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All forgotten yesterdays
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School days remind me of
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When I was a boy
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All my life
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I've been this lonely boy
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Gate.
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- What do you want?
- Can I use the bathroom here?
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I can't let you back in here.
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This is the discharge gate.
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There's the last bus into town tonight.
You better get on it.
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Excuse me, do you know
where the bathroom is?
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Yeah, it's down there.
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The bathroom's closed, sir.
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It's closed. Thanks.
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Excuse me, miss, do you know
where there's a bathroom here?
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Back there.
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That's closed.
Do you know where another bathroom is?
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There's one in the restaurant
to the left up there.
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Okay, thanks. Thank you.
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Oh man.
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The restaurant's closed.
I said the restaurant is closed.
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- Can I use the bathroom?
- The bathroom's closed, too.
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I said the restaurant is closed.
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...one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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One, two, three, four-
chin up straight- seven, eight.
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And stamp! One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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Stamp! Two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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Stamp! And smile- two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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Stamp! One, two, three and four.
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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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Again- two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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Repeat, two, two, two-
five, six, seven, eight.
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Stamp! Then a one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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Stamp! And smile- two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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Stamp! And a one... three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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Doubles! One, two...
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- What the fuck you looking at?
- Nothing.
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Then get your fucking face
out of my pants.
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Relax.
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Don't tell me to fucking relax.
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Just keep your face
out of my pants.
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It's just so big.
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What the fuck did you say?
What did you say to me, you faggot?
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Get the fuck out of the bathroom!
Faggot!
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Damn it!
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I can't piss. Fucking faggot,
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I'll kill that fucker!
Fucking faggot!
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Faggot!
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- Watch your mouth.
- What? What?
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Why don't you watch your mouth,
smart-ass?
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- Miss.
- What?
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You got a quarter I can borrow?
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-Yes.
- Can I borrow it?
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Yeah.
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Can I borrow it now?
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- Don't you say thanks?
- What?
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- Don't you say thank you?
- What?
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Hello, Ma? It's me.
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It's Billy.
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Billy. Your son!
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Turn down the TV.
Turn down the television.
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It's Billy.
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I told you we were going to be in town
for one day, right?
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We're in town.
We just flew in.
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We're at the fancy hotel.
I told you where we were staying.
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Downtown, yes.
The big hotel, right.
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Yeah, I have a big room.
It's beautiful here.
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Yes, it's clean, Ma.
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It's a very expensive hotel, okay?
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No, don't come here, Ma.
Don't come here.
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I told you, I want to go there.
I want to see the old neighborhood.
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I want to come now.
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What time is the game over?
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Fine, I'll come at 5:00.
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No, Ma, she's not coming.
She's sick.
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I don't know. People get sick.
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I don't know why she's sick.
She's sick.
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Every time we fly in planes,
she gets sick.
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I don't know why.
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She doesn't like flying.
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Plus, we sit in first class,
they bring you a lot of food,
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and she always gets stomach cramps.
I don't know.
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I can't- she's sleeping, Ma.
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I'm in the lobby of the hotel
because she's sleeping upstairs.
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I'm not going to wake her up.
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Did you hear what I said?
Did you hear what I said?
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What did I say?
What did I say?
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She's sick!
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Fine, Ma.
You want me to wake her up?
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You want me to go upstairs
and wake her up?
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You're unbelievable.
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Then how you going to feel
when she comes over sick?
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How you going to feel then
when you see how sick she is?
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No, I'm going to bring her,
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I'm going to drag her out of bed
and I'm going to bring her to you
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so you can see her.
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Fine. We're coming over.
We're coming over.
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I said I'm bringing her, yes.
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Fine. Okay? Goodbye.
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Excuse me, miss?
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Shut up, shut up...
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Don't say a word or I'll take it
right out of your face.
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Shut your mouth, shut your mouth...
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Just shut your mouth
and you'll be okay.
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Shut up! Shut up!
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You're hurting me.
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Shut your mouth
or I'll really hurt you.
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Wanna really hurt?
Get in the car.
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Get in. Hurry up.
Get in the car.
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How do I get this thing back?
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Point to the thing!
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I can't see out the window.
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Give me something
to wipe the window with.
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Give me something
to wipe the window with!
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No, you go out.
You clean it.
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Get out of the car
and clean your window.
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Don't you ever clean your window?
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Do you ever think
about cleaning your car-
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Come on, I don't got all day.
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Hurry up.
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See how you wash a car?
See how nice when a car's clean?
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Is that how your house is,
filthy like that?
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You see how nice the car is
when it's clean?
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You see, now you can see.
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That's good. That's good.
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Get in your car. Hurry up.
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Hurry up! And shut your mouth,
shut your mouth.
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It's filthy, it's filthy.
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Where's the thing on this car?
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How do you put it in gear?
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- It's right here.
- What is this?
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Is this a shifter car?
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I cannot drive a shifter car,
so we got a little situation here.
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I can't drive these kind of cars.
What the fuck is going on?
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You think that's funny?
Would you like to know, smart-ass?
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Would you like to know why
I can't drive this kind of car?
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I'll tell you why.
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I'm used to luxury cars.
Have you ever heard of a luxury car?
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You know what luxury means?
Have you ever heard of Cadillac?
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Cadillac Eldorado?
That's what I drive.
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I drive cars that shift themselves.
My cars shift themselves.
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They're luxury cars.
They shift themselves.
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When I say three,
you follow my count,
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you come around to my door.
You got me?
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One... two... three.
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What did I just say?
One, two, three.
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Get out of the car.
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I'm watching you, I'm watching you.
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Don't make that face,
don't make that face.
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Hurry up!
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Now pull away.
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Go this way!
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Wait! Go this way!
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I want you to pull over right there.
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- Just pull over here.
- Where?
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Right here.
That's it, that's good.
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That's it. Beautiful.
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Put the car in park, all right?
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I'm gonna step out of the car
for one minute.
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One minute, I'm gonna step out.
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Put your hands
on the dashboard like that.
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Don't let me see
you move them one finger,
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not one twitch of a move
or I'll come back and choke you to death.
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I swear to God.
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I'll take a bite out of your cheek
and I'll shit you out.
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So just hold your hands like that,
you understand me?
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Nod your head if you understand.
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You understand?
Yes, you understand.
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Stay right there.
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Don't look.
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Who told you to look?
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Take your hands off the dash.
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You're making me nervous.
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First thing, right off the bat,
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I'd like to apologize.
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I'm going to apologize.
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I've had to go to the bathroom for hours.
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I've been backed up,
totally backed up.
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Anyway, I swear to God,
I didn't mean to scare you.
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And I'm sorry if I pulled your hair.
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You okay?
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Good. All right...
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Now don't talk, please.
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I need to ask you a favor.
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I haven't seen my parents
in a long time
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'cause I just got out of jail.
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I was innocent.
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Before I went away,
I made up a few lies.
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I said I was married.
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I also told them
that I worked for the government
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and that I would be away
for a long time.
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What I need you to do is to come
to my parents' house with me,
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and pretend to be my wife-
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acting, all right?
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Today's your big debut,
your big break.
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This is acting. You're my wife.
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So that means you adore me,
you love me, you cherish me--
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Jesus Christ,
you can't live without me.
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The story will go like this.
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We met in high school...
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and we were sweethearts,
you loved me,
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you've been in love with me
your whole life.
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And your new name
would be Wendy Balsam.
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Don't worry about the details.
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I'll take over. Just be nice.
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When we get there,
be a decent girl. Be nice.
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What's your name,
what's your real name?
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Layla.
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Layla. No, that's no good.
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We'll stick with Wendy Balsam,
you're Wendy Balsam.
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So basically,
what I'm asking you to do is,
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I'm asking you to come there
and make me look good.
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And if you make a fool out of me,
I swear to God,
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I'll kill you right there.
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Boom! Right in front
of Mommy and Daddy.
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And I'll tell you something else,
you make me look bad...
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I will never ever
talk to you again, ever.
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But if you do a good job,
then you can be my best friend.
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My best friend that I've ever had.
You hear me?
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All right, let's keep driving.
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We're gonna go. Keep driving.
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What's your name?
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My name is Billy, Billy Brown.
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Just remember why you're there.
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You're there to make me look good.
You hear me?
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You can eat all the food you want,
just make me look good.
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- Why are you there?
- To make you look good.
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That's right, to make me look good.
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Then you can go home.
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Are your parents vegetarians?
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I hope so,
because I don't eat meat ever.
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Come on, come on.
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- Which house is it?
- There.
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Oh man.
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Are you okay?
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What did I tell you?
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Just make sure you behave right.
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Come on, come on.
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- What did I tell you?
- Don't start.
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Do me this favor, all right?
This is not nice.
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Just be nice, okay?
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Be nice, say hello,
really nice hellos.
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My father likes
when people say hello.
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"Hello, Mr. Brown."
Okay? Please.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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I feel sick.
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I feel like throwing up.
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Would you hold me a second?
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Would you hold me?
250
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:07,535
Don't touch me.
251
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:10,454
Come on. Come on.
252
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,842
Hello!
253
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,475
Hey, Dad.
254
00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:35,980
Jan, it's your son.
255
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:39,692
-Who?
-I said it's your son.
256
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:44,196
Oh, honey.
257
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:46,115
It's Billy.
258
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,825
Billy's here.
259
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,890
We're so happy to meet you.
260
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,893
Billy's told us so much about you.
261
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,771
I've heard so much about both of you.
262
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:20,149
He's very proud you two.
263
00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:22,151
Do you think
I could use the bathroom?
264
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:25,529
Sure, honey. Billy, go show her
where the bathroom is.
265
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:30,534
It's down the hall.
Don't take a long time.
266
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:32,870
I have to go to the bathroom.
267
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:34,538
Just hurry up.
268
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:44,006
Honey... you look tired.
Are you sick?
269
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:46,550
I'm not sick, Ma.
270
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,262
Why?
271
00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:52,556
You just-
272
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,683
you just look so tired.
273
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,936
Well, Ma, I am a little tired.
I just flew on a plane.
274
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,564
- Okay?
- All right. Don't get upset.
275
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,900
- I'm not upset.
- All right.
276
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,279
You want something to drink?
277
00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:08,906
Yeah.
278
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:12,034
All right.
What do you want to drink?
279
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,703
I'd like a glass of water, please.
280
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:17,081
You don't want some pop?
281
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,292
You know I don't drink pop, Ma.
282
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,920
The bubbles bother my stomach.
283
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:26,924
Would you like some ginger ale?
I got some ginger ale.
284
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,926
That's good for the stomach.
285
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,969
Ginger ale is pop, Ma.
286
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,721
Ginger ale is pop.
287
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,306
I just said I don't want pop.
288
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:35,975
Can I please have a glass of water?
289
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:39,478
How about I make you the juice?
I got the frozen juice.
290
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:42,731
I just want a glass of water, please.
291
00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:45,859
Just a glass of water.
That's all I want.
292
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,861
- Fine.
- Thank you.
293
00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:54,076
Oh, honey.
294
00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:57,079
I got those chocolate doughnuts you like.
Do you want one now
295
00:24:57,121 --> 00:25:00,124
or do you think
it'll spoil your appetite?
296
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,251
It won't spoil my appetite.
297
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:05,254
I don't eat chocolate.
I'm allergic to it, remember?
298
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:08,215
Honey...
299
00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:11,719
what are you talking about?
You always ate chocolate.
300
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,637
That's great.
301
00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,639
You don't remember your own son.
That's really great...
302
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:19,017
Ma, my face is kind of itchy.
303
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:23,731
Honey, what happened to your face?
304
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:27,359
It's all swollen.
We better put some ice on that.
305
00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:29,987
...you had to take me
to the Emergency Room
306
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,405
because my face swelled up.
307
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,660
I don't know what you're
talking about.
308
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:38,120
You always ate chocolate.
309
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:42,499
I didn't always eat chocolate, Ma.
I did not always eat chocolate.
310
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,669
I didn't eat chocolate.
Can we talk about something else?
311
00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:48,547
- All right, just calm down.
- Fine.
312
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,551
- Honey.
- Hi, honey.
313
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:08,275
Why don't you get her
something to drink, Ma?
314
00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:10,944
All right.
Do you want something to drink, honey?
315
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:14,406
Yeah. Could you make me
a rum and coke?
316
00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:16,700
- What, honey?
-I meant-
317
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:21,455
- could I have a ginger ale?
- Oh sure, we got a ginger ale.
318
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,540
Come here, honey.
319
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,709
Let me hug my new little daughter.
320
00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:28,837
Daddy loves you, you know that?
Daddy really loves you.
321
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,590
His new, little, sweet,
young daughter.
322
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,467
Sit down, honey.
323
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,224
I'm 28.
324
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:42,935
You look like a baby.
325
00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:45,062
You look so young and pretty.
326
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,730
Thank you.
327
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,733
My son used to be a beautiful baby.
328
00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,946
You should've seen him.
He was so beautiful.
329
00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:58,992
Look at him now.
330
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:01,078
Oh no.
331
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,706
I think Billy is the most handsome guy
in the whole world.
332
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:07,251
- Who, honey?
- Billy.
333
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:10,379
I think he's the most handsome man
I've ever seen.
334
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,757
- Billy who?
-This Billy.
335
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:20,013
I can't stand it
when he grows his hair long.
336
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:26,353
Could I see some pictures of Billy
from when he was little?
337
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:28,605
You want to see some pictures?
338
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,024
Honey, where's the Billy picture?
339
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,902
- You know?
-I don't know where it is.
340
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,779
The picture of Billy, honey.
341
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:38,282
I don't know where it is.
Wait a minute...
342
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,784
We got some pictures.
343
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,791
Here's a picture of me
with Jack Kemp.
344
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,504
Here's O.J. Simpson.
345
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:56,550
Here's me with
the Buffalo Bills' caterer.
346
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:03,640
Here's my husband.
Here's our wedding.
347
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:07,436
Honey, did you find it?
348
00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:11,315
Yeah, I found it.
349
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:16,069
Look at Billy.
350
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:18,697
He's so cute.
351
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:22,034
And that puppy-
that puppy's adorable.
352
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,453
- Whose puppy is that?
- That was Billy's.
353
00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:27,831
- Bingo.
- What happened to him?
354
00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:29,833
I don't know what happened to him.
355
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:32,544
He ran away.
Yeah, he ran away.
356
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:36,214
Such a cute puppy.
357
00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:38,217
Billy!
358
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:40,219
What did I tell you
about this thing?
359
00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,679
Didn't I warn you
50 fucking times about this dog?
360
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,057
Didn't I tell you if it peed
in the house again what I'd do?
361
00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:47,434
- No, Daddy, please!
- Didn't I tell you?
362
00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:50,228
No, Daddy, please!
363
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:56,360
That's enough with the pictures.
I'm hungry.
364
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,946
Jan, would you hurry up, please?
365
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:02,241
Who's this handsome guy
in this picture?
366
00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:04,868
That's me. I was a singer.
367
00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:08,580
That's me in a downtown nightclub
with this band...
368
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:12,459
Sinatra sang in that club.
He sang in that actual club.
369
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,378
Wow, you're a singer?
370
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,880
Well, I was a singer.
371
00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:19,591
Yeah.
372
00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:22,386
Did you ever make any records?
Do you have any tapes?
373
00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:24,012
No, no...
374
00:29:24,137 --> 00:29:26,598
well, a few tapes.
375
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,392
Can I hear one?
376
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,602
You want to hear one of my tapes?
377
00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:33,480
All right. As soon as we eat,
I'll play you a tape.
378
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:36,650
Honey, it's going to be 20 minutes
before I'm done with dinner.
379
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:39,111
Why don't you play her the tapes now?
380
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,991
- You really want to hear this?
-Yes.
381
00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:46,284
Okay, follow me.
382
00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:10,809
These are some arrangements
Nelson Riddle made for Frank,
383
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,811
without Frank's voice, of course,
384
00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:15,439
so he could see what he liked,
what he didn't like.
385
00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:17,941
I like to sing to them.
386
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:23,030
Let me find the hole here.
387
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:27,534
I hope I can still get up there.
388
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:39,546
Fools rush in
389
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:44,801
Where angels fear to tread
390
00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:51,349
And so I come to you, my love
391
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:55,687
My heart above my head
392
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:02,736
Though I see
393
00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:07,699
The danger there
394
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:14,873
If there's a chance for me
395
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:19,753
Then I don't care
396
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:26,384
Fools rush in
397
00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:31,014
Where wise men never go
398
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:38,271
But wise men never fall in love
399
00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:42,359
So how are they to know?
400
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:49,741
When we met
401
00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:56,164
/ felt my life begin
402
00:31:56,289 --> 00:32:01,920
So open up your heart and let
403
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:06,550
This fool rush in
404
00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:42,961
I've felt my life begin
405
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:48,800
So open up your heart and let
406
00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:56,975
This fool rush in
407
00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:11,698
- That's enough of that shit.
- Your voice is so beautiful.
408
00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:15,327
- Let's go and eat.
- Can I hear one more?
409
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,995
No. I'm hungry.
410
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,080
I'm shaking with hunger-
411
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:22,000
- Please, just one more song.
- No more! Okay?
412
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,884
I'm sorry, honey. Jesus Christ.
413
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:34,512
Listen, when we finish eating,
414
00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:37,015
I'll look around,
find a tape for you.
415
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,643
You take it home,
play it any time you want, okay?
416
00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:40,644
Okay.
417
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:43,730
'Cause Daddy loves you,
you know that? I love you.
418
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:46,483
Let's go.
419
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:13,843
Billy, you're right.
420
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:16,221
Your father does have
the most beautiful voice.
421
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:22,852
Careful, everybody.
It's very hot.
422
00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:26,606
-I hope you like tripe.
-I don't know what that is.
423
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:30,068
The Italians call it "trippa."
It's the intestines of the cow.
424
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:32,320
And it's very good for you.
425
00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:37,826
It's terrific. Isn't that
what you said was your favorite food?
426
00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:40,328
Go ahead, honey.
Tell me what you think.
427
00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:43,123
Go ahead, Wendy.
Take a big bite.
428
00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:45,500
Take a big bigger bite.
429
00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,836
Mmm, that's good, right?
430
00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:51,131
Bring more, Ma.
She's going to eat a lot, I sense it.
431
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:54,759
Well, everybody gets the same.
432
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:02,225
Turn that knife away from me, please.
433
00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:04,144
Why are you pointing
that knife at me?
434
00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:07,355
Is that why you came here,
to stab me with that knife?
435
00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:09,524
Will you turn it away from me,
please?
436
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,735
- Honey, just calm down.
- Turn it away, please!
437
00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:14,487
What?
The knife is not pointed at you!
438
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,031
Yes, it's pointed at me!
439
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,033
Don't tell me you didn't point
the knife at me!
440
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,535
Don't point a knife at a person
unless you want to use it!
441
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:23,872
I didn't point the knife at you!
It was here on the table, like that!
442
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:26,291
It was not here!
Point it over here!
443
00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:28,626
Honey, just calm down.
444
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:32,672
I am calm! Did you see what he did?
Did you see what your son did?
445
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,799
-I didn't do nothing!
- He pointed a knife at his father!
446
00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:37,385
Yeah, I pointed at you,
it's always at you.
447
00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:40,639
Honey, honey, honey.
Do you want some more tripe?
448
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,266
No, I don't want tripe.
You want to get me tripe,
449
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:47,062
- get me tripe.
- No, let him fill up on the bread.
450
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:50,398
- Enough tripe.
- Let me eat bread,
451
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,276
'cause that's what he wants me to eat-
bread all the time!
452
00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:56,196
God forbid I should have
a piece of meat, right?
453
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:58,907
So, Wendy, you were saying?
454
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:03,662
I was just going to say...
455
00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:07,165
how Billy's the nicest husband
in the whole world.
456
00:36:07,207 --> 00:36:09,417
Yeah, I'm sure he's terrific.
457
00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:11,336
No, really, I'm the luckiest girl
458
00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:14,464
to have found such
a wonderful husband.
459
00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:17,717
I fell in love with him
the first time I met him.
460
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:23,723
Honey, can you pass me
the remote control there?
461
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,683
It's right behind you.
462
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,855
Did Billy ever tell you how we met?
463
00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:34,943
No, honey.
How did you two meet?
464
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:38,321
Billy, you didn't tell your mom
how we met?
465
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,449
You tell her.
466
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:44,869
Well...
467
00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:47,622
I was working as a typist
for the CIA,
468
00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,624
which is a special part
of the government,
469
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:52,377
and Billy is a top agent
with the CIA.
470
00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:56,005
I'm sure you know that.
You're probably so proud of him.
471
00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:58,508
He has hundreds of people
working for him.
472
00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:01,219
And all the girls in the office
were always telling me
473
00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:03,221
how much they were in love
with their boss.
474
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,764
And of course,
I had never seen him.
475
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,267
I worked way down
on the other side of the building.
476
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:09,894
But one day he comes into the office,
477
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,105
and I see him.
478
00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:15,525
And I fell in love,
madly in love with him.
479
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,402
But I couldn't talk to him
480
00:37:17,527 --> 00:37:20,029
'cause I was just a typist.
481
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:23,533
He's the kindest, smartest,
482
00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:25,785
most handsome guy there.
483
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:29,414
Even the guys loved him.
They idolized him.
484
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:32,250
So I just couldn't-
485
00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:34,043
I didn't think he'd ever like me.
486
00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:36,546
I was just a little typist girl,
487
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,882
and he was like the king.
488
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:42,177
Even the President
is so proud of him.
489
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:46,055
So one day,
I walk into my office,
490
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:50,185
and there's this giant
bouquet of roses.
491
00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:51,895
And I was just like,
"My God,
492
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:53,771
what are those flowers on my desk?"
493
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:56,691
I thought maybe they had gotten
the wrong desk or something.
494
00:37:56,775 --> 00:38:00,028
So I go to open the card-
there's a little note attached.
495
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,572
And it said, "Dear Wendy,
496
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,699
I've been in love with you
for a year,
497
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:08,703
but I'm very shy and I just
didn't know how to tell you.
498
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,539
But I want you to know
that I really love you,
499
00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:14,167
and I'd like to take you
to dinner sometime."
500
00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:16,085
And guess who it was signed by.
501
00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:17,337
Who?
502
00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:20,465
Honey, hold on, watch this play...
503
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,467
Billy! It was signed by Billy.
504
00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:26,804
- It said, "Love, Billy."
- Just watch this play.
505
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,431
Watch this.
506
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:44,948
God damn it!
507
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,745
30 years, I haven't missed a game.
508
00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:54,249
They haven't won a championship
since 1966.
509
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:58,211
And I missed that game
'cause that's the day I had Billy.
510
00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:03,383
I wish I never had him.
511
00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:05,843
I wouldn't have missed that game.
512
00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:12,016
Did you like Buffalo, too?
513
00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:18,648
It's Billy Brown calling.
514
00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:23,528
I'd like to bet on the Superbowl.
515
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:28,992
On Buffalo.
516
00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:31,911
To win.
517
00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:35,790
Right.
518
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,175
I'd like to put $10,000 on them.
519
00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:47,802
$10,000?!
520
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:50,555
- That's too much!
- I'm talking on the phone!
521
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,056
I'm talking on the phone.
522
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:55,018
Come on, Scott.
Come on, Scott.
523
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,395
Please, God.
Please, God.
524
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:02,442
- No good.
- Oh no!
525
00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:04,652
- Fuck!
-I told you, Billy.
526
00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:08,531
- Now you're in big trouble.
- Shut up! I'm fucked.
527
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:16,331
The story goes like this.
528
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:20,460
One day, this big asshole comes in.
529
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:23,588
He calls up a $10,000 bet on Buffalo
530
00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,465
to win the Superbowl.
531
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:28,092
That's to win, okay?
532
00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:31,804
I know what you're thinking.
This story's hard to believe.
533
00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:35,850
What kind of an idiot would bet...
534
00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:39,437
on Buffalo to win
a big game like that?
535
00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,107
It's true.
I swear to God it happened.
536
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,985
This guy was so out of touch,
537
00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:49,614
he didn't even have the 10 large
to cover his bet.
538
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:54,369
Tell somebody to turn up the heat.
539
00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:57,705
So, Billy...
540
00:40:57,747 --> 00:41:00,500
what happened was
this bookie got so sick
541
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:03,252
of hearing everybody's excuses-
542
00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:07,715
they're all the same.
Everybody's got an excuse.
543
00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:10,093
Anyway, this bookie got so sick
544
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,095
that he just had...
545
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:13,638
to throw up.
546
00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:17,975
The only way he could
make himself feel better
547
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:20,478
was to do bad things.
548
00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:27,276
To do very, very bad things
to the excuse-maker.
549
00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:30,154
And very, very bad things
550
00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:33,282
to the excuse-maker's
mother and father.
551
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:36,995
So what do you say?
552
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:40,289
Why don't we give this story
a happy ending?
553
00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:43,251
I've got an acquaintance, a friend,
554
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:46,170
a very good friend of ours
555
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,005
who just got arrested.
556
00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:50,425
Of course, he's innocent.
557
00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:54,679
His arrest is a goddamn injustice,
558
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:56,055
a tragedy.
559
00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:58,558
So you, the asshole,
560
00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:02,395
will confess to the crime
of which he is accused,
561
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:05,189
so as to free the innocent man.
562
00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:06,816
Now...
563
00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:10,403
if you fail to convince the court...
564
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:14,657
or if you refuse to try to,
565
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:19,037
some very evil
and very bad things could happen.
566
00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:22,415
Very evil and very bad things.
567
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,209
And Billy...
568
00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:28,337
if Buffalo ever makes it
back to the Superbowl,
569
00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:30,423
bet against them.
570
00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:33,968
Now get the fuck out of my sight.
571
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,059
All rise.
572
00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:44,854
Mr. Brown,
573
00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:48,483
based on your confession,
you are found guilty as charged.
574
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,860
Therefore, it is the judgment
of this court
575
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:53,571
that you are sentenced
to the maximum term-
576
00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:56,324
five years, no parole.
577
00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:05,374
This one is going to go in June.
578
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,753
See how I've been doing it?
I write them down on every envelope.
579
00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:11,339
You don't have to think.
This goes in June.
580
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:16,886
Any day in June.
581
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:19,639
Just look at the thing,
like all the other ones.
582
00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:21,974
You look at the month--
583
00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:24,769
Goon, pay attention,
we're almost done.
584
00:43:24,894 --> 00:43:26,896
See, June?
This one says June.
585
00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:28,147
They all have a month mark.
586
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:29,398
This one goes June.
587
00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:32,610
June comes before July
and after May.
588
00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:35,154
So any time you hear
that it's June,
589
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,782
just put this in the mailbox,
all right?
590
00:43:37,907 --> 00:43:40,284
Can I trust you on these?
Are we done with these?
591
00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:43,287
You got it.
They've all got their own month.
592
00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:45,248
Any day of the month,
you can send it.
593
00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:48,042
The month is written
on the back of the thing.
594
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:50,294
This one goes at Christmas-time.
595
00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:53,130
Please don't pick your nose
in front of me.
596
00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:55,550
Please don't do that.
597
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,802
All right?
This goes at Christmas-time.
598
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,055
Christmas.
Do you know when Christmas is?
599
00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:03,641
-I know when Christmas is.
-You know, Rudolph...
600
00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:05,685
What do you think, I'm dumb?
601
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,022
Yeah, I think you're
a little dumb sometimes.
602
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,567
Cut it out, Billy,
or I'm not gonna do it.
603
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:15,444
Listen to me.
Wanna know what I heard in here?
604
00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:18,406
Wanna know what I heard?
You know Scott Wood?
605
00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:22,952
I heard from guys in here
who know for a fact-
606
00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:24,954
they know for a fact
607
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:27,582
that he missed that fucking field goal
on purpose.
608
00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,960
That he got paid money
and he missed it on purpose.
609
00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:33,963
That motherfuck. That motherfuck.
610
00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:37,341
I wonder how much
that motherfuck got paid
611
00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:40,094
to ruin my fucking life.
612
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:42,805
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
613
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,307
Listen to me.
614
00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:47,810
When I get out of here,
I'm gonna fucking kill him.
615
00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:50,980
I swear to God,
I'm gonna fucking kill him.
616
00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:53,816
That motherfucking,
10-cent field goal kicker,
617
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:55,067
I'm gonna kill him.
618
00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:56,360
And I'll tell you something,
619
00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:58,487
I'll kill myself, too,
'cause I don't give a fuck,
620
00:44:58,571 --> 00:45:02,241
'cause I'm not coming back here,
you understand?
621
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,493
Just remember what I told you.
622
00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:09,373
What are you looking at?
623
00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,879
You got this, right?
624
00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:16,714
You got this and this.
625
00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:19,634
When is this one going?
This one is going in January.
626
00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,886
This is for my mother's birthday.
627
00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:25,598
January. Let me write it down
on every package.
628
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,849
January.
629
00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:29,727
Goon, please,
please don't fuck me here.
630
00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:31,395
Please be a person...
631
00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:37,151
Can I use the phone in the bedroom?
632
00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:38,402
Sure, you can.
633
00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:39,904
Where are you calling?
Local call?
634
00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:42,031
- Yes, a local call.
- Okay.
635
00:46:08,057 --> 00:46:11,560
Goon, it's me, Billy.
636
00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:13,646
What are you doing?
637
00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:15,064
Billy...
638
00:46:15,147 --> 00:46:18,150
I don't want people
to call me that no more,
639
00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:20,069
even you.
640
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:22,571
Hello to you, too.
641
00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:25,157
What do they call you now?
642
00:46:25,199 --> 00:46:27,785
What do you want them
to call you?
643
00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:30,579
My new name is Rocky.
644
00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:34,667
Your name is Rocky?
645
00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:36,669
My new name is Rocky.
646
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:37,712
Rocky.
647
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:39,714
I go away for two seconds
648
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:43,092
and you change your name
from Goon to Rocky.
649
00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:48,097
Whatever you want.
650
00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:51,684
I just got out of jail.
651
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:55,229
You remember that guy, Wood?
652
00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:58,607
I'd really like to find him.
653
00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:04,113
Are you still going to do
that bad thing you said you'd do?
654
00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:08,743
Don't you think that's not
a good thing to do?
655
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:11,245
What if the policeman catches you?
656
00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,622
I'm not going to get caught.
657
00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:15,833
I'm not going to get caught.
658
00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:18,586
So you want to help me
or you don't want to help me?
659
00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:23,257
He's got that TV commercial,
and he's got that club
660
00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,843
where the girls take off their clothes.
661
00:47:25,885 --> 00:47:29,722
What? This guy opens up
a strip joint in Buffalo?
662
00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:32,516
You want to come over to my house
for dinner?
663
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,769
My mom's cooking dinner.
664
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,645
What's the name of the club?
665
00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:40,733
- Hey, Goon?
- Huh?
666
00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:43,027
What's the name of the joint?
667
00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:47,656
Oh, it's the name of his name.
It's got his name.
668
00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:49,909
It's named- yeah.
669
00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:52,036
Do you know a street?
Can you help me out?
670
00:47:52,161 --> 00:47:53,913
Can you give me a street name?
671
00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:55,998
You're confusing me.
I don't know.
672
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,666
/ don't remember.
673
00:47:57,750 --> 00:48:00,669
You shouldn't go down there.
Don't go down there.
674
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,548
I have a little surprise
I haven't told Billy yet.
675
00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:06,675
- Yeah?
- I'm pregnant.
676
00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:09,053
- We're going to have a baby.
- Wendy, honey,
677
00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:11,180
you're going to have a baby!
678
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:13,808
- You're going to have a baby!
- Don't tell Billy,
679
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,810
'cause I want to surprise him later.
680
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:19,438
- We won't say nothing.
- Come here, give me a hug!
681
00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:25,319
I won't say nothing.
682
00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:28,072
Goon...
683
00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:30,157
I'm just kidding, all right?
684
00:48:30,199 --> 00:48:31,700
I'm just kidding.
685
00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:34,078
I just want to go
and say hello to him.
686
00:48:34,203 --> 00:48:36,413
Can you help me find him?
687
00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:39,208
/ know how you get.
Don't go down there.
688
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:42,086
- You'll go back to jail.
- What did I just say?
689
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:44,046
I said I was kidding.
690
00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:46,924
- You got a phone book in the house?
- Don't do bad things.
691
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:49,301
Don't do any bad things.
692
00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:51,220
Did you get the raisins
that I sent you?
693
00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:53,722
Yeah, Goon, I got the raisins.
Thanks.
694
00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:56,809
Do you have a phone book?
Can you help me out here?
695
00:48:56,851 --> 00:49:00,104
Don't call me that.
I don't like that name no more.
696
00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:03,357
All right, Rocky.
Rocky! Rocky!
697
00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:05,818
I'll call you Rocky.
You happy, big shot?
698
00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:08,696
You happy, Rocky?
What's the difference what your name is?
699
00:49:08,737 --> 00:49:11,198
Would you do me a favor
and get a phone book?
700
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:12,992
I've got to go.
My mom's calling me.
701
00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:14,994
She's mad that I'm on the phone
too long.
702
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,329
You know something, Goon?
703
00:49:17,371 --> 00:49:20,249
You know your problem?
Your problem is your mother.
704
00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:22,251
That's all you do is you run
705
00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:23,961
when your mom calls you all the time.
706
00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:26,380
Could you just get a phone book?
707
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,134
No, I've got to go.
My mom said I've got to go.
708
00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:31,886
/ need you for one second, Goon.
709
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:33,762
One second. Get a phone book.
710
00:49:33,846 --> 00:49:38,642
- Don't be sore at me, Billy.
- / asked you to get a phone book!
711
00:49:38,767 --> 00:49:40,769
Every time your mother says something-
712
00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:42,980
that's why people call you Goon.
713
00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:45,608
You know why they call you Goon?
Because you're retarded
714
00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:48,611
and you're ugly.
You're an ugly retard.
715
00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:51,405
And they call you Goon
because you're ugly and retarded.
716
00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:54,909
And you'll always be Goon.
Goon, Goon, Goon.
717
00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:57,161
That's what I'll call you
for the rest of your life.
718
00:49:57,286 --> 00:50:00,122
Goon, Goon, Goon,
Goon, Goon. Okay?
719
00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:01,790
So fuck you.
720
00:50:06,045 --> 00:50:07,505
Fuck.
721
00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:21,185
Oh, honey...
722
00:50:21,310 --> 00:50:23,395
you're going to have a baby!
723
00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:28,150
It's really been a pleasure
having you here.
724
00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:30,819
And when you have a little one,
I want you to call it
725
00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:33,030
Little Jimmy.
726
00:50:33,072 --> 00:50:35,658
Honey, we love you so much.
727
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,701
Honey, you come back soon, all right?
728
00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:41,163
And you guys have to come visit us, too.
The house is so beautiful.
729
00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:44,208
Billy's so handy.
He's built so many amazing things.
730
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:46,335
Now you have another house.
731
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:49,421
And I want you to give your daddy
a big kiss.
732
00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:54,343
Oh, honey, we love you so much.
733
00:50:54,426 --> 00:50:57,221
- You come back and visit soon.
- We will.
734
00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:59,723
- Bye.
- Bye, honey.
735
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:12,236
Go! Come on!
736
00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:17,449
- / can't believe them!
- No, it's good.
737
00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:20,619
It's good that they like me.
Then they'll be proud of you.
738
00:51:20,703 --> 00:51:23,122
Bullshit! My life is shit.
739
00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:26,208
If you were my son,
I'd be really proud of you.
740
00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:28,502
Did you see them kiss your ass?
741
00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:30,963
You made it happen.
You made them do that.
742
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,258
You kidnapped me.
743
00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:37,261
You pulled my hair,
you threatened me.
744
00:51:37,386 --> 00:51:39,263
/ just went in there
and did you a favor.
745
00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:42,016
- / thought I did a good job and—
- What was that shit about the CIA?
746
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:44,768
/ asked you "nice," I said "nice."
747
00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:46,395
"Make me look good!"
748
00:51:46,478 --> 00:51:49,023
CIA? Do you think
my father believed that?
749
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:51,400
Do you think he'd believe that
for one second?
750
00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:53,652
Your son works for the CIA.
All the girls love him.
751
00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:56,739
He's smart! He's smart!
752
00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:09,918
Let's go.
753
00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:36,195
Hey! Hey, look, everybody,
754
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,447
the king is back.
755
00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:41,075
That's right. The king is here.
756
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,911
- Billy Brown.
- What's up? Nice to see you.
757
00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:46,455
- It's nice to see you.
- You look really good.
758
00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:49,208
Really good.
759
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:51,543
So, you guys keep my ball and stuff?
760
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:54,338
Did we keep your ball?
761
00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:57,591
We got your ball, your locker...
762
00:52:57,716 --> 00:53:00,344
- You better have kept it.
- just like you left it.
763
00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:02,096
All right.
764
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:07,851
What? Did you pay my membership?
765
00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:09,687
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
766
00:53:09,728 --> 00:53:11,980
You weren't here to pay it,
767
00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:14,483
so I paid it for you.
'Cause I'm your friend, right?
768
00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,860
- Used your own money?
- Yeah.
769
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:19,822
- All right, I owe you for that.
- You're my friend.
770
00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:21,865
You're my friend, too.
771
00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:24,952
Any good bowlers around these days,
anybody good?
772
00:53:25,994 --> 00:53:28,247
- Just you, Billy.
- All right.
773
00:53:29,498 --> 00:53:32,501
- Who's the girl?
- I'm his wife.
774
00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:36,088
She's not my wife.
I picked her up hitchhiking.
775
00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:39,383
Five years in the joint,
you don't waste any time.
776
00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:41,009
You know me.
777
00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:45,597
So I'll go get my things
out of the locker.
778
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:48,016
I gave you 13.
That's the one you like, right?
779
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:51,103
Yeah, that's my lane.
I'll see you in a minute.
780
00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:11,540
Who's that girl?
781
00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:15,544
Just some girl, a girlfriend I had.
782
00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,546
What happened to her?
783
00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:20,382
I don't know.
784
00:54:20,424 --> 00:54:23,135
I'm a free guy.
That's not my style.
785
00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:26,180
I need to be free, so I let her go.
786
00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:34,188
Can I get a little room here?
787
00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:36,648
Why don't you go sit over there?
788
00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:38,692
I need a little privacy.
789
00:54:50,579 --> 00:54:52,331
Hey, Sonny?
790
00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:54,333
Where's my ball?
791
00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:56,585
I got it right here.
792
00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:59,213
- Let me see that.
- It's all polished up.
793
00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:02,216
It looks good. You did a good job.
794
00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:04,968
- I'm going to go bowl.
- Have a good time.
795
00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:06,803
Thanks a lot.
796
00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:09,723
- You're my friend, right?
- You bet.
797
00:55:09,848 --> 00:55:11,809
Thanks, Sonny.
798
00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:43,692
The kid is hot. You see the pro?
799
00:56:57,831 --> 00:56:59,082
Yes!
800
00:57:24,066 --> 00:57:26,944
You saw it, you saw it.
That's right, Billy's back.
801
00:57:34,951 --> 00:57:36,495
Come on!
802
00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:42,250
Come on! Fuck.
803
00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:45,754
Sonny, can you fix it?
804
00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:50,258
- I'll get it.
- Shit, I was in a groove.
805
00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:56,515
Get out of my chair.
Scoot over.
806
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,975
Damn!
807
00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:00,519
Shit.
808
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,653
Yes!
809
00:58:27,671 --> 00:58:30,632
Call her moonchild
810
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:36,805
Dancing in the shallows
of a river
811
00:58:40,392 --> 00:58:44,312
Lovely moonchild
812
00:58:44,438 --> 00:58:47,524
Dreaming in the shadows
813
00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:50,193
Of a willow
814
00:58:54,197 --> 00:59:00,162
Talking to the trees
of the cobweb strange
815
00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:05,333
Sleeping on the steps
of a fountain
816
00:59:06,585 --> 00:59:12,716
Weaving silver wands
to the nightbird song
817
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:15,343
Waiting for the sun
818
00:59:15,427 --> 00:59:18,346
On the mountain
819
00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:53,757
Stop dancing.
Stop it, all right?
820
00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:56,468
Go sit down.
821
01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:15,654
Fuck!
822
01:00:15,737 --> 01:00:18,615
What's so funny?
Why don't you try one?
823
01:00:18,657 --> 01:00:20,784
Go ahead, try one, big shot.
824
01:00:25,789 --> 01:00:27,040
Fuck!
825
01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:36,258
Come on, superstar.
826
01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:46,560
Figures.
827
01:00:48,937 --> 01:00:50,814
Can I bowl another one?
828
01:00:53,441 --> 01:00:55,277
Go ahead.
829
01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:57,195
I'm going to the bathroom.
830
01:01:17,799 --> 01:01:20,552
- What city, please?
- Buffalo.
831
01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:22,095
Yes. What listing?
832
01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:25,473
Can I have the number
of Scott Wood's Exotic Dancers.
833
01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:27,934
How are you spelling that?
834
01:01:27,976 --> 01:01:30,562
I don't know. Wood's woo-
835
01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:53,627
Hi, you've reached
Scott Wood's Solid Gold.
836
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:57,130
This is Scott Wood,
the guy Buffalonians love to hate.
837
01:01:57,255 --> 01:02:00,217
Folks, I'm real sorry about
that field goal I missed.
838
01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:02,969
But guess what?
I got some beautiful topless dancers
839
01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:06,014
here at my new nightclub,
Scott Wood's Solid Gold.
840
01:02:06,097 --> 01:02:08,224
Come on down and check out
these beautiful girls,
841
01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:10,644
stripping down for you
to next to nothing.
842
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:14,522
They're gorgeous. Scott Wood's
Live Solid Gold Sexotic Dancers.
843
01:02:14,606 --> 01:02:18,026
We're at Niagara and Herglenn.
We'll see you here.
844
01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:23,865
I'm going to kill that fucker.
845
01:02:24,908 --> 01:02:26,618
I'm going to kill him.
846
01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:40,048
We have to go.
847
01:02:40,131 --> 01:02:43,301
I'm having fun.
Can't I bowl one more time?
848
01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:45,553
If you want to stay, you stay.
I'm leaving.
849
01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:14,082
Hey, come back here with me.
850
01:03:14,165 --> 01:03:17,210
- Where are we going?
-I want to take some pictures.
851
01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:19,587
Really?
You want to take pictures with me?
852
01:03:19,671 --> 01:03:21,172
Yeah, really.
853
01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:22,966
Wait, I've got to fix my hair.
854
01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:25,218
Don't fix your hair.
This is not that kind of shit.
855
01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:28,972
Don't start that shit.
We're just taking simple pictures.
856
01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:31,349
This is not glamour.
857
01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:33,810
You look fine.
Come on, you look fine.
858
01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:40,233
- Is my hair okay?
- Yeah, it looks nice.
859
01:03:40,317 --> 01:03:42,319
- Are you sure?
- Mm-mm.
860
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,237
It looks fine.
861
01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:50,994
Put this in.
862
01:03:54,873 --> 01:03:57,751
Okay be ready,
'cause it's going to come soon.
863
01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:59,377
You ready?
864
01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:14,351
Come on, what is that?
865
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:15,894
- What?
- What are you doing?
866
01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:18,354
You just made me waste $2.
Get up.
867
01:04:18,396 --> 01:04:20,648
- Come on.
-I was making it fun.
868
01:04:21,775 --> 01:04:25,153
You're missing the point.
You just wasted $2.
869
01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:28,031
Get up, get up, get up.
870
01:04:28,156 --> 01:04:30,533
Now listen to me.
871
01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:32,160
Sit down.
872
01:04:32,243 --> 01:04:34,537
We're taking pictures
for my parents.
873
01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:36,039
Do you understand that?
874
01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:38,541
We're taking pictures
like we're a couple,
875
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:42,879
like we like each other,
like we're husband and wife
876
01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:44,881
and we span time together.
877
01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:47,175
We span time together
as a couple.
878
01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:49,928
'Cause we're a loving couple,
spanning time.
879
01:04:50,011 --> 01:04:53,181
These photos are us in love,
spanning time.
880
01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:55,683
No bullshit faces,
no funny faces.
881
01:04:55,809 --> 01:04:57,685
Just look like you like me.
882
01:04:57,811 --> 01:04:59,938
That's all I want.
Just look like you like me.
883
01:05:00,021 --> 01:05:03,191
- That's it. Can you do that?
- You're so weird.
884
01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:07,153
Fine. Let's go.
885
01:05:08,196 --> 01:05:11,324
Are you going to do it
or are you not going to do it?
886
01:05:11,407 --> 01:05:13,451
I'll do my best.
887
01:05:13,535 --> 01:05:16,579
I don't want to waste more money.
Just do it right.
888
01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:18,665
We're in love.
We're spanning time.
889
01:05:18,706 --> 01:05:20,959
Look like you like me,
look like we're husband and wife.
890
01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:23,086
-I do like you.
- You know what I mean.
891
01:05:23,211 --> 01:05:25,547
I mean like, you like me
like you're my wife.
892
01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:27,549
Like you're in love.
That kind of like.
893
01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:30,593
Like we're in love,
spanning time.
894
01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:33,430
- Just do it right, all right?
- I'll do my best.
895
01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:35,807
Don't do your best,
do it right.
896
01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:37,725
And don't get smart.
897
01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:39,936
I don't want to waste $2.
Just do it right.
898
01:05:39,978 --> 01:05:41,229
- All right.
- All right.
899
01:05:41,354 --> 01:05:43,731
Look like you love me.
Let's span time.
900
01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:45,733
Let's span time together.
901
01:06:01,624 --> 01:06:04,502
- What are you doing?
- What?
902
01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:07,088
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me.
903
01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:09,966
What do you mean?
We're supposed to be husband and wife.
904
01:06:10,008 --> 01:06:12,635
- I'm trying to make it look good.
- We're a couple that doesn't touch.
905
01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:14,888
We like each other.
We like each other a lot.
906
01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:18,391
And we span time together.
We just don't touch each other.
907
01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:19,767
Now let's span time.
908
01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:22,020
Let's use a different color
in the back.
909
01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:24,481
Let's do blue.
This is the blue period.
910
01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:26,357
Get up, get up.
911
01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:27,775
Don't touch me again.
912
01:06:27,859 --> 01:06:30,486
Just look like you like me,
and let's span time.
913
01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:32,780
All right? You got that?
914
01:06:32,906 --> 01:06:34,407
- Yes or no?
-Yes.
915
01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:37,535
I don't want to waste any more money.
This is my last $2.
916
01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:38,912
- Yes or no?
-Yes.
917
01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:42,165
- If you don't want to do it, don't do it.
- No, I'll do it.
918
01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:44,000
Let's look like
we like each other,
919
01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:46,544
and span time,
and do not touch me.
920
01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,379
Do not touch me.
921
01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:50,673
Do not kiss me.
922
01:06:55,803 --> 01:06:57,514
All right, come on.
923
01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:11,319
All right, good.
Let's see how they are. Come on.
924
01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:18,034
Please don't forget
to send the photographs
925
01:07:18,076 --> 01:07:19,702
and the cards to my parents.
926
01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:22,330
I promise I won't forget.
You can trust me.
927
01:07:22,413 --> 01:07:24,207
One every Christmas.
928
01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,093
So I'll see you around.
929
01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:38,346
Where are you going now?
930
01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:06,374
- Is Scott Wood in?
-No.
931
01:08:06,499 --> 01:08:08,960
Scott's not in.
He doesn't come in till later.
932
01:08:09,002 --> 01:08:12,005
- Who's calling?
- Just a friend.
933
01:08:13,131 --> 01:08:16,134
- What time does he get in?
- He doesn't come in until late,
934
01:08:16,259 --> 01:08:19,012
- not before 2:00 a.m.
- What time is it now?
935
01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:21,681
- 8:15.
- He doesn't come in sooner?
936
01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:25,601
He never comes in before 2:00-2:30
and he stays till closing.
937
01:08:25,685 --> 01:08:28,730
If you want to see him,
come in after 2:00.
938
01:08:43,328 --> 01:08:45,622
All right, we'll go, okay?
939
01:08:47,498 --> 01:08:50,251
Why don't we just go some place,
the two of us?
940
01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:52,628
We'll get a room and
we'll just lay down together,
941
01:08:52,628 --> 01:08:55,465
we'll lay in a bed.
You want to go some place with me?
942
01:08:55,506 --> 01:08:58,259
-I do.
- I've got to get a hot bath.
943
01:08:58,384 --> 01:09:00,511
I really need to take a hot bath.
944
01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:05,141
Do you think we could stop
and get a hot chocolate on the way?
945
01:09:10,229 --> 01:09:12,398
I was only kidding...
946
01:09:12,523 --> 01:09:15,735
when I said I wanted
to lay down with you.
947
01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:18,780
So don't get your hopes up.
948
01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:25,036
That's too bad, 'cause I was serious
when I said I wanted to.
949
01:09:49,268 --> 01:09:51,688
Do you prefer smoking or non-smoking?
950
01:09:51,813 --> 01:09:53,940
- Whatever.
- Right this way.
951
01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:13,418
Your waitress will be with you
in a moment.
952
01:10:17,088 --> 01:10:19,465
- What can I get you?
- Can I have a hot chocolate?
953
01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:20,800
Very hot.
954
01:10:20,842 --> 01:10:22,552
- And you, sir?
- Just a glass of water.
955
01:10:22,593 --> 01:10:23,720
Okay.
956
01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:03,384
Hey!
957
01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:06,762
Weren't you in my third-grade class?
958
01:11:06,888 --> 01:11:08,347
Yes.
959
01:11:10,016 --> 01:11:13,478
You remember me?
Wendy Balsam?
960
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,773
I'm Wendy Balsam, too.
961
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:19,525
Oh yeah?
962
01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:23,154
What happened to you?
963
01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:25,031
Didn't you get in trouble?
964
01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:27,241
Didn't you go to jail or something?
965
01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:28,785
Yeah, but he was innocent.
966
01:11:28,785 --> 01:11:31,662
We were in the third grade together.
967
01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:34,790
I think we were in class together
every year.
968
01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:37,168
Did you have Mrs. Dannon?
969
01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:38,920
Yes, .............I did.
970
01:11:40,505 --> 01:11:41,798
Yeah.
971
01:11:41,923 --> 01:11:43,800
Did you live on my block?
972
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:47,303
Because I used to see you walk
by my house every day.
973
01:11:47,428 --> 01:11:50,014
I had a friend who lived over there.
974
01:11:50,056 --> 01:11:51,057
Oh yeah.
975
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,267
It's strange, 'cause every time
I'd look out my window,
976
01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:55,561
I'd see you walking by.
977
01:12:03,194 --> 01:12:04,821
This is Don.
978
01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:08,699
And... what's your name again?
979
01:12:08,824 --> 01:12:11,452
- Billy Brown.
- Billy Brown.
980
01:12:11,536 --> 01:12:13,579
Yeah, that's it.
981
01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:16,833
This is Don Shanks, my fiancM.
982
01:12:16,958 --> 01:12:19,919
How you doing, Billy?
It's nice to meet you.
983
01:12:21,212 --> 01:12:23,464
Since you guys
were in school together,
984
01:12:23,548 --> 01:12:26,467
you want to come over and sit down here
for a little bit maybe?
985
01:12:31,222 --> 01:12:33,349
We're getting ready to leave.
986
01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:35,226
Thanks a lot, maybe another time.
987
01:12:35,309 --> 01:12:37,061
Sure, yeah.
988
01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:40,731
It was nice meeting you... again.
989
01:12:43,234 --> 01:12:45,570
That girl has the same name as me.
990
01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:49,365
And she looks an awful lot
like that photograph in your locker.
991
01:12:49,490 --> 01:12:51,492
The hot chocolate's going
to be a couple of minutes.
992
01:12:51,617 --> 01:12:53,244
We're going.
Thank you, anyway.
993
01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:55,204
- What do you mean?
- Sure.
994
01:12:55,246 --> 01:12:58,207
You want to stay, you stay.
I'm going.
995
01:12:58,249 --> 01:13:01,335
Look at that girl, look at her.
996
01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:03,713
She's so creepy.
997
01:13:03,754 --> 01:13:07,383
She is so creepy,
and you are so nice.
998
01:13:07,466 --> 01:13:10,887
- What is that supposed to mean?
-I just think...
999
01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:13,514
you are much too good for her.
1000
01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:17,393
Don't give me no fucking bullshit,
all right?
1001
01:13:17,518 --> 01:13:18,894
Don't give me no bullshit.
1002
01:13:18,978 --> 01:13:22,982
I don't need your pity,
she's-too-good-for-me crap.
1003
01:13:24,025 --> 01:13:25,526
So we're going to leave
1004
01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:29,530
because you ran into someone
you had a crush on in middle school?
1005
01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:32,033
I'm gonna kill Scott Wood.
I'm just gonna kill him.
1006
01:13:32,158 --> 01:13:34,910
- What are you saying?
- I'll kill the motherfucker.
1007
01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:37,788
- I'm going to kill him.
- Billy.
1008
01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:40,291
What are you saying?
1009
01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:42,543
I'm going, okay?
1010
01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,670
Let me tell you something.
1011
01:13:44,795 --> 01:13:49,300
I don't care about you
or your fucking hot chocolate.
1012
01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:51,636
I don't need anybody.
1013
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:54,180
Did you hear what I said?
1014
01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:57,767
Did you hear what I said this time?
Do you want to know the truth?
1015
01:13:57,808 --> 01:14:00,186
I could have had any girl
I wanted in school.
1016
01:14:00,311 --> 01:14:01,646
Any girl I wanted.
1017
01:14:01,687 --> 01:14:04,565
Do you know why I didn't
have a girlfriend?
1018
01:14:04,649 --> 01:14:07,318
Because there was nobody
that I liked.
1019
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:09,820
Nobody that I liked.
That's the truth.
1020
01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:11,822
I could've had anybody.
1021
01:14:11,948 --> 01:14:14,784
There was nobody that I liked,
because girls stink.
1022
01:14:14,825 --> 01:14:19,080
They stink.
They're evil, and they're all bad,
1023
01:14:19,163 --> 01:14:20,706
all of them.
1024
01:14:20,831 --> 01:14:23,042
They're backstabbers...
1025
01:14:23,084 --> 01:14:24,585
like you.
1026
01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:31,592
- So let's go, all right?
- I'm not going.
1027
01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:33,969
- You want to stay?
-Yes.
1028
01:14:35,346 --> 01:14:37,181
You stay, all right?
Fuck you.
1029
01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:39,725
- Fuck you, too.
- Yeah, fuck you.
1030
01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:09,463
Can I use the bathroom?
1031
01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:12,341
Someone stole the key.
Use the one at Denny's.
1032
01:16:04,185 --> 01:16:05,561
I can't--
1033
01:16:10,441 --> 01:16:17,031
I don't want to live.
1034
01:16:17,072 --> 01:16:18,657
Don't want to live.
1035
01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:47,812
Hey.
1036
01:16:50,564 --> 01:16:52,233
I'm sorry.
1037
01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:56,737
Can we just go out of here?
1038
01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:01,325
What about the hot chocolate?
1039
01:17:02,368 --> 01:17:04,495
I really want you to come with me.
1040
01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:06,831
I want to get away
from that witch over there.
1041
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,585
Okay.
1042
01:17:13,337 --> 01:17:14,755
- Okay?
- Okay.
1043
01:17:36,861 --> 01:17:39,238
So you want to go get a room now?
1044
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,490
You can take a bath,
you'll feel better.
1045
01:17:51,292 --> 01:17:53,002
Okay, we got time.
1046
01:18:24,325 --> 01:18:26,160
We need a room for one night.
1047
01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:28,078
- How many nights?
- One night.
1048
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:31,832
Here, fill this out.
1049
01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:38,339
Rooms are $29.99 plus tax.
Comes to $34.50.
1050
01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:41,842
I need a license and cash
or a credit card.
1051
01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:45,846
What really happened
with you and Wendy Balsam?
1052
01:18:45,971 --> 01:18:48,724
You've been so quiet all night.
1053
01:18:48,807 --> 01:18:52,061
-I don't want to talk about it.
- I'm not jealous.
1054
01:18:52,102 --> 01:18:54,063
I just wondered...
1055
01:18:55,606 --> 01:18:57,942
I told you I don't want
to talk about it.
1056
01:19:00,861 --> 01:19:03,864
Checkout time is at 11:00 a.m.
and there's no smoking in the room.
1057
01:19:48,242 --> 01:19:50,119
Don't sit on this bedspread,
1058
01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:53,038
it's disgusting.
Let's take this off.
1059
01:19:58,252 --> 01:20:00,004
These are dirty.
1060
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,325
I'm cold.
1061
01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:48,052
You never went out
with Wendy Balsam, did you?
1062
01:20:52,056 --> 01:20:53,932
I told you I did.
1063
01:21:08,447 --> 01:21:11,325
I knew her since
I was in kindergarten.
1064
01:21:14,328 --> 01:21:16,622
She was in my class.
1065
01:21:18,749 --> 01:21:20,125
I remember...
1066
01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:23,629
I hated school so much.
1067
01:21:25,005 --> 01:21:27,007
I just-
1068
01:21:27,091 --> 01:21:29,510
I didn't like to wake up.
1069
01:21:32,346 --> 01:21:34,473
The first day I went to school...
1070
01:21:37,017 --> 01:21:39,770
I just remember I was
crying and screaming.
1071
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:41,522
My mother...
1072
01:21:41,647 --> 01:21:43,649
she had to drag me there.
1073
01:21:46,110 --> 01:21:48,904
And then when I got into class...
1074
01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:51,156
that's when I saw her.
1075
01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:57,788
And I remember just...
1076
01:22:00,165 --> 01:22:03,168
staring at her and I
started thinking things.
1077
01:22:04,628 --> 01:22:08,632
I was very young,
but I was imagining kissing her
1078
01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:10,634
and marrying her.
1079
01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:16,515
I just thought about her every day,
1080
01:22:16,557 --> 01:22:18,684
all the time.
1081
01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:21,311
And then school time
would go by fast.
1082
01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:26,150
And sometimes I would
see her in church.
1083
01:22:26,191 --> 01:22:29,403
And I hated church, too.
1084
01:22:29,444 --> 01:22:31,697
And if I saw her in church...
1085
01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:35,159
it was good because then...
1086
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,327
time went by really fast.
1087
01:22:39,329 --> 01:22:41,707
Did she know that you liked her?
1088
01:22:47,588 --> 01:22:48,964
No.
1089
01:22:50,674 --> 01:22:52,342
She would just-
1090
01:22:54,845 --> 01:22:58,473
she would just tell me to stop
staring at her all the time...
1091
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:01,727
mocking me out.
1092
01:23:01,852 --> 01:23:04,563
"Take a picture, why don't you?"
1093
01:23:08,442 --> 01:23:11,361
Did you ever have
any other girlfriends?
1094
01:23:17,951 --> 01:23:19,620
No.
1095
01:23:19,745 --> 01:23:21,580
Just her.
1096
01:23:34,885 --> 01:23:37,346
I'm gonna fill up the whole tub.
1097
01:23:38,764 --> 01:23:40,390
My father used to make us
fill up the tub
1098
01:23:40,516 --> 01:23:42,893
with just, like,
an inch of hot water.
1099
01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:45,270
That's all we were allowed to use.
1100
01:23:45,270 --> 01:23:47,147
He was so cheap.
1101
01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:25,185
Billy? Are you in the tub yet?
1102
01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:26,687
Why?
1103
01:24:26,770 --> 01:24:29,648
Can I come and sit in there with you?
1104
01:24:29,690 --> 01:24:31,900
I don't want to be out here alone.
1105
01:24:31,942 --> 01:24:33,318
I'm cold.
1106
01:24:33,402 --> 01:24:35,779
I'm in the tub, all right?
1107
01:24:35,821 --> 01:24:38,073
I don't want anybody coming in here.
1108
01:24:38,156 --> 01:24:41,451
I just want to sit
in the bathroom with you.
1109
01:24:41,535 --> 01:24:44,288
I don't want to be out here.
I'm cold.
1110
01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:46,331
I don't want to be here.
1111
01:24:46,415 --> 01:24:49,334
No, you can't.
I'm in the tub.
1112
01:24:49,459 --> 01:24:51,336
I won't look.
1113
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:54,589
Please just let me come in
and talk to you.
1114
01:24:59,469 --> 01:25:01,054
Hold on.
1115
01:25:06,351 --> 01:25:08,854
You can come in,
but don't look at me.
1116
01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:12,107
If you look at me one time,
I'll throw you out of the room.
1117
01:25:12,232 --> 01:25:14,234
All right, I promise I won't look.
1118
01:25:26,204 --> 01:25:27,748
Don't look.
1119
01:25:33,837 --> 01:25:36,256
You look like a little boy
in the bathtub.
1120
01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:40,385
- What did I just tell you?
- I'm not looking, I'm just imagining.
1121
01:25:41,595 --> 01:25:44,348
- Just don't look.
- I'm not.
1122
01:25:48,602 --> 01:25:51,605
Billy, I'm freezing.
Can I get in the tub with you?
1123
01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:54,858
No, I just—
you see how you start?
1124
01:25:54,900 --> 01:25:57,778
Didn't you say you just want to come
and sit in here?
1125
01:25:57,903 --> 01:26:00,030
I want to be in the tub alone.
1126
01:26:00,113 --> 01:26:01,907
Turn your head away,
don't look at me.
1127
01:26:01,990 --> 01:26:04,284
But I'm freezing, Billy.
1128
01:26:04,409 --> 01:26:06,161
I'm sorry.
1129
01:26:10,415 --> 01:26:11,792
Why?
1130
01:26:11,917 --> 01:26:13,794
Because I want to be in here alone.
1131
01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:15,921
I don't take baths with people.
1132
01:26:29,059 --> 01:26:31,061
Can we get out of the bathtub?
1133
01:26:32,687 --> 01:26:34,272
You want to?
1134
01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:38,402
Can you go first?
1135
01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:41,947
Okay.
1136
01:31:05,919 --> 01:31:07,712
Where are you going?
1137
01:31:12,217 --> 01:31:14,344
I'm just gonna go get
a cup of coffee.
1138
01:31:14,427 --> 01:31:15,595
You want something?
1139
01:31:17,430 --> 01:31:18,932
Yeah.
1140
01:31:18,973 --> 01:31:20,850
Can I have a hot chocolate?
1141
01:31:20,934 --> 01:31:22,811
Okay, I'll get it.
1142
01:31:24,187 --> 01:31:26,106
When are you coming back?
1143
01:31:28,233 --> 01:31:30,360
Five minutes.
What do you mean?
1144
01:31:30,443 --> 01:31:32,487
I'm coming right back.
1145
01:31:34,072 --> 01:31:36,616
I just have this feeling
you're not gonna come back.
1146
01:31:43,081 --> 01:31:47,127
I just told you I'm coming back.
I'll be back in five minutes.
1147
01:31:48,211 --> 01:31:50,714
I'll get you a hot chocolate.
1148
01:31:50,755 --> 01:31:53,091
I really like you.
1149
01:31:53,133 --> 01:31:56,011
I'm gonna be really sad
if you don't come back,
1150
01:31:56,094 --> 01:31:57,762
unless you tell me.
1151
01:31:57,846 --> 01:32:00,098
If you're not going to come back,
just tell me,
1152
01:32:00,140 --> 01:32:02,267
don't lie to me.
1153
01:32:02,392 --> 01:32:05,395
Are you going to come back or not?
1154
01:32:05,478 --> 01:32:07,897
If you don't want me to go,
I won't go.
1155
01:32:07,981 --> 01:32:12,527
-I won't get a hot chocolate.
- If you want coffee, go get coffee.
1156
01:32:12,610 --> 01:32:16,906
- Just come back.
-I told you I'm coming back.
1157
01:32:22,996 --> 01:32:26,041
- Can I get a kiss goodbye?
- No.
1158
01:32:27,292 --> 01:32:29,419
Don't--
1159
01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:32,172
don't start trouble,
1160
01:32:32,255 --> 01:32:35,175
don't start evil.
1161
01:32:35,300 --> 01:32:36,926
I didn't say I'd give you a kiss.
1162
01:32:37,051 --> 01:32:38,803
I said I'd get you a hot chocolate.
1163
01:32:40,180 --> 01:32:41,681
So I'm going to go.
1164
01:32:42,766 --> 01:32:44,517
Can I have a hug?
1165
01:32:46,770 --> 01:32:48,563
Oh man.
1166
01:32:53,318 --> 01:32:55,278
Let me just shake hands.
1167
01:33:34,234 --> 01:33:36,986
Remember you promised
you'd come back.
1168
01:33:40,698 --> 01:33:43,243
-I promise.
- Billy...
1169
01:33:43,326 --> 01:33:45,995
I just want you to know...
1170
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:48,957
I think...
1171
01:33:48,998 --> 01:33:51,501
you're the sweetest guy in the world.
1172
01:33:53,461 --> 01:33:55,463
And the most handsome.
1173
01:34:05,890 --> 01:34:07,642
And I love you.
1174
01:35:48,201 --> 01:35:50,328
Goon, it's me.
1175
01:35:51,371 --> 01:35:53,456
I just called to tell you
that I was sorry
1176
01:35:53,498 --> 01:35:56,125
- for yelling at you before.
- Yeah?
1177
01:35:56,209 --> 01:35:59,128
Well, you're always yelling at me.
1178
01:36:00,630 --> 01:36:03,007
I wanted to tell you I'm sorry...
1179
01:36:04,842 --> 01:36:08,638
and to say thank you
for sending me the raisins.
1180
01:36:08,763 --> 01:36:11,140
/ sent you raisins, Billy.
1181
01:36:11,265 --> 01:36:14,477
/ found a little box for them,
and I sent them to you.
1182
01:36:14,519 --> 01:36:16,646
You're not...
1183
01:36:16,771 --> 01:36:18,147
very nice to me.
1184
01:36:18,273 --> 01:36:20,608
I don't know if I want
to be friends with you
1185
01:36:20,650 --> 01:36:24,279
- if you're going to yell at me.
-I understand, Goon.
1186
01:36:24,362 --> 01:36:28,157
Please, I asked you already,
don't call me Goon.
1187
01:36:28,241 --> 01:36:30,034
/ asked you not to call me Goon.
1188
01:36:30,034 --> 01:36:33,663
- My name is Rocky.
-I meant to say Rocky.
1189
01:36:33,746 --> 01:36:35,748
I was going to call you Rocky, okay?
1190
01:36:36,916 --> 01:36:38,668
/ called because I want
1191
01:36:38,751 --> 01:36:40,753
to give you the combination...
1192
01:36:40,795 --> 01:36:43,923
to my locker at the bowling alley.
1193
01:36:45,258 --> 01:36:47,301
You want to give me the combination?
1194
01:36:47,385 --> 01:36:51,180
- Why, Billy?
- You know my good luck pen?
1195
01:36:51,264 --> 01:36:54,058
I want you to have
my good luck pen.
1196
01:36:55,143 --> 01:36:57,186
I left it in there for you.
1197
01:36:58,521 --> 01:37:01,065
You can have my bowling ball.
1198
01:37:01,190 --> 01:37:03,318
You can have all my things.
1199
01:37:03,401 --> 01:37:05,320
I don't want your things.
1200
01:37:05,445 --> 01:37:07,196
I don't want your things.
Those are your things.
1201
01:37:07,322 --> 01:37:11,409
- Why're you giving away your stuff?
-I want you to-
1202
01:37:11,451 --> 01:37:13,202
you're my best friend.
1203
01:37:15,079 --> 01:37:18,166
I'm really sorry that I always
yell at you and stuff.
1204
01:37:19,333 --> 01:37:21,169
'Cause you've...
1205
01:37:22,462 --> 01:37:24,922
been a good friend to me.
1206
01:37:24,964 --> 01:37:27,300
You sent me those raisins.
1207
01:37:27,341 --> 01:37:29,927
Are you going to do bad things?
1208
01:37:29,969 --> 01:37:32,096
- Is that why you're giving me your stuff?
-No.
1209
01:37:35,099 --> 01:37:37,477
I was kidding about Scott Wood.
1210
01:37:38,603 --> 01:37:41,230
I don't really care
about that anymore.
1211
01:37:42,982 --> 01:37:44,734
I've got a big job.
1212
01:37:44,817 --> 01:37:46,235
I really have...
1213
01:37:48,071 --> 01:37:50,990
to work for a long time.
I'll be away.
1214
01:37:52,492 --> 01:37:55,620
/ want to give you
the combination, okay?
1215
01:37:55,703 --> 01:37:56,829
32...
1216
01:37:57,997 --> 01:37:59,957
17...
1217
01:37:59,999 --> 01:38:01,876
21.
1218
01:38:05,004 --> 01:38:08,591
- You're my best friend, okay?
- Billy. Please-
1219
01:41:35,172 --> 01:41:36,591
Run, run, run!
1220
01:41:36,674 --> 01:41:40,094
Tackle him, tackle him, tackle him!
1221
01:41:41,554 --> 01:41:43,472
Oh no!
1222
01:41:45,057 --> 01:41:47,727
Jan.
1223
01:41:47,852 --> 01:41:49,937
Jan, it's 2:00, you know?
1224
01:41:49,979 --> 01:41:52,481
It's 2:00.
I'm getting the shakes out here,
1225
01:41:52,606 --> 01:41:55,109
and I'm starving.
Can we get something to eat?
1226
01:41:56,235 --> 01:41:58,362
- All right, honey.
- You hungry?
1227
01:41:58,362 --> 01:42:00,364
- Yeah.
- So am I.
1228
01:43:29,954 --> 01:43:32,206
Hey. Forget it.
1229
01:43:32,289 --> 01:43:34,708
Did you hear what I said?
Forget it.
1230
01:43:34,792 --> 01:43:36,794
You cannot have anything
in my locker.
1231
01:43:36,836 --> 01:43:39,213
I take it all back.
I took everything back.
1232
01:43:39,296 --> 01:43:43,467
You heard me, I'm taking it back.
So stay away from my locker.
1233
01:43:43,592 --> 01:43:45,719
And if I find out
you go near my locker,
1234
01:43:45,803 --> 01:43:48,222
I'll give you a karate chop
right in the head.
1235
01:43:49,723 --> 01:43:52,601
Guess what?
Guess what happened today?
1236
01:43:52,685 --> 01:43:54,979
I got a girl.
1237
01:43:55,062 --> 01:43:58,065
I got a girl.
There's a girl who loves me.
1238
01:43:58,107 --> 01:44:00,484
And she's very pretty,
and she's very nice,
1239
01:44:00,568 --> 01:44:03,237
and she loves me.
So what do you think of that?
1240
01:44:03,362 --> 01:44:06,740
So stay away from my locker,
I take all my things back.
1241
01:44:06,866 --> 01:44:09,243
I saw Wood today.
1242
01:44:09,368 --> 01:44:12,121
I'm at the strip joint.
1243
01:44:12,204 --> 01:44:14,498
This place is crazy.
1244
01:44:14,582 --> 01:44:17,376
He seems like a nice guy, too.
1245
01:44:17,460 --> 01:44:19,962
He really is just like...
1246
01:44:20,004 --> 01:44:22,631
a normal guy.
1247
01:44:22,715 --> 01:44:25,843
Remember, we used to like Wood.
1248
01:44:25,885 --> 01:44:29,138
He kicked good that season.
He was good that whole season.
1249
01:44:29,221 --> 01:44:31,348
He kicked good all year.
1250
01:44:31,390 --> 01:44:33,517
He missed one measly field goal,
1251
01:44:33,601 --> 01:44:35,853
and everybody's against him.
1252
01:44:35,895 --> 01:44:38,522
Who told me to bet on Buffalo?
Buffalo stunk all year.
1253
01:44:38,647 --> 01:44:40,524
They gave the Giants that game.
1254
01:44:40,649 --> 01:44:42,526
If it wasn't for Wood,
they would've lost
1255
01:44:42,526 --> 01:44:44,403
three or four other games that year.
1256
01:44:45,488 --> 01:44:47,281
What?
1257
01:44:47,364 --> 01:44:49,742
I'm telling you the truth.
I'm here.
1258
01:44:49,784 --> 01:44:51,160
No.
1259
01:44:51,285 --> 01:44:53,662
Anyway, listen,
I'll give you a call tomorrow.
1260
01:44:53,746 --> 01:44:56,874
I've got to go.
My girlfriend's waiting for me.
1261
01:45:19,688 --> 01:45:22,191
- How you doing?
- Okay.
1262
01:45:22,274 --> 01:45:25,069
- You have hot chocolate, right?
- We sure do.
1263
01:45:25,152 --> 01:45:27,071
- Is it hot?
- It's hot.
1264
01:45:27,196 --> 01:45:30,074
Give me a hot chocolate to go,
a large one.
1265
01:45:30,074 --> 01:45:32,701
Okay, hot chocolate to go- large.
1266
01:45:32,785 --> 01:45:36,080
- Make it good, a good one.
- It'll be good.
1267
01:45:40,960 --> 01:45:43,337
Let me have one of these-
1268
01:45:43,420 --> 01:45:45,214
let me have a heart cookie, too.
1269
01:45:45,297 --> 01:45:46,840
That's nice.
1270
01:45:46,966 --> 01:45:48,717
How much are the heart cookies?
1271
01:45:48,801 --> 01:45:51,554
Heart cookies? 95 cents.
1272
01:45:51,595 --> 01:45:53,222
-95?
- Right.
1273
01:45:53,347 --> 01:45:56,100
- You got a girlfriend?
- Yeah.
1274
01:45:56,225 --> 01:45:58,352
I'm going to buy one for him.
1275
01:45:58,435 --> 01:46:01,230
For your girlfriend.
Don't chomp on it yourself.
1276
01:46:01,313 --> 01:46:03,065
Save it for her.
1277
01:46:03,107 --> 01:46:04,817
He's got a heart cookie coming.
1278
01:46:04,859 --> 01:46:06,861
- Who made those?
- We make them right here.
1279
01:46:06,944 --> 01:46:08,737
That's very nice- a heart cookie.
1280
01:46:08,821 --> 01:46:10,990
- Who thought of the heart?
-I don't know.
1281
01:46:11,115 --> 01:46:13,742
Somebody who was romantic.
1282
01:46:15,244 --> 01:46:18,247
- All right, what do I owe you?
- Okay, let's see...
1283
01:46:20,124 --> 01:46:22,876
Go easy. Easy, easy, easy...
1284
01:46:25,254 --> 01:46:27,256
Four bucks on the nose.
1285
01:46:27,339 --> 01:46:29,216
- Four bucks.
- Four bucks.
1286
01:46:29,258 --> 01:46:31,260
- Four bucks.
- That's right,
1287
01:46:31,343 --> 01:46:34,388
- including his.
- Yeah, right.
1288
01:46:34,513 --> 01:46:36,515
Four...
1289
01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:39,727
and here, this is for you, because-
1290
01:46:39,768 --> 01:46:42,146
I don't know why, just take it.
1291
01:46:42,146 --> 01:46:43,856
- Okay.
- Thanks a lot.
1292
01:46:43,898 --> 01:46:46,150
I'll see you guys later.
You got your cookie here.
1293
01:46:46,233 --> 01:46:48,777
Before you leave,
take it for your girlfriend.
1294
01:46:48,861 --> 01:46:50,904
- All right, thanks.
- Bye-bye.
1295
01:46:58,621 --> 01:47:04,543
She brings the sunshine
to a rainy afternoon
1296
01:47:04,627 --> 01:47:11,300
She puts the sweetness in
and stirs it with a spoon
1297
01:47:11,383 --> 01:47:17,890
She watches for my moods
and never brings me down
1298
01:47:17,932 --> 01:47:23,938
She puts the sweetness in
all around
1299
01:47:24,063 --> 01:47:30,819
She knows just what to say
to make me feel so good inside
1300
01:47:36,700 --> 01:47:45,334
And when I'm all alone,
I feel I don't want to hide
1301
01:47:56,470 --> 01:48:02,476
Today she brought me in
and told me where she'd been
1302
01:48:02,601 --> 01:48:09,108
She put my mind at rest
and put the sweetness in
1303
01:48:09,233 --> 01:48:15,364
I'II ask her for some time
to go and look around
1304
01:48:15,447 --> 01:48:22,079
She puts the sweetness in
with a sound
1305
01:48:22,121 --> 01:48:28,836
She knows just what to say
to make a sunny day
1306
01:48:34,633 --> 01:48:42,850
And when I'm all alone,
I really don't feel that way
1307
01:48:42,891 --> 01:48:49,356
Tell me how would you feel
with no world of your own?
1308
01:48:49,398 --> 01:48:55,112
And nobody to hold,
I just can't see the way
1309
01:48:55,154 --> 01:48:58,365
I'm so glad it's today
1310
01:48:58,407 --> 01:49:04,038
And you're here, you're here