1 00:00:02,917 --> 00:00:04,667 CORDELIA: I THINK WE SHOULD GET A LIMO. 2 00:00:04,667 --> 00:00:07,667 A LIMO? A BIG, EXPENSIVE LIMO? 3 00:00:07,667 --> 00:00:09,041 THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 4 00:00:09,041 --> 00:00:10,750 AND IT IS OUR LAST HOMECOMING DANCE, 5 00:00:10,750 --> 00:00:12,667 SO MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE A BIG DEAL OF IT. 6 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:15,041 YOU WANT TO TALK FUN? PUBLIC BUS. 7 00:00:15,041 --> 00:00:17,875 YOU MEET THE FUNNEST PEOPLE. BACK ME UP HERE, OZ. 8 00:00:17,875 --> 00:00:20,667 IF IT'S A DOLLAR ISSUE, WE COULD ALL TAKE MY VAN. 9 00:00:20,667 --> 00:00:24,500 VAN? THE HOMECOMING QUEEN DOESN'T GO TO THE DANCE IN A VAN. 10 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,041 USE YOUR HEAD. 11 00:00:26,041 --> 00:00:27,792 TECHNICALLY, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ELECTED YET... 12 00:00:27,792 --> 00:00:29,917 ALTHOUGH YOU CERTAINLY AND WITHOUT A DOUBT WILL BE. 13 00:00:29,917 --> 00:00:31,375 WHO ELSE LIKES A LIMO? 14 00:00:31,375 --> 00:00:33,000 A PRIVATE LIMO! 15 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,917 IT IS PRETTY... CUDDLESOME. 16 00:00:34,917 --> 00:00:37,959 AND IF WE ALL SPLIT THE COST-- 17 00:00:39,041 --> 00:00:40,125 UM... MAYBE. 18 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:42,458 YOU KNOW, IF I GO AND ALL. 19 00:00:42,458 --> 00:00:45,291 WHY WOULDN'T YOU GO? YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR TICKETS. 20 00:00:45,291 --> 00:00:48,166 UNLESS YOU DON'T HAVE A DA-AY OR TWO... 21 00:00:48,166 --> 00:00:49,875 TO THINK ABOUT IT. 22 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,166 WE SHOULD ALL THINK ABOUT IT. 23 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:56,542 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? DID SCOTT NOT ASK HER TO THE HOMECOMING DANCE YET? 24 00:00:56,542 --> 00:00:59,959 THANKS, CORDELIA. HUMILIATION'S REALLY GOOD FOR MY COLOR. 25 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:02,250 OH, UM... WELL, NO. I JUST... 26 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:05,875 ASSUMED THAT YOU WOULD THINK IT WAS CORNY OR SOMETHING, 27 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:09,291 BUT I'M IN-- I MEAN, IF YOU ARE, IF YOU WANT TO. 28 00:01:09,291 --> 00:01:12,667 UH, SURE... I DO. YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO. 29 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:15,166 I DO IF YOU WANT TO. 30 00:01:15,166 --> 00:01:17,375 THE JUDGES WILL ACCEPT THAT AS A YES. 31 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:20,667 DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU ANOTHER DRINK? 32 00:01:20,667 --> 00:01:22,583 UM... NO, ACTUALLY. 33 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,500 UH... I'M A LITTLE TIRED. 34 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:27,333 I THINK I'M GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT. 35 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:29,875 BUT I'M EXCITED ABOUT THE DANCE. 36 00:01:29,875 --> 00:01:31,041 ME TOO. 37 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:38,166 [Shivering And Moaning] 38 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:47,250 [Footsteps] 39 00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:58,917 IT'S JUST ME. 40 00:01:58,917 --> 00:02:00,166 HERE. 41 00:02:01,667 --> 00:02:03,000 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 42 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:15,625 IT HURTS... 43 00:02:15,625 --> 00:02:17,208 LESS. 44 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:20,834 GOOD. 45 00:02:22,417 --> 00:02:23,792 I HAVEN'T TOLD GILES AND THE OTHERS... 46 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:26,500 THAT YOU'RE BACK. 47 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:37,250 GILES-- 48 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:42,041 AND I'M NOT GOING TO. 49 00:02:42,041 --> 00:02:43,959 THEY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE... BETTER. 50 00:02:43,959 --> 00:02:45,250 AND I'M GONNA KEEP HELPING YOU GET BETTER. 51 00:02:47,291 --> 00:02:49,125 IT'S JUST THAT EVERYTHING'S DIFFERENT NOW. 52 00:02:50,959 --> 00:02:55,291 I'M A SENIOR. 53 00:02:55,291 --> 00:02:58,583 I'M REALLY WORKING HARDER IN SCHOOL. 54 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:02,750 I'M EVEN THINKING ABOUT COLLEGE. 55 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:06,208 AND I'M INVOLVED WITH SOMEONE. 56 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:09,000 HIS NAME IS SCOTT. 57 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,291 HE'S A NICE, SOLID GUY. 58 00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:16,583 HE MAKES ME HAPPY... 59 00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:32,625 AND THAT'S WHAT I NEED-- 60 00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:34,625 SOMEONE I CAN COUNT ON. 61 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:38,500 I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SEE EACH OTHER ANYMORE. 62 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:43,708 YOU DON'T? 63 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:46,291 WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? WHERE WAS I? 64 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:48,291 BUFFY, IT'S JUST... 65 00:03:50,291 --> 00:03:53,250 BEFORE WE WERE GOING OUT, YOU-YOU SEEMED SO... 66 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:56,417 FULL OF LIFE, LIKE A FORCE OF NATURE. 67 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:02,250 NOW YOU JUST SEEM DISTRACTED ALL THE TIME, AND-- 68 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:03,542 I'M GETTING BETTER. HONEST. 69 00:04:03,542 --> 00:04:08,000 IN FACT, FROM HERE ON, 70 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,208 YOU ARE GONNA SEE A DRASTIC DISTRACTION REDUCTION. 71 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:13,667 " 72 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,542 "DRASTIC DISTRACTION REDUCTION." 73 00:04:15,542 --> 00:04:17,542 TRY SAYING THAT 10 TIMES FAST. 74 00:04:17,542 --> 00:04:20,291 I'M REALLY SORRY. 75 00:04:22,834 --> 00:04:25,291 IS THAT HER? 76 00:04:25,291 --> 00:04:28,125 IN THE NUBILE FLESH, MY FRIEND. 77 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:30,041 THAT'S THE TARGET. 78 00:04:30,041 --> 00:05:38,000 WOMAN: THE MAYOR WILL SEE YOU NOW. 79 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,583 I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, SIR. 80 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:44,417 I'M NOT BOTHERED, ALLAN. 81 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:47,083 WELL, I'M NOT SURE HOW SERIOUS THIS IS, 82 00:05:47,083 --> 00:05:48,417 BUT THEY WERE SPOTTED IN TOWN THREE DAYS AGO. 83 00:05:48,417 --> 00:06:48,333 I'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED. 84 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:51,000 FREDERICK AND HANS GRUENSTAHLER-- 85 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,125 WANTED IN GERMANY FOR CAPITAL MURDER, 86 00:06:58,125 --> 00:06:59,708 TERRORISM, THE BOMBING OF FLIGHT 1402-- 87 00:07:00,834 --> 00:07:03,875 I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT IT TO YOUR ATTENTION SOONER, 88 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:06,208 BUT I'D-I'D WANTED TO CONFIRM-- 89 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,167 WOULD YOU SHOW ME YOUR HANDS, PLEASE? 90 00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:10,834 SIR? 91 00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:13,458 YOUR HANDS. 92 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:17,209 I THINK THEY COULD BE CLEANER. 93 00:07:17,209 --> 00:07:19,041 OF COURSE, SIR. I MEAN, I WASHED THEM, BUT-- 94 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:22,125 AFTER EVERY MEAL AND UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS. 95 00:07:23,792 --> 00:07:26,333 DIRT GETS TRAPPED THERE AND GERMS AND MAYONNAISE. 96 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:27,500 MY DEAR MOTHER SAID, 97 00:07:28,667 --> 00:07:30,166 "CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS," AND I BELIEVED HER. 98 00:07:37,542 --> 00:07:40,208 SHE NEVER CAUGHT A COLD. 99 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:43,417 I'D LIKE THESE TWO TO BE PUT UNDER SURVEILLANCE, 100 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:48,000 AND I'D LIKE TO KNOW IF ANY OTHER COLORFUL CHARACTERS HAVE COME TO TOWN. 101 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,875 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 102 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:53,625 YOU HAVE ALL MY FAITH. 103 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:57,166 YOU HAVE TO HELP ME PICK AN OUTFIT. 104 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:59,583 I WANT TO WEAR SOMETHING THAT MAKES OZ GO, "OH." 105 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:03,083 NO PROBLEM. I GOT THE TUX GOIN' ON. 106 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:07,166 I'M GONNA LOOK HOT IF IT EVEN REMOTELY FITS. 107 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:09,083 WHATCHA DOIN'? 108 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:11,166 CHECKING OUT THE-- I LAUGHINGLY USE THE PHRASE-- COMPETITION. 109 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:33,208 HOLLY CHARLESTON-- NICE GIRL, BRAIN DEAD, 110 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,458 DOESN'T HAVE A PRAYER. 111 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:38,583 MICHELLE BLAKE-- OPEN TO ALL MANKIND, 112 00:08:38,583 --> 00:08:41,208 ESPECIALLY THOSE WITH A LETTERMAN'S JACKET AND A CAR. 113 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,166 SHE COULD GIVE ME A RUN. 114 00:08:43,166 --> 00:08:45,083 WHERE'S BUFFY? SHE'S GONNA MISS THE YEARBOOK PICTURES. 115 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:49,125 BUFFY AND FAITH ARE IN THE LIBRARY GETTING ALL SWEATY. 116 00:08:49,125 --> 00:08:52,000 THEY'RE TRAINING. 117 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,166 I STAND BY MY PHRASE. 118 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,208 I DON'T THINK SHE WAS HERE THE DAY THEY ANNOUNCED THEM. 119 00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:58,917 DID ANYBODY TELL HER? 120 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:01,125 I'LL TELL HER NOW. I HAVE TO GO 121 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:03,417 TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE FOR AN ICE PACK ANYWAY. 122 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:06,834 DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? 123 00:09:06,834 --> 00:09:08,208 NO, SILLY. 124 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:09,834 IT SHRINKS THE PORES. 125 00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:11,792 [Grunting] 126 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:13,208 MAN! GUYS SHOULD BREAK UP WITH YOU MORE OFTEN. 127 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:14,792 GEE. THANK YOU. 128 00:09:14,792 --> 00:09:16,667 I MEAN IT. YOU REALLY GOT SOME QUALITY RAGE GOING. 129 00:09:16,667 --> 00:09:17,583 REALLY GIVES YOU AN EDGE. 130 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:18,792 EDGE-GIRL. 131 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,125 JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE. 132 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,542 WELL, SCREW HIM, ALL RIGHT? 133 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:30,208 YOU MOVE ON, AND... YOU PARTY HEAVILY, AND YOU'LL BE FINE. 134 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:31,792 YOU'RE STILL GOING TO THAT DANCE, RIGHT? 135 00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:34,166 MAYBE. 136 00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:35,792 YOU GOT THE TIX ALREADY. WHY DON'T WE GO TOGETHER? 137 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,500 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 138 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,625 COME ON. WE'LL FIND A COUPLE STUDS, WE'LL USE THEM AND... 139 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:41,500 DISCARD THEM. 140 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:44,875 THAT'S ALWAYS FUN. 141 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,208 OK, I'M IN. 142 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:48,000 NOT THE STUD-USING PART, THOUGH. 143 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,750 OR... PROBABLY NOT. 144 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,792 UH, BOBBY, MASHAD. 145 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,000 YOU DON'T PHONE, YOU DON'T WRITE. 146 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,208 WHERE'S THE LOVE? 147 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:57,375 MISS MORAN? HI. 148 00:09:57,375 --> 00:09:59,291 I'M SO GLAD THAT I RAN INTO YOU. 149 00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:01,792 I HAD THIS LITTLE INCIDENT LAST YEAR... 150 00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:03,667 OF GETTING KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL, 151 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,917 AND I'M BACK NOW, THOUGH. 152 00:10:09,917 --> 00:10:12,708 I'VE DONE ALL OF MY MAKEUP TESTS, 153 00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:14,250 BUT I STILL NEED ONE WRITTEN RECOMMENDATION FROM A TEACHER-- 154 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:23,917 I THINK THE WORD THAT PRINCIPAL SNYDER USED WAS "GLOWING--" 155 00:10:23,917 --> 00:10:26,750 TO PUT IN MY FILE SO I CAN PROVE THAT I BELONG HERE. 156 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:29,291 AND YOU ARE-- 157 00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:31,458 BUFFY. 158 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:33,208 B-BUFFY SUMMERS. THIRD ROW. 159 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:35,208 I SAT BY THE WINDOW. 160 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:38,417 YOUR CLASS-- CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN HEROES... 161 00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:41,708 FROM AMELIA EARHART TO MAYA ANGELOU. 162 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:45,208 THE CLASS THAT CHANGED MY LIFE. 163 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:47,792 WERE YOU ABSENT A LOT, UM-- 164 00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:49,333 BUFFY. 165 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:51,667 CORDELIA: HI. I HOPE YOU'LL CONSIDER ME FOR HOMECOMING QUEEN. 166 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,708 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 167 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:55,625 MY FAVORITE TEACHER, AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO I WAS. 168 00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:58,041 I'M LIKE A NONPERSON. 169 00:10:58,041 --> 00:11:00,375 AM I INVISIBLE? CAN YOU SEE ME? 170 00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:02,834 BIG AS LIFE. 171 00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:04,208 AT HEMERY, I WAS PROM PRINCESS, I WAS FIESTA QUEEN, 172 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:12,417 I WAS ON THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD. 173 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,792 THE YEARBOOK WAS, LIKE, A STORY OF ME. 174 00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:20,417 NOW IT'S SENIOR YEAR, AND I'M GOING TO BE ONE CRAPPY PICTURE... 175 00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:22,333 ON 1/8 OF ONE CRAPPY PAGE. 176 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,291 UH, NO, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE NOT. 177 00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:27,417 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 178 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:30,542 WELL, YOU MISSED THE PICTURE-TAKING. 179 00:11:30,542 --> 00:11:33,125 WHEN? WHY? 180 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:36,333 OZ: WE DID THEM YESTERDAY. 181 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,875 WILLOW: DIDN'T CORDELIA TELL YOU? 182 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:41,500 THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT. 183 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,875 BUFFY, YOU LOOK SO CUTE IN THAT OUTFIT. 184 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:45,500 I'M NOT VOTING FOR YOU. 185 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,417 THEN MAKE IT SNAPPY. 186 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:49,792 HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THEY WERE DOING THE YEARBOOK PICTURES? 187 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,917 DIDN'T I? OH, I GUESS I FORGOT. WHAT'S THE BIG? 188 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:53,667 IT'S JUST... YOU COULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE... 189 00:11:55,542 --> 00:11:57,291 FOR 30 SECONDS, THAT'S ALL. 190 00:11:57,291 --> 00:11:59,875 HEY, I AM UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE HERE. 191 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,417 OH, YEAH, CAMPAIGNING. ROUGH GIG. 192 00:12:01,417 --> 00:12:03,375 WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? 193 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:06,209 JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE GUACAMOLE QUEEN WHEN YOU WERE THREE... 194 00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:09,041 DOESN'T MEAN YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS. 195 00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:11,792 OBVIOUSLY, IT INVOLVES HANDING OUT ENTIRELY LAME FLYERS. 196 00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:13,500 NO. IT INVOLVES BEING PART OF THIS SCHOOL... 197 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,000 AND HAVING ACTUAL FRIENDS. 198 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,542 NOW, IF IT WAS ABOUT MONSTERS, BLOOD, AND INNARDS, 199 00:12:18,542 --> 00:12:20,291 THEN YOU'D BE A SHOO-IN. 200 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:22,542 I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO WIN THE CROWN. 201 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,834 YOU WOULD? 202 00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:28,333 [Sighs] 203 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,875 THEN YOU WILL. 204 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,417 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 205 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:36,417 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. 206 00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:38,542 I'M GONNA RUN FOR HOMECOMING QUEEN, AND I'M GOING TO WIN. 207 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:42,083 THIS IS STARTING TO BE SAD. 208 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:43,500 SORRY, CORDY, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH. 209 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,667 WHAT? THE SLAYER? 210 00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,959 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SLAYER. 211 00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:50,250 I'M TALKING ABOUT BUFFY. 212 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,708 YOU'VE AWAKENED THE PROM QUEEN WITHIN, 213 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:56,041 AND THAT CROWN IS GOING TO BE MINE. 214 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:58,500 MAN: COMPETITION. 215 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,917 COMPETITION IS A BEAUTIFUL THING. 216 00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,667 IT MAKES US STRIVE. 217 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:06,208 IT... MAKES US ACCOMPLISH. 218 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,625 OCCASIONALLY, IT MAKES US KILL. 219 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:11,250 WE ALL HAVE THE DESIRE TO WIN, 220 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,625 WHETHER WE'RE HUMAN... 221 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,834 VAMPIRE... 222 00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:20,708 AND WHATEVER THE HELL YOU ARE, MY BROTHER. 223 00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:23,291 YOU GOT THEM SPINY-LOOKING HEAD THINGS. 224 00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:26,125 I AIN'T NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE. 225 00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:28,125 I AM KULAK OF THE MIQUOT CLAN. 226 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,250 ISN'T THAT NICE. 227 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,542 POINT IS, YOU'RE ALL HERE FOR THE SAME REASON. 228 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,542 IT SURE AIN'T NO PHILOSOPHY CLASS NOW, IS IT? 229 00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:39,708 MR. GORCH, MY ACCOUNT STATEMENT SAYS... 230 00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,875 THAT YOUR DEPOSIT HAS NOT YET BEEN MADE. 231 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:43,792 ME AND CANDY... 232 00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:46,750 WE BLOWN OUR WHOLE HONEYMOON STASH... 233 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,500 ON THIS LITTLE GAME HERE. 234 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:53,458 THEY'RE DIRTY. 235 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,458 THEY'RE NONCONSECUTIVE. 236 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:58,542 THE GAMES WILL BEGIN IN A FEW DAYS' TIME. 237 00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:00,875 THE FIRST TARGET-- BUFFY-- YOU'VE ALL SEEN. 238 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,417 THE SECOND-- FAITH-- IS A LITTLE MORE ELUSIVE. 239 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,750 BUT THEY WILL BOTH BE TOGETHER AND READY FOR THE KILLING, 240 00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:06,583 AND THAT IS A MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE. 241 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,375 LADIES, GENTLEMEN, 242 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:11,542 SPINY-HEADED LOOKING CREATURES... 243 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:17,458 WELCOME TO SLAYERFEST '98. 244 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:20,583 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS? 245 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:23,625 NICE. 246 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:28,083 IT'S MY FIRST BIG DANCE, YOU KNOW? 247 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:32,166 WHERE THERE'S A BOY AND A BAND... 248 00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,959 AND NOT JUST ME ALONE IN MY ROOM... 249 00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:37,708 PRETENDING THAT THERE'S A BOY AND A BAND. 250 00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:42,625 I JUST WANT IT TO BE-- SPECIAL. 251 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:54,125 THAT'S WHY I SPARED NO EXPENSE ON THE TUX. 252 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,708 THE TUX? I THOUGHT YOU BORROWED IT FROM YOUR COUSIN RIGBY. 253 00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:00,166 EXPENSE TO MY PRIDE, WIL. 254 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,625 THEY'RE OUR ONLY RELATIONS WITH MONEY, AND THEY SHUN US... 255 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,250 AS THEY SHOULD. 256 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:07,542 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? 257 00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:10,208 NICE. 258 00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:13,000 WHAT? 259 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,542 I WAS JUST-- 260 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,625 REMEMBER THE EIGHTH-GRADE COTILLION? 261 00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:21,792 YOU HAD THAT CLIP-ON. 262 00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:23,333 I WAS PRETTY STYLIN' WITH THE CLIP-ON. 263 00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:28,625 AND NOW HERE WE ARE, AND IT'S HOMECOMING. 264 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,583 WE SHOULD FACE IT, WIL. 265 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:39,583 YOU AND I ARE GONNA BE IN NEIGHBORING REST HOMES... 266 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:42,208 WHILE I COME OVER SO YOU CAN ADJUST MY-- 267 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,583 MY, UH-- 268 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,625 WELL, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT'S NOT REALLY GROSS. 269 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:49,458 SO, UH... YOU AND OZ. 270 00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:52,083 HOW DO I PUT THIS? 271 00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:53,959 ARE WE ON FIRST, SECOND, OR, UH... 272 00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:56,917 "YE GODS?" 273 00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:59,125 THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, ALEXANDER HARRIS. 274 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,291 OHH... ROUNDING SECOND. 275 00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:04,417 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 276 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:11,041 WHAT ABOUT YOU AND CORDELIA? 277 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:13,125 OH, A GENTLEMAN NEVER TALKS ABOUT HIS CONQUESTS. 278 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:16,667 OH, YEAH? WELL, SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME A... 279 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,458 GENTLEMAN? 280 00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:21,375 I-- I KNOW. "NICE." 281 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,542 I WAS GONNA GO WITH "GORGEOUS." 282 00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,333 REALLY? 283 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,625 YOU TOO. 284 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:31,083 IN-- IN A GUY WAY. 285 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:34,333 OZ IS VERY LUCKY. 286 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,834 SO IS CORDELIA... IN A GIRL WAY. 287 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,792 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DANCE IN THIS. 288 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:46,333 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DANCE. 289 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,667 COME ON. PIECE OF CAKE. 290 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,458 HERE. 291 00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,500 WELL, THAT SEEMS TO-- 292 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:57,417 YEAH. THIS SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM. 293 00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:02,583 NO. 294 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:06,500 NO PROBLEM. 295 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,625 THAT DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN! 296 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,708 NO! I MEAN, IT DID, BUT IT DIDN'T. 297 00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:11,875 BECAUSE I RESPECT YOU-- AND OZ-- AND I WOULD NEVER-- 298 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,708 I WOULD NEVER, EITHER. IT MUST BE THE CLOTHES. IT'S A FLUKE. 299 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:24,291 IT'S A CLOTHES FLUKE, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. THERE'LL BE NO MORE FLUKING. 300 00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:25,792 NOT EVER. 301 00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:29,209 WE GOT TO GET OUT OF THESE CLOTHES. 302 00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:45,125 RIGHT NOW. 303 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,667 OH, I DIDN'T MEAN-- 304 00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:49,625 I DIDN'T-- ME, EITHER! 305 00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:52,834 BUFFY: A CAMPAIGN IS LIKE A WAR. 306 00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:56,834 IT'S WON OR LOST IN THE TRENCHES. 307 00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:59,500 HOLLY, MICHELLE, 308 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,500 AND OUR REAL COMPETITION, CORDELIA, 309 00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:03,583 ALL HAVE BIG HEAD STARTS. 310 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,834 SPEAKING OF BIG HEADS, 311 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,041 IF I HAD A WATERMELON AS BIG AS CORDELIA'S, I'D BE RICH. 312 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,250 WAITS FOR LAUGH-- 313 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,250 OK, YOU'RE RIGHT. MAKING FUN OF THE COMPETITION... 314 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,083 ONLY MAKES ME SEEM PETTY. 315 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:12,208 NOW, THIS IS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER POPULARITY CONTEST. 316 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,209 I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BEING... 317 00:18:14,209 --> 00:18:15,625 THIS TIME, I'M NOT ACTUALLY POPULAR. 318 00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:17,500 ALTHOUGH, I'M NOT EXACTLY UNPOPULAR. 319 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,667 A LOT OF PEOPLE CAME TO MY WELCOME HOME PARTY. 320 00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,125 BUT THEY WERE KILLED BY ZOMBIES. 321 00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:28,583 GOOD POINT. 322 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:30,250 OK, HERE'S THE PLAN. 323 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,625 WILLOW, I NEED YOU TO MAKE A DATABASE. 324 00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:35,209 SEE WHO'S FOR US, 325 00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:37,125 WHO'S ON THE FENCE, AND WHERE OUR REAL CRISIS AREAS ARE. 326 00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,041 OZ, YOU TAKE THE FRINGE-- MUSICIANS, 327 00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:42,834 THOSE NOT NORMALLY INCLINED TO VOTE. 328 00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:44,291 XANDER, WHAT-- 329 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,333 UH, CORDELIA. OK, LOOK. 330 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,834 I KNOW THIS IS A LITTLE AWKWARD, 331 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,792 BUT I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY WE ALL CAN'T GET ALONG... 332 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,542 DURING THIS CAMPAIGN TIME. 333 00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:53,750 I MEAN, WE'RE... 334 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,291 ALMOST FRIENDS, 335 00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:58,083 AND WE ARE ALL RIDING TOGETHER IN THE LIMO. 336 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,417 YEAH, GREAT. WILLOW, HOW'S THAT DATABASE COMING? 337 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:02,750 UH, IT'S... JUST ABOUT DONE. 338 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,750 XANDER? 339 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,417 I GOT YOUR NEW FLYERS. 340 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,417 LET'S GET CRACKING. 341 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,041 SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 342 00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:12,542 IT'S JUST THAT... SHE NEEDS IT SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU DO. 343 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,000 AS WILLOW GOES, SO GOES MY NATION. 344 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,750 THANKS FOR WHAT YOU SAID, BUFFY. 345 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:22,291 I THINK WE'RE GETTING ALONG GREAT. DON'T YOU? 346 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,667 SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF FUSS FOR ONE LITTLE TITLE. 347 00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:26,291 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S NO FUN IF YOU DON'T TRY YOUR BEST. 348 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,708 AS LONG AS FUN IS STILL IN THE MIX. 349 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:33,375 SURE. 350 00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:38,917 IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE TAKES IT THAT SERIOUSLY. 351 00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:44,458 ♪ WELL, I DON'T WANNA BE PRESIDENT ♪ 352 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:46,333 ♪ SUPERMAN OR CLARK KENT ♪ 353 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,333 ♪ I DON'T WANNA WALK 'ROUND IN THEIR SHOES ♪ 354 00:19:48,333 --> 00:20:02,166 ♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHOSE SIDE I'M ON ♪ 355 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:06,291 ♪ I DON'T KNOW MY RIGHT FROM WRONG ♪ 356 00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:10,083 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING TO ♪ 357 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,417 ♪ I DON'T KNOW ♪ 358 00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:14,959 ♪ ABOUT YOU ♪ 359 00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:17,875 [Roars] 360 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:28,875 ♪ I'LL BE THE RAIN ♪ 361 00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:32,875 ♪ FALLING ON YOUR FIRE ESCAPE ♪ 362 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:37,083 SORRY. HERE. 363 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:41,667 ♪ I MAY NOT BE THE MAN YOU WANT ME TO ♪ 364 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:48,542 I HEARD YOU WERE DOING THIS. 365 00:20:48,542 --> 00:20:52,417 UH... YEAH. IT'S JUST SOMETHING TO PASS THE TIME. 366 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:56,875 IT'S SILLY, REALLY. 367 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,458 I DON'T THINK SO. 368 00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:04,291 AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, YOU HAVE MY VOTE. 369 00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:05,583 I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL-- 370 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:10,291 THANK YOU. 371 00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:13,625 ♪ I DON'T WANNA MAKE YOU MAD ♪ 372 00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:15,834 ♪ I DON'T WANNA MEET YOUR DAD ♪ 373 00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:18,875 ♪ I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR DREAM-COME-TRUE ♪ 374 00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,041 [Inaudible] 375 00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:24,041 ♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW JUST WHAT I'VE FOUND ♪ 376 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:25,625 ♪ I DON'T KNOW MY SKY FROM GROUND ♪ 377 00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:27,041 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING TO ♪ 378 00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:30,125 ♪ I DON'T KNOW ♪ 379 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:32,625 ♪ ABOUT YOU ♪♪ 380 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,959 HEY. 381 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:38,208 HI. HOW ARE YOU? YOU GOOD? YOU LOOK GOOD. 382 00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:42,375 ANYTHING NEW? HEY, DID I MENTION YOU LOOK GOOD? 383 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:46,333 WILLOW, IT'S OK THAT YOU'RE HELPING CORDELIA. 384 00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:49,250 WE'RE BEST FRIENDS. I'M NOT GONNA HOLD IT AGAINST YOU. 385 00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:53,542 NO, I'M NOT A FRIEND. I'M A RABID DOG WHO SHOULD BE SHOT. 386 00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:57,291 BUT THERE ARE FORCES AT WORK HERE-- DARK, INCOMPREHENSIBLE FORCES. 387 00:21:57,291 --> 00:22:01,667 AND I'M SURE THEY'RE MORE IMPORTANT... 388 00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:07,500 THAN ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER, 389 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,708 OR... THE NUMBER OF TIMES THAT I'VE SAVED YOUR LIFE. 390 00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:20,792 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 391 00:22:20,792 --> 00:22:23,125 FIFTEEN MINUTES ALONE ON YOUR COMPUTER WITH CORDELIA'S DATABASE. 392 00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:25,875 OK. 393 00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:28,208 GOOD. OOH! 394 00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:31,875 I SPOKE TO THE LIMO PEOPLE, AND WE'RE ALL SET. 395 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:35,959 THEY'LL PICK UP FAITH, THEN ME, THEN SWING BY AND GET YOU GUYS. 396 00:22:35,959 --> 00:22:40,083 NOW, WHAT'S YOUR DATABASE TELL YOU ABOUT MY WEAKNESSES? 397 00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:42,083 YOU KNOW, JONATHAN, 398 00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:44,250 I'VE ALWAYS FELT A SPECIAL BOND BETWEEN YOU AND ME. 399 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:47,500 CORDELIA GAVE ME SIX BUCKS. 400 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,417 THAT BUYS A WHOLE LOT OF CUPCAKES. 401 00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:52,083 ARE YOU KIDDING? 402 00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,417 I'VE BEEN DOING THE VULCAN DEATH GRIP SINCE I WAS FOUR. 403 00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:55,166 SO YOU REALLY ARE GIVING OUT MONEY, HUH? 404 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,333 IS THAT ANY MORE TACKY... 405 00:22:57,333 --> 00:23:01,708 THAN YOUR FAUX "I'M SHY BUT DEEP" CAMPAIGN POSTERS? 406 00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:06,250 YES. 407 00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:11,083 THIS WHOLE TRYING TO BE LIKE ME REALLY ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE. 408 00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:14,917 I WAS NEVER TRYING TO BE LIKE YOU, AND WHEN WAS IT FUNNY? 409 00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:17,333 I DON'T SEE WHY YOUR PATHETIC NEED TO RECAPTURE YOUR GLORY DAYS... 410 00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:20,209 GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO SPLINTER MY VOTE. 411 00:23:20,209 --> 00:23:21,792 HOW CAN YOU THINK IT'S OK TO TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE THIS? 412 00:23:21,792 --> 00:23:25,291 DO YOU HAVE PARENTS? 413 00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:27,500 YEAH. TWO OF THEM... UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE. 414 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,166 YOUR BRAIN ISN'T EVEN CONNECTED TO YOUR MOUTH, IS IT? 415 00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:32,667 WHY DON'T YOU DO US BOTH A FAVOR AND STAY OUT OF MY WAY? 416 00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:34,458 DON'T... EVER... DO THAT AGAIN. 417 00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:37,708 YOU'RE SICK, YOU KNOW THAT? 418 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:41,542 LET'S NOT SAY SOMETHING WE'LL REGRET LATER. 419 00:23:41,542 --> 00:23:44,583 YOU CRAZY FREAK! VAPID WHORE. 420 00:23:44,583 --> 00:23:46,750 LIKE THAT. 421 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:50,125 CORDELIA: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? 422 00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:51,458 THIS IS JUST THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED. 423 00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:54,166 EVER! 424 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:58,000 I KNOW. I KNOW. 425 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,166 IT'S JUST... 426 00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:04,667 WHEN I LOOK AT YOU NOW, 427 00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,792 IT'S LIKE I'M SEEING YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. 428 00:24:06,792 --> 00:24:08,708 I'M TALKING ABOUT BUFFY AND CORDELIA. 429 00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:10,375 ME TOO. 430 00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:11,792 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 431 00:24:11,792 --> 00:24:14,166 THIS IS ALL OUR FAULT. 432 00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:18,166 HOW DO YOU GET FROM CHICK FIGHT TO OUR FAULT? 433 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:19,667 BECAUSE WE FELT SO GUILTY ABOUT THE FLUKE, 434 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,083 WE OVERCOMPENSATED HELPING CORDELIA, 435 00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:22,417 AND WE SPUN THE WHOLE GROUP DYNAMIC OUT OF ORBIT, 436 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:25,166 AND WE'RE JUST A BIG METEOR SHOWER HEADING FOR EARTH-- 437 00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:27,166 OK, CALM DOWN. 438 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:30,041 LET'S JUST PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER AND THINK OF SOMETHING. 439 00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:31,625 OK, ONE OF US HERE IS PRETTY DARN SMART, 440 00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:34,917 AND I AM... 441 00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:36,708 JUST IN HELL. 442 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:39,125 I MEAN, I THOUGHT BEING A SENIOR AT LAST... 443 00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:42,083 AND HAVING A GIRLFRIEND AT LAST WOULD BE A GOOD THING. 444 00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:44,583 WHY WOULDN'T THAT BE A GOOD THING? 445 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,917 WHAT? 446 00:24:46,917 --> 00:24:50,166 SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE FALLING TO PIECES, 447 00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:52,000 YOUR MOUTH-- IT JUST DOES THE SWEETEST THING. 448 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,375 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 449 00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:56,333 WE JUST HAVE TO GET THE TWO OF THEM COMMUNICATING. 450 00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:59,500 I'M TALKING ABOUT US. 451 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,166 [Door Slams] 452 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:04,125 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 453 00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:08,250 WHERE'S FAITH? 454 00:25:08,250 --> 00:25:11,083 "DEAR CORDELIA AND BUFFY, 455 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:13,125 "WE WON'T BE RIDING TO THE DANCE WITH YOU. 456 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:15,625 "WE WANT YOU TO WORK OUT YOUR PROBLEMS... 457 00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:18,875 "BECAUSE OUR FRIENDSHIPS ARE MORE IMPORTANT... 458 00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:25,125 "THAN WHO WINS HOMECOMING QUEEN. 459 00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:28,208 "YOUR FRIENDS. 460 00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:30,417 P.S. THE LIMO WAS NOT CHEAP. WORK IT OUT." 461 00:25:30,417 --> 00:25:49,959 WELL-- 462 00:25:49,959 --> 00:25:51,291 THEY BOUGHT US CORSAGES? 463 00:25:51,291 --> 00:25:53,208 I TOOK THE ORCHID. 464 00:25:53,208 --> 00:25:54,917 OK. 465 00:25:59,542 --> 00:26:01,125 CORDELIA: I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. 466 00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:03,166 I'M NOT MAKING A BIG DEAL. 467 00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:05,542 YOU WANTED THE ORCHID, YOU GOT THE ORCHID. 468 00:26:05,542 --> 00:26:07,208 IT GOES WITH MY COMPLEXION BETTER. 469 00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:08,667 IT DOES HAVE THAT SALLOW TINT. 470 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,250 FINALLY WE'RE HERE. 471 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:13,750 [Driver's Door Closes] 472 00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:18,500 WHAT IS THIS? 473 00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:23,166 OK, GUYS, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPID LITTLE GAMES! 474 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:24,792 WHAT'S MASSIVELY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? 475 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:28,208 HELLO, LADIES. 476 00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:42,750 WELCOME TO SLAYERFEST '98. 477 00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:45,375 WHAT IS A SLAYERFEST, YOU ASK? 478 00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:48,000 WELL, AS IN MOST OF LIFE, 479 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,208 THERE'S THE HUNTERS AND THE HUNTED. 480 00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:54,041 CAN YOU GUESS WHERE YOU TWO FALL? 481 00:26:54,041 --> 00:26:56,417 FROM THE BEGINNING OF THIS TAPE, YOU HAVE EXACTLY 30 SECONDS-- 482 00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:01,000 NO, THAT'S 17 NOW-- 483 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,333 TO RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. 484 00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:13,291 FAITH... 485 00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:17,542 BUFFY... 486 00:27:17,542 --> 00:27:20,333 HAVE A NICE DEATH. 487 00:27:27,542 --> 00:27:29,250 HELLO! HOW STUPID ARE YOU PEOPLE? 488 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:31,250 SHE'S A SLAYER. I'M A HOMECOMING QUEEN. 489 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:34,083 [Gunshot] 490 00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:36,000 [Gasps] 491 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,375 ♪ SHE FLIES FROM A BLINDING LIGHT ♪ 492 00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:41,291 ♪ AND SPIRALS TO MY HEART ♪ 493 00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:45,375 ♪ I TRY TO FIND-- ♪♪ 494 00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:48,083 WHAT ARE YOU TWO SO MOPEY ABOUT? 495 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:51,333 WE'RE NOT MOPEY. WE'RE GROOVIN'. 496 00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:52,333 ON OZ'S BAND. 497 00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:53,959 HE'S A GREAT GUY, OZ. 498 00:27:53,959 --> 00:27:55,959 HE WROTE THIS SONG FOR ME. 499 00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:03,333 SLEAZEBAG! 500 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:06,166 WE HAVE TO FIND BUFFY. SOMETHING TERRIBLE'S HAPPENED. 501 00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:07,500 JUST KIDDING. THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A SCARE. 502 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,667 ARE THOSE FINGER SANDWICHES? 503 00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:19,209 I HAVE AN IDEA. 504 00:28:19,209 --> 00:28:22,250 WE TALK TO THESE PEOPLE, 505 00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:26,333 WE EXPLAIN THAT I'M NOT A SLAYER AND THEY LET ME GO. 506 00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:28,000 LOOK OUT! 507 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,291 GET DOWN! 508 00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:33,208 F 509 00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:35,125 THAT'S GOTTA SMART. 510 00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:37,041 NOW, I CAN LET YOU OUT OF THAT, OR I CAN PUT A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD. 511 00:28:37,041 --> 00:28:40,000 HOW MANY ARE THERE IN THIS LITTLE GAME, AND WHAT ARE THEY PACKING? 512 00:28:42,917 --> 00:28:45,041 THERE'S ME, 513 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:51,458 TWO GERMANS WITH AR-15s AND GRENADE LAUNCHER... 514 00:28:51,458 --> 00:28:53,875 YELLOW-SKINNED DEMON WITH LONG KNIVES... 515 00:28:54,917 --> 00:28:56,959 VAMPIRE COUPLE FROM TEXAS NAMED GORCH. 516 00:28:56,959 --> 00:29:07,625 THAT EVERYBODY? 517 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:09,167 EVERYBODY WHO'S OUT HERE. 518 00:29:09,167 --> 00:29:11,000 GERMANS ARE WIRED. 519 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,792 THEIR BOSS IS TRACKING THEM ON COMPUTER. 520 00:29:13,792 --> 00:29:14,875 NOW GET ME OUT OF THIS! 521 00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:17,708 COULD I ASK AN EENSY FAVOR? COULD YOU JUST TELL YOUR FRIENDS THAT I'M NOT-- 522 00:29:25,834 --> 00:29:27,625 SCOTT? THERE YOU ARE, HONEY. 523 00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:31,125 HEY, GOOD NEWS. 524 00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:35,250 THE DOCTOR SAYS THAT THE ITCHING AND THE SWELLING... 525 00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:37,417 AND THE BURNING SHOULD CLEAR UP, 526 00:29:37,417 --> 00:29:41,041 BUT WE GOT TO KEEP USING THE OINTMENT. 527 00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:43,208 HI. 528 00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:46,000 UH-- 529 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,375 I SUSPECT THE FINGER FOOD CONTAINS... 530 00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:48,542 ACTUAL FINGERS. 531 00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:50,209 I THINK I'LL RETREAT TO THE LIBRARY UNTIL THE CORONATION. 532 00:29:50,209 --> 00:29:51,417 I WANT TO BE HERE WHEN BUFFY-- 533 00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:53,583 WELL, HOWEVER THE THING TURNS OUT FOR HER. 534 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:58,083 AND THAT WAS A VERY FINE THING YOU TWO DID, 535 00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:07,333 PUTTING BUFFY AND CORDELIA TOGETHER. 536 00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:08,917 WE DID ONE FINE THING. 537 00:30:08,917 --> 00:30:10,583 YEAH. THEY'VE BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE. 538 00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:12,125 THEY MUST REALLY BE GETTING INTO IT. 539 00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:14,125 WE SHOULD BE SAFE IN HERE FOR A WHILE. 540 00:30:14,125 --> 00:30:15,542 YOU NEED TO FIND A WEAPON. 541 00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:18,583 SAFE? I'M NOT SAFE. I'M GONNA DIE. 542 00:30:24,166 --> 00:30:27,041 YEAH, YOU ARE IF YOU JUST STAND THERE. 543 00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:29,083 I'M NEVER GONNA BE CROWNED HOMECOMING QUEEN. 544 00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:32,583 I'M NEVER GONNA GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL. 545 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:35,125 I'M NEVER GONNA KNOW IF IT'S REAL BETWEEN ME AND XANDER, 546 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:38,000 OR IF IT'S JUST... SOME TEMPORARY INSANITY... 547 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,291 THAT MADE ME THINK... I LOVED HIM. 548 00:30:41,291 --> 00:30:44,208 AND NOW I'M NEVER GONNA GET THE CHANCE TO TELL HIM. 549 00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:51,125 YES, YOU ARE. 550 00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:53,625 WE ARE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE, 551 00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:56,250 AND WE ARE GONNA HEAD BACK TO THE LIBRARY, 552 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,041 WHERE GILES AND THE REST OF THE WEAPONS LIVE. 553 00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:06,542 THEN I'M GONNA TAKE OUT THE REST OF THESE GUYS... 554 00:31:06,542 --> 00:31:10,208 JUST IN TIME FOR YOU TO CONGRATULATE ME... 555 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:18,708 ON MY SWEEPING VICTORY AS HOMECOMING QUEEN. 556 00:31:18,708 --> 00:31:21,708 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. 557 00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:24,125 YOU THINK IF YOU GET ME MAD ENOUGH, I WON'T BE SO SCARED. 558 00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:27,125 AND, HEY... 559 00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:30,041 IT'S WORKING! 560 00:31:30,041 --> 00:31:34,208 WHERE'S A DAMN WEAPON? 561 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:38,458 YOU REALLY LOVE XANDER? 562 00:31:38,458 --> 00:31:40,291 WELL, HE KIND OF GROWS ON YOU, LIKE... 563 00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,166 A CHIA PET. 564 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,750 THAT'S IT? 565 00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:45,291 JUST THIS AND A TELEPHONE. 566 00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:47,250 A TELEPHONE. 567 00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:49,000 AND YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT'D BE HELPFUL? 568 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,708 NO, THIS IS BETTER FOR-- 569 00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:55,291 OH. 570 00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:58,625 YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE WHY DANIEL BOONE AND THAT IDIOT DEMON... 571 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,208 ARE CREATURES OF THE PAST... 572 00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:01,625 AND WHY I AM THE FUTURE. 573 00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:03,625 I'M PICKING UP A SIGNAL. 574 00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:09,542 THEY'VE GOT A PHONE! 575 00:32:09,542 --> 00:32:12,166 IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE, GILES, GET HELP AND GET OUT HERE-- 576 00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:13,458 HELLO? 577 00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:16,834 WHAT HAPPENED? 578 00:32:16,834 --> 00:32:19,208 IT WENT DEAD. 579 00:32:19,208 --> 00:32:21,125 WANT ME TO CUT THAT LEG OFF? 580 00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:23,375 NO, THANKS. 581 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:26,583 OLD MAN: CONTINUE PROCEEDING SOUTH 90 METERS... 582 00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:28,125 TO VECTOR THREE. 583 00:32:30,708 --> 00:32:34,333 BUFFY, ON ANSWERING MACHINE: GILES, IT'S ME... AND CORDELIA. 584 00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:36,375 WE'RE IN A CABIN IN MILLER'S WOODS, AND WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE. 585 00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:39,291 WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I GO SOMEWHERE WITH YOU, 586 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,041 IT ALWAYS ENDS IN VIOLENCE AND TERROR? 587 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,667 WELCOME TO MY LIFE. 588 00:32:43,667 --> 00:32:47,667 I DON'T WANT TO BE IN YOUR LIFE. I WANT TO BE IN MY LIFE. 589 00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:49,250 WELL, THERE'S THE DOOR. 590 00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:51,083 PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WALK OUT AT ANY TIME AND LIVE YOUR LIFE. 591 00:32:51,083 --> 00:32:52,583 ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE HOMECOMING QUEEN. 592 00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:00,250 AND THAT'S ALL I WANTED, TOO, CORDELIA. 593 00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:01,708 I SPENT A YEAR'S ALLOWANCE ON THIS DRESS. 594 00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:09,166 I DON'T EVEN GET WHY YOU CARE ABOUT HOMECOMING... 595 00:33:09,166 --> 00:33:11,083 WHEN YOU'RE DOING STUFF LIKE THIS. 596 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:23,333 BECAUSE THIS IS ALL I DO. 597 00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:26,625 THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE IS. 598 00:33:28,917 --> 00:33:31,333 YOU COULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 599 00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:33,583 I JUST THOUGHT... HOMECOMING QUEEN. 600 00:33:33,583 --> 00:33:35,583 I COULD PICK UP A YEARBOOK SOMEDAY AND SAY, 601 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:40,208 "I WAS THERE." 602 00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:42,125 I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL. 603 00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:45,792 I HAD FRIENDS. 604 00:33:45,792 --> 00:33:48,250 AND FOR ONE MOMENT, 605 00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:51,625 I GOT TO LIVE IN THE WORLD. 606 00:33:53,208 --> 00:33:55,834 AND THERE'D BE PROOF-- 607 00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:58,583 PROOF... THAT I WAS CHOSEN... 608 00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:00,458 FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN THIS. 609 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:05,083 BESIDES... 610 00:34:05,083 --> 00:34:07,542 I LOOK CUTE IN A TIARA. 611 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:15,333 DO YOU HEAR-- 612 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:21,375 AAH! 613 00:34:21,375 --> 00:34:25,208 [Demon Growling] 614 00:34:25,208 --> 00:34:26,583 COR, THE GUN! 615 00:34:26,583 --> 00:34:28,333 OOH! 616 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,083 CORDELIA, THE SPATULA. 617 00:34:30,083 --> 00:34:31,458 PREPARE TO LAUNCH. 618 00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:34,458 [Grunting] 619 00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:37,375 OLD MAN: TARGET'S IN RANGE. READY YOUR WEAPON. 620 00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:41,333 "Y" ACCESS 53 DEGREES WEST BY EIGHT DEGREES SOUTH. 621 00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:43,417 BUFFY! 622 00:34:47,417 --> 00:34:49,125 [Click] 623 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:51,417 LAUNCH! 624 00:34:52,417 --> 00:34:53,708 AAH! 625 00:34:53,708 --> 00:34:55,041 [Gasping And Panting] 626 00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:57,458 WE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE LIBRARY. 627 00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:07,708 EASY, DARLIN'. 628 00:35:07,708 --> 00:35:09,000 THESE THINGS GO THROUGH YOU... 629 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:20,250 FASTER THAN GRANDPA PETE'S CHILI. 630 00:35:22,792 --> 00:35:24,708 I WANT TO DO BUFFY-- 631 00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:26,417 MY WEDDIN' PRESENT FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POOR BROTHER. 632 00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:33,375 TECTOR. WHEN'S SHE COMIN'? 633 00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:37,166 HE'S HER WATCHER. 634 00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:38,458 SHE'LL SHOW... JUST AS SOON... 635 00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:41,458 AS SHE GETS RID OF SOME OF OUR COMPETITION. 636 00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:45,792 THEY'RE HEADING WEST, BACK INTO TOWN. 637 00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:56,250 THEY GOT AWAY? 638 00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:07,125 TEMPORARILY. 639 00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:11,250 WELL, GIVE IT UP FOR THE SLAYERS. THEY GOT CHARACTER. 640 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:25,500 [Knock On Door] 641 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:27,333 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 642 00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:28,542 EVENING, GENTLEMEN. HOW MAY I HELP YOU? 643 00:36:28,542 --> 00:36:30,500 EXCUSE ME, ANYBODY GOT A WARRANT HERE? 644 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,458 JUNGLE BOB AND SPIKE-HEAD ARE DOWN AND OUT. 645 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:35,667 WE'VE LOST THE GERMANS TWICE, BUT THEY SEEM TO KEEP FINDING US. 646 00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:38,458 IF WE TAKE THEM OUT AND THE GORCHES, WE CAN STILL MAKE HOMECOMING. 647 00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:39,875 THOSE ANIMALS! HUNTING US DOWN LIKE POOR DEFENSELESS-- 648 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,834 WELL, ANIMALS. 649 00:36:41,834 --> 00:36:44,875 WE JUST NEED TO FIND GILES-- OOH! 650 00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:54,667 BUFFY! 651 00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:56,208 UNH! 652 00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:57,959 CANDY! 653 00:36:57,959 --> 00:37:01,250 OH, CANDY. 654 00:37:03,167 --> 00:37:04,333 I'M GONNA KILL BOTH OF YOU SLAYERS FOR THIS! 655 00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:08,083 HEAR ME? I HEAR YOU, YOU REDNECK MORON. 656 00:37:13,209 --> 00:37:16,041 YOU GOT A DRESS THAT GOES WITH THAT HAT? 657 00:37:16,041 --> 00:37:19,333 I'M GONNA-- 658 00:37:20,792 --> 00:37:23,166 RIP OUT MY INNARDS, PLAY WITH MY EYEBALLS, 659 00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:25,542 BOIL MY BRAIN AND EAT IT FOR BRUNCH? 660 00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:28,208 LISTEN UP, NEEDLE-BRAIN. 661 00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:31,041 BUFFY AND I HAVE TAKEN OUT FOUR OF YOUR CRONIES, 662 00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,625 NOT TO MENTION YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 663 00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:36,834 WIFE! WHATEVER. 664 00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:47,083 THE POINT IS, I HAVEN'T EVEN BROKEN A SWEAT. 665 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,208 SEE, IN THE END, BUFFY'S JUST THE RUNNER-UP. 666 00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:55,625 I'M THE QUEEN. 667 00:37:58,834 --> 00:38:00,291 YOU GET ME MAD, WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO TO YOU? 668 00:38:00,291 --> 00:38:03,167 LATER. 669 00:38:03,167 --> 00:38:05,667 THAT SHOULD TEACH HIM TO MISTAKE YOU FOR A SLAYER. 670 00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:07,375 I MUST ADMIT I DO FEEL PARTLY RESPONSIBLE. 671 00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:08,583 I DID GIVE YOUR FRIENDS TACIT APPROVAL... 672 00:38:08,583 --> 00:38:10,750 TO MAKE THE SWITCH IN THE LIMOUSINE. 673 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:12,875 AW, IT'S OK. IT GAVE COR AND I A CHANCE... 674 00:38:12,875 --> 00:38:15,209 TO SPEND SOME QUALITY DEATH TIME. 675 00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:16,250 AND WE GOT THESE FREE CORSAGES. 676 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:18,083 THAT'S NICE... 677 00:38:18,083 --> 00:38:20,167 ALTHOUGH I DON'T RECALL THEM MENTIONING CORSAGES. 678 00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:22,500 JUNGLE BOB SAID THAT THE GERMANS... 679 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:25,083 WERE HOOKED INTO A COMPUTER SYSTEM. 680 00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:26,792 AND THEY'RE HOOKED INTO US. 681 00:38:26,792 --> 00:38:30,208 [Door Slams] 682 00:38:35,166 --> 00:38:37,209 OH, GOD, GET RID OF THESE THINGS! 683 00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:49,750 I NEED SOME WET TOILET PAPER. 684 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:52,041 YEAH. THAT'LL HELP. 685 00:38:52,041 --> 00:38:54,291 OLD MAN: TRANSMITTING COORDINATES NOW. 686 00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:56,417 THEY'RE 50 FEET AWAY. 687 00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:58,917 OLD MAN: AXIS SIX DEGREES BY 43. 688 00:38:58,917 --> 00:39:00,708 I HAVE THEM BOTH IN RANGE. 689 00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:03,458 I HAVE THE TARGETS TOGETHER AT 20 FEET NORTH AND STATIONARY. 690 00:39:03,458 --> 00:39:05,375 FINAL POSITION IS LOCKED. 691 00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:08,250 FIRE WHEN READY. 692 00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:11,083 BOTH TARGETS SEVEN DEGREES BY 35. 693 00:39:11,083 --> 00:39:14,041 ADJUST RIGHT TEN DEGREES. 694 00:39:17,041 --> 00:39:19,250 FIRE! FIRE! 695 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:20,333 I WON. 696 00:39:24,542 --> 00:39:27,167 [Chuckles] 697 00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:29,041 [Snaps Fingers] 698 00:39:29,041 --> 00:39:30,417 HELLO! NICE TO MEET YOU. 699 00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:37,000 HI. IT'S A PLEASURE. WHERE AM I? 700 00:39:39,417 --> 00:39:40,750 IN MY OFFICE. I'M RICHARD WILKINS. 701 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:53,417 I'M THE MAYOR OF SUNNYDALE, 702 00:39:53,417 --> 00:39:56,166 AND YOU'RE... MR. TRICK. 703 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,166 PLEASE, SIT DOWN. 704 00:40:03,792 --> 00:40:07,458 THAT'S AN EXCITING SUIT. 705 00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:09,250 WELL, CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN. 706 00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:11,041 WELL, AS I UNDERSTAND IT, 707 00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:18,834 YOU'RE NOT A MAN... EXACTLY. 708 00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:24,792 MR. TRICK, I'VE BEEN THE MAYOR FOR QUITE SOME TIME. 709 00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:26,542 I LIKE THINGS TO RUN SMOOTHLY. 710 00:40:26,542 --> 00:40:42,458 THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT YEAR FOR ME. 711 00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:43,834 ELECTION YEAR. 712 00:40:43,834 --> 00:40:45,375 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 713 00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:46,542 IF THIS IS THE POINT WHERE YOU TELL ME... 714 00:40:46,542 --> 00:40:58,083 THAT I DON'T FIT IN HERE IN YOUR QUIET LITTLE NEIGHBORHOOD, 715 00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:00,125 YOU CAN JUST SKIP IT 'CAUSE, SEE, 716 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,750 THAT ALL GOT OLD LONG BEFORE I BECAME A VAMPIRE. 717 00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:05,458 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 718 00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:07,417 DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN? 719 00:41:07,417 --> 00:41:09,000 CHILDREN ARE THE HEART OF A COMMUNITY. 720 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,542 THEY NEED TO BE LOOKED AFTER-- CONTROLLED. 721 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,625 THE MORE REBELLIOUS ELEMENT NEEDS TO BE DEALT WITH. 722 00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:18,625 THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE. 723 00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:21,125 WE NEED THEM. 724 00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:23,500 I NEED THEM. 725 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:27,333 IF THIS REBELLIOUS ELEMENT MEANS WHO I THINK IT DOES, 726 00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:29,458 THEN THAT PROBLEM MAY BE TAKEN CARE OF THIS VERY NIGHT. 727 00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:32,291 SO I'VE HEARD. 728 00:41:32,291 --> 00:41:33,458 THAT'S A VERY ENTERPRISING IDEA YOU HAVE-- SLAYERFEST. 729 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:35,291 I LOVE THAT NAME, BY THE WAY. 730 00:41:35,291 --> 00:41:37,500 YOU SEE, THAT'S THE KIND OF INITIATIVE I NEED ON MY TEAM. 731 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,500 WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF THE TEAM? 732 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,500 OH, NO, THAT WON'T BE AN ISSUE. 733 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,959 2 734 00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:45,875 SEE, YOU AND I ARE GONNA GET ALONG VERY WELL. 735 00:41:45,875 --> 00:41:47,417 MOIST TOWELETTE? 736 00:41:48,625 --> 00:41:51,625 HEY, GUYS, THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. 737 00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:54,625 THEY'RE GONNA ANNOUNCE THE QUEEN. 738 00:41:54,625 --> 00:41:58,667 WHERE ARE THEY? WHAT'S KEEPING THEM? 739 00:41:58,667 --> 00:42:00,625 I'M GONNA GO WITH MUD WRESTLING. 740 00:42:00,625 --> 00:42:02,500 OH, GOD! WHAT DID YOU TWO DO TO EACH OTHER? 741 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:04,500 LONG STORY. GOT HUNTED. 742 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:08,291 APPARENTLY NOT THAT LONG. 743 00:42:08,291 --> 00:42:12,000 TELL YOU ONE THING, THOUGH... 744 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,333 YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH CORDELIA. 745 00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:16,500 [Laughs] NO. 746 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,291 IN THIS ENVELOPE, 747 00:42:19,291 --> 00:42:23,667 I HOLD THE NAME OF THIS YEAR'S HOMECOMING QUEEN. 748 00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:25,875 AFTER ALL THAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TONIGHT, 749 00:42:25,875 --> 00:42:28,708 THIS WHOLE WHO-GETS-TO-BE-QUEEN CAPADE SEEMS PRETTY-- 750 00:42:30,625 --> 00:42:34,250 DAMN IMPORTANT. OH, YEAH. 751 00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:35,708 AND THE WINNER IS-- 752 00:42:39,041 --> 00:42:42,166 HEY, I BELIEVE WE HAVE A FIRST FOR SUNNYDALE HIGH. 753 00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:46,041 WE HAVE A TIE. 754 00:42:46,041 --> 00:42:47,959 THE WINNERS ARE HOLLY CHARLESTON AND MICHELLE BLAKE. 755 00:42:47,959 --> 00:42:49,917 [Applause] 756 00:42:53,333 --> 00:42:56,542 I'M JUST SO HONORED! 757 00:42:56,542 --> 00:42:59,166 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 758 00:42:59,166 --> 00:43:00,708 I MEAN, THAT YOU WOULD PICK ME... OR US... 759 00:43:02,333 --> 00:43:04,291 OUT OF EVERY GIRL IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL! 760 00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:06,166 IT'S JUST-- IT'S SO WONDERFUL! 761 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:09,083 I PROMISED MYSELF I WASN'T GONNA CRY. [ Crying ] 762 00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:10,708 GRR.. ARGH.