1 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:11,625 [GROWLING] 2 00:00:12,750 --> 00:00:13,834 NNNFRR! 3 00:00:13,834 --> 00:00:15,542 NNNFRR! 4 00:00:15,542 --> 00:00:18,125 OH, GOD! DEMON! DEMON! WHAT KILLS A DEMON?! 5 00:00:20,667 --> 00:00:21,792 NRRRF! 6 00:00:21,792 --> 00:00:23,417 NNFFRR! 7 00:00:23,417 --> 00:00:24,333 OH, NERF! 8 00:00:24,333 --> 00:00:26,417 NOT NERF! KNIFE! 9 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:36,834 ) 10 00:00:36,834 --> 00:00:39,792 OK. THAT WAS TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT. 11 00:00:39,792 --> 00:00:42,500 NOT THAT SLAYING IS EVER COMFY, BUT... 12 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,417 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 13 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:45,959 IF YOU GUYS HADN'T BEEN HERE TO HELP-- 14 00:00:45,959 --> 00:00:47,250 Willow: BUT WE WERE. 15 00:00:47,250 --> 00:00:50,417 AND WE DID, AND WE'RE ALL FINE. 16 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,000 ISN'T HE GONNA GO POOF? 17 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,000 UH, I GUESS THESE GUYS DON'T. 18 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,708 WE'LL HAVE TO BURY HIM OR SOMETHING. 19 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,000 OOH... 20 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,166 MAKES YOU APPRECIATE VAMPS, THOUGH. 21 00:01:00,166 --> 00:01:01,291 NO FUSS, NO MUSS. 22 00:01:01,291 --> 00:01:03,041 SO HOW COME FAITH WAS A NO-SHOW? 23 00:01:03,041 --> 00:01:05,875 I THOUGHT MUCUSY DEMONS WERE HER FAVORITES. 24 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:08,917 COULDN'T REACH HER...AGAIN. 25 00:01:08,917 --> 00:01:10,708 SHE HASN'T BEEN HANGING OUT MUCH. 26 00:01:10,708 --> 00:01:13,375 I DETECT WORRY. 27 00:01:13,375 --> 00:01:15,375 A LITTLE BIT. 28 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:18,667 SLAYING'S A ROUGH GIG. TOO MUCH ALONE TIME ISN'T HEALTHY. 29 00:01:18,667 --> 00:01:20,750 STUFF GETS PENT UP. 30 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:23,417 WE SHOULD TRY TO DO MORE SOCIALIZING WITH HER. 31 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,250 WELL, BURIAL DETAIL ASIDE, 32 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:27,000 DOES THIS CAP US OFF FOR THE DAY? 33 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,333 YOU GOT PLANS? 34 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:32,667 I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW MUCH I DON'T HAVE PLANS. 35 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:34,208 NO LUCK REACHING CORDELIA? 36 00:01:34,208 --> 00:01:36,834 I'VE LEFT A FEW MESSAGES. 37 00:01:36,834 --> 00:01:40,792 60...70. 38 00:01:40,792 --> 00:01:42,792 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY BUGS ME? 39 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:44,917 OK, WE KISSED. IT WAS A MISTAKE. 40 00:01:44,917 --> 00:01:47,834 BUT I KNOW THAT WAS POSITIVELY THE LAST TIME WE WERE EVER GONNA KISS. 41 00:01:47,834 --> 00:01:48,917 DARN TOOTIN'. 42 00:01:48,917 --> 00:01:50,667 AND THEY BURST IN RESCUING US, 43 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:51,917 WITHOUT EVEN KNOCKING? 44 00:01:51,917 --> 00:01:56,000 I MEAN, THIS IS REALLY ALL THEIR FAULT. 45 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,708 YOUR LOGIC DOES NOT RESEMBLE OUR EARTH LOGIC. 46 00:01:58,708 --> 00:02:00,291 MINE IS MUCH MORE ADVANCED. 47 00:02:00,291 --> 00:02:01,542 AT LEAST TOMORROW'S MONDAY, 48 00:02:01,542 --> 00:02:02,917 ANOTHER SCHOOL DAY. 49 00:02:02,917 --> 00:02:05,708 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. YOU KNOW, FOCUS ON SCHOOL. 50 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:07,708 THAT'S THE STRONG WILLOW WAY TO HEAL. 51 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:09,834 ACTUALLY, I WAS MORE THINKING OZ WILL BE THERE, 52 00:02:09,834 --> 00:02:11,834 AND I CAN BEG FOR FORGIVENESS. 53 00:02:11,834 --> 00:02:14,083 THAT WORKS, TOO. 54 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:15,625 I WANT TO BE STRONG WILLOW. 55 00:02:15,625 --> 00:02:16,875 BUT THEN I THINK 56 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:19,959 I MAY NEVER GET TO BE CLOSE TO OZ AGAIN, 57 00:02:19,959 --> 00:02:23,333 AND IT'S LIKE ALL THE AIR JUST GOES OUT OF THE ROOM. 58 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:25,333 I KNOW THE FEELING. 59 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:29,083 RIGHT. I MEAN, YOU WENT THROUGH IT WITH ANGEL, AND YOU'RE STILL STANDING. 60 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:32,375 SO TELL US, WISE ONE, HOW DO YOU DEAL? 61 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:34,125 I HAVE YOU GUYS. 62 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:38,583 [ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] HEY, IT'S XANDER. 63 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:40,834 IF YOU GET THIS, CALL ME. 64 00:02:43,291 --> 00:02:46,875 [BEEP] HI. XANDER. 65 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:51,083 I, UH-- WELL, I'M IN IF YOU FEEL LIKE CALLING. 66 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:52,625 BYE. 67 00:02:56,417 --> 00:03:00,250 [BEEP] HI, CORDELIA. UM... 68 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:04,209 IF YOU GET THE CHANCE, IF WE CAN TALK, I'M HERE. 69 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:11,708 [BEEP] HEY, AGAIN. IT'S ME. 70 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:14,208 I'M HERE. AGAIN. 71 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:24,166 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 72 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:28,041 HOW'S IT GOIN'? 73 00:03:28,041 --> 00:04:23,083 OZ HASN'T BEEN TO HIS LOCKER. 74 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:24,542 THERE MAY BE BOOKS IN THERE THAT HE NEEDS, 75 00:04:24,542 --> 00:04:26,917 BUT STILL, HE DOESN'T COME. 76 00:04:26,917 --> 00:04:29,625 HAS XANDER SEEN CORDELIA? 77 00:04:29,625 --> 00:04:31,625 I DON'T THINK SO. 78 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:32,750 BUT SHE IS COMING IN TODAY. 79 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,041 AMY SAW HER LAST NIGHT AT THE MALL. 80 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:36,667 HOW WAS SHE? 81 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:39,250 I DON'T KNOW. 82 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:40,834 AMY SAID SHE LOOKED PRETTY...SCARY. 83 00:04:40,834 --> 00:04:42,417 � 84 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:45,417 CORDELIA! 85 00:04:45,417 --> 00:05:11,750 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 86 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:12,875 OH. YOU HAVE TO MEET ANYA. 87 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:14,750 SHE JUST MOVED HERE, 88 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,333 AND HER DAD JUST BOUGHT-- WHAT WAS IT-- 89 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:20,792 OH. A UTILITY. 90 00:05:20,792 --> 00:05:23,250 OR SOMETHING. 91 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:25,041 NICE BAG. PRADA? 92 00:05:25,041 --> 00:05:26,917 GOOD CALL. 93 00:05:26,917 --> 00:05:28,500 MOST PEOPLE AROUND HERE CAN'T TELL PRADA FROM PAYLESS. 94 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,291 GOD, CORDY! WHEN I HEARD ABOUT-- 95 00:05:30,291 --> 00:05:33,750 WELL, I MEAN, I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 96 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,750 BUT IT WAS SMART-- YOU KNOW, THE INJURY THING? 97 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:37,250 YOU TAKE A WEEK OFF, 98 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:40,291 LET EVERYBODY FORGET ABOUT THE TEMPORARY INSANITY 99 00:05:40,291 --> 00:05:42,000 THAT WAS XANDER HARRIS. 100 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,834 XANDER WHO? 101 00:05:43,834 --> 00:05:45,291 OH! 102 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:47,166 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. 103 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:48,625 START DATING. 104 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,125 GET BACK ON THE HORSE. 105 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:53,750 OH, ABSOLUTELY! 106 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,166 I AM READY TO RIDE! 107 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:56,208 THEN I HAVE JUST THE STALLION. HE'S SO YOU. 108 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:58,792 [SLURPING] 109 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,875 [HARMONY GIGGLES] 110 00:06:05,792 --> 00:06:06,875 I'M PRETTY SURE HE WON'T CHEAT ON YOU. 111 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:14,041 AT LEAST NOT FOR A WHILE. 112 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,750 PLUS, HE'S GOT A KILL MOPED. 113 00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:18,917 OZ. WOW. 114 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:21,917 LOOK AT US, RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER, 115 00:06:21,917 --> 00:06:39,542 AS TWO PEOPLE WHO GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL 116 00:06:39,542 --> 00:06:42,083 ARE SO LIKELY TO DO NOW AND THEN. 117 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:44,333 HEY. 118 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:47,041 OZ, WAIT. PLEASE? 119 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:50,458 WHAT I DID-- 120 00:06:50,458 --> 00:06:51,625 WHEN I THINK THAT I HURT YOU-- 121 00:06:53,166 --> 00:06:55,542 YEAH. YOU SAID ALL THIS STUFF ALREADY. 122 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:56,959 RIGHT, BUT...I WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 123 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:59,708 I MEAN, IF YOU LET ME, I WANT TO TRY. 124 00:06:59,708 --> 00:07:03,000 JUST... 125 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,291 YOU CAN LEAVE ME ALONE. 126 00:07:06,291 --> 00:07:10,875 I NEED TO FIGURE THINGS OUT. 127 00:07:10,875 --> 00:07:12,333 BUT MAYBE IF WE TALK ABOUT IT, WE COULD-- 128 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:16,250 LOOK... 129 00:07:18,083 --> 00:07:20,000 I'M SORRY THIS IS HARD FOR YOU. 130 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,209 BUT I TOLD YOU WHAT I NEED. 131 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,208 SO I CAN'T HELP FEELING LIKE THE REASON YOU WANT TO TALK 132 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:28,000 IS SO YOU CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. 133 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. 134 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,417 HEY, JOHN LEE. 135 00:07:33,417 --> 00:07:37,041 DO I HAVE SOMETHING CAUGHT IN MY TEETH? 136 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:38,625 SO...WHAT'S NEW? 137 00:07:38,625 --> 00:08:03,208 GOD, IT'S BEEN, LIKE, A GAZILLION YEARS. 138 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:05,208 LOOK, THE GUYS ARE KINDA DOWN ON ME LATELY. 139 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:08,708 COACH JUST CUT ME BACK TO SECOND STRING. 140 00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:23,125 IF ANYONE SAW ME HANGING 141 00:08:23,125 --> 00:08:25,708 WITH XANDER HARRIS'S CASTOFF ON TOP OF THAT... 142 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:29,041 DEATH, YOU KNOW, BUT... 143 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:31,208 MAYBE...IF YOU WANT TO GO SOMEPLACE PRIVATE... 144 00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:33,166 WHAT? 145 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:34,917 THINK ABOUT IT. 146 00:08:34,917 --> 00:08:38,000 HEY. 147 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,208 GO AHEAD, DAZZLE ME WITH YOUR OH-SO-BRILLIANT INSULTS. 148 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:44,583 JUST JOIN THE CLUB. 149 00:08:46,209 --> 00:08:47,291 HARDLY. ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. 150 00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:48,708 EVER SINCE WE MET THIS MORNING, I WAS, LIKE, 151 00:08:53,792 --> 00:08:55,500 THANK GOD THERE'S ONE OTHER PERSON IN THIS TOWN 152 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,959 WHO ACTUALLY READS W. 153 00:08:58,959 --> 00:09:00,291 BUT HARMONY-- 154 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:02,834 OH, SHE FOLLOWS ME AROUND. 155 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,375 IF THAT GIRL HAD AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT, HER HEAD WOULD EXPLODE. 156 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:07,458 IS THAT GUCCI? 157 00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:09,333 UM...NO. 158 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,417 IT'S AN ACTUAL OLD THING, SORT OF A, UM... 159 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,291 GOOD LUCK CHARM MY DAD GAVE ME. 160 00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:16,583 TOO BAD I DIDN'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE PRE-XANDER. 161 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:18,208 CAN I JUST SAY...MEN. 162 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:20,583 SECOND IT. 163 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:23,750 APART FROM BEING WITHOUT CLASS, 164 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,375 THE GUY'S OBVIOUSLY BLIND. 165 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:29,375 DESERVES WHATEVER HE GETS. 166 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:32,708 I'M NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT HIM. 167 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:34,041 I AM PAST IT. I AM LIVING MY LIFE. 168 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,375 STILL, I MEAN... DON'T YOU KINDA WISH-- 169 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,917 I DON'T WISH. I ACT. 170 00:09:36,917 --> 00:09:39,209 STARTING NOW, XANDER HARRIS IS GONNA GET 171 00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:40,834 A BELLYFUL OF JUST HOW OVER HIM I AM. 172 00:09:40,834 --> 00:09:44,542 [ROCK MUSIC] 173 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:47,333 [FORCED LAUGHTER] 174 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:49,333 EXCUSE ME. 175 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,834 I NEED TO BE BOTH GIVING AND RECEIVING OF MIRTH. 176 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:54,291 IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A LITTLE BACKUP? 177 00:09:54,291 --> 00:09:57,417 I'M HERE FOR YOU, XAND. 178 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,917 I'M SUPPORT-O-GAL. 179 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:11,875 I JUST... FEEL A LITTLE WEIRD 180 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:14,000 ABOUT THIS US-AGAINST-CORDELIA THING. 181 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,125 SHE'S HAD A ROUGH TIME. 182 00:10:17,125 --> 00:10:18,583 IT'S TRUE. CORDELIA BELONGS TO THE JUSTIFIED CAMP. 183 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:19,959 SHE SHOULD MAKE US PAY. 184 00:10:19,959 --> 00:10:22,500 AND PAY AND PAY AND PAY-- 185 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,333 IN FACT, THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH PAY FOR WHAT WE-- 186 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,625 LOOK, YOU WANT TO DO GUILT-A-PALOOZA, FINE, 187 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:32,875 BUT I'M DONE WITH THAT. STARTING THIS MINUTE, 188 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:35,208 I'M GONNA GRAB AHOLD OF THAT CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LIFE 189 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:37,208 AND LET IT DO ITS MAGICAL LITTLE HEALIE THING. 190 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,125 WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. 191 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:42,834 LET'S BE IN THE MOMENT. 192 00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:45,583 BEHOLD THE BEAUTY THAT IS NOW. 193 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:48,166 WHO'S WITH ME? 194 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:50,291 HE'S ACTUALLY MAKING SENSE. 195 00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:52,625 WE'RE YOUNG AND FREE IN AMERICA. 196 00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:54,375 HOW DARE WE BE SPUN BY LOVE OR THE LACK OF SAME? 197 00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:56,834 ABSOLUTELY. 198 00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:58,291 I-IT'S SELF-INDULGENT. 199 00:10:59,917 --> 00:11:01,208 I-I'M IN. 200 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:04,000 I'M ON THE JOY TRAIN. 201 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,250 d3 202 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,792 THAT DIDN'T WORK. WHO WANTS CHOCOLATE? 203 00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:10,834 I'M UP. 204 00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:12,250 LOOK AT HER. 205 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,500 TEARS OF A CLOWN, BABY. 206 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:23,500 OR IS IT...GRINS OF A SAD PERSON? 207 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,625 OR MAYBE IT'S-- 208 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:29,083 XANDER, YOUR HAND. 209 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:31,708 OOPS! SORRY. 210 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:35,208 BUT WHY OOPS? 211 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:36,208 I MEAN, WE ALWAYS TOUCH DIGITS. 212 00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:37,208 IT'S A FRIEND THING. 213 00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:38,333 COMFORT, LIKE CHOCOLATE. 214 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:39,708 MAYBE IT USED TO BE, BUT SINCE WE-- 215 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:42,083 IT'S DIFFERENT. 216 00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:43,375 I-I'M SORRY. 217 00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:45,583 BUT IF I WANT TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT WITH OZ, 218 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:49,458 MY HANDS, MY--ALL MY STUFF-- 219 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:50,667 HAS TO BE FOR HIM ONLY. 220 00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:54,208  221 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:57,083 HEY, CORDELIA, WAIT A SECOND. 222 00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:01,333 DID XANDER SEND YOU TO BEG FOR HIM? 223 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:03,375 BECAUSE IF HE DID-- 224 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:35,166 NO. I'M A FREE AGENT, I PROMISE. 225 00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:37,000 I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU ARE. 226 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:41,333 NEVER BEEN BETTER. 227 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,625 CORDELIA, I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE HURT BY SOMEONE. 228 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:46,250 HURT SO MUCH THAT YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT. 229 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:48,583 BUT I TOLD MY FRIENDS HOW I FELT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 230 00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:51,333 I GOT A LITTLE BETTER. 231 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,792 [GASP] 232 00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:57,125 CORDELIA, LOOK... 233 00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:00,417 OUT. 234 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:02,834 YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN ASKING MYSELF A LOT THIS LAST WEEK? 235 00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:04,333 WHY ME? 236 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,667 WHY DO I GET IMPALED? 237 00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:17,000 WHY DO I GET BITTEN BY SNAKES? 238 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:50,333 WHY DO I FALL FOR INCREDIBLE LOSERS? 239 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:54,667 AND YOU KNOW, I THINK I'VE FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT, 240 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,708 WHAT MY PROBLEM IS. IT'S-- 241 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:58,083 BUFFY SUMMERS. THAT'S WHEN ALL MY TROUBLES STARTED. 242 00:13:58,083 --> 00:14:00,083 WHEN SHE MOVED HERE. 243 00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:02,792 ARE YOU OK? 244 00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:06,125 OH, I JUST PULLED SOME STITCHES LAST NIGHT. 245 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,250 KNOW WHY? 246 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:11,208 SURPRISE. IT WAS BUFFY'S FAULT. 247 00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:12,667 OH, HEY, IT'S GARBAGE GIRL. LOVED THE LOOK LAST NIGHT, COR. 248 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:14,250 DUMPSTER CHIC FOR THE DUMPED. 249 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,625 HERE. 250 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,500 I THINK YOU NEED THIS 251 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,291 MORE THAN I DO RIGHT NOW. 252 00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:23,458 YEAH, I CAN USE SOME LUCK. 253 00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:26,834 AND A STICK WITH POINTY, SHARP BITS. 254 00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:33,333 IF THAT BUFFY WASN'T-- I SWEAR-- 255 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,250 SHE'S A PAIN. 256 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,250 BUT XANDER, HE'S AN UTTER LOSER. 257 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:40,250 DON'T YOU WISH-- 258 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:43,250 I NEVER WOULD HAVE LOOKED TWICE AT XANDER 259 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,333 IF BUFFY HADN'T MADE HIM MARGINALLY COOLER 260 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:47,208 BY HANGING WITH HIM. 261 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:51,291 REALLY? 262 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,625 YEAH, I SWEAR. 263 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,083 I WISH BUFFY SUMMERS HAD NEVER COME TO SUNNYDALE. 264 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,834 [GASP] 265 00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:57,917 DONE. 266 00:14:57,917 --> 00:14:58,834 ANYA? 267 00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:00,208 I WISH BUFFY SUMMERS HAD NEVER COME TO SUNNYDALE. 268 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:03,542 SHE WAS, LIKE... A GOOD FAIRY. 269 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,667 A SCARY, VEINY... 270 00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,250 GOOD FAIRY. 271 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:21,333 HA HA! 272 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,333 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! 273 00:15:30,209 --> 00:15:33,875 TED CHERVIN JUST TOTALLY WENT FOR THIRD WITH GINGER 274 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:40,458 IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. 275 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:43,875 LOVE THE DRESS. IT'S SO DARING. 276 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,333 John Lee: CORDELIA. 277 00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:47,959 YEAH? 278 00:15:47,959 --> 00:16:02,209 LOOK, EVERY GUY ON CAMPUS HAS PROBABLY ASKED, 279 00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:05,167 BUT IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE WINTER BRUNCH WITH ANYONE, 280 00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:07,417 I'D BE HONORED, AND WE'D HAVE FUN. 281 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:10,125 I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. 282 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:13,083 REALLY? 283 00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:14,750 YEAH. 284 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:17,209 GREAT. 285 00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:19,875 CORDY, YOU REIGN. 286 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,917 I DO? 287 00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:25,417 I MEAN, I DO. 288 00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:28,583 SO WHAT'S WITH THE WINTER BRUNCH THING? 289 00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:29,875 [BELL RINGING] 290 00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:30,792 ALL RIGHT. NOW, DON'T FORGET, 291 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,000 TOMORROW WE HAVE OUR, UH, MONTHLY MEMORIAL, 292 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:37,375 SO, UH, THERE'S NO CLASS. 293 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,375 Cordelia: WHAT'S THE RUSH? 294 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,542 OH, YOU KNOW, MY MOM HATES IT WHEN I'M LATE. 295 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:44,125 SINCE WHEN? 296 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,959 AREN'T WE GOING OUT TONIGHT? 297 00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:47,917 Girl: CURFEW STARTS IN AN HOUR. 298 00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:50,417 CURFEW? 299 00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:52,417 COME ON, I'M IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD. 300 00:16:54,959 --> 00:16:57,000 LET'S GO TO THE BRONZE. 301 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,708 IS THAT A JOKE? 302 00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:00,625 OH! THE BRONZE ISN'T COOL IN THIS REALITY. 303 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:03,333 I'VE GOT TO MAKE THESE LITTLE ADJUSTMENTS. 304 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,208 CORDY...WHAT'S WITH YOU? 305 00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:06,542 I MEAN, YOU WEAR THIS COME-BITE-ME OUTFIT, 306 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:08,291 YOU MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BRONZE, 307 00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:10,792 AND YOU'RE ACTING A LITTLE SCHIZO. 308 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,708 YOU'RE RIGHT. 309 00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:16,209 I JUST--WELL, I BUMPED MY HEAD YESTERDAY, 310 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:20,000 AND I KEEP FORGETTING STUFF. 311 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 NOT THAT I CARE, BUT XANDER HARRIS, HE'S MISERABLE, RIGHT? 312 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,542 AND THAT WILLOW FREAK HE HANGS WITH, 313 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:27,750 NOT EVEN A BLIP ON THE RADAR SCREEN, RIGHT? 314 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:30,209 WELL...YEAH. 315 00:17:30,209 --> 00:17:31,166 THEY'RE DEAD. 316 00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:34,250 OK. 317 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:37,041 NOT FUNNY. 318 00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:39,792 HEY, YOU. WHERE DID YOU PUT MY CAR? 319 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,083 PARDON? 320 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,667 MY AUTO! 321 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,875 EL CONVERTABLO? 322 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:47,875 YOU STUDENTS AREN'T ALLOWED TO DRIVE, AND YOU KNOW IT. 323 00:17:47,875 --> 00:18:04,708 WHAT?! GO ON NOW, MISS. 324 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,125 YOU BETTER GET IN BEFORE THE SUN SETS. 325 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:08,291 [GATE SQUEALS] 326 00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:10,792 [GASP] 327 00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,250 WELL, WHAT DO YA KNOW? 328 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,333 CORDELIA CHASE. 329 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:16,167 WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE? 330 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:18,708 HARMONY TOLD ME YOU WERE DEAD. 331 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,375 NOW, WHY WOULD SHE SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 332 00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:22,750 LET'S THINK. 333 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:39,667 LISTEN TO ME. WE HAVE TO FIND BUFFY. 334 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,209 SHE'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO SAVE US. 335 00:18:41,209 --> 00:18:57,000 SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, 336 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000 AND AS MUCH AS IT KILLS ME TO ADMIT IT... 337 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,750 THINGS WERE BETTER WHEN SHE WAS AROUND. 338 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,583 BUFFY? 339 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:05,333 THE SLAYER? 340 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,041 NO! BUFFY THE DOG-FACED GIRL! 341 00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:10,000 DUH! WHO DO YOU THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT? 342 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,291 Willow: BORED NOW. 343 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,041 THIS IS THE PART THAT'S LESS FUN. 344 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:17,583 WHEN THERE ISN'T ANY SCREAMING. 345 00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,125 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU TWO AND THE LEATHER? 346 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,000 PLAY NOW? 347 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,708 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR APPETITE, WIL, 348 00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,667 BUT I THOUGHT WE AGREED IT WAS MY TURN. 349 00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:26,792 NO. NO! 350 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,750 NO WAY! 351 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,125 I WISH US INTO BIZARRO LAND, 352 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:33,500 AND YOU GUYS ARE STILL TOGETHER?! 353 00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:40,333 I CANNOT WIN! 354 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:44,583 PROBABLY NOT. 355 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,166 BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A HEAD START. 356 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:48,458 [GASP] NO! 357 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:53,375 I LOVE THIS PART. 358 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,834 YOU LOVE ALL THE PARTS. 359 00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,375 NO FUN. 360 00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:58,834 SHE DIDN'T EVEN HARDLY FIGHT. 361 00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,834 [TIRES SQUEALING] 362 00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:03,166 AW, SWELL. IT'S THE WHITE HATS. 363 00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:06,959 I'VE GOT THEM! GET THE GIRL! 364 00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:08,667 Oz: HOW'S SHE DOING? 365 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,500 HER PULSE IS STRONG. 366 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,375 WHAT WAS SHE DOING WEARING THAT? 367 00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:17,917 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT VAMPIRES ARE ATTRACTED TO BRIGHT COLORS. 368 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,417 THAT'S CORDELIA. IT'S BETTER TO LOOK GOOD THAN TO FEEL ALIVE. 369 00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:37,792 UH, GO AND WATCH THE PERIMETERS 370 00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:39,000 IN CASE THEY FOLLOW. 371 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,125 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] 372 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,041 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 373 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,667 Man: OH, MY GOD! 374 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,333 SLAP MY HAND, DEAD SOUL MAN. 375 00:20:54,333 --> 00:21:08,083 AHH. 376 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,083 XANDER. WILLOW. 377 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,875 HUNGRY? 378 00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:14,000 I'VE LOST MY APPETITE FOR THIS ONE. 379 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,000 SHE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME. 380 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,750 I'M TRYING TO EAT, AND SHE LOOKS AT ME. 381 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:23,000 GO ON! 382 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,625 I REMEMBER THAT LUST FOR THE KILL. 383 00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:30,917 NOW...WHAT NEWS ON THE RIALTO? 384 00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:52,583 HAD A PRIME KILL... 385 00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:56,166 OLD CRUSH, ACTUALLY... 386 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,000 TILL THAT WANNA-SLAY LIBRARIAN SHOWED UP. 387 00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:09,166 HE'LL BE DEALT WITH SOON ENOUGH. 388 00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:19,166 WEIRD THING. 389 00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:22,500 GIRL KEPT TALKING ABOUT BUFFY. 390 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,083 "GOTTA GET BUFFY HERE." 391 00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:27,083 ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY CALLED THE SLAYER? 392 00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:29,667 HMM. 393 00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:33,375 BUFFY. OOH. SCARY. 394 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,208 SOMEONE HAS TO TALK TO HER PEOPLE. 395 00:22:44,708 --> 00:22:48,250 THAT NAME IS STRIKING FEAR IN NOBODY'S HEARTS. 396 00:22:49,708 --> 00:22:53,333 SHE TALKED OF SUMMONING A SLAYER HERE, 397 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:55,000 NOW, AT THIS TIME... 398 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,375 AND YOU DIDN'T KILL HER? 399 00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:00,166 WELL, THEY HAD CROSSES. 400 00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:02,458 THE PLANT BEGINS OPERATION IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS. 401 00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:03,667 YOU WILL FIND THIS GIRL. 402 00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:06,750 YOU WILL KILL HER BEFORE SHE CONTACTS THE SLAYER. 403 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,875 OR I'LL SEE YOU TWO KISSING DAYLIGHT. 404 00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:11,500 [GROANS] 405 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:12,500 HEY! HEY-- 406 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,625 GILES! IT'S ALL MY FAULT! 407 00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:17,917 I WASN'T--I MADE THIS STUPID WISH-- 408 00:23:17,917 --> 00:23:21,166 COME ON. PLEASE LIE-- 409 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,417 NO! YOU HAVE TO GET BUFFY. 410 00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:26,208 BUFFY CHANGES IT. 411 00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:27,625 IT WASN'T LIKE THIS. IT WAS BETTER. 412 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,291 I MEAN, THE CLOTHES ALONE-- 413 00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:33,083 BUT PEOPLE WERE HAPPY. 414 00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:37,458 MOSTLY. 415 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:42,959 AND-- 416 00:23:42,959 --> 00:23:46,166 WAIT. 417 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,166 WHY ARE YOU HERE AND SHE'S NOT? 418 00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:53,417 I MEAN, YOU--YOU WERE HER WATCHER. 419 00:23:53,417 --> 00:23:55,458 H-HOW DO YOU KNOW I WAS A WATCHER? 420 00:23:55,458 --> 00:23:57,083 I'VE NEVER-- [FOOTSTEPS] 421 00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:58,458 WHAT? 422 00:23:58,458 --> 00:24:00,708 WHAT? 423 00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:02,083 I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING. 424 00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:03,917 NOW, I WANT YOU TO START AGAIN 425 00:24:03,917 --> 00:24:05,875 AND EXPLAIN EVERYTHING VERY CAREFULLY. 426 00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:07,708 YOU'RE IN A BIG CAGE. 427 00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:08,708 NOT TOO BRIGHT, BOOK GUY. 428 00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:10,834 [SNARLS] 429 00:24:10,834 --> 00:24:12,875 SO YOU'RE A WATCHER, HUH? 430 00:24:12,875 --> 00:24:15,667 WATCH THIS. 431 00:24:15,667 --> 00:24:18,625 THEY HIT US RIGHT OUTSIDE. 432 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,875 NANCY? 433 00:24:20,875 --> 00:24:23,333 SHE'S DEAD. 434 00:24:25,209 --> 00:24:26,209 UM...WOULD YOU MIND... 435 00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:28,208 COULD YOU TAKE HER TO THE INCINERATOR? 436 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,875 I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO... 437 00:24:33,417 --> 00:24:35,500 WAIT A MOMENT. 438 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:38,875 THE DEED IS DONE. 439 00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:41,583 YOU KILLED THE GIRL WHO SOUGHT THE SLAYER? 440 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,834 IT WAS TOO EASY. 441 00:24:47,417 --> 00:24:48,750 I FELT CHEAP. 442 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:50,542 EXCELLENT. 443 00:24:50,542 --> 00:24:54,083 THE OPENING WILL COMMENCE AS SCHEDULED. 444 00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:55,542 SO...YOU'RE PLEASED? 445 00:24:55,542 --> 00:25:40,959 ECSTATIC. 446 00:25:40,959 --> 00:25:42,583 THEN...CAN I PLAY WITH THE PUPPY? 447 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,375 BE MY GUEST. 448 00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:45,667 YES, I UNDERSTAND, BUT IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT I SEE HER. 449 00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:51,542 HERE. 450 00:25:51,542 --> 00:25:53,583 WELL...WHEN WILL YOU? 451 00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:55,583 YEAH, WELL, YOU ARE HER WATCHER. 452 00:25:55,583 --> 00:26:06,792 I'D EXPECT HER TO AT LEAST CHECK IN TO-- 453 00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,208 YES, I'M AWARE THAT THERE'S A GREAT DEAL 454 00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:28,166 OF DEMONIC ACTIVITY IN CLEVELAND. 455 00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:29,625 IT--WELL, IT HAPPENS, YOU KNOW, 456 00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:31,875 THAT--THAT SUNNYDALE IS ON A HELLMOUTH. 457 00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:33,583 IT--IT IS SO. 458 00:26:33,583 --> 00:26:35,125 WELL--JUST-- 459 00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:36,667 JUST GIVE HER THE MESSAGE 460 00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:40,166 IF YOU EVER SEE HER AGAIN. 461 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:43,250 Willow: BORED NOW. 462 00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:45,125 DAYTIME IS THE WORST. 463 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:48,500 COOPED UP FOR HOURS. 464 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,792 CAN'T HUNT. 465 00:26:59,291 --> 00:27:02,625 THE MASTER SAID I COULD PLAY. 466 00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:05,250 ISN'T THAT FUN, PUPPY? 467 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:08,209 AW... 468 00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:09,875 PUPPY'S BEING ALL QUIET. 469 00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:12,250 COME ON. DON'T BE A SPOILSPORT. 470 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,417 [GROANS] 471 00:27:14,417 --> 00:27:16,750 GUESS WHAT TODAY IS. 472 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:19,041 TODAY THE PLANT OPENS. 473 00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:22,417 IT'S A BIG PARTY. 474 00:27:22,417 --> 00:27:25,208 [GROANS] 475 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,250 YOU REMEMBER I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE PLANT. 476 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:29,000 ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU TRIED TO SAVE? 477 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,209 IT'S GONNA BE QUICK FOR THEM. 478 00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:44,375 NOT FOR YOU, THOUGH. 479 00:27:44,375 --> 00:27:46,000 IT'S GONNA BE SLOW FOR YOU. 480 00:27:49,917 --> 00:27:52,875 THAT'S RIGHT, PUPPY... 481 00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:55,583 WILLOW'S GONNA MAKE YOU BARK. 482 00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:56,959 AAH! 483 00:28:05,291 --> 00:28:08,125 OH... 484 00:28:11,041 --> 00:28:13,333 MAYBE I WENT TOO HARD ON YOU LAST TIME. 485 00:28:17,792 --> 00:28:19,625 AAH! 486 00:28:19,625 --> 00:28:23,041 OHH! 487 00:28:23,041 --> 00:28:25,708 TOO HARD? 488 00:28:25,708 --> 00:28:27,542 NO SUCH THING. 489 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,166 WATCH IT WITH THOSE THINGS. YOU ALMOST GOT MY HAIR. 490 00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:37,417 SORRY. 491 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:39,125 GOT CARRIED AWAY. 492 00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:41,542 DON'T YOU WANT TO? 493 00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:45,708 NO, THANKS, BABY. 494 00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:49,375 I JUST WANT TO WATCH YOU GO. 495 00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:52,083 [ANGEL SCREAMS] 496 00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:53,708 HERE IT IS! 497 00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:58,458 I FOUND IT. 498 00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:02,583 LOOK. 499 00:29:02,583 --> 00:29:05,375 IT'S WHAT, UM, CORDELIA WAS WEARING. 500 00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:07,167 IT'S THE--THE, UH, 501 00:29:07,167 --> 00:29:08,750 SYMBOL OF--OF ANYANKA. 502 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,542 I DON'T THINK I KNOW HER. 503 00:29:17,834 --> 00:29:19,041 WELL, NO. UM, UM, ANYANKA... 504 00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:20,125 IS SORT OF A PATRON SAINT OF SCORNED WOMEN. 505 00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:21,417 WHAT DOES SHE DO? 506 00:29:21,417 --> 00:29:23,500 UH, SHE GRANTS WISHES. 507 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,417 SO CORDELIA WISHED FOR SOMETHING? 508 00:29:26,417 --> 00:29:27,792 WELL, IF IT WAS A LONG, HEALTHY LIFE, 509 00:29:27,792 --> 00:29:29,375 SHE SHOULD GET HER MONEY BACK. 510 00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:32,333 SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT EVERYTHING BEING DIFFERENT, 511 00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:34,458 THAT THE...WORLD WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS. 512 00:29:34,458 --> 00:29:37,083 IT WAS, UM, BETTER. 513 00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:43,708 BEFORE. 514 00:29:43,708 --> 00:29:45,208 OK. THE ENTIRE WORLD SUCKS BECAUSE SOME DEAD DITZ MADE A WISH? 515 00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:47,750 I JUST WANT IT CLEAR. 516 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:49,500 SHE SAID THE, UH... 517 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:52,041 THE SLAYER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, 518 00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:53,125 WAS MEANT TO HAVE BEEN HERE ALREADY. 519 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:56,834 CERTAINLY WOULD HAVE HELPED. 520 00:29:56,834 --> 00:29:58,875 YES. I TRIED CALLING HER, BUT, UM... 521 00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:01,333 LOOK, I'M GONNA HAVE TO... 522 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:05,166 RESEARCH THIS ANYANKA THING FURTHER. 523 00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:06,417 UM, I HAVE SOME MORE... 524 00:30:08,166 --> 00:30:10,125 VOLUMES AT HOME. 525 00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:12,250 YOU TWO GET SOME SLEEP. 526 00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:13,417 WATCH YOUR BACK. 527 00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:14,959 Woman: NO! [SCREAMING] 528 00:30:14,959 --> 00:30:17,959 GET UP THERE! [SCREAMING] 529 00:30:17,959 --> 00:30:21,667 HEY! 530 00:30:21,667 --> 00:30:24,583 RUN! 531 00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:26,250 BUFFY SUMMERS? 532 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:31,083 THAT'S RIGHT. 533 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:34,333 WANNA TELL ME WHAT I'M DOING HERE? 534 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,333 AH! AH! AH! 535 00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:39,291 YES! 536 00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:42,291 HERE. "IN ORDER TO DEFEAT ANYANKA, 537 00:30:42,291 --> 00:30:44,542 "ONE MUST DESTROY HER POWER CENTER. 538 00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:47,125 "THIS SHOULD REVERSE ALL THE WISHES SHE'S GRANTED, 539 00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:49,792 RENDERING HER MORTAL AND POWERLESS AGAIN." 540 00:30:49,792 --> 00:30:52,417 YOU SEE? WITHOUT HER POWER CENTER, 541 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:55,291 SHE'D JUST BE AN ORDINARY WOMAN AGAIN. 542 00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:57,458 AND ALL THIS WOULD BE, UM... 543 00:30:57,458 --> 00:30:59,208 WELL, DIFFERENT. 544 00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:00,333 WELL, I'D SAY THAT MY WATCHER MUSCLES 545 00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:18,667 HAVEN'T COMPLETELY ATROPHIED AFTER ALL. 546 00:31:18,667 --> 00:31:21,542 GREAT. 547 00:31:21,542 --> 00:31:24,542 WHAT'S HER POWER CENTER? 548 00:31:28,375 --> 00:31:29,458 UM, WELL, UM--UM... 549 00:31:32,041 --> 00:31:33,166 IT DOESN'T SAY. 550 00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:59,500 WHY DON'T I JUST PUT A STAKE THROUGH HER HEART? 551 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:01,250 SHE'S NOT A VAMPIRE. 552 00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:02,333 WELL, YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY THINGS THAT'LL KILL. 553 00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:07,166 I DON'T WANT TO KILL HER, MISS SUMMERS. 554 00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:18,250 I WANT TO REVERSE WHATEVER EFFECT 555 00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,667 SHE'S HAD ON THIS--THIS WORLD. 556 00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:22,542 [SIGHS] 557 00:32:22,542 --> 00:32:24,750 YOU'RE TAKING AN AWFUL LOT ON FAITH HERE, JEEVES. 558 00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:27,417 GILES. 559 00:32:27,417 --> 00:32:29,542 KILL THE BAD FAIRY... 560 00:32:29,542 --> 00:32:31,667 DESTROY THE BAD FAIRY'S POWER CENTER, WHATEVER, 561 00:32:31,667 --> 00:32:34,000 AND ALL THE TROUBLES GO AWAY? 562 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,834 WELL, I'M SURE IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE, BUT-- 563 00:32:35,834 --> 00:32:38,041 WORLD IS WHAT IT IS. 564 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:39,458 WE FIGHT. WE DIE. 565 00:32:41,291 --> 00:32:44,041 WISHING DOESN'T CHANGE THAT. 566 00:32:44,041 --> 00:32:47,041 I HAVE TO BELIEVE IN A BETTER WORLD. 567 00:32:47,041 --> 00:32:49,333 GO AHEAD. 568 00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:50,917 I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS ONE. 569 00:32:50,917 --> 00:32:53,458 CORDELIA SAID SHE KNEW THAT I WAS MEANT TO BE YOUR WATCHER. 570 00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:57,125 SHE SAID SHE KNEW YOU. 571 00:32:57,125 --> 00:32:59,625 SHE'S PROBABLY JUST A BIG FAN. 572 00:32:59,625 --> 00:33:01,792 THE MASTER SENT HIS MOST VICIOUS DISCIPLES TO KILL HER. 573 00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:04,125 NOW, SHE MUST HAVE POSED SOME THREAT TO HIM. 574 00:33:04,125 --> 00:33:05,667 THE MASTER? 575 00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:08,750 UM, SUPREME VAMPIRE AROUND THESE PARTS. 576 00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:11,125 HE LIVES ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN IN AN OLD CLUB. 577 00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:13,417 YOU KNOW WHERE HE LIVES, 578 00:33:13,417 --> 00:33:15,667 AND NO ONE'S EVER TRIED TO TAKE HIM OUT? 579 00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:16,875 PEOPLE HAVE TRIED. 580 00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:20,000 WELL, POINT THE WAY. 581 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,166 I MIGHT AS WELL DO SOME GOOD WHILE I'M IN THIS TOWN. 582 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:24,291 YOU CAN'T JUST WALK IN THERE AND-- 583 00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:25,959 LOOK, YOU WANNA STAY HERE 584 00:33:25,959 --> 00:33:27,625 AND PLAY MAKE-BELIEVE, FINE. 585 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:29,834 I'M NOT GONNA BE ANY HELP TO YOU ANYWAY. 586 00:33:29,834 --> 00:33:32,000 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I'M GOOD AT. 587 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,250 AT LEAST LET'S MUSTER SOME KIND OF FORCE. 588 00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:35,250 I DON'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS. 589 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:38,583 NOW, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THIS ONCE, 590 00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:42,542 AND THEN I'M GONNA GET TESTY. 591 00:33:42,542 --> 00:33:44,291 [DROPS BOOK] 592 00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:46,959 WHERE IS THIS CLUB? 593 00:33:46,959 --> 00:33:50,583 Angel: BUFFY. 594 00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:53,542 BUFFY SUMMERS. 595 00:33:53,542 --> 00:33:54,834 IT'S YOU. 596 00:33:54,834 --> 00:33:57,333 I MEAN... YOU DON'T REMEMBER. 597 00:33:57,333 --> 00:34:00,208 HOW COULD YOU? 598 00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:02,166 HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME? 599 00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:04,208 I WAITED. 600 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:05,875 I WAITED HERE FOR YOU. 601 00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:08,792 BUT YOU NEVER--I WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU. 602 00:34:08,792 --> 00:34:11,166 [SCOFFS] 603 00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:12,250 YOU WERE GONNA HELP ME. 604 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:13,458 THE MASTER ROSE. 605 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,041 HE LET ME LIVE... TO PUNISH ME. 606 00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:16,458 I KEPT HOPING MAYBE YOU'D COME. 607 00:34:16,458 --> 00:34:18,500 MY DESTINY. 608 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,750 IS THIS A GET-IN-MY-PANTS THING? 609 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:23,417 YOU GUYS IN SUNNYDALE TALK LIKE I'M THE SECOND COMING. 610 00:34:23,417 --> 00:34:25,209 I'M SORRY. 611 00:34:25,209 --> 00:34:26,250 I JUST MEANT-- 612 00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:29,250 LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR STORIES. 613 00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:30,500 WHERE'S THE MASTER? 614 00:34:30,500 --> 00:35:08,166 THEY'RE AT HIS FACTORY. 615 00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:10,458 IT STARTS TONIGHT. 616 00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:12,291 FACTORY? 617 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:21,834 I--[GRUNTS] 618 00:35:21,834 --> 00:35:25,166 I CAN TAKE YOU THERE. 619 00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:26,667 [GASP] 620 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:28,333 OH, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 621 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:32,083 WAIT! I WON'T HURT YOU. 622 00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:35,125 NO. YOU'LL LEAVE THAT TO YOUR MASTER. 623 00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:38,291 YOU DON'T BELIEVE I WANT TO HELP YOU? 624 00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:40,375 BELIEVE I WANT HIM DEAD. 625 00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:43,083 The Master: AND NOW BEHOLD THE TECHNICAL WONDER 626 00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:45,458 WHICH IS ABOUT TO ALTER THE VERY FABRIC OF OUR SOCIETY. 627 00:35:45,458 --> 00:35:49,458 SOME HAVE ARGUED THAT SUCH AN ADVANCEMENT GOES AGAINST OUR NATURE. 628 00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:53,000 THEY CLAIM THAT DEATH IS OUR ART. I SAY TO THEM-- 629 00:35:55,166 --> 00:35:57,083 WELL, I DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO THEM BECAUSE I KILL THEM. 630 00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:01,291 UNDENIABLY, WE ARE THE WORLD'S SUPERIOR RACE. 631 00:36:01,291 --> 00:36:03,750 YET WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TOO PAROCHIAL, 632 00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:04,750 TOO BOUND BY THE MINDLESS ROUTINE OF THE PREDATOR. 633 00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,000 HUNT AND KILL, HUNT AND KILL. TITILLATING? 634 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,542 YES. 635 00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:10,750 PRACTICAL? HARDLY. 636 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:13,542 MEANWHILE, THE HUMANS, WITH THEIR PLEBEIAN MINDS, 637 00:36:13,542 --> 00:36:15,375 HAVE BROUGHT US A TRULY DEMONIC CONCEPT-- 638 00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:17,333 MASS PRODUCTION! 639 00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:18,333 Vampires: YEAH! 640 00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:19,917 YEAH! 641 00:36:19,917 --> 00:36:37,250 WE REALLY ARE LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE. 642 00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:38,917 O...ANYANKA... I BESEECH THEE... 643 00:36:38,917 --> 00:36:41,417 UM... 644 00:36:41,417 --> 00:36:43,166 IN THE NAME OF ALL WOMEN SCORNED... 645 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:45,333 COME BEFORE ME. 646 00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,083 OH! 647 00:36:54,291 --> 00:36:56,834 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I DO TO A MAN 648 00:37:02,041 --> 00:37:05,708 WHO USES THAT SPELL TO SUMMON ME? 649 00:37:05,708 --> 00:37:09,125 BRING ON THE FIRST! 650 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:13,166 GET BACK! 651 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:18,209 OPEN IT UP! 652 00:37:18,209 --> 00:37:21,209 YOU! 653 00:37:21,209 --> 00:37:24,208 Girl: NOOO! 654 00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:27,000 NO! PLEASE! NO! HELP ME! 655 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:31,166 NO! 656 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:34,750 NOOOO! 657 00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:35,750 NO--OH! [ELECTRIC SHOCKS] 658 00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:38,375 SHE'S STILL ALIVE, YOU SEE, 659 00:37:38,375 --> 00:37:42,291 FOR THE FRESHNESS. 660 00:37:42,291 --> 00:37:45,834 WHAT'S THE PLAN? 661 00:37:45,834 --> 00:37:48,250 DON'T FALL ON THIS. 662 00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:50,333 l 663 00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:51,667 WELCOME TO THE FUTURE. 664 00:37:51,667 --> 00:37:56,041 TO THE FUTURE! 665 00:38:03,041 --> 00:38:08,000 THE FUTURE! 666 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,417 THE FUTURE! 667 00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:17,209 UH-OH. PUPPY GOT OUT. 668 00:38:17,209 --> 00:38:18,625 CORDELIA CHASE-- WHAT DID SHE WISH FOR? 669 00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:23,375 I HAD NO IDEA HER WISH WOULD BE SO EXCITING. 670 00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:28,209 BRAVE NEW WORLD. 671 00:38:28,209 --> 00:38:30,542 I HOPE SHE LIKES IT. 672 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,708 YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE IT BACK. 673 00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:36,834 I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU. 674 00:38:36,834 --> 00:38:38,333 YOUR ONLY POWER LIES IN THE WISHING. 675 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:40,291 WRONG! 676 00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:42,458 Angel: BUFFY, LOOK OUT! 677 00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:46,458 BUFFY... 678 00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:48,209 Anyanka: THIS IS THE REAL WORLD NOW. 679 00:38:48,209 --> 00:38:49,458 THIS IS THE WORLD WE MADE. 680 00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:52,000 ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? 681 00:39:01,667 --> 00:39:03,667 Anyanka: YOU TRUSTING FOOL! 682 00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:05,291 HOW DO YOU KNOW THE OTHER WORLD 683 00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:41,291 IS ANY BETTER THAN THIS? 684 00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:43,209 BECAUSE IT HAS TO BE. 685 00:39:44,542 --> 00:39:46,208 NO! 686 00:39:46,208 --> 00:40:04,792 I WISH BUFFY SUMMERS HAD NEVER COME TO SUNNYDALE. 687 00:40:04,792 --> 00:40:07,417 DONE. 688 00:40:07,417 --> 00:40:09,375 THAT WOULD BE COOL. 689 00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:10,667 NO. WAIT. 690 00:40:10,667 --> 00:40:12,083 I WISH BUFFY SUMMERS HAD NEVER BEEN BORN. 691 00:40:21,708 --> 00:40:23,417 DONE! 692 00:40:23,417 --> 00:40:40,375 AND I WISH THAT XANDER HARRIS 693 00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:42,875 NEVER AGAIN KNOWS THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN. 694 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:46,333 AND THAT WILLOW WAKES UP TOMORROW COVERED IN MONKEY HAIR. 695 00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:48,208 DONE! 696 00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:50,792 IN FACT, I WISH ALL MEN EXCEPT MAYBE THE DUMB AND THE REALLY AGREEABLE KIND, 697 00:40:58,291 --> 00:41:00,500 DISAPPEAR OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH. THAT WOULD BE SO COOL! 698 00:41:03,209 --> 00:41:04,834 OR MAYBE... 699 00:41:04,834 --> 00:41:08,000 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 700 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,250 GRR! ARRGH!