1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,625 I'M GIDDY. 2 00:00:11,625 --> 00:00:12,959 OH, I LIKE YOU GIDDY. ALWAYS HAVE. 3 00:00:12,959 --> 00:00:15,083 IT'S THE FREEDOM. 4 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:16,542 AS SENIORS, WE CAN GO OFF CAMPUS NOW FOR LUNCH. 5 00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:19,583 IT'S NO LONGER CUTTING. IT'S LEGAL. 6 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:22,083 HECK, IT'S EXPECTED. 7 00:00:22,083 --> 00:00:24,041 OH, IT'S ALSO A BIG STEP FORWARD, A SENIOR MOMENT, 8 00:00:24,041 --> 00:00:27,792 ONE THAT HAS TO BE SAVORED. 9 00:00:27,792 --> 00:00:30,041 YOU CAN'T JUST RUSH INTO THIS, YOU KNOW? 10 00:00:30,041 --> 00:00:32,375 OHH! 11 00:00:32,375 --> 00:00:33,708 NO, I CAN'T. 12 00:00:33,708 --> 00:00:35,125 YOU CAN. SEE, YOU ARE. 13 00:00:35,125 --> 00:00:36,708 OH, BUT, NO, WHAT IF THEY CHANGE THE RULE WITHOUT TELLING? 14 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:39,083 WHAT IF THEY'RE LYING IN WAIT TO ARREST ME 15 00:00:39,083 --> 00:00:41,583 AND--AND THROW ME IN DETENTION AND MAR MY UNBLEMISHED RECORD? 16 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:45,083 BREATHE. 17 00:00:45,083 --> 00:00:46,083 BREATHE. 18 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:47,083 OK. HMM... 19 00:00:47,083 --> 00:00:49,166 THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS-- HEY, WE'RE SENIORS. 20 00:00:49,166 --> 00:00:53,166 HEY, I'M WALKING HERE! HA HA. AHH. 21 00:00:53,166 --> 00:00:56,708 AH, BUFFY AND FOOD. 22 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:59,166 MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BE TOO COUPLY AROUND BUFFY. 23 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:02,708 OH, YOU MEAN 'CAUSE OF HOW THE ONLY GUY THAT EVER LIKED HER 24 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:04,583 TURNED INTO A VICIOUS KILLER 25 00:01:04,583 --> 00:01:06,041 AND HAD TO BE PUT DOWN LIKE A DOG? 26 00:01:06,041 --> 00:01:08,083 CAN SHE CRAM COMPLEX ISSUES INTO A NUTSHELL, OR WHAT? 27 00:01:08,083 --> 00:01:10,625 ALL RIGHT, PREPARE TO UNCOUPLE... 28 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:12,708 UNCOUPLE. 29 00:01:12,708 --> 00:01:14,125 BUFFY, BANNED FROM CAMPUS, BUT NOT FROM OUR HEARTS, 30 00:01:17,792 --> 00:01:20,500 HOW ARE YOU AND WHAT'S FOR LUNCH? 31 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,333 OH, I JUST THREW A FEW THINGS TOGETHER. 32 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:24,291 WHEN DID YOU BECOME MARTHA STEWART? 33 00:01:24,291 --> 00:01:26,083 FIRST OF ALL, MARTHA STEWART KNOWS JACK ABOUT HAND-CUT PROSCIUTTO. 34 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:29,125 I DON'T BELIEVE SHE SLAYS, EITHER. 35 00:01:29,125 --> 00:01:31,083 OH, I HEAR SHE CAN, BUT SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO. 36 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:33,708 SECOND OF ALL, WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON MY HANDS 37 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:36,083 SINCE I GOT KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL. 38 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:37,834 OH, I KNOW THEY'LL LET YOU BACK IN. 39 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:39,792 DON'T YOU AND YOUR MOM HAVE A MEETING WITH PRINCIPAL SNYDER? 40 00:01:39,792 --> 00:01:42,125 WE'RE SEEING SNYD-MAN TOMORROW. 41 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:43,875 OOH, SCOTT HOPE AT 11 O'CLOCK. HE LIKES YOU. 42 00:01:43,875 --> 00:01:46,708 HE WANTED TO ASK YOU OUT LAST YEAR, BUT YOU WEREN'T READY THEN. 43 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:49,708 BUT I THINK YOU'RE READY NOW, 44 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:51,500 OR AT LEAST IN THE STATE OF PRE-READINESS TO MAKE CONVERSATION, 45 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:54,834 OR TO DO THAT THING WITH YOUR MOUTH THAT BOYS LIKE. 46 00:01:54,834 --> 00:01:58,250 OH, I DIDN'T MEAN THE BAD THING WITH YOUR MOUTH. 47 00:01:58,250 --> 00:02:00,542 I MEANT THAT LITTLE HALF-SMILE THING THAT YOU-- 48 00:02:00,542 --> 00:02:03,166 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STOP ME WHEN I DO THAT. 49 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:05,083 I LIKE WHEN YOU DO THAT. 50 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,250 HI, BUFFY. 51 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:13,625 HI. 52 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:14,792 I THINK THAT WENT VERY WELL. 53 00:02:16,208 --> 00:02:17,667 DON'T YOU THINK THAT WENT VERY WELL? 54 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:19,458 HE DIDN'T TRY TO SLIT OUR THROATS OR ANYTHING. 55 00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:21,291 THAT'S PROGRESS. 56 00:02:21,291 --> 00:02:22,625 HEY, DID YOU DO THAT LITTLE HALF-SMILE THING? 57 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:24,959 LOOK, I'M NOT TRYING TO SNARE SCOTT HOPE. 58 00:02:24,959 --> 00:02:27,500 I JUST WANT TO GET MY LIFE BACK, YOU KNOW, DO NORMAL STUFF. 59 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:30,625 LIKE DATE? 60 00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:32,166 WELL... 61 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:33,458 Xander: OH, YOU WANT TO DATE. 62 00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:35,417 I SAW THAT HALF-SMILE, YOU LITTLE SLUT. HA HA. 63 00:02:35,417 --> 00:02:38,333 HA HA HA...OW. 64 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:40,959 ALL RIGHT, YES, DATE AND SHOP 65 00:02:40,959 --> 00:02:43,625 AND HANG OUT AND GO TO SCHOOL 66 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:46,083 AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM UNSPEAKABLE DEMONS. 67 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,208 YOU KNOW, I WANT TO DO GIRLIE STUFF. 68 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:50,917 WELCOME TO HAPPY BURGER. MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE? 69 00:02:50,917 --> 00:03:09,625 DIET SODA...MEDIUM. 70 00:03:09,625 --> 00:03:11,417 THAT'LL BE 89 CENTS AT THE WINDOW, SIR. 71 00:03:11,417 --> 00:03:13,917 SUNNYDALE. 72 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:16,250 TOWN'S GOT QUAINT. 73 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,708 AND THE PEOPLE? 74 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:25,291 HE CALLED ME SIR. DON'T YOU JUST MISS THAT? 75 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:27,291 I MEAN, ADMITTEDLY, IT'S NOT A HAVEN FOR THE BROTHERS. 76 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:30,792 YOU KNOW, STRICTLY THE CAUCASIAN PERSUASION HERE IN THE 'DALE. 77 00:03:30,792 --> 00:03:33,708 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU JUST GOTTA STAND UP AND SALUTE THAT DEATH RATE. 78 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:37,834 I RAN A STATISTICAL ANALYSIS, 79 00:03:37,834 --> 00:03:42,125 AND HELLO, DARKNESS. 80 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:44,250 IT MAKES D.C. LOOK LIKE MAYBERRY, 81 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:46,375 AND AIN'T NOBODY SAYING BOO ABOUT IT. 82 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:52,250 WE COULD FIT RIGHT IN HERE, 83 00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:55,667 HAVE US SOME FUN. 84 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:58,959 WE'RE HERE FOR ONE THING. 85 00:03:58,959 --> 00:04:01,792 KILL THE SLAYER, YEAH. 86 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:04,458 STILL, BIG PICTURE... 87 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:08,458 HAVE A NICE NIGHT, SIR. 88 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:12,125 RIGHT BACK AT YA. 89 00:04:19,208 --> 00:04:20,917 THE SLAYER-- I'M GOING TO RIP HER SPINE FROM HER BODY, 90 00:04:20,917 --> 00:04:23,208 THEN I'M GOING TO EAT HER HEART 91 00:04:23,208 --> 00:04:28,000 AND SUCK THE MARROW FROM HER BONES. 92 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,959 NOW I'M HUNGRY. 93 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:32,291 [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS] 94 00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:33,917 ♪ EVERYTHING IS QUIET ♪ 95 00:04:33,917 --> 00:04:35,667 I MISS YOU. 96 00:04:35,667 --> 00:05:46,458 ♪ SINCE YOU'RE NOT AROUND ♪ 97 00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:48,583 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 98 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:59,417 ♪ I DO THE THINGS WE DID BEFORE ♪ 99 00:05:59,417 --> 00:06:02,291 ♪♪ [ Fades ] 100 00:06:02,291 --> 00:06:05,125 I HAD TO. 101 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:08,291 I LOVED YOU. 102 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:15,208 OH, GOD, ANGEL-- 103 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:26,417 GO TO HELL! 104 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:31,750 HA HA HA HA HA. 105 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:44,083 I DID. 106 00:06:44,083 --> 00:06:45,417 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 107 00:06:53,959 --> 00:06:55,291 MORNING, SUNSHINE. READY TO FACE THE BEAST? 108 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,083 HERE ARE THE TERMS OF YOUR RE-ENTRY, MISSY, 109 00:07:01,083 --> 00:07:02,208 TAKE 'EM OR LEAVE 'EM. 110 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:06,500 ONE--THAT YOU PASS A MAKEUP TEST 111 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,834 OF EVERY CLASS YOU SKIPPED OUT ON LAST YEAR. 112 00:07:08,834 --> 00:07:34,083 2--THAT YOU PROVIDE, IN WRITING, 113 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:35,375 ONE GLOWING LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION 114 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:38,500 FROM ANY MEMBER OF OUR FACULTY WHO IS NOT AN ENGLISH LIBRARIAN. 115 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,708 3--THAT YOU COMPLETE AN INTERVIEW 116 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:43,417 WITH OUR SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST 117 00:07:43,417 --> 00:07:45,917 WHO MUST CONCLUDE THAT YOUR VIOLENT TENDENCIES... 118 00:07:45,917 --> 00:07:49,333 ARE UNDER CONTROL. 119 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,959 I'M NOT SURE I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE, MR. SNYDER. 120 00:07:51,959 --> 00:07:54,708 I SPOKE WITH THE SCHOOL BOARD, AND ACCORDING TO THEM-- 121 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:58,458 I'M REQUIRED TO EDUCATE EVERY JUVENILE 122 00:07:58,458 --> 00:08:01,667 WHO IS NOT IN JAIL WHERE SHE BELONGS. 123 00:08:01,667 --> 00:08:04,209 WELCOME BACK. 124 00:08:04,209 --> 00:08:08,333 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 125 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:11,834 I'M REALLY BACK IN SCHOOL 126 00:08:11,834 --> 00:08:13,834 BECAUSE THE SCHOOL BOARD OVERRULED YOU. 127 00:08:13,834 --> 00:08:16,875 WOW! THAT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR WHOLE ABILITY TO DO THIS JOB 128 00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:19,333 CALLED INTO QUESTION WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 129 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:22,458 I THINK WHAT MY DAUGHTER'S TRYING TO SAY IS... 130 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,083 NYAH, NYAH, NYAH. 131 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:27,542 [DOOR CLOSES] 132 00:08:27,542 --> 00:08:29,667 Intercom: IT'S THE MAYOR ON LINE ONE. 133 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:32,750 IT'S SO GREAT THAT YOU'RE A SCHOOLGIRL AGAIN. 134 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:37,000 GILES SAY WHAT HE WANTED? 135 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,208 DO YOU THINK HE'S MAD? 136 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:42,667 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 137 00:08:42,667 --> 00:08:45,875 I THINK HE JUST NEEDED TO SEE YOU. 138 00:08:51,209 --> 00:08:52,917 HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED, THOUGH, WHEN HE IS MAD 139 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:55,125 BUT HE'S TOO ENGLISH TO SAY ANYTHING, 140 00:08:57,583 --> 00:09:00,000 HE MAKES THAT WEIRD CLUCK-CLUCK SOUND WITH HIS TONGUE? 141 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,417 HI, GILES. 142 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:03,166 OH, HI. 143 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:04,333 BEEN THERE LONG? 144 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:05,834 BUFFY, GOOD TIMING. 145 00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:08,792 I COULD USE YOUR HELP. 146 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:10,667 I TRUST YOU REMEMBER THE DEMON ACATHLA? 147 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:14,167 GILES, CONTAIN YOURSELF. 148 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:15,542 YES, I'M BACK IN SCHOOL, BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT EMBARRASSES ME 149 00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:19,250 WHEN YOU GUSH SO. 150 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:20,792 LET'S JUST SKIP ALL THAT AND GET STRAIGHT TO WORK. 151 00:09:20,792 --> 00:09:22,750 OH, UH... 152 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:24,250 WELL--I, UH... 153 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,583 W-W-WELL, OF COURSE, IT'S WONDERFUL TO HAVE YOU BACK. 154 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:28,542 THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 155 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:31,792 BUT... 156 00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:33,417 YOU ENJOY MAKING ME SAY IT, DON'T YOU? 157 00:09:33,417 --> 00:09:35,083 OK, ACATHLA, HUH? 158 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:37,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAKING HIM SOME DEMON PIZZA? 159 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,625 WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT HE REMAINS DORMANT 160 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:43,083 AND THAT THE DIMENSIONAL VORTEX IS SEALED TIGHT. 161 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,000 SO I'M WORKING ON A BINDING SPELL. 162 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,333 OOH, A SPELL? CAN I HELP? 163 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:50,209 POSSIBLY, WITH THE RESEARCH. 164 00:09:50,209 --> 00:09:51,542 IT'S VERY SENSITIVE AND-- 165 00:09:51,542 --> 00:09:54,209 OHH! WHO'S MORE SENSITIVE THAN ME? 166 00:09:54,209 --> 00:09:57,209 AND DIFFICULT SPELL. 167 00:09:57,209 --> 00:10:00,125 IT INVOLVES CREATING A PROTECTIVE CIRCLE AROUND-- 168 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:01,959 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS, 169 00:10:01,959 --> 00:10:03,959 BUT, UH, WELL, THERE'S A LITANY THAT ONE HAS TO RECITE IN ARAMAIC, 170 00:10:03,959 --> 00:10:06,500 AND IT'S VERY SPECIFIC. 171 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,166 SO I NEED TO GET A FEW DETAILS 172 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:10,917 ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE OF DEFEATING ACATHLA AND ANGEL. 173 00:10:10,917 --> 00:10:12,417 FIRE AWAY. 174 00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:16,333 I'VE PUT THE TIME AT ABOUT, UH, 6:17, 175 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:18,417 ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AFTER XANDER RESCUED ME. 176 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:21,500 LESS. MORE LIKE 10 MINUTES. 177 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,750 OH, WAS THE VORTEX ALREADY OPEN? 178 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:24,458 BARELY. 179 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:28,417 I SEE. 180 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:31,625 AND ANGEL? 181 00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:35,291 A BIG FIGHT. ANGEL GOT THE POINTY END OF THE SWORD, 182 00:10:35,291 --> 00:10:39,542 ACATHLA SUCKED HIM INTO HELL INSTEAD OF THE WORLD. 183 00:10:39,542 --> 00:10:41,708 THAT'S ABOUT THE IT. 184 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:44,166 YES, WELL, THAT, UM, SHOULD BE VERY HELPFUL. 185 00:10:44,166 --> 00:10:45,500 OH, NO, I HAVE TO GO TAKE AN ENGLISH MAKEUP EXAM. 186 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,041 THEY GIVE YOU CREDIT JUST FOR SPEAKING IT. RIGHT? 187 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:49,291 OHH. 188 00:10:49,291 --> 00:10:52,708 MMM! SAGE. I LOVE THAT SMELL, 189 00:10:52,708 --> 00:10:55,500 AND MARNOX ROOT. 190 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,750 YOU KNOW, A SMIDGE OF THIS MIXED WITH A VIRGIN'S SALIVA... 191 00:10:57,750 --> 00:11:00,458 DOES SOMETHING I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 192 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:04,834 THESE FORCES ARE NOT SOMETHING THAT ONE PLAYS AROUND WITH, WILLOW. 193 00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:08,291 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN CONJURING? 194 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:11,750 NOTHING...MUCH. 195 00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:16,041 WELL, YOU KNOW, I TRIED THIS SPELL TO CURE ANGEL, 196 00:11:16,041 --> 00:11:18,166 AND I GUESS THAT WAS A BUST. 197 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:22,041 BUT SINCE THEN, YOU KNOW, SMALL STUFF-- 198 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:25,458 FLOATING FEATHER, FIRE OUT OF ICE, 199 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:29,125 WHICH NEXT TIME I WON'T DO ON THE BEDSPREAD. 200 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:31,041 ARE YOU MAD AT ME? 201 00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:33,083 NO, OF COURSE NOT, NO. 202 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:36,417 IF I WERE, I WOULD BE MAKING A STRANGE CLUCKING SOUND WITH MY TONGUE. 203 00:11:36,417 --> 00:11:38,500 [MUSIC PLAYS] 204 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:41,458 ♪ GIVEN YOU EVERY PART OF ME ♪ 205 00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:44,208 ♪ TRIED EVERYTHING I COULD ♪ 206 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:47,708 ♪ TO MAKE YOU SEE ♪ 207 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,792 ♪ BUT YOU DON'T LOVE YOURSELF... ♪ 208 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,500 Buffy: DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT. 209 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:57,917 THANKS. 210 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:00,500 ARE YOU-- IS SHE ALL GLOW-Y? 211 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:04,708 YEAH, I SUSPECT HAPPINESS. 212 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:10,417 I PASSED MY ENGLISH MAKEUP EXAM, 213 00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:12,834 HANGIN' WITH MY FRIENDS. 214 00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:20,792 HELLO, MY LIFE, HOW I'VE MISSED YOU. 215 00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:23,083 HI, SCOTT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 216 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:25,708 YOU TOLD ME IF I CAME AFTER 8:00, I COULD RUN INTO BUFFY. 217 00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:28,250 UH, I'M SORRY. I'M A BAD LIAR. 218 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,375 IT'S NOT GOOD FOR THE SOUL, 219 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,959 OR THE SKIN, ACTUALLY. IT MAKES ME BLOTCH. 220 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,583 HI, SCOTT. 221 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:38,125 HI. 222 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:41,625 DON'T YOU LOVE THIS SONG? 223 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:44,792 UH, YEAH, ACTUALLY, I DO. 224 00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:47,583 WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE TO... 225 00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:49,250 DANCE? 226 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,792 UM, I DON'T KNOW. 227 00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:52,750 I'M BAD WITH-- 228 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,625 WELL...THANK YOU FOR ASKING. 229 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:56,708 IT'S JUST THAT THERE-- 230 00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:59,000 OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST GONNA GO STAND BY THE DANCE FLOOR. 231 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,625 IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, YOU CAN MOSEY ON OVER, 232 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:02,333 AND THEN IF NOT, THEN YOU DON'T MOSEY. 233 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:05,041 NO HARM, NO FOUL, RIGHT? 234 00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:07,125 RIGHT. 235 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:08,875 COME ON, BUFFY. 236 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,834 I MEAN, THE GUY IS CHARM, AND--AND NORMAL, 237 00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:13,041 WHICH IS WHAT YOU WANTED TO GET BACK TO. 238 00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:15,208 PLUS BONUS POINTS FOR USE OF THE WORD "MOSEY." 239 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:17,041 I JUST DON'T THINK I'M READY. 240 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:19,209 WHAT'S STOPPING YOU? 241 00:13:19,209 --> 00:13:21,583 CHECK OUT SLUT-O-RAMA AND HER DISCO DAVE. 242 00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,083 WHAT WAS THE LAST THING THAT GUY DANCED TO, K.C. AND THE SUNSHINE BAND? 243 00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:28,291 ♪ YOU CAN'T LOVE ME OR ANYONE ELSE ♪ 244 00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,750 ♪ YOU SAID I WAS DANCIN' IN YOUR LIGHT ♪ 245 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:34,000 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 246 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,708 I DON'T THINK THAT GUY THRIVES ON SUNSHINE. 247 00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:38,792 HI. 248 00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:42,792 HI. OH, NO, I... 249 00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:46,000 I--I HAVE TO-- 250 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:53,792 OH. UH, UH, SORRY, MY BAD. 251 00:13:55,917 --> 00:14:02,125 NO, IT--IT'S MINE. 252 00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:07,667 REALLY, IT'S MINE, BUT I... 253 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,417 I--I HAVE TO GO. 254 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,041 WHERE'D SHE GO? 255 00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:23,041 I BET IT'S NOTHING. 256 00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:24,792 THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST MAKING OUT. 257 00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:28,041 [THUD] 258 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,667 THAT'S NOT WHAT MAKING OUT SOUNDS LIKE, 259 00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,917 UNLESS I'M DOING IT WRONG. 260 00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,917 STOP STRUGGLING. THIS WON'T HURT. 261 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,458 IT'S OK, I GOT IT. YOU'RE, UH, BUFFY, RIGHT? 262 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:43,792 I'M FAITH. 263 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,750 I'M GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB 264 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,208 AND SAY THERE'S A NEW SLAYER IN TOWN. 265 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,083 CAN I BORROW THAT? 266 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,834 THANKS, B. COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. 267 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,625 THE WHOLE SUMMER IT WAS THE WORST HEAT WAVE. 268 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:03,125 SO IT'S ABOUT 118 DEGREES 269 00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:06,166 AND I'M SLEEPING WITHOUT A STITCH ON, 270 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,583 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I HEAR THIS SCREAMING FROM OUTSIDE. 271 00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,209 SO I GO TEARING OUT, STARK NUDE, 272 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,250 AND THIS CHURCH BUS HAS BROKE DOWN 273 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:30,083 AND THERE'S THESE 3 VAMPS 274 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:40,834 FEASTING ON HALF THE BAPTISTS IN SOUTH BOSTON. 275 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,125 SO I WASTE THE VAMPS, AND THE PREACHER COMES UP 276 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,417 AND HE'S HUGGING ME LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW, 277 00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:46,708 WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE COPS PULL UP AND THEY ARRESTED US BOTH. 278 00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,458 WOW! THEY SHOULD FILM THAT STORY AND SHOW IT EVERY CHRISTMAS. 279 00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,417 Faith: GOD, I COULD EAT A HORSE. 280 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,917 ISN'T IT CRAZY HOW SLAYIN' JUST ALWAYS MAKES YOU HUNGRY AND HORNY? 281 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:54,125 WELL... 282 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,959 SOMETIMES I CRAVE A NONFAT YOGURT AFTERWARDS. 283 00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:58,000 I GET IT. 284 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,291 NOT THE HORNY THING, YUCK! 285 00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:05,667 BUT THE 2 SLAYER THING. 286 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:08,167 THERE WAS ONE, 287 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:11,083 AND THEN BUFFY DIED FOR, LIKE, 2 MINUTES, 288 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,417 SO THEN KENDRA WAS CALLED, 289 00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:18,875 AND THEN WHEN SHE DIED, FAITH WAS CALLED. 290 00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,083 BUT WHY WERE YOU CALLED HERE? 291 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:24,208 WELL, I WASN'T. MY WATCHER WENT OFF TO SOME RETREAT THING IN ENGLAND, 292 00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:25,667 AND SO I SKIPPED OUT. 293 00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,083 I FIGURED THIS WAS MY CHANCE TO MEET THE INFAMOUS BUFF AND COMPARE NOTES. 294 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,625 SO, B, DID YOU REALLY USE A ROCKET LAUNCHER ONE TIME? 295 00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:30,208 UH, YEAH, ACTUALLY, IT'S A FUNNY STORY. THERE'S-- 296 00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,458 Xander: SO WHAT WAS THE STORY ABOUT THAT ALLIGATOR? 297 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,875 YOU, UH, SAID SOMETHING BEFORE. 298 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:38,083 OH, THERE'S THIS BIG DADDY VAMPIRE OUT OF MISSOURI 299 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:40,125 WHO USED TO KEEP THEM AS PETS. 300 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,792 SO HE'S GOT ME RASSLIN' ONE OF 'EM, OK? 301 00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:47,333 THE THING MUST HAVE BEEN 12 FEET LONG AND I'M-- 302 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,458 AND SO WAS THIS, UM, AHEM, ALSO NAKED? 303 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,583 WELL, THE ALLIGATOR WAS. 304 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,708 XANDER, FIND A NEW THEME. 305 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,083 I TELL YA, I NEVER HAD MORE TROUBLE THAN THAT DAMN VAMP. 306 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,125 SO WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT WAS YOUR TOUGHEST KILL? 307 00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,542 UM, WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE ALL DIFFICULT, I GUESS. 308 00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:01,500 UH...OH, OH, DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE 3? 309 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,708 THAT'S RIGHT, YOU NEVER MET THE 3. WELL, THERE WAS 3-- 310 00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,375 SOMETHING OCCURRING. 311 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:10,750 NOW, YOU BOTH KILL VAMPS, AND WHO COULD BLAME YOU, 312 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,750 BUT I'M WONDERING ABOUT YOUR POSITION ON WEREWOLVES. 313 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:17,125 OZ IS A WEREWOLF. 314 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:27,208 IT'S A LONG STORY. 315 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:31,583 I GOT BIT. 316 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,667 APPARENTLY NOT THAT LONG. 317 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,667 HEY, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GO SCRATCHIN' AT ME OR HUMPIN' MY LEG, 318 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:38,917 WE'RE 5 BY 5, YOU KNOW? 319 00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:42,083 FAIR ENOUGH. 320 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,542 THE VAMPS, THOUGH, 321 00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:45,125 THEY BETTER GET THEIR ASSES TO DEFCON ONE, 322 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:47,083 'CAUSE YOU AND I ARE GONNA HAVE FUN, YOU KNOW, 323 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,166 WATCHER-LESS AND FANCY-FREE. 324 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:52,291 WATCHER-LESS? 325 00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:54,250 DIDN'T YOURS GO TO ENGLAND, TOO? 326 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:55,250 THERE'S A WATCHERS' RETREAT EVERY YEAR IN THE COTSWOLDS. 327 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,542 IT'S A LOVELY SPOT. 328 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,291 IT'S VERY SERENE. 329 00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:01,083 THERE'S HORSE RIDING AND HIKING 330 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:03,083 AND PUNTING 331 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,750 AND LECTURES AND DISCUSSIONS. 332 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,125 IT'S A GREAT HONOR TO BE INVITED. 333 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:11,500 OR SO I'M TOLD. 334 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,041 OH, IT'S BORING. 335 00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,041 WAY TOO STUFFY FOR A GUY LIKE YOU. 336 00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:18,708 UM, MAYBE I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU AGAIN. 337 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,458 FAITH, THIS IS GILES. 338 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:22,291 I'VE SEEN HIM. 339 00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:26,500 IF I'D HAVE KNOWN THEY CAME THAT YOUNG AND CUTE, 340 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,208 I WOULD'VE REQUESTED A TRANSFER. 341 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,542 RAISE YOUR HAND IF "EW." 342 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,708 WELL, UM... 343 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,375 LEAVING ASIDE FOR A MOMENT MY, UH, YOUTH AND BEAUTY, 344 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:35,792 I'D SAY IT WAS FORTUITOUS 345 00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,458 THAT FAITH ARRIVED WHEN SHE DID. 346 00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:39,000 AHA! 347 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,166 SORRY. 348 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:42,000 I JUST MEANT...AHA. 349 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,625 THERE'S BIG EVIL BREWIN'. 350 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:48,209 YOU'LL NEVER BE BORED HERE, FAITH. 351 00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:49,875 'CAUSE THIS IS SUNNYDALE, 352 00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:52,500 HOME OF THE BIG BREWIN' EVIL. 353 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,583 YES, WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG AN EVIL IT IS, 354 00:18:54,542 --> 00:18:55,667 BUT 2 PEOPLE HAVE DISAPPEARED 355 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,959 FROM THE SUNSET RIDGE DISTRICT. 356 00:18:57,959 --> 00:18:59,458 WELL, I'M GOOD FOR PATROLLING. 357 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,417 LATE-ISH, THOUGH. 358 00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:02,583 I PROMISED MOM I'D BE HOME FOR DINNER. 359 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:05,041 UM, TO WHICH YOU'RE ALSO INVITED, OF COURSE, 360 00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:07,542 DINNER WITH US. 361 00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:10,417 DYIN' TO MEET THE FAM. I'M IN. 362 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,417 GREAT. GREAT, THEN WE CAN PATROL, 363 00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:15,167 ALSO, TOGETHER. 364 00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,250 HEY, DON'T YOU HAVE THAT HEALTH SCIENCE MAKEUP? 365 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,167 OH, YEAH. ACTUALLY, I COULD USE A LITTLE COACHING. 366 00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:24,458 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH US WHILE SHE'S TESTING. 367 00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:26,000 YOU WANNA? 368 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,542 SAY YES AND BRING YOUR STORIES. 369 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,708 YOU GUYS GO. IT'S FINE. 370 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,375 I'LL JUST...SIT. 371 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:35,291 OK. 372 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,291 HEY, LATER. 373 00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:39,041 WE WILL TALK WEAPONS. 374 00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,500 THIS, UM... THIS NEW GIRL 375 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,209 SEEMS TO HAVE A LOT OF ZEST. 376 00:19:43,209 --> 00:19:44,917 I'VE BEEN HAVING A LITTLE PROBLEM 377 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,875 WITH THE BINDING SPELL FOR ACATHLA. 378 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:47,875 I'M LACKING THE REQUISITE DETAILS 379 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:48,917 TO PERFORM IT CORRECTLY. 380 00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:50,083 NOW, PHYSICAL LOCATION. 381 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,458 ACATHLA WAS FACING SOUTH? 382 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,500 MM-HMM. 383 00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,458 ACATHLA, ANGEL, ME. 384 00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:05,041 SWORD. 385 00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,875 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BUT... 386 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,583 GILES, LOOK, I'VE GOT MAKEUP TESTS TO PASS, 387 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,458 MISSING PEOPLE IN SUNSET RIDGE, 388 00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:11,834 AND A ZESTY NEW SLAYER TO FEED. 389 00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:12,834 NEXT TIME I KILL ANGEL, I'LL VIDEO IT. 390 00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:15,500 AND OVER HERE, WE HAVE THE CAFETERIA, 391 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,417 WHERE WE WERE MAULED BY SNAKES. 392 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,500 AND THIS IS THE SPOT WHERE ANGEL TRIED TO KILL WILLOW. 393 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,000 AND OVER THERE IN THE LOUNGE 394 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,834 IS WHERE SPIKE AND HIS GANG NEARLY MASSACRED US ALL 395 00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:26,542 ON PARENT-TEACHER NIGHT. 396 00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:29,583 OH, AND UP THOSE STAIRS, 397 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:33,583 I WAS SUCKED INTO A MUDDY GRAVE. 398 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,417 AND THEY SAY YOUNG PEOPLE DON'T LEARN ANYTHING 399 00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:38,166 IN HIGH SCHOOL NOWADAYS, 400 00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:39,667 BUT I'VE LEARNED TO BE AFRAID. 401 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,917 YOU GUYS ARE A HOOT AND A HALF. 402 00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:43,875 IF I HAD FRIENDS LIKE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL, 403 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,875 I...PROBABLY STILL WOULD'VE DROPPED OUT. 404 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:48,083 BUT I MIGHT'VE BEEN SAD ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW? 405 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,667 HEY, SO WHAT'S UP WITH B? 406 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,125 I MEAN, SHE SEEMS WOUND KINDA TIGHT. 407 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,583 NEEDS TO FIND THE FUN A LITTLE, LIKE YOU TWO. 408 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:54,667 OH. WATER. 409 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,917 AND THEN THE ALLIGATOR STORY. 410 00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:58,667 SHE'S GOT SOMETHING, DOESN'T SHE? 411 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,583 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND SLAYERS? 412 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:03,125 MAYBE I SHOULD DRESS UP AS ONE 413 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,667 AND PUT A STAKE TO YOUR THROAT. 414 00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:09,083 PLEASE, GOD, DON'T LET THAT BE SARCASM. 415 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:10,875 OH. EXCUSE ME. 416 00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,959 SORRY. I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE. 417 00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,041 THE BRONZE. 418 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,542 YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH BUFFY, RIGHT? 419 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,667 YEAH. I'M FAITH. 420 00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:21,583 I'M SCOTT. NICE TO MEET YOU. 421 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,291 NICE TO MEET YOU. 422 00:21:25,792 --> 00:21:27,500 WELL, I'M 2 FOR 2 WITH MAKEUP TESTS. 423 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,208 PROUD, YES, BUT ALSO HUMBLE IN THIS TIME OF... 424 00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:31,583 WE'RE LOOKING AT WHAT? 425 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:32,917 DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THAT THAT IS HER ACTUAL HAIR COLOR? 426 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,125 I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM LAUGH LIKE THAT. 427 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,708 HEY, MAYBE FAITH AND SCOTT COULD HIT IT OFF. 428 00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:37,458 I MEAN, IF YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM. 429 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,083 NOT THAT YOU USED HIM. 430 00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:41,500 WELL, I HADN'T DEFINITELY 100% 431 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,208 SAID NO FOR ALL TIME. 432 00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:48,625 IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, 433 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:51,125 YOU DON'T ENTER INTO THESE THINGS LIGHTLY. 434 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:54,667 THERE'S REPERCUSSIONS TO CONSIDER AND... 435 00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:56,458 WHY AM I SEEING A LOOK? 436 00:21:56,458 --> 00:21:58,875 YOU REALLY DO NEED TO FIND THE FUN, B-- 437 00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:05,125 UFFY. 438 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,667 HEY. 439 00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,250 HEY, BUFFY, UH, 440 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,542 FAITH HAS BEEN TELLING ME TALL TALES. 441 00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:14,291 SHE'S FUNNY, AND SHE'S LEAVING. 442 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,667 WE HAVE TO GO. 443 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:19,041 OH...BYE. 444 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:20,417 HE'S A CUTIE. 445 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,542 IS HE SEEING ANYBODY? 446 00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:27,500 MR. TRICK, TALK TO ME. 447 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,625 CHECK THIS OUT. 448 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:32,208 THIS TOWN, 449 00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:33,708 THIS VERY STREET, 450 00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:34,708 WIRED FOR FIBER OPTICS. 451 00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:36,125 SEE, WE JACK IN A T3-- 452 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,917 2500 MEGS PER-- 453 00:22:38,917 --> 00:22:43,625 WE HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AT OUR FINGERTIPS. 454 00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:45,125 ALL I'M SAYING IS, WE STAY LOCAL-- 455 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:46,250 WHERE THE HUMANS ARE JUMPIN' 456 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:47,792 AND THE COTTON IS HIGH-- 457 00:22:47,792 --> 00:22:49,917 BUT WE LIVE GLOBAL. 458 00:22:49,917 --> 00:22:52,792 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU GET THE HANKERING 459 00:22:52,792 --> 00:22:54,083 FOR THE BLOOD OF A 15-YEAR-OLD FILIPINA, 460 00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:56,583 AND I'M ON THE NET 461 00:22:56,583 --> 00:23:00,291 AND SHE'S HERE THE NEXT DAY, EXPRESS AIR. 462 00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:01,834 I WANT THE BLOOD OF THE SLAYER. 463 00:23:01,834 --> 00:23:03,041 ON THAT NOTE, THERE'S GOOD NEWS AND BAD. 464 00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:05,333 RUMOR HAS IT THAT THIS TOWN ALREADY HAS A SLAYER, 465 00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:06,917 WHICH MAKES 2. 466 00:23:06,917 --> 00:23:09,000 I'M NOT REAL SURE HOW THAT HAPPENED. 467 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,417 I DON'T CARE IF THERE ARE A HUNDRED SLAYERS. 468 00:23:10,417 --> 00:23:12,834 I'LL KILL THEM ALL. 469 00:23:12,834 --> 00:23:16,166 SHE'S GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT SHE DID TO ME. 470 00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:21,209 YEAH, SHE IS. 471 00:23:21,209 --> 00:23:24,375 [KNOCK ON DOOR] I'M RUNNING A COMPUTER CHECK 472 00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:25,917 ON EVERY HOTEL, ROOMING HOUSE, 473 00:23:25,917 --> 00:23:28,333 AND YOUTH HOSTEL IN TOWN. 474 00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:30,792 MEANWHILE, AS SOON AS THE SUN GOES DOWN, 475 00:23:30,792 --> 00:23:32,500 WE'RE OUT IN FORCE. 476 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:35,959 FOOD'S HERE, BOYS. 477 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,917 YOU GUYS ORDER A PIZ-- 478 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,917 SO YOU'RE A SLAYER, TOO. 479 00:23:40,917 --> 00:23:42,917 ISN'T THAT INTERESTING. 480 00:23:42,917 --> 00:23:45,250 DO YOU LIKE IT? 481 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:49,542 I LOVE IT. 482 00:23:49,542 --> 00:23:52,083 UH, MOM. 483 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,583 JUST A SECOND, HONEY. 484 00:23:58,583 --> 00:23:59,750 YOU KNOW, BUFFY NEVER TALKS THAT WAY. 485 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,792 WHY DO YOU LOVE IT? 486 00:24:04,792 --> 00:24:06,166 WELL, WHEN I'M FIGHTING, 487 00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:07,583 IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD GOES AWAY 488 00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:08,583 AND I ONLY KNOW ONE THING-- 489 00:24:08,583 --> 00:24:09,750 THAT I'M GONNA WIN AND THEY'RE GONNA LOSE. 490 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,125 I LIKE THAT FEELIN'. 491 00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:13,834 WELL, SURE. BEATS THAT DEAD FEELING YOU GET 492 00:24:13,834 --> 00:24:15,708 WHEN THEY WIN AND YOU LOSE. 493 00:24:15,708 --> 00:24:17,125 I DON'T LET THAT KIND OF NEGATIVE THINKING IN. 494 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,000 RIGHT. RIGHT. THAT COULD GET YOU HURT. 495 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,834 BUFFY CAN BE AWFULLY NEGATIVE SOMETIMES. 496 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:23,250 SEE, HONEY, YOU GOTTA FIGHT THAT. 497 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,834 I'M WORKING ON IT. 498 00:24:24,834 --> 00:24:27,250 OH, FAITH, CAN I GET YOU ANOTHER SOFT DRINK? 499 00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:28,708 OH, YOU BET. 500 00:24:28,708 --> 00:24:30,792 THANKS. 501 00:24:30,792 --> 00:24:33,667 SHE'S REALLY COOL, HUH? 502 00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:36,875 BEST MOM EVER. 503 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:38,458 EXCUSE ME. 504 00:24:38,458 --> 00:24:39,917 I LIKE THIS GIRL, BUFFY. 505 00:24:39,917 --> 00:24:42,125 SHE'S VERY PERSONABLE. 506 00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:43,166 SHE GETS ALONG WITH MY FRIENDS, 507 00:24:43,166 --> 00:24:44,166 MY WATCHER, MY MOM. 508 00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:47,417 LOOK, NOW SHE'S GETTING ALONG WITH MY FRIES. 509 00:24:47,417 --> 00:24:49,417 NOW, BUFFY-- 510 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:53,125 PLUS, AT SCHOOL TODAY, SHE WAS MAKING EYES AT MY NOT-BOYFRIEND. 511 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,834 THIS IS CREEPY. 512 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,458 DOES ANYBODY ELSE THINK FAITH IS CREEPY? 513 00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,667 NO, BUT I'M THE ONE GETTING SINGLE-WHITE-FEMALED HERE. 514 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:07,750 IT'S PROBABLY GOOD YOU WERE AN ONLY CHILD. 515 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:10,166 MOM, I'M JUST GETTING MY LIFE BACK. 516 00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:12,209 I'M NOT LOOKING TO GO HALFSIES ON IT. 517 00:25:12,209 --> 00:25:15,291 WELL, THERE ARE SOME THINGS I'D BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU SHARE-- LIKE THE SLAYING. 518 00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:16,667 I MEAN, 2 OF YOU FIGHTING IS SAFER THAN ONE, RIGHT? 519 00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:18,500 I GUESS. 520 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:23,083 UNLESS, I MEAN, YOU HEARD HER. 521 00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:25,417 SHE LOVES THE SLAYING. 522 00:25:25,417 --> 00:25:28,333 COULDN'T SHE TAKE OVER FOR YOU? 523 00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:31,208 MOM, NO ONE CAN TAKE OVER FOR ME. 524 00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:34,583 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO COLLEGE NEXT YEAR. 525 00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:38,458 I THINK IT WOULD BE-- 526 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:40,458 MOM, THE ONLY WAY YOU GET A NEW SLAYER IS WHEN THE OLD SLAYER DIES. 527 00:25:40,458 --> 00:25:42,625 THEN THAT MEANS YOU... WHEN DID YOU DIE? 528 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,125 YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU DIED. 529 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:46,708 NO, IT WAS JUST FOR A FEW MINUTES. 530 00:25:46,708 --> 00:25:50,000 OH, I HATE THIS. 531 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,500 I HATE YOUR LIFE. 532 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,291 MOM, I... 533 00:25:53,291 --> 00:25:55,625 LOOK, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS. 534 00:25:57,875 --> 00:26:01,166 I KNOW IT CHOSE YOU. 535 00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:02,375 I HAVE TRIED TO MARCH IN THE "SLAYER PRIDE" PARADE, BUT... 536 00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:04,209 I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE. 537 00:26:04,209 --> 00:26:05,166 OH. 538 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:06,708 I'M NOT GONNA DIE. 539 00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:08,208 I KNOW HOW TO DO MY JOB. 540 00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:11,209 BESIDES, LIKE YOU SAID, 541 00:26:11,209 --> 00:26:13,000 I'VE GOT HELP NOW. 542 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:18,500 I'VE GOT ALL THE HELP I CAN STAND. 543 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,166 DIDN'T WE DO THIS STREET ALREADY? 544 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,209 FUNNY THING ABOUT VAMPS-- 545 00:26:23,209 --> 00:26:24,458 THEY'LL HIT A STREET EVEN AFTER YOU'VE BEEN THERE. 546 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:27,083 IT'S LIKE THEY HAVE NO MANNERS. 547 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:30,209 MMM. YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS THE LONGEST. 548 00:26:30,209 --> 00:26:31,750 I HAVE. 549 00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,542 YEAH. MAYBE A LITTLE TOO LONG. 550 00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:48,000 EXCUSE ME? 551 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,750 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 552 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:52,083 NOTHING. 553 00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:53,959 YOU GOT A PROBLEM? 554 00:26:53,959 --> 00:26:56,458 I'M 5 BY 5, B, 555 00:26:56,458 --> 00:26:57,708 LIVING ENTIRELY LARGE, 556 00:26:57,708 --> 00:27:00,458 ACTUALLY WONDERING ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM. 557 00:27:00,458 --> 00:27:02,583 WELL, I MAY NOT SLEEP IN THE NUDE AND RASSLE ALLIGATORS-- 558 00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:04,209 MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU STARTED, 'CAUSE OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING IN YOUR BOTTLE NEEDS UNCORKING. 559 00:27:04,209 --> 00:27:05,041 WHAT IS IT, THE ANGEL THING? 560 00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:06,750 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANGEL? 561 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,000 JUST WHAT YOUR FRIENDS TELL ME-- 562 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,625 BIG LOVE, BIG LOSS. 563 00:27:09,625 --> 00:27:11,792 YOU OUGHTA DEAL AND MOVE ON, BUT YOU'RE NOT. 564 00:27:11,792 --> 00:27:15,166 I GOT AN IDEA. 565 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:19,667 HOW ABOUT FROM NOW ON, 566 00:27:19,667 --> 00:27:22,375 WE DON'T HEAR FROM YOU ON ANGEL OR ANYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE? 567 00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:24,750 WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS MY LIFE. 568 00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:26,708 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING SO STRUNG OUT FOR, B? 569 00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:28,291 WHY ARE YOUR LIPS STILL MOVING, F? 570 00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:30,041 DID I JUST HEAR A THREAT? 571 00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:31,667 WOULD YOU LIKE TO? 572 00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:33,417 WOW. THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME? 573 00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:36,667 YEAH. I JUST HOPE THEY CAN'T. 574 00:27:36,667 --> 00:27:38,417 MY DEAD MOTHER HITS HARDER THAN THAT. 575 00:27:38,417 --> 00:27:40,834 FAITH, STAKE HIM ALREADY AND GIVE ME A HAND. 576 00:27:40,834 --> 00:27:43,333 THIS IS ME, YOU UNDEAD BASTARD! 577 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:44,500 FOR KAKISTOS WE LIVE! 578 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:45,834 FOR KAKISTOS YOU'LL DIE! 579 00:27:45,834 --> 00:27:48,375 FAITH! 580 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:51,834 FAITH! 581 00:27:51,834 --> 00:28:18,708 YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME! 582 00:28:18,708 --> 00:28:20,125 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 583 00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:30,083 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 584 00:28:33,166 --> 00:28:36,250 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU LIVING LARGE ON THAT VAMPIRE. 585 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:38,834 GEE, IF DOING VIOLENCE TO VAMPIRES UPSETS YOU, 586 00:28:38,834 --> 00:28:40,750 I THINK YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LINE OF WORK. 587 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,166 YEAH, OR MAYBE YOU LIKE IT A LITTLE TOO MUCH. 588 00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:59,125 I WAS GETTING THE JOB DONE. 589 00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:00,166 THE JOB IS TO SLAY DEMONS, 590 00:29:04,167 --> 00:29:06,750 NOT BEAT THEM TO A BLOODY PULP 591 00:29:13,041 --> 00:29:14,041 WHILE THEIR FRIENDS CORNER ME. 592 00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:15,708 I THOUGHT YOU COULD HANDLE YOURSELF. 593 00:29:15,708 --> 00:29:18,166 [SIGH] 594 00:29:18,166 --> 00:29:20,041 WHAT YOU MUST REALIZE, BUFFY, 595 00:29:20,041 --> 00:29:22,250 IS THAT YOU AND FAITH 596 00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:24,125 HAVE VERY DIFFERENT TEMPERAMENTS. 597 00:29:24,125 --> 00:29:26,291 YEAH, AND MINE'S THE SANE ONE. 598 00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:28,250 THE GIRL'S NOT PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK, GILES. 599 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:29,708 SHE HAS ALMOST NO DECK. 600 00:29:29,708 --> 00:29:31,166 SHE HAS A 3. 601 00:29:31,166 --> 00:29:33,875 YOU SAID YOURSELF THAT SHE KILLED ONE. 602 00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:38,209 SHE'S JUST A PLUCKY FIGHTER 603 00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:39,375 WHO GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY, 604 00:29:39,375 --> 00:29:41,000 WHICH IS NATURAL. 605 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,542 SHE'S FOCUSED ON THE SLAYING. 606 00:29:42,542 --> 00:29:44,083 SHE DOESN'T HAVE A WHOLE OTHER LIFE HERE, AS YOU DO. 607 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,209 SHE DOESN'T NEED A LIFE. SHE HAS MINE. 608 00:29:46,209 --> 00:29:47,333 I THINK YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE-- 609 00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:49,209 NO. I'M BEING A LOT. I KNOW THAT. 610 00:29:49,209 --> 00:29:51,166 BUT SHE NEARLY GOT US BOTH KILLED. 611 00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,041 THE GIRL NEEDS HELP. 612 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,041 ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE IF I CAN REACH HER WATCHER 613 00:29:55,041 --> 00:29:56,500 AT THE RETREAT. 614 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,041 THEY'RE 8 HOURS AHEAD NOW. 615 00:29:58,041 --> 00:30:00,209 THEY'RE PROBABLY SITTING DOWN TO A NIGHTCAP. 616 00:30:00,209 --> 00:30:02,250 I WONDER IF THEY STILL KAYAK. 617 00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:03,542 I USED TO LOVE A GOOD KAYAK. 618 00:30:03,542 --> 00:30:05,458 YOU SEE, THEY DON'T EVEN CONSIDER-- 619 00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:07,583 SORRY. I DIGRESS. 620 00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:09,291 THE VAMPIRES THAT ATTACKED YOU, 621 00:30:09,291 --> 00:30:11,250 CAN YOU FURNISH ME WITH SOME DETAILS 622 00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:12,625 THAT MIGHT HELP ME TRACE THEIR LINEAGE? 623 00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:15,542 I MEAN, ANCIENT OR MODERN DRESS. 624 00:30:15,542 --> 00:30:19,000 AMULETS, CULTISH TATTOOS. 625 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,750 NO TATS. 626 00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:23,083 CRAPPY DRESSERS. 627 00:30:23,083 --> 00:30:26,583 AND, UH...OH, THE ONE THAT NEARLY BIT ME 628 00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:28,125 MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT KISSING TOAST. 629 00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:31,333 HE LIVED FOR KISSING TOAST. 630 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:33,166 DO YOU MEAN KAKISTOS? 631 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:35,083 MAYBE IT WAS TAQUITOS. 632 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,500 MAYBE HE LIVED FOR TAQUITOS. 633 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:39,458 WHAT? 634 00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:41,291 KAKISTOS. 635 00:30:41,291 --> 00:30:42,875 IS THAT BAD? 636 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:45,583 KAKISTOSIS GREEK. 637 00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:48,291 IT MEANS THE WORST OF THE WORST. 638 00:30:48,291 --> 00:30:50,417 IT'S ALSO THE NAME OF A VAMPIRE SO OLD 639 00:30:50,417 --> 00:30:51,458 THAT HIS HANDS AND FEET ARE CLOVEN. 640 00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:53,083 NOW, THIS GUY SHOWS UP 2 DAYS AGO, RIGHT? 641 00:30:53,083 --> 00:30:54,458 RIGHT AROUND THE SAME TIME 642 00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:55,708 MY BESTEST NEW LITTLE SISTER MAKES THE SCENE. 643 00:30:55,708 --> 00:30:56,834 YOU THINK HE AND FAITH ARE CONNECTED? 644 00:30:59,792 --> 00:31:01,291 GILES, THERE ARE 2 THINGS 645 00:31:02,708 --> 00:31:04,291 THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN-- 646 00:31:04,291 --> 00:31:05,917 COINCIDENCE AND LEPRECHAUNS. 647 00:31:05,917 --> 00:31:08,375 WELL, BUFFY, IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE 648 00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:10,750 THAT THEY BOTH ARRIVED HERE BY CHANCE SIMULTANEOUSLY. 649 00:31:14,417 --> 00:31:17,583 OK, BUT I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE LEPRECHAUNS, 650 00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:19,500 RIGHT? 651 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,959 AS FAR AS I KNOW. 652 00:31:21,959 --> 00:31:23,792 GOOD. OK, YOU GET ENGLAND ON THE PHONE. 653 00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:25,834 I'M GONNA TALK TO FAITH, 654 00:31:25,834 --> 00:31:27,333 SEE IF KHAKI TROUSERS RINGS-- 655 00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:28,834 KAKISTOS. 656 00:31:28,834 --> 00:31:30,667 KAKISTOS RINGS A BELL... OR AN ALARM. 657 00:31:30,667 --> 00:31:33,458 RIGHT. 658 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:36,458 RIGHT. 659 00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:37,625 HI. 660 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:39,917 SCOTT. 661 00:31:39,917 --> 00:31:42,291 HOW ARE YOU? 662 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:43,583 UH, OK. YOU KNOW, I GOTTA-- 663 00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:45,000 I KNOW, BE SOMEWHERE ELSE, RIGHT? 664 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,125 THINK OF THIS AS MY LAST-DITCH EFFORT. 665 00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:48,500 I REALIZE THAT ONE MORE IS GONNA QUALIFY AS STALKING. 666 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:49,750 I'VE GIVEN A LOT OF THOUGHT-- 667 00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:51,125 SOME MIGHT SAY TOO MUCH THOUGHT-- 668 00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:00,208 TO HOW I MIGHT BE A PART OF YOUR LIFE. 669 00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:02,166 IT BEGINS WITH CONVERSATION. 670 00:32:02,166 --> 00:32:03,250 WE ALL KNOW THIS. 671 00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:05,917 MAYBE OVER A CUP OF COFFEE, 672 00:32:05,917 --> 00:32:07,208 OR MAYBE AT THE BUSTER KEATON FESTIVAL 673 00:32:07,208 --> 00:32:08,750 PLAYING ON STATE STREET ALL THIS WEEKEND. 674 00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:11,166 YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK OF IT, 675 00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:13,333 I DON'T THINK I'VE GIVEN A FAIR CHANCE TO... 676 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:15,250 BUSTER KEATON. 677 00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:18,250 I...I LIKE WHAT I'VE SEEN OF HIM SO FAR. 678 00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,000 I THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME TO SEE A LITTLE MORE. 679 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,291 KEATON IS KEY. 680 00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:23,708 OH. UM, I GOT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT. 681 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,792 THE GUY IN THE RETRO SHOP SAID THAT IT REPRESENTS FRIENDSHIP, 682 00:32:25,792 --> 00:32:27,792 AND THAT'S SOMETHING I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO HAVE WITH YOU. 683 00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:33,542 YOU LIKE? 684 00:32:33,542 --> 00:32:36,708 I CAN'T. 685 00:32:36,708 --> 00:32:38,166 I--I--I CAN'T DO THIS. 686 00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:42,542 OK. 687 00:32:42,542 --> 00:32:44,792 I GET THE MESSAGE. 688 00:32:47,291 --> 00:32:49,417 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 689 00:32:49,417 --> 00:32:52,417 GILES, I, UH... 690 00:32:52,417 --> 00:32:55,500 YEAH, I'M FINE. 691 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:58,792 DID YOU REACH THE RETREAT? 692 00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:03,542 YES, I DID. 693 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:08,583 WHAT DID HER WATCHER SAY? 694 00:33:08,583 --> 00:33:10,333 HER WATCHER'S DEAD. 695 00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:13,333 Man: THE ROOM'S $18 A DAY. 696 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:15,834 THAT'S EVERY DAY. 697 00:33:18,834 --> 00:33:20,917 YEAH, I KNOW. I'LL GET IT TO YOU BY TOMORROW, I SWEAR. 698 00:33:20,917 --> 00:33:23,625 IT'S NOT LIKE I OWN THE PLACE. 699 00:33:23,625 --> 00:33:25,500 BUT I BET YOU WILL SOMEDAY. 700 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,917 NOT IF I LISTEN TO BROADS LIKE YOU. 701 00:33:27,917 --> 00:33:30,041 ROOMMATES ARE EXTRA. 702 00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:32,208 I'M JUST VISITING. 703 00:33:32,208 --> 00:33:34,583 SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE POOR SIDE OF TOWN? 704 00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:42,041 CLOVEN GUY-- 705 00:33:42,041 --> 00:33:43,834 GOES BY THE NAME KAKISTOS. 706 00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:45,875 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KAKISTOS? 707 00:33:45,875 --> 00:33:47,625 THAT HE'S HERE. 708 00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:49,583 WE'RE NOT HAPPY TO SEE OLD FRIENDS, ARE WE? 709 00:33:49,583 --> 00:33:51,417 WHAT'D HE DO TO YOU? 710 00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:54,959 IT'S WHAT I DID TO HIM, ALL RIGHT? 711 00:33:54,959 --> 00:33:56,667 WHAT WAS THAT? 712 00:34:00,458 --> 00:34:03,250 FAITH, YOU CAME HERE FOR A REASON. 713 00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:07,834 I CAN HELP. 714 00:34:07,834 --> 00:34:10,375 YOU CAN MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 715 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:14,083 I'M THE ONE WHO CAN HANDLE THIS. 716 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:15,375 YEAH. YOU'RE A REAL BADASS 717 00:34:17,792 --> 00:34:20,291 WHEN IT COMES TO PACKING. 718 00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:21,834 WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY PROBLEM, 719 00:34:21,834 --> 00:34:24,208 GOTTA DEAL AND MOVE ON? 720 00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:28,583 WELL, WE HAVE THE "MOVING ON" PART RIGHT HERE. 721 00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:30,083 WHAT ABOUT DEALING? 722 00:34:30,083 --> 00:34:31,125 IS THAT JUST SOMETHING YOU'RE GONNA DUMP ON ME? 723 00:34:31,125 --> 00:34:32,792 YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 724 00:34:32,792 --> 00:34:34,458 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH. 725 00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:36,458 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS, ALL RIGHT? 726 00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:38,166 LIKE YOU TOOK CARE OF YOUR WATCHER? 727 00:34:38,166 --> 00:34:39,583 HE KILLED HER, DIDN'T HE? 728 00:34:39,583 --> 00:34:41,041 THEY DON'T HAVE A WORD FOR WHAT HE DID TO HER. 729 00:34:41,041 --> 00:34:42,667 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 730 00:34:42,667 --> 00:34:44,250 WHAT NOW? 731 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,792 FAITH, YOU RUN, HE RUNS AFTER YOU. 732 00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:47,500 THAT'S WHERE THE HEAD START COMES IN HANDY. 733 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:49,125 FAITH. 734 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:50,583 NO! 735 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:52,667 UHH! 736 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:02,208 AAGH! 737 00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:05,000 I JUST BOUGHT US A LITTLE MORE TIME. 738 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,625 NO! NO! 739 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:11,542 SCREAM LATER. ESCAPE NOW. 740 00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:13,041 LET'S GO! 741 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:14,875 WE'RE OK. 742 00:35:19,583 --> 00:35:21,333 WHAT HAPPENED? 743 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,166 FAITH, WHAT HAPPENED? 744 00:35:30,834 --> 00:35:32,708 I...I WAS THERE WHEN HE KILLED MY WATCHER, 745 00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:33,917 AND I SAW WHAT HE DID TO HER-- 746 00:35:33,917 --> 00:35:36,834 WHAT HE WAS GONNA DO TO ME. 747 00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:37,834 I TRIED TO STOP HIM, BUT I--I COULDN'T. 748 00:35:37,834 --> 00:35:39,792 AND I RAN. 749 00:35:46,291 --> 00:35:48,000 FAITH, FIRST RULE OF SLAYING-- 750 00:35:48,000 --> 00:36:06,167 DON'T DIE. 751 00:36:06,167 --> 00:36:07,000 YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. 752 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,166 OK? YOU DIDN'T DIE. 753 00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:14,417 NOW YOU DO THE MATH. 754 00:36:14,417 --> 00:36:18,458 ONE OF HIM, 2 OF US. 755 00:36:18,458 --> 00:36:21,208 YES. 756 00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:23,083 NO. 757 00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:25,542 Faith: THIS IS HIS PLACE. 758 00:36:25,542 --> 00:36:27,041 HE DROVE US HERE. 759 00:36:27,041 --> 00:36:28,834 FAITH! 760 00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:30,041 DON'T DIE! 761 00:36:30,041 --> 00:36:32,125 DON'T! 762 00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:33,500 IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING, THE MASTER COULD GET KILLED. 763 00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:35,500 WELL, OUR PRAYERS ARE WITH HIM. 764 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:36,792 THERE'S A REASON THESE VENGEANCE CRUSADES ARE OUT OF STYLE. 765 00:36:36,792 --> 00:36:39,166 SEE, THE MODERN VAMPIRE, WE SEE THE BIG PICTURE. 766 00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:40,417 I GUESS YOU NEED A BIGGER STAKE, SLAYER. 767 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:45,500 HA HA HA HA! 768 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,458 HA HA HA HA! 769 00:36:47,458 --> 00:37:06,875 YOU HUNGRY? 770 00:37:06,875 --> 00:37:09,125 STARVED. 771 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:10,208 THE COUNCIL HAS APPROVED OUR REQUEST. 772 00:37:10,208 --> 00:37:24,500 FAITH IS TO STAY HERE INDEFINITELY. 773 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,417 I'M TO LOOK AFTER YOU BOTH 774 00:37:26,417 --> 00:37:43,125 UNTIL A NEW WATCHER IS ASSIGNED. 775 00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:48,500 GOOD. SHE REALLY CAME THROUGH IN THE END. 776 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,750 SHE HAD A LOT TO DEAL WITH, 777 00:37:52,875 --> 00:37:56,083 BUT SHE DID IT. 778 00:37:56,083 --> 00:37:59,875 SHE GOT IT BEHIND HER. 779 00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:09,750 I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT. 780 00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:11,500 ANGEL WAS CURED. 781 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:12,834 I'M SORRY? 782 00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:32,000 WHEN I KILLED HIM, 783 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,834 ANGEL WAS CURED. 784 00:38:33,834 --> 00:38:35,166 YOUR SPELL WORKED AT THE LAST MINUTE, WIL. 785 00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:45,250 I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE HIM OUT, 786 00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:47,792 AND, UM, SOMETHING WENT THROUGH HIM... 787 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,125 AND HE WAS ANGEL AGAIN. 788 00:38:49,125 --> 00:38:51,834 HE--HE DIDN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT HE'D DONE. 789 00:38:51,834 --> 00:38:55,500 HE JUST HELD ME. 790 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:56,959 UM, BUT IT WAS... 791 00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:58,375 IT WAS TOO LATE, AND I HAD TO. 792 00:38:58,375 --> 00:39:00,208 SO I TOLD HIM THAT I LOVED HIM... 793 00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:01,500 AND I KISSED HIM... 794 00:39:06,291 --> 00:39:08,333 AND I KILLED HIM. 795 00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:12,417 I DON'T KNOW IF THAT HELPS WITH YOUR SPELL OR NOT, GILES. 796 00:39:14,792 --> 00:39:17,167 YES, I BELIEVE IT WILL. 797 00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:18,792 I'M SORRY. 798 00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:23,208 IT'S OK. 799 00:39:23,208 --> 00:39:25,875 I'VE BEEN HOLDING ON TO THAT FOR SO LONG. 800 00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:29,792 FELT GOOD TO GET IT OUT. 801 00:39:29,792 --> 00:39:31,708 I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 802 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:37,000 v 803 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:41,209 GILES, I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME PLAYING 804 00:39:41,209 --> 00:39:43,208 WITH MYSTICAL FORCES, 805 00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:46,291 BUT I CAN REALLY HELP WITH THIS BINDING SPELL. 806 00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:51,041 THERE IS NO SPELL. 807 00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:53,875 SCOTT. 808 00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:55,417 HELLO. 809 00:40:03,917 --> 00:40:07,208 HEY. UH, I WAS, UM, 810 00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:11,917 I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO GET OUT OF CLASS. 811 00:40:11,917 --> 00:40:14,333 OH. UH, WHY? 812 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:15,792 UM...THERE WAS SOMEONE A WHILE AGO, 813 00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:20,083 AND THE RING SORT OF CONFUSED ME. 814 00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:23,041 BUT I LIKED WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT FRIENDSHIP. 815 00:40:25,959 --> 00:40:28,041 I LIKED IT A LOT. AND BUSTER KEATON-- BIG FUN. 816 00:40:28,041 --> 00:40:38,375 AND I'M CAPABLE OF BIG FUN 817 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:41,875 EVEN THOUGH THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY 818 00:40:41,875 --> 00:40:43,125 YOU COULD POSSIBLY KNOW THAT ABOUT ME. 819 00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:46,125 WOW. IF I KNEW I WAS GONNA GO ON THIS LONG, 820 00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:48,000 I PROBABLY WOULD'VE BROUGHT SOME WATER. 821 00:40:48,000 --> 00:41:02,209 UH, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, UM... 822 00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:03,125 IF YOU WOULD STILL LIKE TO GO TO THE FILM FESTIVAL-- 823 00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:06,625 AND I WOULD UNDERSTAND IF YOU DIDN'T-- 824 00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:10,000 I'D PRETTY MUCH LOVE TO GO WITH YOU. 825 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,583 UH... 826 00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:15,667 AHEM. 827 00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:19,083 I DON'T KNOW, BUFFY. 828 00:41:19,083 --> 00:41:21,834 I'M REALLY GONNA HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS. 829 00:41:21,834 --> 00:41:23,667 OK. YOU KNOW WHAT, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, AND I'M IN. 830 00:41:23,667 --> 00:41:25,792 WHEN DO YOU WANT TO GO? 831 00:41:25,792 --> 00:41:27,000 UH, WELL, I HAVE ONE THING 832 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,458 THAT I HAVE TO DO TONIGHT, 833 00:41:28,458 --> 00:41:30,041 AND THEN I'M GOOD. 834 00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:32,000 GOOD. 835 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,959 GOODBYE. 836 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:37,041 GRRR! ARRGGH!