1 00:00:02,583 --> 00:00:03,458 PREVIOUSLY ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER... 2 00:00:03,458 --> 00:00:04,625 I'M FAITH. 3 00:00:04,625 --> 00:00:05,917 I'M GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB 4 00:00:05,917 --> 00:00:07,500 AND SAY THERE'S A NEW SLAYER IN TOWN. 5 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:09,083 GEE, IF DOING VIOLENCE TO VAMPIRES UPSETS YOU, 6 00:00:09,083 --> 00:00:10,583 I THINK YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LINE OF WORK. 7 00:00:10,583 --> 00:00:12,625 YEAH, OR MAYBE YOU LIKE IT A LITTLE TOO MUCH. 8 00:00:12,625 --> 00:00:14,208 FAITH, NO! 9 00:00:14,208 --> 00:00:15,708 YOU KILLED A MAN. I DON'T CARE. 10 00:00:15,708 --> 00:00:17,083 SHE'S UNSTABLE, BUFFY. 11 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:19,083 GUESS THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A JOB OPENING. 12 00:00:19,083 --> 00:00:39,875 WELL. 13 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:41,917 WELL. 14 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:45,708 THAT WAS...VERY... 15 00:00:45,708 --> 00:00:48,583 ARTISTIC. 16 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:50,083 YEAH. 17 00:00:51,708 --> 00:00:53,208 IT WASN'T WHAT I EXPECTED. 18 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:55,083 I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN... 19 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:59,166 WELL, FROM THE TITLE, 20 00:00:59,166 --> 00:01:00,750 I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT FOOD. 21 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:03,291 WELL, THERE WAS FOOD. 22 00:01:03,291 --> 00:01:05,125 RIGHT. TH-THE SCENE WITH THE...FOOD. 23 00:01:06,542 --> 00:01:10,542 SO, FEEL LIKE GETTING SOME HOT CHOCOLATE 24 00:01:12,166 --> 00:01:16,500 OR SOME COLD SHOWER? 25 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:18,750 I'M SORRY. 26 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:20,041 I WANTED TO TAKE YOU OUT SOMEWHERE FUN. 27 00:01:20,041 --> 00:01:22,834 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE BEEN TO THE MOVIES. 28 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:27,250 THEY'VE CHANGED. 29 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:28,583 A LITTLE SCARY. 30 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:30,625 AND A LITTLE NOT, WHICH IS ALSO SCARY. 31 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:35,708 I'M SORRY. 32 00:01:36,583 --> 00:01:38,208 I JUST DON'T LIKE GETTING YOU WORKED UP LIKE THAT. 33 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:41,500 WE CAN'T ACTUALLY DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS. 34 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:44,667 YOU'D LOSE YOUR SOUL, 35 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:45,917 AND BESIDES, I DON'T EVEN OWN A KIMONO. 36 00:01:45,917 --> 00:01:48,125 BUFFY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME. 37 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:51,667 I JUST DON'T LIKE TO RUB YOUR NOSE IN IT. 38 00:01:51,667 --> 00:01:54,500 SUDDENLY WONDERING WHERE THAT EXPRESSION COMES FROM. 39 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:57,583 LOOK, I DON'T NEED TO SEE MOVIES TO GET WORKED UP. 40 00:01:57,583 --> 00:01:59,750 JUST BEING AROUND YOU DOES THAT JUST FINE. 41 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:02,583 IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M GONNA LOSE CONTROL, 42 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:04,458 OR THAT I'M GONNA BE FRUSTRATED AROUND YOU. 43 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,041 IT FEELS NICE JUST TO FEEL. 44 00:02:07,041 --> 00:02:10,083 IT DOESN'T DRIVE YOU CRAZY WHEN WE'RE CLOSE? 45 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:13,917 WATCH THIS. 46 00:02:13,917 --> 00:02:16,041 SEE? 47 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:26,417 SAFE AS HOUSES. 48 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:28,792 CHECK OUT THE LUST BUNNIES. 49 00:02:28,792 --> 00:02:31,792 PATROL? 50 00:02:39,917 --> 00:02:41,583 COUNCIL HAS YOU BACK ON ACTIVE DUTY? 51 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:48,792 FINALLY. THEY WANT US DOWN BY MERCER. 52 00:02:50,667 --> 00:02:52,917 OK. 53 00:02:52,917 --> 00:02:56,875 GOOD NIGHT. 54 00:02:56,875 --> 00:02:58,417 I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 55 00:03:00,208 --> 00:03:01,667 DON'T WORRY, BIG GUY. 56 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:06,291 JUST KEEPING HER WARM FOR YOU. 57 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:07,750 I GOTTA TELL YOU, B. 58 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,750 THE WILLPOWER THING? NICE JOB. 59 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:21,291 THANKS. WHAT? 60 00:03:21,291 --> 00:03:23,708 THE "CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR" DEAL WITH ANGEL. 61 00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:25,583 I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD HANDLE, YOU KNOW, 62 00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:28,792 THE WAY YOU'RE NOT HANDLING IT. 63 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:31,667 FAITH, WHEN IT COMES TO ANGEL, DO ME A FAVOR. DUCK! 64 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,542 [GROANS] 65 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:37,125 OW! WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? 66 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:38,250 GOING AROUND PUNCHING PEOPLE? 67 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:39,500 PEOPLE? 68 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:41,375 SO WHAT, I'M A DEMON. THAT MAKES IT OK? 69 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:43,834 HOLD IT! WHOA! 70 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:46,041 STAKE ME NOW 71 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:47,250 AND YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT I GOT FOR YOU. 72 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:49,000 HUH? THINK ABOUT IT. 73 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,041 DEMON SEEKS SLAYERS. HIGHLY UNUSUAL? 74 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:51,375 TALK FAST. 75 00:03:51,375 --> 00:03:53,959 HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GET YOUR HANDS 76 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:57,583 ON THE BOOKS OF ASCENSION, HUH? 77 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:58,917 NEVER HEARD OF THEM. 78 00:03:58,917 --> 00:04:02,083 BOOKS OF ASCENSION-- VERY POWERFUL WORKS, 79 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:03,542 AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE PROSE. 80 00:04:03,542 --> 00:04:05,583 THEY DEAL WITH SOME DARK STUFF, 81 00:04:05,583 --> 00:04:07,875 AND THE MAYOR, HE WOULD HATE IT 82 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:09,500 IF SOMEBODY GOT AHOLD OF THEM BEFORE HE-- WELL, YOU KNOW. 83 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,917 DON'T KNOW. BEFORE HE WHAT? 84 00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:15,291 HEY, HEY, READ 'EM AND WEEP. 85 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:17,417 THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY. 86 00:04:17,417 --> 00:04:18,625 TOMORROW I GET THE BOOKS. 87 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,083 MEET ME HERE, AND IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT, 88 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:22,209 WELL, I GIVE THE BOOKS TO YOU. 89 00:04:22,209 --> 00:04:23,667 NOT REALLY LOOKING TO TRADE WITH A DEMON. 90 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,458 AND IF THIS WERE STILL A BARTER ECONOMY, 91 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:27,708 THAT WOULD BE A PROBLEM. I WANT CASH, PRINCESS. 92 00:04:27,708 --> 00:04:29,542 5 LARGE FOR THE WHOLE SET. 93 00:04:29,542 --> 00:04:32,250 SO YOU CAN BUY-- I'M GUESSING HERE-- 94 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:34,083 SOME SKIN CARE PRODUCTS? 95 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:36,166 PLANE TICKET OUT OF THE HELLMOUTH 96 00:04:36,166 --> 00:04:37,667 BEFORE IT'S ADIOS, SLAYER LOCO. 97 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:40,250 SO, 5 G's? WHAT DO YOU SAY? 98 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:42,917 I THINK "DIE, FIEND," SUMS IT UP, 99 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:46,250 WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 100 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,250 OH, LET HIM GO. 101 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:49,250 I DON'T THINK HE FALLS INTO THE DEADLY THREAT TO HUMANITY CATEGORY. 102 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:51,208 A DEMON'S A DEMON. 103 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:54,250 I'D LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THESE BOOKS OF ASCENSION. 104 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,375 ANYTHING THAT WOULD PIN THE MAYOR DOWN WOULD BE GREAT. 105 00:04:56,375 --> 00:04:59,375 YEAH...IT'D BE GREAT. 106 00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:02,917 AND WHAT EXACTLY DID THIS DEMON LOOK LIKE? 107 00:05:02,917 --> 00:05:04,125 DEMONIC. 108 00:05:04,125 --> 00:05:06,917 AH. AND YOU SAY HE HAS 109 00:05:06,917 --> 00:06:04,708 THE BOOKS OF ASCENSION, OR WILL SOON, 110 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:06,708 AND HE WAS, WHAT, WILLING TO SELL THEM? 111 00:06:06,708 --> 00:06:08,625 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 112 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:11,417 HMM. 113 00:06:11,417 --> 00:06:13,875 YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH? 114 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:18,166 I WISH YOU'D PULL YOUR HAIR BACK. 115 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:19,458 I KNOW, I KNOW, FASHION ISN'T EXACTLY MY THING, 116 00:06:19,458 --> 00:06:21,333 BUT GOSH DARN IT, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT SUCH A NICE FACE. 117 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:22,708 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HIDE IT. 118 00:06:22,708 --> 00:06:25,875 YEAH. SURE. 119 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:27,792 WHATEVER. 120 00:06:27,792 --> 00:06:31,917 IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME 121 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:33,667 BEFORE THIS DEMON GUY'S GONNA SPILL. 122 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:36,583 THEN BUFFY AND THE SUPER FRIENDS-- 123 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:38,166 YOU WORRY TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL YOUR AGE. 124 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:40,083 THAT'S UNNECESSARY STRESS. 125 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:42,542 LUCKILY, I'VE GOT JUST THE THING. 126 00:06:42,542 --> 00:06:44,208 THERE YOU GO. 127 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:45,959 NOW, FIRST YOU LOAD UP ON CALCIUM, 128 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:47,792 THEN FIND THIS DEMON, KILL THE HECK OUT OF HIM, 129 00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:49,959 AND BRING THE BOOKS TO ME. 130 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,959 AND IF BUFFY GETS TO HIM FIRST? 131 00:06:59,959 --> 00:07:02,375 OH, WELL, FRANKLY, I DON'T LIKE TO THINK ABOUT THAT. 132 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:05,291 I LIKE GOOD, POSITIVE, UP THOUGHTS. 133 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:06,875 IF YOU FAIL ME IN THAT WAY, 134 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:11,333 WELL, YOU KNOW, REPLACING MR. TRICK WAS CHORE ENOUGH. 135 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:15,166 OH, COME ON, DON'T WORRY. DRINK UP. 136 00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:18,209 THERE'S NOTHING UNCOOL ABOUT HEALTHY TEETH AND BONES. 137 00:07:18,209 --> 00:07:20,542 AND YOU SAY THIS DEMON WANTED CASH. 138 00:07:20,542 --> 00:07:23,458 THAT'S VERY UNUSUAL. 139 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:27,041 DEMONS AFTER MONEY. 140 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:31,209 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE STILL-BEATING HEART OF A VIRGIN? 141 00:07:31,209 --> 00:07:34,208 NO ONE HAS ANY STANDARDS ANYMORE. 142 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:36,209 WELL, HE SAID THE BOOKS WERE WORTH THE PRICE. 143 00:07:36,209 --> 00:07:37,625 WHAT'S THIS ASCENSION MEAN? 144 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,708 I'M NOT SURE. 145 00:07:39,708 --> 00:07:42,209 NO, NOT REALLY A COMMON TERM IN DEMONOLOGY. 146 00:07:42,209 --> 00:07:44,667 OOH, OOH! THE MERENSHTADT TEXT! 147 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:46,166 I THINK IN THE SECTION ON GENOCIDE, 148 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:49,875 THEY MENTION ASCENSION. 149 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:52,834 WELL, WE HAVE A WINNER. 150 00:07:52,834 --> 00:07:55,417 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, 2 LOSERS. 151 00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:58,542 WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT VOLUME? 152 00:07:58,542 --> 00:08:00,625 IN THE TOP OF YOUR BOOK CABINET 153 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:01,834 WITH THE STUFF YOU TRY TO KEEP HIDDEN. 154 00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:04,458 HIDDEN? ARE THERE ANY ENGRAVINGS 155 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:06,750 I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 156 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:09,209 FROLICKING NYMPHS OF SOME KIND? 157 00:08:09,209 --> 00:08:11,208 NO. JUST MAGIC SECRETS GILES DOESN'T THINK I'M READY FOR. 158 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:13,542 Giles: UM... AH, YES. YES, HERE WE ARE. 159 00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:15,125 THERE'S A REFERENCE HERE 160 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:17,291 TO THE JOURNAL OF DESMOND KANE, 161 00:08:17,291 --> 00:08:21,542 PASTOR OF A TOWN CALLED SHARPSVILLE. 162 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:24,250 "MAY 26, 1723. 163 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:26,500 "TOMORROW IS THE ASCENSION. 164 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,458 GOD HELP US ALL." 165 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:30,875 IT WAS THE LAST ANYONE HEARD. 166 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:32,875 OF KANE? 167 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:34,542 OF SHARPSVILLE. 168 00:08:34,542 --> 00:08:36,250 THE TOWN MORE OR LESS DISAPPEARED. 169 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,417 SO ASCENSION POSSIBLY NOT A LOVE-IN. 170 00:08:39,417 --> 00:08:41,583 I THINK YOU SHOULD MEET WITH THIS DEMON, BUFFY. 171 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:42,875 YEAH? ANYBODY GOT $5,000? 172 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:45,917 I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ASK YOU. 173 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:48,125 Xander: IMPORTANT? 174 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:50,875 LET'S START CALCULATING THOSE ODDS, PEOPLE. 175 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:53,041 WHAT ARE YOU DOING FRIDAY NIGHT? 176 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,792 UH...UH... 177 00:08:57,792 --> 00:08:59,333 AS ALWAYS, MY SACRED DUTY AS A WATCHER 178 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:01,291 PREVENTS ME FROM...WHY? 179 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,041 I HAVE A PAPER TO WRITE FOR ENGLISH, 180 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:06,083 AND YOU'RE ENGLISH, SO I THOUGHT...WHAT? 181 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:09,458 IS IT SO WRONG TO BE GETTING 182 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:12,000 AN INSIDER'S PERSPECTIVE? 183 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,583 I STUDY BEST IN A GOOD RESTAURANT... 184 00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:20,000 AROUND EIGHTISH? THINK IT OVER? 185 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,209 AND ON THE DAY THE WORDS "FLIMSY EXCUSE" WERE REDEFINED, 186 00:09:22,209 --> 00:09:23,583 WE STOOD IN AWE AND WATCHED. 187 00:09:25,208 --> 00:09:28,375 Wesley: RIGHT. 188 00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:31,917 BOOKS OF ASCENSION, MAYOR, SLAUGHTER... 189 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:40,583 TELL YOU WHAT. 190 00:09:40,583 --> 00:09:42,209 WHY DON'T WE TRY TO FIND THIS DEMON 191 00:09:42,209 --> 00:09:43,375 SOONER RATHER THAN LATER, 192 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:47,750 PERHAPS PERSUADE HIM TO LEND US THE BOOKS FREE OF CHARGE? 193 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:49,417 I THINK FAITH MIGHT BE USEFUL IN THAT PERSUASION PART. 194 00:09:49,417 --> 00:09:51,000 I IMAGINE SO. 195 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,542 WHERE IS FAITH, ANYWAY? 196 00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:56,542 HEY, SLAYER. 197 00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:59,667 I WASN'T EXPECTING COMPANY. 198 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,125 GIVE ME A MINUTE, 199 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:03,125 AND I'LL HAVE THE PLACE TIDIED UP FOR YOU. 200 00:10:03,125 --> 00:10:13,750 YOU GOT THE BOOKS? 201 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:15,291 WELL, THAT DEPENDS. 202 00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:16,917 YOU GOT MY MONEY? 203 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,166 YOU'RE TOUGH IN NEGOTIATIONS, 204 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:20,333 AND I RESPECT THAT. 205 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,750 CHECK 'EM OUT. 206 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:23,750 NOW, THAT IS QUALITY MERCHANDISE. 207 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:24,792 THAT'S WORTH 5 GRAND, EASY. 208 00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:31,625 BOOKS OF ASCENSION. 209 00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:33,166 MM-HMM. ORIGINAL EDITIONS AND EVERYTHING. 210 00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:37,500 GREAT CONDITION. 211 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,667 OK, IT'S A LITTLE WORN ON ONE SPINE, 212 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:42,000 SOME SLIGHT FOXING, BUT OTHERWISE PERFECT. 213 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,375 NOW, THE 5 GRAND, IT'S, YOU KNOW, NEGOTIABLE. 214 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:45,208 I DON'T LIKE TO HAGGLE. 215 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:47,208 FAITH. 216 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:48,917 ANGEL... 217 00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:53,166 I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. 218 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:57,417 LOOK, I HATE ASKING FOR HELP, BUT I'M ASKING, 219 00:10:57,417 --> 00:10:59,750 'CAUSE I'M IN TROUBLE, LIKE THE REAL BAD KIND. 220 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:39,041 IT'S OK. 221 00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:40,834 NO, IT'S A COUPLE COUNTY LINES OVER FROM OK, BELIEVE ME. 222 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:43,583 I BELIEVE YOU. LOOK, JUST TALK. 223 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:48,000 COME ON. 224 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:52,875 START FROM THE BEGINNING. 225 00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:57,000 MIND IF I SKIP PAST 226 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,000 THE "MOM NEVER LOVED ME" PART 227 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,083 AND GET RIGHT TO IT? 228 00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:06,917 I'M SCARING MYSELF. 229 00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:08,041 I KNOW THE FEELING. 230 00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:10,166 THAT'S WHY I CAME TO YOU. 231 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:12,208 I DON'T WANNA GET ALL 12-STEPPY, 232 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,375 BUT REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME 233 00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:15,250 THAT KILLING PEOPLE'D MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SOME KIND OF GOD? 234 00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:19,250 I THINK I JUST CAME DOWN TO EARTH. 235 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:20,834 IT'S NOT HUMAN, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, 236 00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:21,917 NOT THAT THAT MAKES ME FEEL ANY BETTER 237 00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:23,458 OR THIS GUY ANY LESS DEAD. 238 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,625 FAITH, YOU NEED HELP. YOU CAN'T DO THIS ALONE. 239 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:28,708 I KNOW. FOR REAL NOW, I'M SCARED... 240 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,834 SCARED OF WHAT I AM, WHAT I'M TURNING INTO-- 241 00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:36,083 COLD-BLOODED, STRAIGHT-UP KILLER...LIKE YOU. 242 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:38,458 NOT LIKE ME. I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE, 243 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,083 BUT YOU DO. 244 00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:44,750 LOOK, YOU CAN STOP THIS. 245 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,333 BELIEVE ME, I DON'T WANNA END UP THE WAY EVERYBODY SAID I WOULD-- 246 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,875 DEAD OR ALONE OR A LOSER. 247 00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:55,333 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 248 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,583 I DON'T KNOW. 249 00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,166 MAYBE IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME. 250 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:01,000 IT'S NOT. 251 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,917 ANGEL, I'M SO SCARED. 252 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,667 IT'S ALL RIGHT. SHH. IT'S OK. 253 00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:07,291 WHOA. 254 00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:08,708 WHOA, FAITH. I... 255 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,250 LOOK, I CAN BE HERE FOR YOU, 256 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,583 BUT NOT LIKE THAT, ALL RIGHT? 257 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,375 I'M WITH BUFFY. 258 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,333 BUFFY, YEAH. 259 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:30,166 I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 260 00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:31,917 MAYBE I DID, BUT I WOULDN'T PRESS IT. 261 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:34,708 YOU LOVE HER, DON'T YOU? 262 00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:36,625 I LOVE HER. 263 00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:39,667 GOOD FOR YOU. 264 00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:41,333 THE TWO OF YOU, YOU'RE LUCKY. 265 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,375 WE FRIENDS? 266 00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:46,375 WE'RE FRIENDS. 267 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:53,041 THEN I'M LUCKY, TOO. 268 00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:58,500 I BETTER GO. 269 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,875 WHERE? 270 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,041 I NEED TO COOL DOWN... 271 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,750 SPEND SOME TIME ALONE. 272 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,917 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 273 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:11,041 YOU'VE BEEN A BIG HELP. JUST KNOWING SOMEBODY CARES. 274 00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:12,333 HEY, I KNOW I SHOULDN'T BE ASKING THIS, BUT... 275 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,834 DO YOU THINK IF THINGS WERE DIFFERENT, 276 00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,834 THAT THINGS BETWEEN YOU AND ME'D BE DIFFERENT, TOO? 277 00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:22,000 WE'LL NEVER KNOW. 278 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,208 RIGHT. 279 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,083 HOW COULD WE? 280 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:29,625 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 281 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:36,542 Faith: LIFETIME OF PRACTICE. 282 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,250 Faith: IT'S NOT LIKE I WASN'T TRYING, OK? 283 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:42,417 THERE'S NO NEED TO CONVINCE ME. 284 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:44,291 I'M SURE YOU GAVE IT YOUR LEVEL BEST. 285 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,542 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT BOY COULD BE THINKING. 286 00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:47,000 TRY BUFFY SUMMERS, 287 00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:49,291 LIKE IN A BIG, FAT, ONE-TRACK WAY. 288 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,875 HEY, COME ON! DON'T BE DISCOURAGED. 289 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,209 YOU'RE A BRIGHT, YOUNG, ENERGETIC GIRL 290 00:15:05,209 --> 00:15:06,875 WITH A WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF HER, 291 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,625 AND I WON'T TOLERATE BROODING. 292 00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:10,708 SO YOU COULDN'T GIVE HIM THAT ONE MOMENT OF TRUE HAPPINESS. 293 00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:12,291 I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF A LONG WEEKEND, BUT OK. 294 00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:14,875 AND HE SPURNED YOUR ADVANCES. SO BE IT. 295 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:17,166 THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT, 296 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,625 AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT'S FACTUALLY TRUE. 297 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,041 WE WANNA TAKE ANGEL'S SOUL AWAY. 298 00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,708 IF WE CAN'T DO IT BY GIVING HIM HAPPINESS, 299 00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:25,625 WELL, BY GOLLY, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DO IT 300 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,209 IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY IMAGINABLE. 301 00:15:28,209 --> 00:15:29,834 FIND ANYTHING? 302 00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:32,083 A SIX-COURSE BANQUET OF NOTHING 303 00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:34,750 WITH A SCOOP OF SOD ALL AS A PALETTE CLEANSER. 304 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:38,083 I'VE HAD NO BETTER LUCK. 305 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,875 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING ABOUT THIS ASCENSION SOMEWHERE. 306 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,667 PERHAPS I SHOULD CONTACT THE COUNCIL, 307 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:45,959 MAYBE RUN A SEARCH THROUGH-- 308 00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:57,250 NO, I DON'T... 309 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,041 IT SHOULD BE I THAT... 310 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,542 THE COUNCIL ISN'T ENTIRELY AWARE THAT I'M LETTING YOU WORK FOR ME. 311 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,291 UH...WITH ME. 312 00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:05,208 I DON'T THINK THEY'D BE VERY HAPPY AT THE IDEA OF THE TWO OF US COLLABORATING. 313 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:12,875 WELL, I WASN'T ABOUT TO BURST INTO GLORIOUS SONG ABOUT IT MYSELF. 314 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,166 WHY DON'T YOU CALL THEM? 315 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,166 I THINK THE MOST EXPEDIENT PLAN 316 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,792 WOULD BE TO FIND THESE BOOKS OF ASCENSION THEMSELVES. 317 00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,417 BUFFY, YOU AND FAITH MUST FIND THIS DEMON, AND SOON. 318 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:25,083 I'LL GO BACK TO THE SCENE, SEE IF I CAN TRACK HIM. 319 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:30,166 WAIT FOR FAITH. 320 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:33,000 THAT COULD BE HOURS. 321 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,625 THE GIRL MAKES GODOT LOOK PUNCTUAL. 322 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,333 I'LL JUST GO MYSELF. 323 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,708 BUFFY, THIS IS A JOB FOR THE BOTH OF YOU. 324 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,291 THIS DEMON COULD BE ANYWHERE. 325 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:49,125 IF THESE BOOKS ARE AS IMPORTANT AS HE SAYS, HE HAS GOOD REASON TO HIDE. 326 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:53,000 FINDING HIM'S GOING TO BE EXTREMELY DIFFICULT. 327 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,250 FOUND YOUR DEMON. 328 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,625 FASHION TIP, WES. 329 00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,834 MOUTH LOOKS BETTER CLOSED. 330 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,083 GOT THE ADDRESS. 331 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:05,417 I BEAT IT OUT OF WILLIE THE SNITCH PERSONALLY. 332 00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:07,542 YOU BEAT UP WILLIE? 333 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:11,583 SURE. 334 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:15,000 WELL, ACTUALLY LET'S JUST SAY 335 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,583 I APPLIED SOME PRESSURE, OR MORE ACCURATELY, 336 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,000 THAT I ASKED POLITELY, AND THEN-- 337 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,458 OK, I BRIBED HIM. 338 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,875 HOW MUCH? 339 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,250 28 BUCKS. DOES THE COUNCIL REIMBURSE 340 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,500 FOR THAT KIND OF STUFF? 341 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,542 DID YOU GET A RECEIPT? 342 00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:30,000 DAMN! 343 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,500 I KNOW THIS. 344 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:35,583 IT'S DOWN BY THE BUS STATION. 345 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:38,166 NOT THE NICEST PART OF TOWN. 346 00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:39,208 AGAIN, SEE? NO STANDARDS. 347 00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,125 ANY SELF-RESPECTING DEMON 348 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,208 SHOULD BE LIVING IN A PIT OF FILTH OR A NICE CRYPT. 349 00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:43,834 I'LL REMEMBER TO MENTION THAT. 350 00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:45,375 MENTION WHAT? 351 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,625 WHERE WE GOING, GIRLFRIEND? 352 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,041 ACTUALLY, I CAN HANDLE THIS ONE SOLO. 353 00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:50,166 WHY SHOULD YOU GET TO HAVE ALL THE FUN? 354 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:52,291 SHARE, SHARE, THAT'S FAIR, RIGHT? 355 00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:53,750 RIGHT. FOUND OUR DEMON. 356 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,583 OH. WELL, LET'S GO LOOK HIM UP. 357 00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,208 IS IT ME, OR DID IT JUST GET REALLY COLD IN HERE? 358 00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,208 FAITH, CAREFUL. 359 00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:01,458 RIGHT. 360 00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:05,000 MISSED YOU LAST NIGHT. 361 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,542 YEAH, I WAS PATROLLING. 362 00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:09,542 NO SHORTAGE OF SCUM YOU GOTTA WATCH IN SUNNYDALE, RIGHT? 363 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:15,125 SO I'VE HEARD. 364 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:20,291 LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT HERE FIRST. 365 00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:29,000 BETTIN' THEY GOT THE BOOKS, TOO. SOME HIT. 366 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,209 THIS WASN'T JUST A HIT. 367 00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:37,625 THIS IS SOMEBODY'S IDEA OF A PARTY. 368 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,625 MAYBE THE GUY PUT UP A FIGHT. 369 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,250 WE GOTTA GET GOING. 370 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,125 COME ON. NOTHING WE CAN DO HERE NOW. 371 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:52,166 YOU COMING? 372 00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,375 MINT? 373 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,166 DIDN'T THINK SO. 374 00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,166 WELL, SCHEDULING A MAN OF YOUR TALENTS 375 00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:12,583 IS QUITE THE CHORE, I'LL TELL YOU. 376 00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,375 BETWEEN THE CHANTING AND THE SACRIFICE, 377 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,208 MY GOLF GAME IS SHOT. 378 00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:21,500 BUT HERE...YOU ARE. 379 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,083 YOU KNOW WHY I'VE SUMMONED YOU. 380 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,166 CAN YOU DO IT? 381 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:35,875 NEED ANYTHING FROM ME? 382 00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:40,209 YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A PEOPLE PERSON, ARE YOU? 383 00:19:40,209 --> 00:19:42,708 YOU HAVE RISKED GREAT DANGER IN CALLING ON ME. 384 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,458 THE DEADLIEST MAGICS ARE NEEDED 385 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,667 TO ROB THIS CREATURE OF ITS SOUL. 386 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:50,542 BIG JOB, ALL RIGHT. 387 00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:53,625 AND SO IT SHALL BE DONE. 388 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,792 OH, THAT'S JUST SWELL. 389 00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:57,542 LISTEN, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANY? 390 00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:01,291 'CAUSE THEY'RE LOW-CALORIE. HEH HEH. 391 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:04,542 OK. 392 00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:07,083 ARE YOU OK? 393 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:09,166 YOU SEEM A LITTLE ON EDGE. 394 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,333 IS THERE ANYTHING THAT'S WRONG? 395 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,708 IT'S NOTHING. 396 00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:14,166 IT'S NOTHING. 397 00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:15,542 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 398 00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:18,417 STOP WITH THE THIRD DEGREE. 399 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,708 IT'S FAITH. 400 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,291 WHAT ABOUT HER? 401 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:32,083 I WENT TO ANGEL'S LAST NIGHT, 402 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,333 AND FAITH WAS THERE. 403 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,792 THEY LOOKED SORT OF... 404 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:39,542 INTIMATE. 405 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,834 NO WAY. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, 406 00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:43,417 AND NO WAY! 407 00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:45,542 YOU'RE RIGHT. FAITH WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 408 00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:47,750 FAITH WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT. 409 00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,708 FAITH WAS BUILT TO DO THAT. 410 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,291 SHE'S THE "DO THAT" GIRL. 411 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,250 COMFORT, REMEMBER? COMFORT HERE. 412 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,375 I MEAN, PLEASE. 413 00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:57,834 DOES ANGEL COME UP TO FAITH'S STANDARDS FOR A GUY? 414 00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,375 LET'S SEE. IS HE BREATHING? 415 00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:02,667 ACTUALLY, NO. 416 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,542 BUT, BUFFY, ANGEL-- 417 00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:06,333 THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD EVER DO THAT. 418 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,875 YOU'RE THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD TO HIM. 419 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,417 SOMETIMES I WONDER. 420 00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:10,917 ANGEL AND FAITH HAVE A LOT IN COMMON... 421 00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:13,708 AND THERE'S SO MUCH HE DOESN'T TELL ME. 422 00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:16,250 BUT IT'S SO CLEAR, 423 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,583 THE WAY HE FEELS ABOUT YOU. 424 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,917 BUFFY, I, TOO, KNOW THE LOVE 425 00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:25,333 OF A TACITURN MAN, 426 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,208 AND YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THEIR ACTIONS. 427 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,583 I WAS. 428 00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:32,583 WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY? 429 00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:37,125 SAY? YOU MEAN WHEN I STRAIGHTFORWARDLY ASKED HIM WHAT WAS GOING ON? 430 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,125 SO YOU BAILED? 431 00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,750 I COULDN'T. I MEAN, NOT THEN-- 432 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,708 HEY, ENOUGH. 433 00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,125 STOP WITH THE CRAZY. GO TALK TO ANGEL. 434 00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:48,583 BUT I JUST-- 435 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:50,667 NO. GO. I GIVE YOU LEAVE TO GO. 436 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:53,166 THANK YOU. 437 00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:59,375 FAITH. 438 00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:00,500 HEY. 439 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,500 SORRY TO BUST IN UNINVITED. 440 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,542 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 441 00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:07,041 LOOK, I'M NOT SO GOOD AT APOLOGIES, 442 00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:08,667 MOSTLY 'CAUSE I THINK THE WORLD'S OUT TO SCREW ME, 443 00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,875 SO I'M GENERALLY MORE OWED THAN OWING. 444 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,250 BUT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT, 445 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:26,083 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M REALLY SORRY. 446 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,041 IT'S ALL RIGHT, FAITH. 447 00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:30,041 NO, IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT. 448 00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:32,542 YEAH, I WAS FREAKED. I NEEDED SOMEBODY, 449 00:22:32,542 --> 00:22:34,083 BUT YOU'RE WITH BUFFY. I SHOULD KNOW BETTER. 450 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,291 OK. 451 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:38,542 YOU DON'T TRUST ME. 452 00:22:38,542 --> 00:22:40,750 IT'S NOT THAT. 453 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,542 HEY, NO PROBLEM. JOIN THE CLUB. 454 00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:45,708 LOOK, FAITH... 455 00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:47,166 LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, ALL RIGHT? 456 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,625 I KNOW HOW HARD IT CAN BE. 457 00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:52,208 IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE SOMEBODY WHO'S BEEN THERE, OK, 458 00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:55,375 WHO UNDERSTANDS WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH... 459 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,834 AND I WANNA TRUST YOU. 460 00:23:00,792 --> 00:23:02,209 CHUMP. 461 00:23:02,209 --> 00:23:04,166 Yaa shayTann, inna nafsak laa tatba'uk ba'd. 462 00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:06,875 Yaa Rufukayl al-'aZim, shattit nafsah fii anHaa'i... 463 00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:12,000 FAITH! 464 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,458 I WANTED TO DO THIS THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY, 465 00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:16,542 BUT HEY, YOUR LOSS. 466 00:23:16,542 --> 00:23:20,250 I GOT SOME TRICKS BUFFY DON'T KNOW YET. 467 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,750 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 468 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,500 I KNOW, BUT IT'S FUN. 469 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,250 NOW RELAX. IT'LL ALL BE OVER SOON. 470 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:41,417 NO! 471 00:23:41,417 --> 00:23:43,375 Yaa ruuh idhhabii! Yaa nafs idhhabii! 472 00:23:43,375 --> 00:23:45,000 Utrukii ayyaah wa-'trukiih naHruuman wa-najisan! 473 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,750 [GROANING] 474 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:48,500 THANKS...SO MUCH. 475 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,208 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE THE TASTE OF A SLAYER BACK IN MY MOUTH. 476 00:23:50,208 --> 00:23:51,500 IT'S LIKE CIGARETTES, YOU KNOW? 477 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,125 JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'D QUIT. 478 00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:55,625 NO, REALLY. DON'T GET UP. 479 00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:57,041 OHH...IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK IN SUNNYDALE. 480 00:23:57,041 --> 00:24:00,917 NICE CLIMATE... 481 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:08,625 PLENTY TO EAT... 482 00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:10,792 NO TORTURED HUMANITY TO HOLD ME DOWN. 483 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:41,792 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT BOTHERS ME? 484 00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:43,750 YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE GETTING THE BIG PICTURE HERE, FAITH. 485 00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:49,375 NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU TURNED ME, 486 00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:51,500 BUT LET ME TELL YA... 487 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,000 I'M JUST GLAD YOU DID. 488 00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:56,792 I GOT MY REASONS. 489 00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:03,208 LET ME GUESS. YOU SUMMONED BACK THE TRUE ANGELUS BECAUSE... 490 00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:04,083 YOU NEED A NEW BOY TOY. 491 00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:05,250 SORRY. DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. 492 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:08,458 YOU WANNA BE SMART, YOU LISTEN TO ME. 493 00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:10,083 FUNNY THING ABOUT VAMPIRES, FAITH... 494 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:15,208 WE DON'T ESTABLISH MEANINGFUL DIALOGUE WITH SLAYERS. 495 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:17,917 NOT HOW BUFFY TELLS IT. 496 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:19,875 HEH HEH HEH. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU'D LIKE IT ON TOP. 497 00:25:19,875 --> 00:25:22,041 YOU WANNA LISTEN, OR YOU WANNA DIE? 498 00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:25,708 HEH HEH. AS LONG AS YOU'RE THERE, I MOSTLY WANT YOU TO WRIGGLE. 499 00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:29,500 BUT I'M LISTENING. 500 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,208 LAST TIME YOU GOT LIKE THIS, 501 00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:34,000 BUFFY KICKED YOUR ASS ALL THE WAY BACK TO HELL. 502 00:25:37,417 --> 00:25:39,625 DO YOU WANNA DO BETTER THIS TIME? 503 00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:41,875 STILL LISTENING. 504 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:44,792 GOOD BOY. 505 00:25:44,792 --> 00:25:47,083 NOW, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS PLAY NICE AND CALL TRUCE, 506 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:53,208 AND I'LL HOOK YOU UP WITH THE REAL POWER IN THIS TOWN. 507 00:25:53,208 --> 00:25:55,166 INTERESTED? 508 00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:57,917 VERY. 509 00:25:57,917 --> 00:25:59,542 THEN GET READY TO MEET THE NEW BOSS. 510 00:25:59,542 --> 00:26:01,000 Wesley: OUR ENEMY HAS US AT A DISADVANTAGE. 511 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,708 WE SEEM CONSISTENTLY TO BE ONE STEP BEHIND HIM. 512 00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:04,792 NOW HE HAS THE BOOKS OF ASCENSION. 513 00:26:04,792 --> 00:26:06,375 WE MUST TAKE DEFINITIVE ACTION. 514 00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,167 YOU HAVE THE GREATEST VOICE. 515 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:11,209 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT DOING BOOKS ON TAPE? 516 00:26:11,209 --> 00:26:13,125 WAY TO FOCUS, C.C. 517 00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:14,166 YES, LET'S TRY TO STAY ON TRACK. 518 00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:15,875 WE NEED EVERYONE WORKING TOGETHER HERE. WHERE'S ANGEL? 519 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,458 I DON'T KNOW. 520 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:25,417 I WENT TO THE MANSION, BUT HE WASN'T THERE. 521 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:29,166 AND FAITH? 522 00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:31,000 SHE'S MISSING, TOO. 523 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,458 WHICH MEANS NOTHING. TWO UNCONNECTED EVENTS. 524 00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:35,166 WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 525 00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:38,542 BUFFY, I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY TO RETRIEVE THE BOOKS OF ASCENSION. 526 00:26:38,542 --> 00:26:40,667 CHECK OUT THE MAYOR'S OFFICE. 527 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:43,583 BUT BE DAMN CAREFUL. DO NOT CONFRONT THE MAYOR. 528 00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:46,166 WE DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT HIM. 529 00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:47,500 I'LL GO HOME AND STOCK UP ON WEAPONS. 530 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:51,291 SLIP INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE BREAK-AND-ENTERISH. 531 00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:52,875 RIGHT. WILLOW, 532 00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:54,500 HOW FAR DID YOU GET WITH THE MAYOR'S FILES? 533 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:57,208 EXCUSE ME. 534 00:26:58,792 --> 00:27:00,750 I BELIEVE WESLEY IS RUNNING THIS MEETING. 535 00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:04,250 IT'S, UH, IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. WILLOW? 536 00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:05,834 IT'S ALL BAD NEWS. 537 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:08,333 BY THE TIME I GOT THROUGH THE ENCRYPTIONS, 538 00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:09,875 THE FILES WERE EMPTY. 539 00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:12,209 I GUESS HE SAW ME COMING. 540 00:27:12,209 --> 00:27:14,834 WHAT ABOUT THE HALL OF RECORDS? 541 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:17,291 GO TO THE SOURCE. 542 00:27:17,291 --> 00:27:19,166 GOOD IDEA. THERE MUST BE INFORMATION ON THE MAYOR THERE. 543 00:27:19,166 --> 00:27:20,583 WESLEY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE GROUP 544 00:27:20,583 --> 00:27:23,208 AND START LOOKING? 545 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:27,000 RIGHT. 546 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,583 I'M IN WESLEY'S GROUP. 547 00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:30,542 THERE IS JUST THE ONE GROUP. 548 00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:32,583 YES, AND I AM IN IT. 549 00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:34,458 ANYONE MIND IF I SKIP THE TRIP? 550 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:35,834 I'M GONNA CRUISE TOWN, KEEP MY EAR TO THE GROUND. 551 00:27:35,834 --> 00:27:37,500 AND I THINK 5's A CROWD. 552 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:40,792 IT REALLY IS. 553 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:42,083 I'LL DRIVE. 554 00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,834 THEY LIKED YOUR PLAN. 555 00:27:43,834 --> 00:27:45,375 ANYONE FINDS ANYTHING, CHECK IN WITH ME. 556 00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:48,166 BE CAREFUL. 557 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,917 SO...CAN I KEEP HIM? 558 00:27:49,917 --> 00:27:52,500 LET'S JUST TAKE THINGS STEP BY STEP FOR A MOMENT. 559 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:55,083 NOW, THEN, ANGELUS-- MAY I CALL YOU ANGEL? 560 00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:57,083 WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES 561 00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:59,291 OF YOU CALLING ME MASTER. 562 00:27:59,291 --> 00:28:00,750 AHH. YOU KNOW, ANGELUS, ATTITUDE MAY GET YOU ATTENTION, 563 00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:03,458 BUT COURTESY WINS RESPECT. 564 00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:05,834 HEH HEH. I AM THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR "NEW" ATTITUDE. 565 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,583 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 566 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,208 NO TROUBLE WITH THE TRANSITION? NO SIDE EFFECTS? 567 00:28:20,041 --> 00:28:22,458 HMM. HAD A SOUL. NOW I'M FREE. 568 00:28:22,458 --> 00:28:25,583 THAT'S TERRIFIC. POETIC, TOO. 569 00:28:25,583 --> 00:28:28,834 NOT THAT I READ MUCH POETRY. 570 00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:31,792 EXCEPT FOR THOSE LITTLE ONES IN THE READER'S DIGEST. 571 00:28:31,792 --> 00:28:34,542 SOME ARE QUITE CATCHY. 572 00:28:34,542 --> 00:28:37,417 HEY, I DON'T MEAN TO RUSH THINGS HERE, 573 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:39,083 BUT ARE YOU TRYING TO GET TO SOME KIND OF A POINT? 574 00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:44,000 HEH. KIDS TODAY. RUSH, RUSH, RUSH. 575 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,917 THE POINT, ANGEL, IS YOU'RE A VERY POWERFUL YOUNG MAN. GOOD FOR FAITH. 576 00:28:46,917 --> 00:28:50,583 AND THERE JUST MAY BE A FUTURE FOR YOU HERE IN SUNNYDALE. 577 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:54,500 I SEE YOU'RE ADMIRING MY LETTER OPENER. 578 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,125 ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING OF STABBING YOU THROUGH THE HEART WITH IT. 579 00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:59,291 PLEASE DO. 580 00:28:59,291 --> 00:29:00,875 NICE SHOT. 581 00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:03,417 YOU SEE, I'M WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL... 582 00:29:03,417 --> 00:29:05,000 IMPERVIOUS. 583 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,708 CAN'T BE KILLED OR HARMED IN ANY WAY. 584 00:29:07,708 --> 00:29:10,166 AND THAT'S JUST A CORNERSTONE 585 00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:15,209 IN MY PLANS FOR THIS GREAT TOWN OF OURS. 586 00:29:15,209 --> 00:29:18,625 HMM. CAN'T BE KILLED, 587 00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:20,583 BUT YOU DON'T LIKE GERMS. 588 00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:24,667 EW. AWFUL THINGS. UNSANITARY. 589 00:29:26,041 --> 00:29:27,458 BUT MY QUESTION IS, NOW THAT FAITH HAS BROUGHT YOU BACK, 590 00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:38,125 WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS? 591 00:29:38,125 --> 00:29:50,209 WELL, GEE, SIR, 592 00:29:50,209 --> 00:29:53,834 I THOUGHT I'D FIND THAT SLAYER THAT'S GIVING YOU SO MUCH TROUBLE 593 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:56,083 AND TORTURE, MAIM, AND KILL HER. 594 00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:59,166 FINE. 595 00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:00,667 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE SLACKER TYPES 596 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:04,583 RUNNING AROUND TOWN TODAY. 597 00:30:04,583 --> 00:30:07,125 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 598 00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:09,083 TORTURE BUFFY. 599 00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:11,333 KILLING HER'S FINE, JUST MAKE IT A SLOW ONE. 600 00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:14,083 MY FAVORITE KIND. 601 00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:16,125 WONDERFUL. WONDERFUL. 602 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:18,000 WE DON'T WANT A REPLACEMENT SLAYER ANYTIME SOON. 603 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,875 THEY CAN'T ALL TURN OUT LIKE MY GIRL FAITH. HEH HEH. 604 00:30:20,875 --> 00:30:24,041 HAVE FUN. 605 00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,959 LET'S DO IT. 606 00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:29,208 UH...TRY TO HAVE HER HOME BY 11:00. 607 00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:30,417 [DOOR CLOSES] 608 00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:31,750 SHE'S NOT A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE. 609 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:33,583 [SNIFFLES] 610 00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:35,417 "I LOVE WHEN YOU TALK, WESLEY. 611 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:36,875 I LOVE WHEN YOU SING, WESLEY." 612 00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:38,458 CAN YOU SAY THE WORDS "JAIL BAIT," WESLEY? 613 00:30:38,458 --> 00:30:40,458 LIMEY BASTARD. 614 00:30:40,458 --> 00:30:44,417 HEY, GUYS. MAN, WHERE YA BEEN? 615 00:30:44,417 --> 00:30:45,542 YOU GOTTA FIND BUFFY. SHE'S GOING TO HER PLACE AND STOCK UP-- 616 00:30:45,542 --> 00:30:46,834 THAT GUY JUST BUGS ME. 617 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:53,542 FAITH, ANGEL. 618 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,291 HI, JOYCE. NICE TO SEE YA. 619 00:31:01,291 --> 00:31:03,667 IS BUFFY HOME? 620 00:31:03,667 --> 00:31:05,792 UPSTAIRS. 621 00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:07,542 PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT SOME VAMPIRE THING. 622 00:31:07,542 --> 00:31:10,166 THE ONLY VAMPIRE HERE IS ME, JOYCE. 623 00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:12,625 SAY...YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR? 624 00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:14,500 HIGHLIGHTS. 625 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,291 IT'S NICE. 626 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:20,417 KNOCK, KNOCK. 627 00:31:20,417 --> 00:31:23,250 WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? 628 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:30,792 LOOKIN' FOR YOU. GOOD THING WE FOUND YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT. 629 00:31:30,792 --> 00:31:32,333 WE GOT THE BOOKS. 630 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,458 THEY'RE AT THE MANSION. 631 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:35,458 WE'D TAKE 'EM TO GILES OURSELVES, 632 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:38,208 BUT I THINK STRENGTH IN NUMBERS IS THE WAY TO GO. COME ON. 633 00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:40,041 LET ME GET THOSE FOR YOU. 634 00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:43,333 OK, LET'S GET THE BOOKS SOMEPLACE SAFE. 635 00:31:44,417 --> 00:31:46,583 WHERE ARE THEY? 636 00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:48,708 ACTUALLY...WE HAVE A SLIGHT CHANGE IN PLAN, BUFF. 637 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,500 "BUFF"? 638 00:32:02,417 --> 00:32:04,083 YOU JUST CALLED-- 639 00:32:04,083 --> 00:32:07,000 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 640 00:32:08,708 --> 00:32:11,166 NOTHING. MATTER OF FACT, 641 00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:12,583 I HAVEN'T FELT THIS GOOD IN A LONG TIME. 642 00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:14,166 ANGEL? 643 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:17,291 YOU KNOW, I NEVER PROPERLY THANKED YOU 644 00:32:19,959 --> 00:32:22,208 FOR SENDING ME TO HELL. 645 00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:34,041 NO... 646 00:32:34,041 --> 00:32:36,417 YEAH, AND I'M JUST WONDERING. 647 00:32:36,417 --> 00:32:40,500 WHERE DO I START? CARD? FRUIT BASKET, HUH? 648 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,500 EVISCERATION? NO. 649 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,500 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 650 00:32:45,583 --> 00:32:47,208 MAYBE THERE'S STILL SOME GOOD DEEP DOWN INSIDE OF ME 651 00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:50,250 THAT REMEMBERS AND LOVES YOU, 652 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:53,458 IF ONLY YOU COULD REACH ME. 653 00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:55,417 THEN AGAIN, WE HAVE REALITY. 654 00:32:55,417 --> 00:32:58,291 I WILL KILL YOU BEFORE I LET YOU TOUCH ME. 655 00:32:58,291 --> 00:32:59,917 FAITH, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. NOW. 656 00:32:59,917 --> 00:33:01,208 SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, B. 657 00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:02,375 ME? I LIKE IT HERE. 658 00:33:02,375 --> 00:33:06,458 ONE THING I LEARNED ABOUT BUFFY-- 659 00:33:06,458 --> 00:33:08,000 SHE'S SO CUTE WHEN SHE'S SLEEPING. 660 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,667 HMM. 661 00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:11,667 HEY, I KNOW A WAY TO MAKE INVESTIGATING THE MAYOR EVEN MORE BORING. 662 00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:13,750 ON SECOND THOUGHT, NO, I DON'T. 663 00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:15,667 HEY...WHOA. 664 00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:18,500 WHOA. BIG "HEY, WHOA." GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT. 665 00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:23,208 WOW. LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON. 666 00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:28,708 HOW ABOUT LIKE EXACT SAME GUY LIKE EXACT SAME GUY? 667 00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:30,792 MAYOR WILKINS IS OVER 100 YEARS OLD. 668 00:33:30,792 --> 00:33:34,542 HE'S NOT HUMAN. 669 00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:45,083 I, UH, HATE TO SPOIL THE MOOD, 670 00:33:45,083 --> 00:33:47,417 BUT THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN YOU THINK. 671 00:33:47,417 --> 00:33:49,208 XANDER, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 672 00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:59,166 YOU KNOW HOW SOME PEOPLE HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO? 673 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,542 NOT ME. I TOLD YOU SO. 674 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,583 ANGEL'S BACK, IN THE REALLY BAD SENSE. 675 00:34:06,917 --> 00:34:11,083 AND, UM, I TOLD YOU SO. 676 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:18,041 ANGELUS HAS TURNED? 677 00:34:18,041 --> 00:34:22,291 XANDER, THIS IS TERRIBLY SERIOUS. ARE YOU SURE? 678 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:25,667 GEE, LET ME THINK. 679 00:34:25,667 --> 00:34:27,375 KINDA HARD TO TELL. 680 00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:28,917 LAST THING I REMEMBER IS HIS FIST. 681 00:34:28,917 --> 00:34:32,250 WE MUST CONTACT GILES IMMEDIATELY. 682 00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:34,708 GOOD THINKIN'. 683 00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:37,417 LET'S WASTE TIME WITH A LIVELY DEBATE. 684 00:34:37,417 --> 00:34:39,750 LEAVE BUFFY ALONE, SEE HOW DEAD SHE GETS. 685 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:42,542 SLOW DOWN, XANDER. THIS ISN'T WESLEY'S FAULT. 686 00:34:42,542 --> 00:34:45,291 ACTUALLY, IT IS. 687 00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:48,041 FAITH WAS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. 688 00:34:48,041 --> 00:34:51,542 GUESS WHO'S ANGEL'S NEW PLAYMATE. 689 00:34:51,542 --> 00:34:53,333 FAITH AND ANGEL? TOGETHER? 690 00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:54,458 IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES. 691 00:34:54,458 --> 00:34:56,542 [CHAINS RATTLING] 692 00:34:56,542 --> 00:34:58,291 [HANDCUFFS LOCK] 693 00:34:58,291 --> 00:34:59,708 MORNIN', SLEEPYHEAD. 694 00:34:59,708 --> 00:35:01,125 YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE? 695 00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:03,458 ALL OF OUR TIME TOGETHER, WE NEVER TRIED CHAINS. 696 00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:06,583 WELL, CAN'T DWELL ON THE PAST. 697 00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:08,125 ESPECIALLY WITH THE FUTURE WE HAVE AHEAD. 698 00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:10,000 BONDAGE LOOKS GOOD ON YOU, B. 699 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,667 THE OUTFIT'S ALL WRONG, BUT HEY... 700 00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:15,083 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 701 00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:18,209 REALLY? WEIRD, 'CAUSE SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THIS JUST FEELS SO RIGHT. 702 00:35:18,209 --> 00:35:19,542 MAYBE IT'S ONE OF THOSE UNHAPPY CHILDHOOD THINGS. 703 00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:23,166 SEE, WHEN I WAS A KID, I USED TO BEG MY MOM FOR A DOG. 704 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:26,458 DIDN'T MATTER WHAT KIND. 705 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,792 I JUST WANTED, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING TO LOVE. 706 00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:33,375 A DOG'S ALL I WANTED. 707 00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:35,708 WELL, THAT AND TOYS. 708 00:35:35,708 --> 00:35:38,917 BUT MOM WAS SO BUSY, YOU KNOW, 709 00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:43,708 ENJOYING THE DRINKING AND PASSING OUT PARTS OF LIFE 710 00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:46,417 THAT I NEVER REALLY GOT WHAT I WANTED. 711 00:35:46,417 --> 00:35:48,792 UNTIL NOW. 712 00:35:48,792 --> 00:35:52,291 FAITH, LISTEN TO ME VERY CLOSELY. 713 00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:55,000 ANGEL'S A KILLER. 714 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,792 WHEN HE'S DONE WITH ME, HE'LL TURN ON YOU. 715 00:35:57,792 --> 00:35:59,166 SHE'S RIGHT. 716 00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:03,333 I PROBABLY WILL. 717 00:36:10,667 --> 00:36:12,417 YEAH? 718 00:36:12,417 --> 00:36:15,667 HUH. 719 00:36:18,417 --> 00:36:20,667 GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP YOU AROUND A WHILE, THEN. 720 00:36:20,667 --> 00:36:23,333 BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW: 721 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:24,917 IF YOU'RE A SCREAMER, FEEL FREE. 722 00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:27,375 WHY, FAITH? 723 00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:30,291 WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU? 724 00:36:30,291 --> 00:36:31,750 WHAT ISN'T? 725 00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:33,417 YOU KNOW, I COME TO SUNNYDALE, I'M A SLAYER, 726 00:36:33,417 --> 00:36:35,208 I DO MY JOB KICKING ASS BETTER THAN ANYONE. 727 00:36:35,208 --> 00:36:37,834 WHAT DO I HEAR ABOUT EVERYWHERE I GO? 728 00:36:37,834 --> 00:36:39,125 BUFFY. 729 00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:40,875 SO I SLAY, I BEHAVE, 730 00:36:40,875 --> 00:36:42,834 I DO THE GOOD LITTLE GIRL ROUTINE, 731 00:36:44,667 --> 00:36:47,542 AND WHO DOES EVERYBODY THANK? BUFFY. 732 00:36:47,542 --> 00:36:50,875 THAT'S NOT MY FAULT. 733 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,000 EVERYONE ALWAYS ASKS, 734 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,083 "WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE BUFFY?" 735 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:55,417 BUT DID ANYONE EVER ASK IF YOU COULD BE MORE LIKE ME? 736 00:36:55,417 --> 00:36:57,417 I KNOW I DIDN'T. 737 00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:59,333 YOU GET THE WATCHER, 738 00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:01,542 YOU GET THE MOM, YOU GET THE LITTLE SCOOBY GANG. 739 00:37:01,542 --> 00:37:03,208 WHAT DO I GET? JACK SQUAT. 740 00:37:03,208 --> 00:37:05,750 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TOWN. 741 00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:07,291 FAITH, LISTEN TO ME. 742 00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:10,792 WHY? SO YOU CAN IMPART SOME SPECIAL BUFFY WISDOM? 743 00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:12,792 THAT IT? 744 00:37:12,792 --> 00:37:14,250 DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? DO YOU? 745 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:16,125 SAY IT. YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME. 746 00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:18,792 I AM. 747 00:37:18,792 --> 00:37:20,250 ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. 748 00:37:21,542 --> 00:37:24,333 UM, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE. 749 00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:25,750 ANGEL'S WITH ME. 750 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,875 AND HOW DID YOU GET HIM, FAITH? 751 00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:29,792 MAGIC? 752 00:37:29,792 --> 00:37:31,208 YOU CAST SOME SORT OF SPELL? 753 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:33,375 BECAUSE IN THE REAL WORLD, 754 00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:34,917 ANGEL WOULD NEVER TOUCH YOU, AND WE BOTH KNOW IT. 755 00:37:34,917 --> 00:37:36,750 YOU HAD TO TIE ME UP TO BEAT ME. 756 00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:39,166 THERE'S A WORD FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU, FAITH. 757 00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:40,375 LOSER. 758 00:37:43,792 --> 00:37:45,708 UH-HUH. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME MAD SO I'LL KILL YOU. 759 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:48,458 BUT I'M TOO SMART FOR THAT. 760 00:37:48,458 --> 00:37:50,792 STICK AROUND. 761 00:37:52,542 --> 00:37:54,834 FOR WHAT? YOUR BOSS'S LAME ASCENSION? 762 00:37:54,834 --> 00:37:56,834 LIKE I COULDN'T STOP IT. 763 00:37:56,834 --> 00:37:58,917 YOU CAN'T. 764 00:37:58,917 --> 00:38:00,625 I WILL. 765 00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:03,375 KEEP DREAMING. NO ONE CAN STOP THE ASCENSION. 766 00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:11,834 MAYOR'S GOT IT WIRED, B. 767 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:14,167 HE BUILT THIS TOWN FOR DEMONS TO FEED ON, 768 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:15,708 AND COME GRADUATION DAY, HE'S GETTIN' PAID. 769 00:38:17,834 --> 00:38:21,750 I'LL BE SITTIN' AT HIS RIGHT HAND. 770 00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:23,792 ASSUMING HE HAS HANDS AFTER THE TRANSFORMATION. 771 00:38:23,792 --> 00:38:25,834 I'M NOT TOO CLEAR ON THAT PART. 772 00:38:27,834 --> 00:38:30,750 AND ALL YOUR LITTLE LAME-ASS FRIENDS 773 00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:33,125 ARE GONNA BE KIBBLES AND BITS. 774 00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:35,542 THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CUTTING INTO YOU. 775 00:38:35,542 --> 00:38:36,917 I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD SO MUCH RAGE IN YOU. 776 00:38:36,917 --> 00:38:38,708 WHAT CAN I SAY? 777 00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:40,792 I'M THE WORLD'S BEST ACTOR. 778 00:38:40,792 --> 00:38:42,333 SECOND BEST. 779 00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:45,125 GRADUATION DAY. 780 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:47,542 YOU THINK WE MISSED ANYTHING? 781 00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:49,834 I THINK WE KNOW EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS. 782 00:38:49,834 --> 00:38:51,250 MAY I SAY SOMETHING? 783 00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:53,834 [CHAINS DROP] 784 00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:55,917 PSYCH. 785 00:38:55,917 --> 00:39:00,000 YOU PLAYED ME. YOU PLAYED ME! 786 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,000 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, B? KILL ME? 787 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,167 YOU BECOME ME. 788 00:39:05,167 --> 00:39:07,583 YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THAT. 789 00:39:07,583 --> 00:39:09,208 YET. 790 00:39:18,417 --> 00:39:20,291 ARE YOU OK? 791 00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:22,000 THE TASK IS FINISHED. 792 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,208 YES. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO ME 793 00:39:25,792 --> 00:39:27,417 AND FOR THAT RATHER EFFECTIVE LIGHT SHOW YOU PUT ON. 794 00:39:29,209 --> 00:39:30,542 THIS RESTORES THE BALANCE BETWEEN US, RUPERT GILES. 795 00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:31,875 MY DEBT TO YOU IS NOW REPAID IN FULL. 796 00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:34,542 DO NOT CALL UPON ME AGAIN. 797 00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:50,083 I SHAN'T. 798 00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:54,000 PEACE WITH YOU. 799 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,583 AND WITH YOU. 800 00:39:56,583 --> 00:39:57,792 HIS DEBT TO YOU IS REPAID? WHAT DID YOU DO? 801 00:39:58,792 --> 00:40:00,500 I INTRODUCED HIM TO HIS WIFE. 802 00:40:06,083 --> 00:40:07,458 WELL, I, FOR ONE, PROTEST. 803 00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:19,166 YOU'VE PITTED SLAYER AGAINST SLAYER 804 00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:20,917 IN A DANGEROUS CHARADE THAT COULD'VE GOTTEN THEM BOTH KILLED. 805 00:40:20,917 --> 00:40:24,000 WITHOUT INFORMING ME! 806 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,250 I'M TELLING THE COUNCIL. 807 00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:30,834 I THINK YOU SHOULD. 808 00:40:30,834 --> 00:40:32,834 WE HAVE A ROGUE SLAYER ON OUR HANDS. 809 00:40:32,834 --> 00:40:34,333 I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE DANGEROUS. 810 00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:35,583 AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW. 811 00:40:35,583 --> 00:40:38,333 AND WE KNOW A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT THE ASCENSION. 812 00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:50,291 GRADUATION DAY. 813 00:40:50,291 --> 00:40:52,542 THERE'S A BIG, SCARY UN-FUN. 814 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,959 AT LEAST ANGEL'S NOT BAD, THOUGH. 815 00:40:55,959 --> 00:40:58,083 THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 816 00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:00,834 YES. I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER 817 00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:03,209 KNOWING THAT HE BROKE MY FACE IN THE "GOOD" WAY. 818 00:41:04,834 --> 00:41:06,875 IT'S A "GOOD" BRUISE. 819 00:41:06,875 --> 00:41:08,792 HE WAS ONLY ACTING, XANDER. 820 00:41:08,792 --> 00:41:10,417 IT WAS JUST AN ACT. 821 00:41:10,417 --> 00:41:12,583 Mayor: WELL, YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME. 822 00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:14,625 FROM WHERE I'M SITTING, IT'S BATTING AVERAGE THAT COUNTS. 823 00:41:14,625 --> 00:41:19,000 SO YOU LOST SOME FRIENDS. 824 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,959 I WOULDN'T EXACTLY CALL THEM FRIENDS. 825 00:41:20,959 --> 00:41:25,291 WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT? CHIN UP. 826 00:41:25,291 --> 00:41:27,291 YOU DON'T SEE ME LOOKING DISAPPOINTED, DO YA? 827 00:41:27,291 --> 00:41:29,291 HECK NO. YOU KNOW WHY? 828 00:41:29,291 --> 00:41:31,208 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ME, FAITH. 829 00:41:31,208 --> 00:41:33,542 I'M THE BEST, THE MOST IMPORTANT FRIEND YOU'LL EVER HAVE. 830 00:41:33,542 --> 00:41:35,166 BESIDES, ONCE THE ASCENSION STARTS, 831 00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:37,458 THE "IN CROWD" YOU'RE SO CONCERNED ABOUT? WHOO! 832 00:41:39,417 --> 00:41:41,708 THEY'LL BE LUCKY IF THERE'S ENOUGH OF THEM LEFT TO FILL A POTHOLE. 833 00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:43,750 PROMISE. 834 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:46,708 STILL UNHAPPY? 835 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:49,750 HMM. 836 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:52,041 OKEYDOKE. 837 00:41:52,041 --> 00:41:54,291 I'VE GOT TWO WORDS 838 00:41:54,291 --> 00:41:55,834 THAT ARE GONNA MAKE ALL THE PAIN GO AWAY-- 839 00:41:55,834 --> 00:41:57,250 MINIATURE...GOLF. 840 00:41:57,250 --> 00:41:59,959 HOW YOU DOIN'? 841 00:41:59,959 --> 00:42:02,083 BEEN BETTER. 842 00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:05,250 NOT HARD TO BELIEVE. 843 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:07,291 YOU WERE A REAL SOLDIER LAST NIGHT, BUFFY. 844 00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:10,125 THAT'S ME. 845 00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:11,250 ONE OF THE TROOPS. 846 00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:15,708 I KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS FOR YOU. 847 00:42:15,708 --> 00:42:17,417 I REALLY DOUBT THAT. 848 00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:20,959 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE IT BETTER... 849 00:42:20,959 --> 00:42:23,792 LOOK, I KNOW YOU ONLY DID WHAT I ASKED, 850 00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:27,083 AND WE GOT WHAT WE WANTED. 851 00:42:28,417 --> 00:42:31,417 I NEVER WANTED IT TO GO THAT FAR. 852 00:42:31,417 --> 00:42:52,041 I KNOW THAT. 853 00:42:52,041 --> 00:42:53,458 IT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION OF THAT. 854 00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:55,125 IT'S JUST AFTER... 855 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,959 I NEED A LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK. 856 00:42:57,959 --> 00:43:00,875 PLEASE? 857 00:43:00,875 --> 00:43:02,209 YOU STILL MY GIRL? 858 00:43:02,209 --> 00:43:04,375 ALWAYS. 859 00:43:04,375 --> 00:43:07,209 GRR! ARRGH!