1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,542 Willow: THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. 2 00:00:03,542 --> 00:00:06,875 THIS IS...MY WORLD IS SPINNING. 3 00:00:06,875 --> 00:00:08,166 Xander: IT'S NOT THAT BAD, WILLOW, REALLY. 4 00:00:08,166 --> 00:00:11,125 740, VERBAL? 5 00:00:11,125 --> 00:00:13,959 I'M PATHETIC! ILLITERATE! 6 00:00:13,959 --> 00:00:16,542 I'M CLETUS, THE SLACK-JAWED YOKEL. 7 00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:19,041 THAT'S RIGHT. AND THE FACT THAT YOUR 740, VERBAL 8 00:00:19,041 --> 00:00:21,834 CLOSELY RESEMBLES MY COMBINED SCORES IN NO WAY COMPROMISES 9 00:00:21,834 --> 00:00:24,083 YOUR POSITION AS THE VILLAGE IDIOT. 10 00:00:24,083 --> 00:00:25,708 I JUST... 11 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:28,000 WHERE DID I GO WRONG? 12 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,500 YOU DID AMAZING, WILLOW. 13 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:32,417 AS USUAL. 14 00:00:32,417 --> 00:00:33,834 Cordelia: YOU GUYS GET YOUR SCORES? 15 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,750 CORDELIA! WILLOW IS VERY SAD 16 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:37,542 BY HER ACADEMIC FAILURE. 17 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:40,083 HOW DID YOU DO? 18 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:43,125 THIS IS NOT GOOD. WHAT'S NOT GOOD? 19 00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:46,458 I'M JUST WORRIED THAT IT MAY HURT MY STANDING AS CAMPUS STUD 20 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:48,250 WHEN PEOPLE FIND OUT I'M DATING A BRAIN. 21 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:50,083 PLEASE. I HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE 22 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:52,166 IN COVERING THESE THINGS UP. 23 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:54,208 I CAN SEE WHY YOU'D BE UPSET. 24 00:00:54,208 --> 00:00:55,750 THAT WAS MY SARCASTIC VOICE. 25 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:57,708 IT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE YOUR REGULAR VOICE. 26 00:00:57,708 --> 00:00:59,208 I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT. 27 00:00:59,208 --> 00:01:01,000 WE SHOULD CELEBRATE, DO SOMETHING. 28 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,583 LIKE, THE 4 OF US? 29 00:01:02,583 --> 00:01:04,041 A DOUBLE DATE! 30 00:01:04,041 --> 00:01:06,333 IT COULD HAVE POTENTIAL. 31 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:10,166 Willow: BUFFY! HEY, DID YOU GET YOUR S.A.T. SCORES? 32 00:01:10,166 --> 00:01:12,208 BY THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE, 33 00:01:12,208 --> 00:01:14,166 I'M GUESSING YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BE MANNING 34 00:01:14,166 --> 00:01:16,208 THE DRIVE-THRU WINDOW SIDE BY SIDE. 35 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:17,667 THEY'RE JUST TEST SCORES, RIGHT? 36 00:01:17,667 --> 00:01:19,708 WHAT DO THEY REALLY MEAN, ANYWAY? 37 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:25,458 1430! BUFFY, YOU KICKED ASS! 38 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:30,917 OK, SO ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENT GETS ME A LITTLE EXCITED. 39 00:01:30,917 --> 00:01:32,125 Xander: BUFF, THAT'S AMAZING. 40 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,708 LET ME SEE THAT. 41 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:35,125 YEAH. WITH SCORES LIKE THAT, 42 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:36,708 YOU CAN APPLY PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE YOU WANT. 43 00:01:36,708 --> 00:01:39,208 BUFFY, THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR WHOLE FUTURE. 44 00:01:39,208 --> 00:01:40,875 THE THOUGHT HAD OCCURRED TO ME. 45 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:42,208 THEN WHY THE SOUR PUSS? 46 00:01:42,208 --> 00:01:44,750 I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS...MY FUTURE. 47 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,708 I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 48 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:48,417 I WASN'T EVEN SURE I WAS GOING TO HAVE ONE. 49 00:01:48,417 --> 00:01:49,708 I THINK THIS IS GREAT. 50 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:51,834 NOW YOU CAN LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK! 51 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:55,750 WELL, I MEAN THAT IN A POSITIVE WAY. 52 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:57,333 GET OUT OF SUNNYDALE. THAT'S A GOOD THING. 53 00:01:57,333 --> 00:02:00,291 WHAT KIND OF MORON WOULD EVER WANT TO COME BACK HERE? 54 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:05,250 [TIRES SQUEAL] 55 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:19,125 HOME...SWEET...HOME. 56 00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:25,458 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 57 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:28,542 ♪ AND MORE ♪ 58 00:02:28,542 --> 00:03:14,917 ♪ MUCH MORE THAN THIS ♪ 59 00:03:14,917 --> 00:03:17,000 ♪ I DID IT MY WAY ♪ 60 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,917 DRUSCILLA! I'M HOME! HA HA HA! 61 00:03:19,917 --> 00:03:24,250 [CRYING] 62 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:30,500 WHY DID YOU DO IT, BABY? WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME? 63 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:39,458 WE WERE HAPPY HERE. 64 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:50,542 [GROWLS] 65 00:03:50,542 --> 00:03:54,125 YOU...STUPID... WORTHLESS...BITCH! 66 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:58,458 LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME. 67 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:05,333 Xander: COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN. 68 00:04:07,209 --> 00:04:11,458 I DON'T KNOW. 69 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:16,209 I JUST THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DO SOMETHING... 70 00:04:18,417 --> 00:04:20,500 YOU KNOW, CLASSY? 71 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:21,792 WHAT'S CLASSIER THAN BOWLING? 72 00:04:21,792 --> 00:04:24,500 APART FROM EVERYTHING EVER? LET'S SEE... 73 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:26,209 OZ AND WILLOW ARE DOWN. YOU'RE THE SWING VOTE. 74 00:04:26,209 --> 00:04:28,041 I GUARANTEE FUN. 75 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:31,291 HA HA! 76 00:04:31,291 --> 00:04:33,625 HEY, THOSE ARE FROM THE PIER. 77 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:35,625 YEAH. I JUST GOT THEM DEVELOPED. 78 00:04:35,625 --> 00:04:36,708 THERE'S PICTURES. OF ME. IN YOUR LOCKER. 79 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,083 I NEVER KNEW I WAS LOCKER-DOOR MATERIAL. 80 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:43,041 WELL...JUST BARELY. 81 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:47,083 BESIDES, I LOOK REALLY CUTE IN THOSE PICTURES. 82 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:49,166 Oz: HEY. SO WHAT'S THE VERDICT? DO WE BOWL? 83 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,667 WE BOWL. 84 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:55,542 GREAT! DOUBLE BOWLING DATE. 85 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:58,875 I'M ON OZ'S TEAM. 86 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:00,458 YEAH? WELL, PREPARE TO BE CRUSHED. 87 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:02,625 MAYBE WE SHOULD PRACTICE. 88 00:05:02,625 --> 00:05:04,125 YEAH. 89 00:05:04,125 --> 00:05:06,500 THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE. I'M REALLY GOOD. 90 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:07,583 OR I USED TO BE, WHEN THEY HAD 91 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:09,083 THE INFLATABLE THINGS IN THE GUTTERS. 92 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:11,583 WHAT'S THIS? 93 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:13,458 IT'S A GIFT. 94 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:15,583 WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 95 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:19,542 PRETTY MUCH YOU ARE. 96 00:05:19,542 --> 00:05:20,708 IT'S A LITTLE PEZ WITCH! 97 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:22,583 IT'S KIND OF A THEME PRESENT. DO YOU LIKE IT? 98 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:24,375 I LIKE... I--I MORE THAN LIKE. 99 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:29,667 OZ, THIS IS PROBABLY THE SWEETEST-- 100 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:32,333 WE HAVE TO FIND A LITTLE PEZ WEREWOLF 101 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,959 SO LITTLE PEZ WITCH CAN HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 102 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:38,625 I DON'T THINK THEY MAKE A WEREWOLF PEZ. 103 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:40,583 YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A WACKY CARTOON DOG. 104 00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:42,625 THIS IS... JUST SO THOUGHTFUL. 105 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:44,875 WELL, I THINK ABOUT YOU. 106 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:47,250 OH...I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO GIVE YOU. 107 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:51,708 YEAH, YOU DO. 108 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:54,917 BUFFY, THIS IS REMARKABLE. 109 00:05:54,917 --> 00:05:58,625 SO IS THIS. WHERE IS THIS RETREAT THINGY, THE YUKON? 110 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:01,458 IT'S QUITE NEARBY, ACTUALLY. 111 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:11,500 IT'S THE CLEARING AT THE TOP OF BREAKER'S WOODS. 112 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:15,750 IT'S THE SITE OF SOME FASCINATING DRUIDIC RITUALS. 113 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,458 OK, BUT YOU'RE JUST GOING FOR A FEW DAYS, RIGHT? 114 00:06:18,458 --> 00:06:20,083 I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SETTLE THERE AND GROW CROPS OR ANYTHING. 115 00:06:20,083 --> 00:06:25,667 WHAT? OH, MY GEAR. 116 00:06:25,667 --> 00:06:28,750 NO, THIS IS-- THIS IS BASIC NECESSITIES. 117 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:32,208 GILES, YOU PACK LIKE ME. 118 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:34,917 HERE. I SUSPECT YOUR MOTHER WILL WANT 119 00:06:34,917 --> 00:06:38,291 TO PUT IT ON THE REFRIGERATOR. 120 00:06:38,291 --> 00:06:41,417 YEAH. SHE SAW THESE SCORES, AND HER HEAD SPUN AROUND AND EXPLODED. 121 00:06:41,417 --> 00:06:44,041 I'VE BEEN ON THE HELLMOUTH TOO LONG. 122 00:06:44,041 --> 00:06:46,959 THAT WAS METAPHORICAL, YES? 123 00:06:46,959 --> 00:06:50,125 YES. SHE WAS HAPPY. 124 00:06:52,208 --> 00:06:53,917 SHE STARTED WITH ALL THIS CRAZY TALK ABOUT ME GOING TO COLLEGE, 125 00:06:53,917 --> 00:06:55,917 MAYBE SOMEPLACE ELSE. 126 00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:59,375 I KNOW. I SAID THAT YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE A GOAT. 127 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:02,792 RESPONSIBILITIES AND ALL. I KNOW THE DRILL. 128 00:07:02,792 --> 00:07:06,000 SHE MAY BE RIGHT. 129 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,458 YEAH, I KNOW, I FIGURED YOU'D-- 130 00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:10,708 OK. BE KIND, REWIND. 131 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:12,041 WITH SCORES LIKE THESE, BUFFY, 132 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:14,166 YOU COULD HAVE A FIRST-RATE EDUCATION. 133 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:17,834 I'M NOT SUGGESTING THAT YOU IGNORE YOUR CALLING, BUT... 134 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:21,667 YOU NEED TO LOOK TO YOUR FUTURE. 135 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:24,792 AND WITH FAITH HERE, 136 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:30,625 IT MAY BE THAT YOU CAN MOVE ON, FOR A TIME, AT LEAST. 137 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:32,625 WOW. 138 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:34,542 WELL, LET'S DISCUSS IT WHEN I GET BACK. 139 00:07:34,542 --> 00:07:40,041 IN THE MEANTIME, 140 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:42,417 I'D LIKE YOU TO CONTINUE TRAINING WHILE I'M GONE, 141 00:07:42,417 --> 00:07:45,375 AND PLEASE DON'T DO ANYTHING RASH. 142 00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:47,166 ANYTHING RASH MEANING... 143 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:49,458 ARE YOU PLANNING ON SEEING ANGEL? 144 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:51,834 YES, ACTUALLY, I AM. 145 00:07:51,834 --> 00:07:53,667 LOOK, BUT THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANY RASH. ANYWHERE. 146 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:56,959 OK. WE'RE FRIENDS. THAT'S ALL EITHER OF US WANTS. 147 00:07:56,959 --> 00:08:01,291 NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 148 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:05,834 Willow: SOMETHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 149 00:08:05,834 --> 00:08:11,000 Xander: LIKE WHAT? 150 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,625 IT'S A MISTAKE. IT'S A TERRIBLE, FATAL MISTAKE. 151 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:15,209 I SEE THAT NOW. 152 00:08:15,209 --> 00:08:16,667 IT'S JUST BOWLING. 153 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:19,583 IT'S BAD BOWLING. IT'S A DOUBLE DATE, WITH ALL OF US. 154 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:20,834 THEY'RE GOING TO KNOW. 155 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,792 HOW ARE THEY GOING TO KNOW? 156 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:25,625 IT'S A VERY INTIMATE SITUATION. 157 00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:26,917 IT'S ALL SEXY WITH THE SMOKE AND THE SWEATING 158 00:08:26,917 --> 00:08:29,125 AND THE SHOE RENTAL... 159 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:32,041 YOU'RE TURNED ON BY RENTED SHOES? 160 00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:34,583 THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE. 161 00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:36,041 OK, WELL, LET ME ASK YOU THIS. 162 00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:37,708 WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO KNOW? 163 00:08:37,708 --> 00:08:39,041 THAT WE'RE FRIENDS-- OLD, OLD FRIENDS. 164 00:08:39,041 --> 00:08:40,875 MAYBE WE'VE HAD ONE OR TWO INDISCRETIONS, BUT THAT'S ALL PAST. 165 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:42,750 LOOK. WE'RE JUST VERY GOOD FRIENDS WHO LIKE TO HANG OUT, 166 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:44,834 AND CAN I KISS YOUR EARLOBE? 167 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:47,417 NO! WELL, OK. 168 00:08:47,417 --> 00:08:50,917 NO! 169 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:52,500 PEZ! 170 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,417 MAYBE BOWLING MIGHT BE TOO MUCH TO HANDLE. 171 00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:55,542 MAN! 172 00:08:55,542 --> 00:08:57,542 . 173 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:01,250 I WISH I WASN'T SO ATTRACTED TO YOU. 174 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,750 I WISH WE COULD MAKE IT ALL STOP. 175 00:09:05,209 --> 00:09:09,041 ANY SUGGESTIONS? 176 00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:10,875 Joyce: CARNEGIE-MELLON HAS A WONDERFUL DESIGN CURRICULUM. 177 00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:13,792 OH, AND BROWN UNIVERSITY'S HISTORY PROGRAM IS-- YOU LIKE HISTORY, RIGHT? 178 00:09:13,792 --> 00:09:16,625 COULD WE TALK ABOUT THIS ANOTHER TIME? 179 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:21,875 ALL DAY IT'S BEEN LIKE, "CONGRATULATIONS!" "GO AWAY." 180 00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:23,583 THAT'S NOT IT. IT'S JUST YOU BELONG AT A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED COLLEGE 181 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:27,083 WITH KEG PARTIES AND BOYS, NOT HERE WITH HELLMOUTHS AND VAMPIRES. 182 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:31,291 [BEEPING] NOT REALLY SEEING THE DISTINCTION. 183 00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:36,000 YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WISH YOU COULD LEAD A MORE NORMAL LIFE. 184 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,333 WELL, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. 185 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:41,041 YEAH, IT'S JUST NOT THAT SIMPLE. 186 00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:44,083 I HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES. 187 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,083 I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT I SPOKE WITH MR. GILES, AND HE SAID-- 188 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:47,875 THAT FAITH COULD BE MISS SUNNYDALE IN THE SLAYER PAGEANT. I KNOW. 189 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:50,708 IT'S TIME TO THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE, BUFFY-- ABOUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE. 190 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:54,667 I MEAN, HONESTLY, IS THERE ANYTHING KEEPING YOU HERE? 191 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:59,166 HMMPH! 192 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,208 YEAH, YOU... 193 00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:25,625 YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF YOU? 194 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,208 WE WERE HAPPY. 195 00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:30,875 YOU BRAINWASHED HER. I COULD JUST... 196 00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:33,000 YEAH, I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S A COOL GUY. 197 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:40,333 YOU'RE GOING DOWN. 198 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:43,625 WHOA! AAH! 199 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:53,291 AAH! 200 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:55,708 OHH! 201 00:10:55,708 --> 00:11:12,333 THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH. 202 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:17,333 DID YOU COME IN THROUGH THE BACK? 203 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:20,667 YEAH. I NEED A CURSE. 204 00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:33,333 A WHAT? 205 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:35,291 A CURSE! SOMETHING NASTY. 206 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,458 BOILS. I WANT TO GIVE HIM BOILS ALL OVER HIS FACE. 207 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,458 YOU KNOW, DRIPPING PUSTULES. LET'S REALLY GO FOR THE GUSTO HERE. 208 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,333 I'M HEARING A LOT OF NEGATIVE ENERGY, AND I BET-- 209 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,125 LEPROSY! A SPELL THAT MAKES HIS PARTS FALL OFF. THAT SOUNDS PROPER. 210 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:56,375 WE DON'T CARRY... LEPROSY. 211 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:59,625 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME A MOMENT? 212 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:03,000 Clerk: BLESSED BE. ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR I CAN HELP YOU FIND? 213 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,417 YEAH. IT'S ALL HERE ON THE LIST. 214 00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:09,375 SKINCRUTE, ESSENCE OF ROSETHORN, CANARY FEATHERS. 215 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:13,000 AHA! A LOVE SPELL. WANT THAT OLD LOVER TO COME BACK TO YOU? 216 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,542 ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 217 00:12:15,542 --> 00:12:19,708 NO. I MEAN, YES. I KNOW HOW TO DO A LOVE SPELL, 218 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:22,041 BUT THIS IS MORE OF AN ANTI-LOVE SPELL. 219 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:24,417 YEAH. KIND OF A DE-LUSTING. 220 00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:29,500 THE SUPPLIES ARE BASICALLY THE SAME, RIGHT? 221 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,917 BASICALLY. 222 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:36,375 ALTHOUGH RAVEN FEATHERS TEND TO BREED 223 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:39,834 A LITTLE MORE DISCONTENT THAN CANARY. 224 00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:42,667 LET ME JUST GET SOME THINGS... 225 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:45,166 Clerk: OK. 226 00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:46,667 MM-HMM. 227 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,917 THAT WILL BE $15.80 FOR THE LOT. 228 00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:50,917 THANKS! 229 00:12:50,917 --> 00:12:53,500 SO, DID YOU FIND A SPELL BOOK? 230 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,542 FORGET THE BOOK. 231 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,208 I JUST GOT A BETTER IDEA. 232 00:12:57,208 --> 00:13:01,291 [TAP] 233 00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:04,542 OH, LOOK AT THAT! 234 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:12,041 EVERY TIME, CUTS TO THE LEFT. 235 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,708 SEE, AND IT'S NOT THE CARPET. IT'S ME. 236 00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:24,708 I SWEAR, I WOULD SELL MY SOUL FOR A DECENT SHORT GAME. 237 00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:34,125 OF COURSE, IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT. HA! 238 00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:37,208 I DON'T SUPPOSE I COULD OFFER YOUR SOUL, HUH? 239 00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:40,375 REALLY HELP ME ON THE GREEN. 240 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:43,291 I'M JUST FUNNING. 241 00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:47,166 SO, WE HAVE A SPIKE PROBLEM, DO WE? 242 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:50,667 HE'S BEEN SPOTTED BACK IN TOWN. 243 00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,667 AND THERE WAS AN INCIDENT AT A MAGIC SHOP IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. 244 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,333 POLICE HAD A HELL OF A TIME COVERING IT UP. 245 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,041 HA HA HA! YES, HE WAS UP TO ALL SORTS OF SHENANIGANS LAST YEAR. 246 00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:01,417 WE HAD A WORLD OF FUN TRYING TO GUESS WHAT HE'D DO NEXT. 247 00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:03,083 I REMEMBER. 248 00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:06,834 [WHISTLES] 249 00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:09,458 BUT I GUESS WE'RE PAST THAT NOW. 250 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:12,625 THIS YEAR IS TOO IMPORTANT 251 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:16,083 TO LET A LOOSE CANNON ROCK THE BOAT. 252 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:18,250 SHOULD I HAVE MR. TRICK SEND A... 253 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,875 COMMITTEE TO DEAL WITH THIS? 254 00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,458 LOOSE CANNON. ROCK THE BOAT. IS THAT A MIXED METAPHOR? 255 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:24,208 UH... 256 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,125 BOATS DID HAVE CANNONS, 257 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:29,083 AND A LOOSE ONE WOULD CAUSE IT TO ROCK. 258 00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,917 OH, HONESTLY. I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY MIND GOES THESE DAYS. 259 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:33,875 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE CARE OF THAT SPIKE PROBLEM? 260 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,000 A COMMITTEE, LIKE YOU SAID. 261 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,792 AS GOOD AS DONE. 262 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:40,000 THAT'S SWELL. FORE! 263 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,375 HEY! 264 00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:46,166 COLLEGE, HUH? 265 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,834 HIGHER EDUCATION. KIND OF AN INTENSE PROPOSITION. 266 00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:49,333 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? 267 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:52,166 I HAVE NO IDEA. MY MOM WAS THE ONE THAT GOT ALL THESE. 268 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,291 SHE'S SO EXCITED, SHE CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. 269 00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,792 I HAD A REALLY HARD TIME COMING UP WITH AN ALIBI SO I COULD COME OVER HERE. 270 00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:04,750 SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT ME. 271 00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,125 BIG NO. 272 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:10,708 SHE'S HAVING ENOUGH TROUBLE DEALING WITH THE SLAYER ISSUE. 273 00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:14,208 I DON'T THINK SHE'S READY TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION THAT... 274 00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:17,834 YOU AND I ARE FRIENDS AGAIN. 275 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:20,792 ANYWAY, I THINK THIS COLLEGE JONES 276 00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:23,291 IS JUST A REACTION TO THE WHOLE SLAYER THING. 277 00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:26,792 SHE WANTS YOU TO GET OUT. 278 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:29,708 SOMEPLACE A LITTLE LESS HELLMOUTHY. 279 00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:32,792 SHE HAS A POINT, BUT THERE ARE REASONS TO STAY, TOO. 280 00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:34,708 WHAT ARE THEY? 281 00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:36,875 UM...YOU KNOW, THERE'S MY SLAYER DUTIES, OBVIOUSLY. 282 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,542 WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO? 283 00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:41,333 AS A FRIEND, I... 284 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:45,792 I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD LEAVE. 285 00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:48,000 THIS IS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU. 286 00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:56,333 YEAH. IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANY GREAT THING KEEPING ME HERE. 287 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,375 THANKS FOR THE ADVICE. IT'S ANOTHER PERSPECTIVE TO CONSIDER. 288 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:02,583 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? YOU JUST GOT HERE. IT'S EARLY. 289 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,750 YEAH, WELL, MY MOM STARTS WORRYING A LOT EARLIER THESE DAYS. 290 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,834 I'LL STOP BY SOON. 291 00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:16,125 WHOA! IT SMELLS LIKE CHURCH IN HERE. 292 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:24,917 NO, WAIT... EVIL CHURCH. 293 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:28,583 IT'S JUST CHEMISTRY STUFF. AN EXPERIMENT. 294 00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:32,458 SO YOU SAID WHEN YOU CALLED. 295 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,291 WHY DO I HAVE TO BE HERE? 296 00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,792 IT WILL HELP YOU ON THE EXAM. YOU'RE WAY BEHIND. 297 00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:47,333 BUT THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE ME, RIGHT? 298 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,917 ACADEMICALLY DANGEROUS? 299 00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:51,458 HERE. HOLD THIS. 300 00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:52,917 A FEATHER. AND WHO WILL I BE TICKLING? 301 00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:56,000 SHUSH. 302 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,542 OK. BRING MIXTURE TO A BOIL... 303 00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:00,000 I ASSUME THIS WON'T MAKE US LATE 304 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,041 FOR OUR EVENING OF BOWLING MAGIC? 305 00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:05,209 THERE'S NO MAGIC! I MEAN, BOWLING, YEAH. 306 00:17:05,209 --> 00:17:07,209 CORDELIA AND OZ ARE GOING TO MEET US HERE LATER. 307 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:12,542 CAN WE TURN THESE LIGHTS ON? 308 00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:14,667 IS THAT A SPELL BOOK? 309 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,792 NO, NO, NO! CHEMISTRY BOOK. 310 00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:21,041 WAIT A MINUTE. 311 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,291 THIS IS LOVE SPELL STUFF. YOU DOING A LOVE SPELL? 312 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:25,500 NO. OF COURSE NOT. THIS IS A PURELY SCIENTIFIC... 313 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,792 DE-LUSTING SPELL... FOR US. 314 00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:32,917 I THOUGHT IT WOULD GO BETTER IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW. 315 00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,834 ARE YOU NUTS, OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN 316 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:37,708 THAT I TEND TO HAVE BAD LUCK WITH THESE SORTS OF SPELLS? 317 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,708 BUT YOU SAID YOU WISHED THAT THESE FEELINGS COULD JUST GO AWAY. 318 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:44,125 I WISH FOR A LOT OF THINGS! 319 00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:46,542 I TOLD YOU I WISHED I WAS A FIREMAN WHEN WE WERE IN SIXTH GRADE, 320 00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,291 BUT YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH ON THAT! 321 00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:50,959 I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, XANDER! 322 00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:53,625 I MEAN, THIS WHOLE "US" THING IS... BLEAGH! 323 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,542 DO YOU REALLY NEED TO RESORT TO THE BLACK ARTS 324 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,417 TO KEEP OUR HORMONES IN CHECK? 325 00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:59,041 AT THIS POINT, I'M THINKING NO. 326 00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,667 I'M GOING TO GET THE LIGHTS, 327 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:03,542 CLEAN THIS PLACE UP BEFORE THEY GET HERE 328 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,750 AND START ASKING QUESTIONS. 329 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,208 XANDER! 330 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:10,000 I NEED TO BORROW THE LITTLE GIRL. 331 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,125 YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU? 332 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,125 UHH! 333 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:17,209 THREATENING ME? THAT'S NOT NICE. 334 00:18:17,209 --> 00:18:18,000 WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE VERY BEST FRIENDS. 335 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,875 XANDER! 336 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,000 Spike: A SPELL. FOR ME. 337 00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,583 YOU'RE GOING TO DO A SPELL FOR ME. 338 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:32,834 UH, WHAT KIND OF SPELL? 339 00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,750 A LOVE SPELL! ARE YOU BRAIN-DEAD? 340 00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:38,417 I'M GOING TO GET WHAT'S MINE. WHAT'S MINE! 341 00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:45,417 TEACH HER TO WALK OUT ON ME. 342 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,166 WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? 343 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,166 NOTHING. 344 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:52,792 YOU CAN DO IT, RIGHT? YOU CAN MAKE DRU LOVE ME AGAIN? 345 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:59,250 MAKE HER CRAWL! 346 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,250 I-I CAN TRY. 347 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,209 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, TRYING? YOU'LL DO IT! 348 00:19:09,209 --> 00:19:10,542 YES, I'LL DO IT! 349 00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:14,208 YOU LIE TO ME, AND I'LL SHOVE THIS THROUGH YOUR FACE! 350 00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,167 YOU WANT THAT? RIGHT THROUGH TO YOUR BRAIN! 351 00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:17,750 NO. PLEASE, NO. 352 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,250 SHE WOULDN'T EVEN KILL ME. 353 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,417 SHE JUST LEFT. 354 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,792 SHE DIDN'T EVEN CARE ENOUGH TO CUT OFF MY HEAD 355 00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:31,667 OR SET ME ON FIRE. 356 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:34,125 I MEAN, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? 357 00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:41,209 YOU KNOW? SOME LITTLE SIGN THAT SHE CARED? 358 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:49,708 IT WAS THAT TRUCE WITH BUFFY THAT DID IT. 359 00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:52,041 DRU SAID I'D GONE SOFT-- 360 00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:53,750 WASN'T DEMON ENOUGH FOR THE LIKES OF HER. 361 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,583 I TOLD HER IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING, 362 00:19:56,583 --> 00:20:00,000 I WAS THINKING OF HER THE WHOLE TIME, 363 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:07,792 BUT SHE DIDN'T CARE. 364 00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:10,000 SO, WE GOT TO BRAZIL, AND SHE WAS... 365 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000 SHE WAS JUST DIFFERENT. 366 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,959 I GAVE HER EVERYTHING: 367 00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:16,667 BEAUTIFUL JEWELS, BEAUTIFUL DRESSES 368 00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:19,208 WITH BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IN THEM, 369 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:23,250 BUT NOTHING MADE HER HAPPY. 370 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,375 AND SHE WOULD FLIRT! 371 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,959 I CAUGHT HER ON A PARK BENCH, 372 00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:30,750 MAKING OUT WITH A CHAOS DEMON! 373 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,750 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CHAOS DEMON? 374 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,875 THEY'RE ALL SLIME AND ANTLERS. THEY'RE DISGUSTING. 375 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:38,458 SHE ONLY DID IT TO HURT ME. 376 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:39,917 SO I SAID, "I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS ANYMORE." 377 00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:41,667 AND SHE SAID, "FINE!" 378 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,041 AND I SAID, "YEAH, I'VE GOT AN UNLIFE, YOU KNOW!" 379 00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:46,792 AND THEN SHE SAID... SHE SAID WE COULD STILL BE FRIENDS. 380 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:55,000 GOD, I'M SO UNHAPPY! 381 00:20:55,000 --> 00:21:00,041 THERE, THERE. 382 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,250 I MEAN, FRIENDS! HOW COULD SHE BE SO CRUEL? 383 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,917 MMM. 384 00:21:04,917 --> 00:21:09,417 THAT SMELL... 385 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:15,667 YOUR NECK... 386 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,083 I HAVEN'T HAD A WOMAN IN WEEKS. 387 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:20,375 WHOA! NO! HOLD IT! 388 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,083 WELL, UNLESS YOU COUNT THAT SHOPKEEPER. 389 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:28,083 NOW, HOLD ON! 390 00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:34,125 I'LL DO YOUR SPELL FOR YOU, AND--AND-- 391 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:37,000 AND I'LL GET YOU DRUSCILLA BACK, 392 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 BUT THERE WILL BE NO BOTTLE IN FACE, 393 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,083 AND THERE WILL BE NO "HAVING" OF ANY KIND WITH ME. 394 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,959 ALL RIGHT? 395 00:21:42,959 --> 00:21:45,125 ALL RIGHT. 396 00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:47,041 GET STARTED. 397 00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:50,041 NOW, I'M NOT A REAL WITCH, YOU KNOW. 398 00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:53,708 I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS 399 00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:55,333 GOING TO WORK RIGHT AWAY. 400 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:00,250 WELL, IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, 401 00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:06,458 I'LL KILL HIM, AND YOU TRY AGAIN. 402 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:09,083 THIS ISN'T ENOUGH. 403 00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:10,708 WHAT? 404 00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:12,417 WELL, THERE ARE OTHER INGREDIENTS, AND... 405 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:16,625 AND A BOOK. I NEED A SPELL BOOK. THIS ISN'T IT. 406 00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:19,750 YOU'VE GOT ONE, THOUGH, AT HOME? 407 00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:25,333 NOT AT HOME. I LEFT IT SOMEWHERE. 408 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,000 WHERE? 409 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,917 THANK GOD YOU ARE HERE. 410 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:33,125 NOT ALL OF US HAVE DATES TONIGHT. 411 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:36,291 SOMETHING'S UP. 412 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:39,083 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET IN HERE. 413 00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:44,375 I DON'T KNOW WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED. 414 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:53,625 WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF? 415 00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:55,834 I'M THINKING WEIRD SCIENCE. 416 00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,208 WAS WILLOW MESSING WITH HER MAGIC TRICKS AGAIN? 417 00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:02,458 MAYBE THEY DISAPPEARED. 418 00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:04,583 MAYBE SHE TURNED XANDER INTO SOMETHING ISHY! 419 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:06,333 WHATEVER HAPPENED, THERE WAS OBVIOUSLY A FIGHT. 420 00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,166 I DON'T SEE ANY BLOOD. 421 00:23:08,166 --> 00:23:10,792 EITHER THEY WERE TAKEN, OR THEY RAN, OR MAYBE-- 422 00:23:10,792 --> 00:23:12,625 YOU'RE HAVING TOO MANY OR's! PICK ONE! 423 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,917 I DON'T KNOW. I NEED YOU GUYS TO FIND GILES, OK? 424 00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:16,667 I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR THEM. MAYBE THEY DIDN'T GET TOO FAR. 425 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:18,208 WHERE IS GILES? 426 00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:21,250 HE'S AT A RETREAT IN THE CLEARING IN BREAKER'S WOODS. 427 00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:23,291 I KNOW THE SPOT, BUT IT'S LIKE A 45-MINUTE DRIVE. 428 00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:26,375 SO MOTOR! 429 00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:28,041 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 430 00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:29,834 GILES? 431 00:23:29,834 --> 00:23:31,583 Joyce: HI, BUFFY. YOU STILL WORKING OUT? 432 00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:33,834 UH, NO, MOM, ACTUALLY-- 433 00:23:33,834 --> 00:23:35,041 I WAS HOPING THAT WE COULD SCHEDULE A COLLEGE TALK LATER TONIGHT. 434 00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:42,166 I ADMIT I... OVERREACTED BEFORE. 435 00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:43,875 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 436 00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:45,542 I PICKED UP SOME BROCHURES FROM SOME NEARBY SCHOOLS, OK? 437 00:23:45,542 --> 00:23:47,959 THAT'S GREAT, BUT NOW'S REALLY NOT A-- 438 00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:52,208 Spike: HELLO, JOYCE. 439 00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:54,959 Spike: SO I'M STROLLING THROUGH THE PARK, LOOKING FOR A MEAL. 440 00:23:54,959 --> 00:23:57,542 I HAPPEN TO WALK BY, AND SHE'S MAKING OUT WITH A CHAOS DEMON! 441 00:23:57,542 --> 00:24:01,583 AND I SAID, "YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS." 442 00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:02,834 AND SHE SAID, "FINE!" 443 00:24:02,834 --> 00:24:05,917 SO I SAID, "FINE, DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE!" 444 00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:15,834 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO MAKE UP, YOU KNOW. 445 00:24:15,834 --> 00:24:19,875 WELL, SHE SOUNDS VERY UNREASONABLE. 446 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:23,291 SHE IS. SHE'S OUT OF HER MIND. 447 00:24:23,291 --> 00:24:25,041 THAT'S WHAT I MISS MOST ABOUT HER. 448 00:24:25,041 --> 00:24:28,750 SPIKE, SOMETIMES EVEN WHEN TWO PEOPLE SEEM RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER, 449 00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:31,000 THEIR LIVES JUST TAKE DIFFERENT PATHS. 450 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,250 WHEN BUFFY'S FATHER AND I-- 451 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:37,250 NO, THIS IS DIFFERENT. OUR LOVE WAS ETERNAL. LITERALLY. 452 00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:39,834 YOU GOT ANY OF THOSE LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS? 453 00:24:39,834 --> 00:24:42,792 WELL, LET ME LOOK. 454 00:24:42,792 --> 00:24:44,917 UHH! 455 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:46,792 SPIKE. 456 00:24:46,792 --> 00:24:50,333 OH, MY GOD. GET OUT OF HERE. 457 00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:55,708 YEAH. YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 458 00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:57,250 Joyce: HE'S CRAZY. HE'LL KILL US. 459 00:24:57,250 --> 00:25:09,708 NOT WHILE I BREATHE. WELL, ACTUALLY, I DON'T BREATHE. 460 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:11,209 JOYCE, LISTEN TO ME. 461 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:13,875 YOU GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE, OR I WILL STAKE YOU MYSELF. 462 00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:15,500 YOU'RE A VERY BAD MAN. 463 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,208 JOYCE, YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM. INVITE ME IN. 464 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:18,875 YOU TOUCH HER, AND I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF! 465 00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:21,125 YEAH? YOU AND WHAT ARMY? 466 00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:23,209 Buffy: THAT WOULD BE ME. 467 00:25:23,209 --> 00:25:26,000 ANGEL, WHY DON'T YOU COME ON IN? 468 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Joyce: OH! OH, NO! 469 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,917 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME BACK, SPIKE. 470 00:25:30,917 --> 00:25:33,542 I DO WHAT I PLEASE. 471 00:25:33,542 --> 00:25:34,917 OK, I'M CONFUSED AGAIN. 472 00:25:34,917 --> 00:25:36,000 WILLOW! 473 00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:41,417 YOU TOOK WILLOW. 474 00:25:41,417 --> 00:25:44,375 YOU DO ME NOW, YOU'LL NEVER FIND THE LITTLE WITCH. 475 00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:45,875 Joyce: WILLOW'S A WITCH? 476 00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:47,250 AND XANDER? 477 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:49,291 HIM, TOO. 478 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,792 XANDER'S A WITCH? 479 00:25:51,792 --> 00:25:53,500 WHERE ARE THEY? 480 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,708 DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT, PEACHES. 481 00:25:55,708 --> 00:25:57,041 AND WHEN DID YOU BECOME ALL SOUL-HAVING AGAIN? I THOUGHT YOU OUT-GREW THAT. 482 00:25:57,041 --> 00:25:58,041 YOUR FRIEND'S GOING TO WORK A LITTLE MAGIC FOR ME. 483 00:25:58,041 --> 00:25:59,041 SHE DOES MY SPELL, I LET THEM BOTH GO. 484 00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:00,792 YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS FOR KEEPING YOUR PROMISES, SPIKE. 485 00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:03,125 WELL, YOU AND YOUR GREAT POOF HERE WANT TO TAG ALONG, THAT'S FINE. 486 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:05,125 BUT YOU GET IN MY WAY, 487 00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:08,708 AND YOU KILL YOUR FRIENDS. 488 00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:11,417 WHAT IF THEY WERE KIDNAPPED BY COLOMBIAN DRUG LORDS? 489 00:26:11,417 --> 00:26:13,250 THEY COULD BE CUTTING OFF XANDER'S EAR RIGHT NOW! 490 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:15,333 OR OTHER PARTS! 491 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:18,792 [SNIFFS] 492 00:26:18,792 --> 00:26:21,625 HELLO? 493 00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:24,417 [SNIFFING] 494 00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:36,333 IT'S WILLOW. SHE'S NEARBY. 495 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:39,250 WHAT? YOU CAN SMELL HER? 496 00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:41,000 SHE DOESN'T EVEN WEAR PERFUME. 497 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,125 SHE'S AFRAID. 498 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:45,708 OH, MY GOD. IS THIS SOME SORT OF RESIDUAL WEREWOLF THING? 499 00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:47,291 THIS IS VERY DISTURBING. 500 00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:52,750 I REALLY AGREE. 501 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:55,667 LOOK, I JUST NEED A FEW SUPPLIES, 502 00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:57,500 AND THEN I'LL TAKE YOU TO-- 503 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,625 OH, GOD. 504 00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:03,208 WHAT'S WRONG, NOT THAT I CARE? 505 00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:06,167 OH...MY HEAD. I THINK I'M SOBERING UP. 506 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:08,708 IT'S HORRIBLE. 507 00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:13,041 OH, GOD. I WISH I WAS DEAD. 508 00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:15,291 WELL, IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND WISH REAL HARD... 509 00:27:15,291 --> 00:27:17,083 HEY! BACK OFF! 510 00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:19,083 BUFFY, WE STILL NEED HIM TO FIND THE OTHERS. 511 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:21,250 NEED HIM? HE'S PROBABLY JUST GOT THEM LOCKED UP IN THE FACTORY. 512 00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,917 WELL, HEY, HOW THICK DO YOU THINK I AM? 513 00:27:22,917 --> 00:27:25,375 FINE. CAN WE JUST GET THIS OVER WITH? 514 00:27:25,375 --> 00:27:27,291 Spike: OH, GOD. 515 00:27:27,291 --> 00:27:29,041 NOW WHAT? 516 00:27:29,041 --> 00:27:32,083 WE KILLED A HOMELESS MAN ON THIS BENCH. 517 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:36,375 ME AND DRU. 518 00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:39,125 THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES. 519 00:27:41,458 --> 00:27:43,917 YOU KNOW, HE BEGGED FOR MERCY, 520 00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:51,125 AND YOU KNOW, THAT ONLY MADE HER BITE HARDER. 521 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:52,291 I GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE. 522 00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:58,333 YOUR WORK? 523 00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:02,209 HERE'S YOUR LIST. 524 00:28:02,209 --> 00:28:03,875 "ESSENCE OF VIOLET, CLOVES--" ANGEL? 525 00:28:08,542 --> 00:28:12,209 RIGHT. 526 00:28:12,209 --> 00:28:14,125 "SET OF RUNIC TABLETS." SPIKE CAN GET THE RAT'S EYES. 527 00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:18,875 I USED TO BRING HER RATS. WITH THE MORNING PAPER. 528 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:27,875 GREAT. MORE MOPING. THAT'S GOING TO GET HER BACK. 529 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:30,333 THE SPELL'S GOING TO GET HER BACK. 530 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Angel: LOT OF TROUBLE FOR SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOU. 531 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,542 SHUT YOUR GOB. 532 00:28:36,542 --> 00:28:40,917 SHE REALLY IS JUST KIND OF FICKLE. 533 00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:46,375 SHUT UP! 534 00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:48,375 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT'S YOUR FAULT, THE BOTH OF YOU! 535 00:28:48,375 --> 00:28:51,083 SHE BELONGS WITH ME. 536 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:53,500 I'M NOTHING WITHOUT HER. 537 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,375 THAT I'LL HAVE TO AGREE WITH. 538 00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:57,333 YOU'RE PATHETIC, YOU KNOW THAT? 539 00:28:57,333 --> 00:28:58,417 YOU'RE NOT EVEN A LOSER ANYMORE. 540 00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:08,708 YOU'RE A SHELL OF A LOSER. 541 00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:12,333 YEAH. YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. 542 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,458 MEANING? 543 00:29:14,458 --> 00:29:16,333 THE LAST TIME I LOOKED IN ON YOU TWO, YOU WERE FIGHTING TO THE DEATH. 544 00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:18,000 NOW YOU'RE BACK MAKING GOOGLY-EYES AT EACH OTHER LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. 545 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,417 MAKES ME WANT TO HEAVE. 546 00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:20,792 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 547 00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:23,417 OH, YEAH. YOU'RE JUST FRIENDS. 548 00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:26,458 Angel: THAT'S RIGHT. 549 00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:31,625 YOU'RE NOT FRIENDS. 550 00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:35,417 YOU'LL NEVER BE FRIENDS. 551 00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:37,333 YOU'LL BE IN LOVE TILL IT KILLS YOU BOTH. 552 00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,000 YOU'LL FIGHT, AND YOU'LL SHAG, 553 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,625 AND YOU'LL HATE EACH OTHER UNTIL IT MAKES YOU QUIVER, 554 00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:43,083 BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE FRIENDS. 555 00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:46,209 LOVE ISN'T BRAINS, CHILDREN, IT'S BLOOD-- 556 00:29:46,209 --> 00:29:48,542 BLOOD SCREAMING INSIDE YOU TO WORK ITS WILL. 557 00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:50,667 I MAY BE LOVE'S BITCH, 558 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:54,708 BUT AT LEAST I'M MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT IT. 559 00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:57,667 EYE OF RAT. 560 00:29:57,667 --> 00:30:00,291 UHH! UHH! 561 00:30:00,291 --> 00:30:03,291 UHH! 562 00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:06,083 [XANDER MOANS] 563 00:30:08,166 --> 00:30:10,166 XANDER? 564 00:30:10,166 --> 00:30:12,542 ARE YOU OK? 565 00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:22,625 DIZZY. 566 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,125 KIND OF NAUSEOUS, TOO. 567 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:29,542 DO I REMEMBER HAVING A FIGHT WITH SPIKE? 568 00:30:29,542 --> 00:30:31,166 YOU DO. 569 00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:40,208 I WON, RIGHT? 570 00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:41,583 KICKED HIS ASS? 571 00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:44,625 YOU WERE REAL BRAVE. 572 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:46,667 DO YOU NEED TO BARF? 573 00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:50,583 NO, I'LL BE OK. 574 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:51,667 WHERE ARE WE? 575 00:30:55,667 --> 00:30:57,750 THE FACTORY. WE'RE LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT. 576 00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,000 THAT BURNT-OUT PLACE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE? 577 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,792 SO WE'RE PRETTY MUCH IN A "SCREAM ALL YOU WANT" SCENARIO. 578 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,625 PRETTY MUCH. 579 00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:04,625 WHY DIDN'T HE JUST KILL US? 580 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:07,708 HE WANTS ME TO DO A LOVE SPELL. 581 00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:10,250 WHAT? 582 00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:13,500 DRUSCILLA BROKE UP WITH HIM. 583 00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:16,250 GEE, AND WE HAD ALL HOPED THOSE CRAZY KIDS 584 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:17,959 WOULD MAKE IT WORK. 585 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,333 HE'S OUT OF CONTROL. 586 00:31:19,333 --> 00:31:21,875 I MEAN, NOT THAT HE WAS JOE RESTRAINT IN THE OLD DAYS. 587 00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:23,333 SO WHAT ARE OUR OPTIONS? 588 00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:25,000 WELL, I FIGURE EITHER I REFUSE TO DO THE SPELL AND HE KILLS US, 589 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,333 OR I DO THE SPELL AND HE KILLS US. 590 00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:28,917 GIVE ME A THIRD OPTION. 591 00:31:28,917 --> 00:31:30,792 HE'S SO DRUNK HE FORGETS ABOUT US, AND WE STARVE TO DEATH. 592 00:31:30,792 --> 00:31:34,500 THAT'S SORT OF THE BEST ONE. 593 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:37,500 WILLOW, WE'RE NOT GOING TO DIE. 594 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:42,333 IF HE'S SO DRUNK, HE'LL GET SLOPPY, 595 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:45,792 AND THEN I'LL MAKE MY MOVE. 596 00:31:45,792 --> 00:31:47,917 AS LONG AS MY MOVE DOESN'T INVOLVE STANDING UP 597 00:31:47,917 --> 00:31:51,500 OR USING MY LIMBS, WE'LL BE OK. 598 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,166 WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO. 599 00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:56,458 EXEMPTION FOR IMPENDING DEATH SITUATION. 600 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:58,875 OH, GOD! 601 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:01,375 OH, GOD. 602 00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:04,250 OH, GOD, OZ. 603 00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:07,000 WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE. 604 00:32:08,792 --> 00:32:10,333 CORDY, I-- 605 00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:14,417 CORDELIA! 606 00:32:14,417 --> 00:32:28,875 CORDELIA! 607 00:32:28,875 --> 00:32:30,208 [WHISPERING] I fell... 608 00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:31,875 Buffy: OK, SPIKE, WE GOT THE STUFF. WHERE ARE THEY? 609 00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:33,291 WHAT'S YOUR HURRY? 610 00:32:34,417 --> 00:32:36,500 MY HURRY IS MY INTENSE DESIRE TO GET YOU OUT OF MY LIFE. 611 00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:39,834 YOU TEND TO CAUSE TROUBLE. 612 00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:44,500 I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR LIFE IN A FEW SHORT HOURS. 613 00:32:46,792 --> 00:32:47,875 NO TROUBLE AT ALL. 614 00:32:49,208 --> 00:32:51,500 Man: HELLO, SPIKE. 615 00:32:57,166 --> 00:32:59,125 NO TROUBLE AT ALL. 616 00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:00,792 Spike: LENNY. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? 617 00:33:00,792 --> 00:33:03,500 Lenny: BETTER SINCE YOU LEFT. YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED GONE. 618 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,166 IS THAT RIGHT? 619 00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:06,417 Buffy: HE WAS JUST LEAVING. DON'T YOU START ANYTHING. 620 00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:07,875 THIS PISSANT USED TO WORK FOR ME. 621 00:33:07,875 --> 00:33:10,375 THE GUYS ARE IN TROUBLE. WE CAN'T RISK THIS. 622 00:33:17,417 --> 00:33:19,542 Angel: I DON'T THINK WE HAVE A CHOICE. 623 00:33:24,875 --> 00:33:26,792 YOU OTHER TWO CAN WALK AWAY FROM THIS. 624 00:33:26,792 --> 00:33:30,083 I DIE, YOUR CHUMS DIE. 625 00:33:30,083 --> 00:33:32,625 Buffy: SORRY. WE'RE STAYING. 626 00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:34,792 NOT FOR LONG! 627 00:33:34,792 --> 00:33:36,834 OH! 628 00:33:36,834 --> 00:33:39,083 [CHAIR LEG FALLS] 629 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,291 GO! 630 00:33:40,291 --> 00:33:42,917 Spike: THIS SHOULD BE A KICK. 631 00:33:42,917 --> 00:33:45,708 I VIOLENTLY DISLIKE YOU. 632 00:33:45,708 --> 00:33:47,625 [DOOR BROKEN IN] 633 00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:48,708 BE CAREFUL. 634 00:33:48,708 --> 00:34:25,375 YEAH. 635 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:26,583 OH, GOD. 636 00:34:26,583 --> 00:35:01,667 Willow: DON'T MOVE, CORDY. OZ WENT TO GET HELP. 637 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:03,542 AAH! 638 00:35:03,542 --> 00:35:04,708 WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. 639 00:35:09,917 --> 00:35:12,166 CAN WE GET TO THE ROOF? 640 00:35:12,166 --> 00:35:15,083 Lenny: YEAH. I HEARD YOU'D GONE SOFT. 641 00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:16,500 SAD TO SEE IT, MAN. 642 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:34,708 SOFT? 643 00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:35,708 YEAH, LIKE BABY FOOD. 644 00:35:35,708 --> 00:35:36,667 WELL, THEN, LET'S GIVE BABY A TASTE. 645 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,291 I'M ALL RIGHT. 646 00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:41,625 YOU'RE NOT UP TO YOUR FULL STRENGTH YET. 647 00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:45,250 THAT WINDOW'S ABOUT TO GO. 648 00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:59,375 BUFFY. 649 00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:00,333 BABY LIKE HIS SUPPER? BABY LIKE HIS SUPPER? 650 00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:01,500 WHY DOESN'T BABY HAVE A NAP? 651 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:14,041 Buffy: SPIKE! GET DOWN! 652 00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:16,291 UHH! 653 00:36:16,291 --> 00:36:17,875 NOW, THAT WAS FUN. 654 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:19,041 OH, DON'T TELL ME THAT WASN'T FUN. 655 00:36:19,041 --> 00:36:20,708 HA HA! 656 00:36:23,208 --> 00:36:25,667 GOD! IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAD 657 00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:39,333 A DECENT SPOT OF VIOLENCE. 658 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:40,750 REALLY PUTS THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE. 659 00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:42,708 OH, YEAH. YOU TWO. JUST FRIENDS. NO DANGER THERE. 660 00:36:42,708 --> 00:36:44,875 COULD WE JUST DO THE DAMN SPELL NOW? 661 00:36:44,875 --> 00:36:46,041 OH, SOD THE SPELL. YOUR FRIENDS ARE AT THE FACTORY. 662 00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:52,458 I'M REALLY GLAD I CAME HERE, YOU KNOW? 663 00:36:56,333 --> 00:36:58,542 I'VE BEEN ALL WRONGHEADED ABOUT THIS-- 664 00:37:01,125 --> 00:37:03,209 WEEPING, CRAWLING, BLAMING EVERYBODY ELSE. 665 00:37:03,209 --> 00:37:13,625 I WANT DRU BACK, I JUST GOT TO BE THE MAN I WAS, 666 00:37:13,625 --> 00:37:14,750 THE MAN SHE LOVED. 667 00:37:20,792 --> 00:37:24,875 I'M GOING TO DO WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE-- 668 00:37:24,875 --> 00:37:27,750 I'LL FIND HER, WHEREVER SHE IS, 669 00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:29,917 TIE HER UP, TORTURE HER UNTIL SHE LIKES ME AGAIN. 670 00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:32,375 LOVE'S A FUNNY THING. 671 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:35,250 [CORDELIA MOANS] 672 00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:38,041 CORDY? PLEASE HOLD ON. 673 00:37:38,041 --> 00:37:43,875 XANDER? 674 00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:45,625 I CAN'T SEE YOU. 675 00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:47,750 [EXHALES] 676 00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:51,834 CORDY! 677 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:54,250 HE CREATED ALL THINGS IN ORDER THAT THEY MIGHT EXIST. 678 00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:57,166 AND THE GENERATIVE FORCES OF THIS WORLD ARE WHOLESOME... 679 00:37:57,166 --> 00:37:59,750 AND THERE IS NO DESTRUCTIVE POISON IN THEM... 680 00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:01,500 FOR THE DOMINION OF HADES IS NOT ON EARTH, FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS IS IMMORTAL. 681 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:04,333 SO CORDELIA'S GOING TO BE OK? 682 00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:06,208 SHE LOST A LOT OF BLOOD. NONE OF HER VITALS WERE PUNCTURED. 683 00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:09,834 HAS SHE TALKED TO XANDER YET? 684 00:38:15,542 --> 00:38:17,375 SHE WASN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE VISITORS AT FIRST. 685 00:38:19,834 --> 00:38:21,375 HE'S GOING TO SEE HER TODAY. 686 00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:30,000 AND OZ? 687 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,625 I NEVER KNEW THERE WAS ANYTHING INSIDE ME THAT COULD FEEL THIS BAD. 688 00:38:35,209 --> 00:38:37,333 FOR THE LONGEST TIME, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WANTED. 689 00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:43,209 I WANTED EVERYTHING. 690 00:38:44,291 --> 00:38:45,542 AND NOW... 691 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:53,209 I JUST...I JUST WANT HIM TO TALK TO ME AGAIN. 692 00:38:53,209 --> 00:38:55,750 JUST GIVE IT SOME TIME... 693 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,000 AND BE PREPARED FOR SOME GROVELING. 694 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,834 OH, I'M READY. I'M ALL OVER GROVELING. 695 00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:07,542 GOOD. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I HEAR SOMETIMES IT WORKS. 696 00:39:07,542 --> 00:39:12,167 [KNOCKING] 697 00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:15,083 CAN I COME IN? 698 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:17,750 THEY WOULDN'T LET ME SEE YOU UNTIL NOW. 699 00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:19,708 THOSE ARE FLOWERS. 700 00:39:21,542 --> 00:39:22,834 LOOK, CORDY, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I-- 701 00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:29,750 XANDER? 702 00:39:32,291 --> 00:39:37,208 YEAH. 703 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,208 STAY AWAY FROM ME. 704 00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:42,875 [CRYING] 705 00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:48,291 [FOOTSTEPS] 706 00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:50,750 HEY. 707 00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:53,750 I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU WERE COMING. 708 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:57,125 I'M NOT COMING BACK. 709 00:39:57,125 --> 00:40:00,750 WE'RE NOT FRIENDS. 710 00:40:05,667 --> 00:40:07,125 WE NEVER WERE. 711 00:40:07,125 --> 00:40:09,125 AND I CAN FOOL GILES, 712 00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:15,125 AND I CAN FOOL MY FRIENDS, 713 00:40:20,166 --> 00:40:22,166 BUT I CAN'T FOOL MYSELF. 714 00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:31,750 OR SPIKE, FOR SOME REASON. 715 00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:33,708 WHAT I WANT FROM YOU I CAN NEVER HAVE. 716 00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:36,792 YOU DON'T NEED ME TO TAKE CARE OF YOU ANYMORE. 717 00:40:38,708 --> 00:40:41,166 SO I'M GOING TO GO. 718 00:40:41,166 --> 00:41:02,708 I DON'T ACCEPT THAT. 719 00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:04,708 YOU HAVE TO. 720 00:41:12,834 --> 00:41:14,750 LOOK. 721 00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:19,166 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY WE CAN STILL SEE EACH OTHER. 722 00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:24,792 THERE IS. 723 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:28,083 TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T LOVE ME. 724 00:41:33,208 --> 00:41:35,708 Spike, singing with radio: ♪ I PLAN EACH CHARTED COURSE ♪ 725 00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:37,708 ♪ EACH LITTLE STEP ALONG THE HIGHWAY ♪ 726 00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:42,917 ♪ AND MORE, MUCH MORE THAN THIS ♪ 727 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:45,583 ♪ I DID IT MY ♪ 728 00:41:45,583 --> 00:41:48,166 ♪ WAY ♪ 729 00:41:48,166 --> 00:41:50,792 GRR ARG!