1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:16,041 HMM. 2 00:00:16,041 --> 00:00:17,875 WHAT? DO I HAVE FUNNY BED HAIR OR SOMETHING? 3 00:00:21,959 --> 00:00:24,708 OR SOMETHING. HMM. 4 00:00:24,708 --> 00:00:27,291 I GUESS WE GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY... 5 00:00:27,291 --> 00:00:30,291 WITH THE WHOLE POST-SLAYAGE NAP THING. 6 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:34,291 HMM. 7 00:00:34,291 --> 00:00:36,500 OH, NOT GOOD. 8 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,375 HA HA HA. 9 00:00:38,375 --> 00:00:39,792 WHERE YOU GOING? TO GO KILL A CAT ON MY HEAD. 10 00:00:39,792 --> 00:00:42,667 NO MIRRORS. 11 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:44,125 OOF. 12 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:45,750 YOU KNOW, THIS PLACE REALLY ISN'T GIRL FRIENDLY. 13 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:48,583 NO MIRRORS, NO NATURAL LIGHT. 14 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:50,208 I THINK YOU LOOK PERFECT. 15 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:52,041 OH, YEAH, I REALLY LOOK-- OK. 16 00:00:52,041 --> 00:00:54,417 MMM. MMM. 17 00:00:54,417 --> 00:00:56,750 MAYBE WE SHOULD THINK ABOUT GETTING A FEW MIRRORS. 18 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:03,000 AND MAYBE A DRAWER, YOU KNOW, FOR SOME OF MY STUFF. 19 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,875 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT COUPLES DO-- 20 00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:09,750 THEY HAVE DRAWERS. 21 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:11,542 HMM. THAT'S RIGHT. 22 00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:14,166 YOU KNOW, I-I FIGURE, THAT WAY, 23 00:01:14,166 --> 00:01:16,083 SOMETIMES I COULD SPEND THE NIGHT. 24 00:01:16,083 --> 00:01:19,083 LIKE, AFTER THE PROM, 25 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:21,041 IT WOULD BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO JUST... 26 00:01:21,041 --> 00:01:23,667 COME BACK HERE AND SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER. 27 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:27,917 THE PROM? 28 00:01:27,917 --> 00:01:29,917 END OF HIGH SCHOOL, RITE OF PASSAGE THINGY. 29 00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:32,458 THINK COTILLION WITH SPIKED PUNCH AND ELECTRIC SLIDE. 30 00:01:32,458 --> 00:01:35,792 RIGHT. 31 00:01:35,792 --> 00:01:37,166 DON'T WORRY. IT'S AT NIGHT. 32 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:39,083 AND LOTS OF GIRLS HAVE OLDER BOYFRIENDS. 33 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:42,083 YOU'LL BLEND. 34 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:43,500 I THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET GOING, HUH? 35 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:48,667 HMM. THERE MUST BE A FEW MORE HOURS BEFORE SUNRISE. 36 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:52,250 AAH! AAH! 37 00:01:55,291 --> 00:01:56,834 OH! SORRY. 38 00:01:56,834 --> 00:01:59,166 I GUESS IT'S LATER THAN WE THOUGHT. 39 00:01:59,166 --> 00:02:01,166 XANDER. 40 00:02:01,166 --> 00:03:03,583 WELL, HEY, IT'S DEMON ANYA, PUNISHER OF EVIL MALES. 41 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:05,166 STILL HAVEN'T GOT YOUR POWERS BACK? 42 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:09,166 YOU HAVEN'T, RIGHT? NO. 43 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:11,458 I WILL, THOUGH. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME. 44 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:14,166 SO, NOW, HOW DID THAT WORK? 45 00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:16,417 WOMEN WOULD WISH HORRIBLE THINGS ON THEIR EX-BOYFRIENDS. 46 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:18,417 YOU'D SHOW UP AND MAKE IT HAPPEN. THAT'S RIGHT. 47 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:21,208 THE POWER OF THE WISH MADE ME A RIGHTEOUS SWORD TO SMITE THE UNFAITHFUL. 48 00:03:21,208 --> 00:03:23,959 WELL, HEY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR YOU. 49 00:03:23,959 --> 00:03:27,708 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN LAUGH, BUT I HAVE WITNESSED... 50 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:31,041 A MILLENNIUM OF TREACHERY AND OPPRESSION FROM THE MALES OF THE SPECIES, 51 00:03:31,041 --> 00:03:33,041 AND I HAVE NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR THE WHOLE LIBIDINOUS LOT OF THEM. 52 00:03:33,041 --> 00:03:35,542 THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 53 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:38,291 I DON'T HAVE A DATE FOR THE PROM. 54 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:40,291 WELL, GOSH, I WONDER WHY NOT. 55 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:45,166 IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SALES PITCH. 56 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:48,375 MEN ARE EVIL. WILL YOU GO WITH ME? 57 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:51,166 ONE OF US IS VERY CONFUSED, AND I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHICH. 58 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:54,500 YOU KNOW, THIS HAPPENS TO BE ALL YOUR FAULT. 59 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,375 MY FAULT? 60 00:03:57,375 --> 00:03:59,500 YOU WERE UNFAITHFUL TO CORDELIA, 61 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:00,834 SO I TOOK ON THE GUISE OF A 12th GRADER TO TEMPT HER WITH THE WISH. 62 00:04:00,834 --> 00:04:02,792 WHEN I LOST MY POWERS, I GOT STUCK IN THIS PERSONA, 63 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:06,000 AND NOW I HAVE ALL THESE "FEELINGS." 64 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,333 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. I DON'T LIKE IT. 65 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:10,208 ALL I KNOW IS I REALLY WANNA GO TO THIS DANCE, AND I WANT SOMEONE TO GO WITH ME. 66 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,333 BE STILL, MY HEART. 67 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:16,209 OH, WAIT, IT IS. HOW COME I GOT THE SHORT STRAW? 68 00:04:16,209 --> 00:04:18,250 Y-YOU'RE NOT QUITE AS OBNOXIOUS AS MOST OF THE ALPHA MALES AROUND HERE. 69 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:21,209 PLUS I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE. I HAVEN'T SETTLED ON ANYONE YET. 70 00:04:21,209 --> 00:04:25,166 FINE. LOOK, I KNOW YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE. 71 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:28,291 I'VE SEEN YOU LOOKING AT MY BREASTS. 72 00:04:28,291 --> 00:04:30,917 NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT WHEN A GUY DOES THAT, JUST MEANS HIS EYES ARE OPEN. 73 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:33,291 WHATEVER. 74 00:04:33,291 --> 00:04:36,875 LOOK, DO YOU WANNA GO WITH ME OR NOT? 75 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:38,083 ANYA, HUH? INTERESTING CHOICE. 76 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:40,625 CHOICE IS KIND OF A BROAD TERM FOR MY SITUATION. 77 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:45,542 SEE, IT'S EITHER ANYA OR THE SOCK PUPPET OF LOVE FOR THIS BOY. 78 00:04:45,542 --> 00:04:49,041 [High Voice] I LOVE YOU, XANDER. 79 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:53,583 I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU. 80 00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:55,583 IF ANYA TRIES TO GET YOU KILLED, PUT ME DOWN FOR A BIG "I TOLD YOU SO." 81 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:57,959 [High Voice] WHO'S THIS ANYA? IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME? 82 00:04:57,959 --> 00:05:01,875 SHE JUST BETTER NOT TRY TO CROSS ME, THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 83 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:05,291 WELL, AT LEAST WE ALL HAVE SOMEONE TO GO WITH NOW. 84 00:05:05,291 --> 00:05:08,792 SOME OF US ARE GOING WITH DEMONS, BUT I THINK THAT'S A VALID LIFESTYLE CHOICE. 85 00:05:08,792 --> 00:05:11,250 MORE IMPORTANTLY, I HAVE THE KICK DRESS. 86 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:15,500 OOH, THE PINK ONE? 87 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:18,375 ANGEL'S GONNA LOSE IT, BUT NOT HIS SOUL. 88 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:19,875 I MEAN, HE'S GONNA LOSE IT. HIS IT. 89 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:23,375 [Knock On Door] 90 00:05:23,375 --> 00:05:26,542 MS. SUMMERS. 91 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:36,917 I'M SORRY TO, UH-- 92 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:39,250 WELL, I WOULD HAVE CALLED, BUT I DON'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER. 93 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:50,875 PLEASE. YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME. 94 00:05:50,875 --> 00:05:52,125 MY GOODNESS. YOUR PLACE IS AMAZING. 95 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:53,917 YEAH. I LIKE A LOT OF SPACE. 96 00:05:53,917 --> 00:05:56,500 I DON'T GET OUT MUCH IN THE DAY. NO, YOU WOULDN'T. 97 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,458 CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING? I DON'T HAVE ANY COFFEE. 98 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:03,458 OH, NO, THANK YOU. I-- 99 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:05,375 YOU DON'T DRINK? BEVERAGES, I MEAN. 100 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:08,166 NO, I DO. 101 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:13,542 IT'S JUST THE CAFFEINE. IT MAKES ME JITTERY. 102 00:06:13,542 --> 00:06:16,333 OH. 103 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:19,166 I UNDERSTAND BUFFY SPENT THE NIGHT. 104 00:06:19,166 --> 00:06:20,708 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. WE CAME BACK AFTER PATROLLING-- 105 00:06:20,708 --> 00:06:23,166 I'M-- I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THE DETAILS. 106 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:24,458 THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE. 107 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:29,333 OK. 108 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:31,875 I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU TWO. 109 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:34,209 IN GENERAL. 110 00:06:34,209 --> 00:06:35,417 WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE, WHEN I CHANGED, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 111 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:37,834 THAT'S NOT ALL I'M CONCERNED ABOUT. 112 00:06:37,834 --> 00:06:40,542 I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU AND BUFFY ARE FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS. 113 00:06:40,542 --> 00:06:42,417 NO, YOU DON'T. 114 00:06:42,417 --> 00:06:45,417 SHE'S HAD TO DEAL WITH A LOT, 115 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:48,500 GROW UP FAST. 116 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:51,834 SOMETIMES EVEN I FORGET THAT SHE'S STILL JUST A GIRL. 117 00:06:51,834 --> 00:06:54,750 I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER ANCESTOR. 118 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:57,000 SHE'S JUST STARTING OUT IN LIFE. 119 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,708 I KNOW. 120 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:03,209 I THINK ABOUT IT MORE NOW THAT SHE'S STAYING IN SUNNYDALE. 121 00:07:03,209 --> 00:07:05,333 GOOD. 122 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:08,542 BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO YOU, ANGEL, 123 00:07:08,542 --> 00:07:10,083 SHE'S JUST LIKE ANY OTHER YOUNG WOMAN IN LOVE. 124 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:15,417 YOU'RE ALL SHE CAN SEE OF TOMORROW, 125 00:07:16,792 --> 00:07:18,291 BUT I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT THERE ARE SOME HARD CHOICES AHEAD. 126 00:07:18,291 --> 00:07:20,333 IF SHE CAN'T MAKE THEM, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO. 127 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:23,417 I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT HER. 128 00:07:23,417 --> 00:07:26,500 I JUST HOPE YOU CARE ENOUGH. 129 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:30,000 - SO IT WAS BLUE AND SORT OF SHORT? - NOT TOO SHORT. MEDIUM. 130 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,750 AND IT HAD THIS WEIRD SORT OF, UH, FRINGY STUFF ON ITS ARMS. 131 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:39,041 - WHAT'S THAT, A DEMON? - A PROM DRESS THAT WIL WAS THINKING OF GETTING. 132 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:41,458 CAN'T YOU EVER GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE HELLMOUTH? 133 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:47,166 I'D BE DELIGHTED TO, HOWEVER THE DAY OF THE MAYOR'S ASCENSION... 134 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:51,375 IS FAST APPROACHING, AND WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. 135 00:07:51,375 --> 00:07:54,917 WHAT ABOUT THE PAGES WIL STOLE FROM THE MAYOR'S BOOK? 136 00:07:54,917 --> 00:07:57,208 SHE PUT HER LIFE ON THE LINE THERE, PAL. DON'T TELL ME THEY'RE USELESS. 137 00:07:57,208 --> 00:08:00,000 ON THE CONTRARY, NO. 138 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,834 WE-WE-WE KNOW THAT THE ASCENSION REFERS TO... 139 00:08:02,834 --> 00:08:05,083 A HUMAN TRANSFORMING INTO A DEMON, 140 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:07,166 BECOMING THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF AN IMMORTAL, AND GRADUATION DAY... 141 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:08,625 OUR MAYOR WILKINS IS SCHEDULED TO DO JUST THAT. 142 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:11,792 THE TROUBLE IS WE DON'T KNOW WHICH DEMON HE'S GOING TO BECOME. 143 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,792 - THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF SPECIES. - SO IT'S SAFE TO SAY... 144 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:17,333 WE SHOULDN'T WASTE ANY TIME ON SUCH TRIFLING MATTERS AS A SCHOOL DANCE. 145 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:19,500 CORDELIA: WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD, 146 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:22,208 BECAUSE I BET YOU WOULD LOOK WAY DOUBLE-07 IN A TUX. 147 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:26,208 EXCEPT OF COURSE ON THE ACTUAL NIGHT, 148 00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:29,792 WHEN I WILL BE AIDING MR. GILES IN HIS CHAPERONING DUTIES. 149 00:08:29,792 --> 00:08:31,750 WHAT? EXCUSE ME? FINE, FINE, FINE. 150 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:35,291 WE'LL GET YOU A DRESS. YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD CHECK APRIL FOOLS. 151 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:38,208 DON'T GO THERE. 152 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:41,417 I SHOP THERE. 153 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:45,875 I, MYSELF, AM DIPPING INTO MY HARD-EARNED ROAD TRIP FUND... 154 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:48,291 TO PROCURE A SHINY NEW TUX, SO LOOK FOR ME TO DAZZLE. 155 00:08:48,291 --> 00:08:49,917 AND I SHALL BE WEARING PINK TAFFETA, 156 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:51,667 AS CHENILLE WILL NOT GO WITH MY COMPLEXION. 157 00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:55,375 CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE ASCENSION? 158 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:58,375 GILES, WE GET IT. MILES TO GO BEFORE WE SLEEP. 159 00:08:58,375 --> 00:09:00,208 BUT ESPECIALLY IF WE'RE ALL GOING TO VAPORIZE OR SOMETHING ON GRADUATION DAY, 160 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,291 WE DESERVE A LITTLE "PROMY" FUN. 161 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,834 ONE NIGHT OF GLORY, NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK. 162 00:09:04,834 --> 00:09:07,583 INTO THIS HOLY ESTATE, THESE TWO PERSONS PRESENT... 163 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:11,000 NOW COME TO BE JOINED. 164 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,041 IF ANY MAN CAN SHOW JUST CAUSE... 165 00:09:13,041 --> 00:09:16,125 WHY THEY SHOULD NOT BE LAWFULLY JOINED TOGETHER, 166 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:42,291 LET HIM SPEAK NOW... 167 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:45,542 OR ELSE HERE AND AFTER HOLD HIS PEACE. 168 00:09:45,542 --> 00:09:47,542 BLESS, O LORD, THIS RING, 169 00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:49,750 THAT HE WHO GIVES IT AND SHE WHO WEARS IT... 170 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:52,250 SHALL ABIDE IN THY PEACE... 171 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:54,000 AND CONTINUE IN THY FAVOR... 172 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,500 THROUGH CHRIST OUR LORD. 173 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,375 ANGEL? 174 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:02,542 I ALWAYS SAY PATROL'S NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT A TRIP TO THE STINKY SEWERS. 175 00:10:02,542 --> 00:10:04,375 I'M SURE I SAW HIM COME DOWN HERE. 176 00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:06,250 COULDN'T WE JUST LET THIS BE THE VAMP THAT GOT AWAY? 177 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,333 WE COULD SAY HE WAS THIS BIG. 178 00:10:08,333 --> 00:11:08,083 WHAT CAN I SAY? I NEED CLOSURE. 179 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:10,041 YOU NEED CLOTHES. YOU DON'T HAVE A TUX, DO YOU? 180 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:35,875 SINCE WHEN DID PATROLLING GO BLACK TIE? 181 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:39,375 FOR THE PROM, SILLY. 182 00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:41,500 WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO THINK ABOUT RIGHT NOW THAN A DANCE, BUFFY. 183 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,792 SORRY, GILES. I'LL JUST BE QUIET. 184 00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:45,875 COME ON. DON'T BE THAT WAY. 185 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:48,000 NOT NOW. 186 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,166 I'M NOT BEING THAT WAY. 187 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:54,125 EVERY TIME I SAY THE WORD "PROM," YOU GET GROUCHY. I'M SORRY. 188 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,375 I'M JUST WORRIED THAT YOU'RE GETTING TOO INVESTED IN THIS WHOLE THING. 189 00:11:56,375 --> 00:12:00,250 WHAT WHOLE THING? 190 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,209 ISN'T THIS THE STUFF THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO GET INVESTED IN-- 191 00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:05,917 GOING TO A FORMAL, GRADUATING, GROWING UP? 192 00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:09,500 I KNOW. 193 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,750 THEN WHAT? WHAT'S WITH THE DIRE? 194 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:15,959 IT'S, UH-- 195 00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:19,083 - IT'S NOTHING. - NO. YOU HAVE "SOMETHING" FACE. 196 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,875 I THINK WE NEED TO TALK. 197 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,625 BUT NOT NOW, NOT HERE. 198 00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:26,375 NO. NO. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, THEN SAY IT. 199 00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:29,041 ANGEL, DROP THE CRYPTIC. YOU'RE SCARING ME. 200 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,542 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT OUR FUTURE. 201 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,583 AND THE MORE I DO, THE MORE I FEEL LIKE US, 202 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:46,333 YOU AND ME BEING TOGETHER, 203 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,250 IS UNFAIR TO YOU. 204 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,917 IS THIS ABOUT WHAT THE MAYOR SAID? 205 00:12:53,917 --> 00:12:57,458 BECAUSE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SHAKE US UP. HE WAS RIGHT. 206 00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:03,458 NO. NO, HE WASN'T. HE'S THE BAD GUY. 207 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:09,291 [Sighs Deeply] 208 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,792 YOU DESERVE MORE. 209 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:17,208 YOU DESERVE SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF DEMONS AND DARKNESS. 210 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:19,458 I MEAN, 211 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:22,375 YOU SHOULD BE WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN TAKE YOU INTO THE LIGHT, 212 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:25,959 SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE LOVE TO YOU. 213 00:13:25,959 --> 00:13:29,834 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT. 214 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,417 YOU WILL. AND CHILDREN. 215 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:41,250 CHILDREN? CAN YOU SAY JUMPING THE GUN? I KILL MY GOLDFISH. 216 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:45,417 TODAY, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FAST IT GOES, BUFFY. 217 00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:49,166 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'LL WANT IT ALL-- A NORMAL LIFE-- 218 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:52,542 I'LL NEVER HAVE A NORMAL LIFE. 219 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,375 OH, RIGHT. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A SLAYER, 220 00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:58,208 BUT THAT'S ALL THE MORE REASON WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP... 221 00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:00,417 INSTEAD OF THIS-- THIS FREAK SHOW. 222 00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:04,291 I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 223 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:07,875 I'M GONNA GO. 224 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:10,917 I'M SORRY. ALL RIGHT, BUFFY? 225 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,792 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. IT KILLS ME TO SAY THIS. 226 00:14:12,792 --> 00:14:15,875 THEN DON'T. WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT'S RIGHT FOR ME? 227 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:18,375 YOU THINK I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THIS? HAVE YOU? 228 00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,583 RATIONALLY? NO. 229 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:27,417 NO, OF COURSE NOT. I'M JUST SOME SWOONY LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL, RIGHT? 230 00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:29,792 I'M TRYING TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT HERE, OK? 231 00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:33,166 I'M TRYING TO THINK WITH MY HEAD INSTEAD OF MY HEART. 232 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:36,959 HEART? YOU HAVE A HEART? 233 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:40,458 IT ISN'T EVEN BEATING. 234 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:43,208 DON'T. DON'T WHAT? DON'T LOVE YOU? 235 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:45,583 I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I GOT A CHOICE IN THAT. 236 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:48,959 I'M NEVER GONNA CHANGE. I CAN'T CHANGE. 237 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,834 I WANT MY LIFE TO BE WITH YOU. 238 00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:53,125 [Whispers] I DON'T. 239 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:56,458 YOU DON'T WANNA BE WITH ME? 240 00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:58,583 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME. 241 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:04,625 LOOK, IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I DON'T-- 242 00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:08,542 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU? 243 00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:11,458 I'M LEAVING. 244 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:17,458 AFTER THE ASCENSION. 245 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,375 AFTER IT'S FINISHED WITH THE MAYOR AND FAITH, 246 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,750 IF WE SURVIVE, I'LL GO. 247 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:36,625 WHERE? 248 00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:42,041 I DON'T KNOW. 249 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:52,625 IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING? 250 00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:55,708 ' 251 00:15:57,792 --> 00:15:59,542 SO, THAT'S IT? 252 00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,125 THAT'S IT. 253 00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:07,542 ASSUMING WE SURVIVE THIS ASCENSION THING, 254 00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:11,792 HE'S GONNA LEAVE TOWN. 255 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,500 OH, HE'S A FOOL. 256 00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,417 HE'S JUST A BIG, DUMB JERK PERSON, IF YOU ASK ME. 257 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,875 AND HE'S A SUPER-MAXI JERK... 258 00:16:31,875 --> 00:17:15,167 FOR DOING IT RIGHT BEFORE THE PROM. 259 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,458 THAT'S NOT HIS FAULT. 260 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,917 HE'S 243 YEARS OLD. 261 00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:22,834 HE DOESN'T EXACTLY GET THE PROM. 262 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,209 BUT HE SHOULD IF HE-- WIL, IT'S OK. 263 00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:29,209 YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE HIM THE BAD GUY. 264 00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:33,667 BUT THAT'S THE BEST FRIEND'S JOB, 265 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,041 VILIFYING AND GROUSING. 266 00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:38,208 USUALLY, YEAH. 267 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:40,375 BUT HE'S RIGHT. 268 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,291 I MEAN, I THINK MAYBE, IN THE LONG RUN, THAT HE'S RIGHT. 269 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:44,250 YEAH, I THINK HE IS. 270 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:49,625 I MEAN, I TRIED TO HOPE FOR THE BEST, BUT-- 271 00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:51,583 I'M SORRY. 272 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:54,875 IT MUST BE HORRIBLE. 273 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,917 I THINK HORRIBLE IS STILL COMING. 274 00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:59,917 RIGHT NOW, IT'S WORSE. 275 00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:02,250 RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP FROM DYING. 276 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:06,583 OH, BUFFY. 277 00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:12,625 I CAN'T BREATHE, WIL. 278 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,708 I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T BREATHE. 279 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:19,167 OK. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BUY A DAMN DRESS? 280 00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:21,166 XANDER! 281 00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:26,083 I, UH-- I'M CONSIDERING THINGS A LITTLE MORE CAREFULLY NOWADAYS. 282 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,875 I DON'T WANT TO GET STUCK WITH ANOTHER DUD. 283 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:32,667 WELL, THIS SHOULD WORK FOR YOU. 284 00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:35,375 IT POSITIVELY SCREAMS NYMPHO. 285 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,583 IS THIS A CUSTOMER OR A FRIEND? 286 00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:43,000 NEITHER. JUST STOPPED BY FOR MY DAILY HELPING OF BILE. 287 00:18:43,000 --> 00:19:25,542 SO YOU BETTER GET BACK TO WORK AND QUIT GOOFING. 288 00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:28,875 MRS. FINKLE SO HAS IT IN FOR YOU. 289 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,792 YOU WORK HERE? [Sighs Deeply] 290 00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:34,708 YES. YES, I WORK HERE. 291 00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:37,708 BUT, UH, WHY? 292 00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:39,458 I'M TRYING TO BUY A DRESS. 293 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,041 BUT DON'T YOU ALREADY HAVE ALL THE DRESSES? 294 00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:43,834 I HAVE NOTHING, OK? NO DRESSES, 295 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,917 NO CELL PHONE, NO CAR. 296 00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:49,083 EVERYTHING HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY... 297 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:52,333 BECAUSE DADDY MADE A LITTLE MISTAKE ON HIS TAXES... 298 00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:56,875 FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS. 299 00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:59,750 SATISFIED? ARE YOU A HAPPY XANDER NOW? 300 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,708 I'M BROKE. 301 00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:04,792 I CAN'T GO TO ANY OF THE COLLEGES THAT ACCEPTED ME, 302 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,250 AND I CAN'T STAY HOME BECAUSE WE NO LONGER HAVE ONE. 303 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,417 UH, WOW. 304 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:13,417 YEAH, NEATO! 305 00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:15,041 NOW YOU CAN RUN ALONG AND TELL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS HOW CORDY FINALLY GOT HERS. 306 00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:18,166 HOW SHE HAS TO WORK PART-TIME JUST TO GET A LOUSY PROM DRESS ON LAYAWAY! 307 00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:20,959 AND HOW SHE HAS TO WEAR A NAME TAG. 308 00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:24,000 OH, I'M A NAME-TAG PERSON. DON'T LEAVE THAT OUT. 309 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,792 THE STORY JUST WOULDN'T HAVE THE SAME PUNCH. 310 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:29,708 [High-pitched humming] 311 00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:32,083 AND YOU SAY THE CREATURE JUST STOPPED? 312 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,875 YEAH. 313 00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,083 RIGHT THERE. 314 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:42,083 SEE, IT'S LIKE HE JUST REALIZED... 315 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:45,959 HE FORGOT TO PUT MONEY IN THE METER OR SOMETHING. 316 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,291 THE OTHER PART THAT TOTALLY WEIRDED ME OUT, THAT THING HAD GOOD TASTE. 317 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,625 HE CHUCKED XANDER AND WENT RIGHT FOR THE FORMAL WEAR. 318 00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:55,792 THAT'S RIGHT. HE LEFT BEHIND HIS COPY OF MONSTER'S WEAR DAILY. 319 00:20:55,792 --> 00:21:18,583 I'M SERIOUS. LOOK AT THE OUTFIT THAT XANDER'S WEARING. 320 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,417 NOW LOOK AT THE KID THAT THE MONSTER WENT AFTER. 321 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:29,875 VERY SMOOTH LINES, TILL HE WAS SHREDDED. [Tape Rewinds] 322 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,500 I DON'T WANNA SEE IT AGAIN. 323 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,875 BUFFY, I KNOW IT'S HORRIBLE, 324 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,875 BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA HUNT THIS CREATURE, 325 00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,333 YOU SHOULD STUDY IT. THINK I GOT IT. 326 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:40,375 SHE'S RIGHT. I MEAN, 327 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:43,458 YOU'VE SEEN ONE BIG HAIRY BRINGER OF DEATH, YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL. 328 00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:47,041 NOT REALLY. 329 00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:50,333 IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, THIS IS A HELLHOUND. 330 00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:53,041 YES. IT'S PARTICULARLY VICIOUS. 331 00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:57,917 IT'S A SORT OF A DEMON FOOT SOLDIER... 332 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,875 BRED DURING THE MAHKASH WARS. 333 00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:02,458 TRAINED SOLELY TO KILL, THEY... 334 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:05,209 FEED OFF THE BRAINS OF THEIR FOES. 335 00:22:05,209 --> 00:22:07,917 - LOOK! RIGHT THERE! ZOOM IN ON THAT. - IT'S A VIDEOTAPE. 336 00:22:07,917 --> 00:22:10,000 SO? THEY DO IT ON TELEVISION ALL THE TIME. 337 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,417 NOT WITH A REGULAR VCR, THEY DON'T. 338 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:14,792 PERHAPS WE COULD STAY ON THE TOPIC FOR ONCE. 339 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,375 WHAT, UH, WERE YOU DOING WITH XANDER? 340 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:20,625 CORDELIA: WHAT? 341 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:24,125 UM, I WAS-- 342 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:27,917 BURNING A HOLE IN DADDY'S WALLET, AS USUAL. 343 00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:30,834 I JUST BUMPED INTO HER DURING MY TUXEDO HUNT. 344 00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:33,417 WHAT'S THAT? HEY, PAUSE IT. 345 00:22:33,417 --> 00:22:36,000 GUYS, IT'S JUST A NORMAL VCR. IT DOESN'T-- 346 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,708 OH, WAIT. 347 00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:40,417 IT CAN DO PAUSE. 348 00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:43,750 XANDER: HELLO, HELLHOUND RAISER. 349 00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:46,417 OZ: "TUCKER WELLS." HE WAS IN MY CHEM LAB. 350 00:22:46,417 --> 00:22:47,959 LET ME GUESS. HE WAS QUIET, KEPT TO HIMSELF, 351 00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:51,041 BUT ALWAYS SEEMED LIKE A NICE YOUNG MAN. 352 00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:53,458 WELL, HE DIDN'T SEEM THE MURDEROUS TYPE, ANYWAY. 353 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:56,875 SOMETHING MUST'VE HAPPENED TO HIM. 354 00:22:58,041 --> 00:23:00,166 HOW'S IT GOING OVER THERE, BUFF? 355 00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:02,500 FINE. 356 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,708 WELL, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOUR IMPERSONATION... 357 00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:07,000 OF AN INANIMATE OBJECT IS REALLY COMING ALONG. 358 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,834 THANKS. 359 00:23:09,834 --> 00:23:13,458 OOH, OOH! I GOT INTO TUCKER'S E-MAIL ACCOUNT. 360 00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:18,625 LISTEN TO THIS MESSAGE TUCKER SENT TO THIS KID... 361 00:23:18,625 --> 00:23:20,667 DAVID METZ AT SCHOOL LAST WEEK. 362 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,875 "THE SUNNYDALE HIGH LEMMINGS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AWAITS THEM. 363 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,959 THEIR BIG NIGHT WILL BE THEIR LAST NIGHT." 364 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:30,875 SO WE HAVE A THREAT AGAINST THE STUDENTS ON THEIR BIG NIGHT, 365 00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:33,333 A HELLHOUND TRAINED TO ATTACK PEOPLE IN FORMAL WEAR-- 366 00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:35,708 OH. ARE WE ALL CATCHING UP NOW? 367 00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:38,000 THIS TUCKER IS PLANNING TO ATTACK THE PROM TONIGHT. 368 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,583 ONCE AGAIN THE HELLMOUTH PUTS THE SPECIAL IN SPECIAL OCCASION. 369 00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:44,041 WHY DO I EVEN BUY TICKETS FOR THESE THINGS, I ASK YOU? 370 00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:50,333 I WONDER IF I CAN TAKE MY DRESS BACK? 371 00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:53,000 - DON'T YOU DARE. - BUT TUCKER'S GONNA-- 372 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,792 NO! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE A PROM, THE KIND OF PROM THAT EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE. 373 00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:59,583 vWe 374 00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:03,375 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL A NICE, FUN, NORMAL EVENING, 375 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:07,917 IF I HAVE TO KILL EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH TO DO IT. 376 00:24:07,917 --> 00:24:11,291 YAY? 377 00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:14,667 OK, WES, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO TUCKER'S HOUSE? 378 00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:17,875 HE'S PROBABLY NOT THERE, BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT. 379 00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,667 ALL RIGHT. PERHAPS STRENGTH IN NUMBERS-- 380 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,458 YOU CAN TAKE CORDY. 381 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:26,625 IF THAT'S YOUR PLAN, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 382 00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:31,041 WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS? 383 00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:36,792 OZ, YOU SAID YOU KNOW THIS DAVID KID THAT TUCKER E-MAILED? 384 00:24:36,792 --> 00:24:40,083 WHY DON'T YOU AND WIL TRACK HIM DOWN, 385 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:44,125 SEE WHAT HE KNOWS, IF HE'S INVOLVED. 386 00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:48,917 - WE'RE ON IT. - AND COULD YOU TWO CHECK THE MAGIC SHOP? 387 00:24:48,917 --> 00:24:51,041 - MAGIC SHOP? - IT'S NEXT TO THE DRESS STORE ON MAIN. 388 00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:53,542 I CAN SWING THAT ONE. WHAT'S THE MISSION? 389 00:24:53,542 --> 00:24:55,625 SEE IF ANYONE'S BEEN IN BUYING SUPPLIES TO RAISE A HELLHOUND. 390 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:57,750 GOT YA. OR CHECK AND SEE... 391 00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,250 WHO'S BEEN STOCKING UP ON HELLHOUND SNAUSAGES. 392 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:02,625 I HEAR THOSE PUPS DO ANYTHING FOR A TASTY TREAT. 393 00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:04,166 GILES, YOU SAY THIS THING EATS BRAINS. 394 00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:06,041 ANY BRAINS? 395 00:25:06,041 --> 00:25:09,708 UM, I SUPPOSE-- 396 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:13,000 THEN TUCKER MUST BE FEEDING IT, RIGHT? 397 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,375 YEAH, YEAH. THIS KID ORDERS COW BRAINS A COUPLE TIMES A WEEK. 398 00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:19,208 OH, UH, IT GOES TO THIS ADDRESS. 399 00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:21,458 GOOD LUCK. HE'S A WEIRD KID. 400 00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:23,583 THANKS. THANKS A LOT. 401 00:25:23,583 --> 00:25:25,875 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 402 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:30,166 HELLO TO YOU TOO. 403 00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:31,792 SORRY, I-- I'M JUST SURPRISED. 404 00:25:31,792 --> 00:25:34,209 ME TOO. I DON'T KNOW WHY, THOUGH. 405 00:25:34,209 --> 00:25:37,000 I MEAN, WHERE DID I THINK YOU GET YOUR BLOOD, McPLASMA'S? 406 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,166 - HOW ARE YOU? - RIGHT AS RAIN. 407 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:45,500 WHATEVER THAT MEANS. 408 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:49,125 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 409 00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:51,667 I CAN LIE TO YOU IF I WANT TO NOW. 410 00:25:51,667 --> 00:26:10,209 - WE'RE EX, REMEMBER? - IF IT MEANS ANYTHING, I MISS YOU. 411 00:26:10,209 --> 00:26:13,166 CAN WE NOT, PLEASE? 412 00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:15,875 WHEN I THINK ABOUT US, I HAVE THIS TENDENCY TO SORT OF GO CATATONIC, 413 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,875 AND I REALLY CAN'T AFFORD TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW. 414 00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:22,875 I'VE GOTTA STOP A CRAZY FROM PULLING A CARRIE AT THE PROM. 415 00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:25,875 YOU'RE STILL PLANNING TO GO? 416 00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:34,291 STRICTLY IN A CHAPERONE CAPACITY, BUT IT'S FINE. 417 00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:36,375 I MEAN, I'M COOL WITH GOING STAG. 418 00:26:37,917 --> 00:26:39,667 I'M OVER THE WHOLE "BUFFY GETS ONE PERFECT HIGH-SCHOOL MOMENT" THING, 419 00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:42,250 BUT I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA LET SOME SUBHUMAN RUIN IT... 420 00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:45,166 FOR THE REST OF THE SENIOR CLASS. 421 00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:48,458 LET ME HELP YOU. I'M OK. 422 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:53,208 IF YOU EVER NEED MY HELP-- LOOK, I GOT IT. 423 00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:55,583 THANKS. 424 00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:58,291 HEY, DON'T FORGET YOUR DRESS. 425 00:26:59,959 --> 00:27:01,834 AREN'T YOU WEARING IT TONIGHT? 426 00:27:01,834 --> 00:27:05,792 AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT, I HAVEN'T FINISHED PAYING FOR IT YET. 427 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:09,792 WELL, SOMEBODY DID. 428 00:27:09,792 --> 00:27:14,125 WHAT? WHO? 429 00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:16,792 ZEROES ALL AROUND, BUFF. SORRY. 430 00:27:16,792 --> 00:27:18,917 MAKE NOT WITH THE LONG FACES. I GOT THE ADDRESS. 431 00:27:18,917 --> 00:27:21,667 THE PROM STARTS IN A LITTLE. I WANT YOU GUYS TO GO ON, 432 00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:23,667 AND I WILL CATCH UP AS SOON AS I PUT A LID ON THIS JERK. 433 00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:30,250 WHAT? NO WAY. WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOU, BUFF. 434 00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:43,917 BUFFY, THEY'RE RIGHT. YOU NEED-- 435 00:27:43,917 --> 00:27:46,209 TO SEE TAILLIGHTS. HIT THE DOOR. 436 00:27:46,209 --> 00:27:48,209 I HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. BUFFY, IT MAKES SENSE TO-- 437 00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:52,000 HAVE... A NICE TIME. 438 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,917 OK, THEN. SEE YA. 439 00:27:53,917 --> 00:27:56,417 I WANT YOU AT THE GYM. KEEP AN EYE ON THEM TILL I GET THERE. 440 00:27:56,417 --> 00:28:06,750 I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU YOU'RE BEING RATHER RASH. 441 00:28:06,750 --> 00:28:09,000 FINDING AN ADDRESS HARDLY ADDS UP TO CASE CLOSED. 442 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,209 LOOK, IT'S DONE. 443 00:28:13,209 --> 00:28:15,333 YOU WANNA GO AFTER THEM AND TELL THEM THEY CAN'T GO? 444 00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:17,875 THAT ALL OF THEIR PLANNING AND DREAMING WAS FOR NOTHING? 445 00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:21,125 THAT THEY CAN'T SPEND TONIGHT WITH THEIR HONEYS OF ALL NIGHTS? 446 00:28:21,125 --> 00:28:23,209 [Sets Down Bow] 447 00:28:23,209 --> 00:28:25,125 ANGEL'S NOT TAKING YOU, IS HE? 448 00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:28,083 ANGEL'S LEAVING ME. HE'S LEAVING TOWN. 449 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:31,500 i" 450 00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:34,500 BUFFY, I'M SORRY. 451 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:40,583 I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 452 00:28:42,208 --> 00:28:44,875 UM, I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS SORT OF THING... 453 00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:49,375 REQUIRES ICE CREAM OF SOME KIND. 454 00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:51,041 ICE CREAM WILL COME. 455 00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:53,500 FIRST, I WANNA TAKE OUT PSYCHO BOY. 456 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:57,291 YOU SURE? 457 00:28:57,291 --> 00:29:00,291 GREAT THING ABOUT BEING A SLAYER-- KICKING ASS IS COMFORT FOOD. 458 00:29:00,291 --> 00:29:02,000 [Dance Music Plays] 459 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:10,625 SO SHE WISHED HER HUSBAND'S HEAD WOULD EXPLODE, WHICH WAS GREAT, 460 00:29:13,167 --> 00:29:16,333 EXCEPT WE WERE STANDING THREE FEET FROM HIM AT THE TIME. 461 00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:21,000 WHAT A MESS. OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, DURING THE PLAGUE, 462 00:29:25,875 --> 00:29:28,166 IT WAS ALWAYS PARTS FALLING OFF, BUT... 463 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:31,041 THAT GOT PRETTY OLD SINCE REALLY THEY PRETTY MUCH WERE ANYWAY, AND-- 464 00:29:31,041 --> 00:29:34,000 THE RENAISSANCE, THAT WAS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR. 465 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,125 I MUST SAY, THIS IS ALL RATHER ODD TO ME. 466 00:29:38,125 --> 00:29:40,667 OH YES. BEING AT AN ALL-MALE PREPARATORY, 467 00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:42,417 WE DIDN'T GO IN FOR THIS SORT OF THING. 468 00:29:42,417 --> 00:29:46,083 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 469 00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:54,000 UNLESS YOU COUNT THE NIGHTS YOU MADE THE LOWERCLASSMEN... 470 00:29:54,000 --> 00:30:04,125 GET UP AS GIRLS AND WATCHED THEM-- 471 00:30:04,125 --> 00:30:07,250 DIP IS TASTY, ISN'T IT? 472 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:10,083 [Coughs] 473 00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:12,333 SALSA'S HOT. 474 00:30:12,333 --> 00:30:15,125 VERY HOT. 475 00:30:15,125 --> 00:30:17,959 WE GOT IN. MAYBE WE SHOULD DANCE... 476 00:30:17,959 --> 00:30:20,166 BEFORE WE GET BESIEGED, BEDEVILED OR BEHEADED OR SOMETHING. 477 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:22,208 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 478 00:30:22,208 --> 00:30:25,166 YOU'RE NOT EVEN A LITTLE NERVOUS? 479 00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:27,083 YOU THINK BUFFY'S GONNA LET US DOWN? 480 00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:29,500 WANNA ENJOY SOME PUNCH? YES. 481 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:32,083 MAY I SAY YOU LOOK... SMASHING? 482 00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:34,291 IT'S A START. 483 00:30:37,208 --> 00:30:39,166 SO THEN THIS ONE TIME, A GIRL WISHED THAT HER EX WOULD CANNIBALIZE HIMSELF. 484 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:48,208 EVEN I HAD A HARD TIME WATCHING THAT ONE. 485 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,750 CORDELIA. WESLEY. 486 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,333 MY GOD IN HEAVEN, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 487 00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:26,250 HOW ARE YOU BOTH? AND DETAILS, PLEASE. 488 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:29,125 - VERY WELL, THANK YOU. - YES, THANK YOU. 489 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:32,125 IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. 490 00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:34,208 WELL, DUH! 491 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:36,125 YOU READY TO GO-- SORRY. NEW PLAN! 492 00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:38,208 - THE PROM'S A GO, AND YOU'RE PATHETIC. - MAYBE. 493 00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:40,625 MAYBE NOT. 494 00:31:40,625 --> 00:31:51,291 SO THAT'S HOW YOU DID IT? 495 00:31:51,291 --> 00:31:54,041 THAT'S HOW YOU BRAINWASHED THE HOUNDS TO GO PSYCHO ON PROM? 496 00:31:55,417 --> 00:31:57,291 NEAT, HUH? I DON'T GET IT. 497 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:03,166 WHAT KIND OF SICKO WANTS TO DESTROY THE HAPPIEST NIGHT OF A SENIOR'S LIFE? 498 00:32:03,166 --> 00:32:05,667 I HAVE MY REASONS. 499 00:32:05,667 --> 00:32:07,875 YOU WANT TO GO TO THE PROM WITH ME? NO. 500 00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:09,875 WHATEVER. EVERY MALADJUST HAS HIS REASONS. 501 00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:12,208 LUCKILY FOR ME, YOU'RE AN INCOMPETENT MALADJUST. 502 00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:15,417 UP. OK. 503 00:32:15,417 --> 00:32:18,208 NOW I'M GONNA LOCK YOU IN HERE, AND I'M GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 19-- 504 00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:20,458 GOTTA HAVE A REDUNDANCY SYSTEM. 505 00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:55,250 ANY "INCOMPETENT" KNOWS THAT. 506 00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:57,417 MY THREE FIERCEST BABIES ARE ON THEIR WAY TO THE DANCE RIGHT NOW. 507 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:02,291 YOU THINK FORMAL WEAR MAKES THEM CRAZY? 508 00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:07,375 WAIT TILL THEY SEE THE MIRROR BALL. 509 00:33:11,834 --> 00:33:13,792 [Growling] 510 00:33:13,792 --> 00:33:16,542 [Yelps] 511 00:33:16,542 --> 00:33:18,708 THAT'S RIGHT. FOLLOW BUFFY. GOOD DOGS. 512 00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:22,250 [Prom Goers Yell As Song Plays] 513 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,708 OH, COME ON. THAT SONG SUCKS. 514 00:33:24,708 --> 00:33:27,083 GET BACK! 515 00:33:28,291 --> 00:33:31,333 [Neck Snaps] 516 00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:33,458 BATHROOM? 517 00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:42,125 TH-TH-TH-TH-- 518 00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:44,917 YOU'RE WELCOME. 519 00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:48,375 EWW. 520 00:33:48,375 --> 00:33:51,917 BUFFY, YOU LOOK AWESOME. 521 00:33:51,917 --> 00:33:56,417 SO DO YOU. 522 00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:59,083 EVERYTHING COOL? 523 00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:01,583 COOLEST. DEVIL DOGS ARE HISTORY. HOW'S THE PROM? 524 00:34:10,209 --> 00:34:12,000 STRANGELY AFFECTING. I GOT ALL TEARED UP WHEN THEY PLAYED "WE ARE FAMILY." 525 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,083 EVERYTHING'S PERFECT. 526 00:34:23,209 --> 00:34:25,542 [Whistling And Applause] 527 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:37,500 AND THE AWARD FOR SUNNYDALE HIGH'S... 528 00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,792 CLASS CLOWN FOR 1999 GOES TO... JACK MAYHEW. 529 00:34:43,792 --> 00:35:07,583 PLEASE! ANYBODY CAN BE A PROP CLASS CLOWN. 530 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,333 YOU KNOW, NONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO VOTE FOR THESE THINGS ARE FUNNY. 531 00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:18,083 WE HAVE ONE MORE AWARD TO GIVE OUT. 532 00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:22,875 IS BUFFY SUMMERS HERE TONIGHT? 533 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:27,125 D-DID SHE, UM-- 534 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,041 THIS IS ACTUALLY A NEW CATEGORY. 535 00:35:29,041 --> 00:35:32,125 FIRST TIME EVER. 536 00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:33,750 I GUESS THERE WERE A LOT OF WRITE-IN BALLOTS. 537 00:35:33,750 --> 00:36:33,208 UM, WELL, THE PROM COMMITTEE ASKED ME TO-TO READ THIS. 538 00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:34,834 "WE'RE NOT GOOD FRIENDS. 539 00:36:34,834 --> 00:36:36,166 "MOST OF US NEVER FOUND THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW YOU. 540 00:36:36,166 --> 00:36:38,250 "BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVEN'T NOTICED YOU. 541 00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:41,250 "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT MUCH, 542 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:44,875 "BUT IT'S NO SECRET THAT SUNNYDALE HIGH... 543 00:36:44,875 --> 00:36:46,291 "ISN'T REALLY LIKE OTHER HIGH SCHOOLS. 544 00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:48,375 A LOT OF WEIRD STUFF HAPPENS HERE." 545 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,959 - STUDENT ON FLOOR: ZOMBIES! - HYENA PEOPLE! 546 00:36:52,959 --> 00:36:57,125 THIRD STUDENT: SNYDER! 547 00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:08,375 "BUT WHENEVER THERE WAS A PROBLEM OR SOMETHING CREEPY HAPPENED, 548 00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:11,250 "YOU SEEMED TO SHOW UP AND STOP IT. 549 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:28,708 "MOST OF THE PEOPLE HERE HAVE BEEN SAVED BY YOU... 550 00:37:28,708 --> 00:37:31,708 "OR HELPED BY YOU AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER. 551 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:34,458 "WE'RE PROUD TO SAY THAT THE CLASS OF '99... 552 00:37:35,542 --> 00:37:37,917 "HAS THE LOWEST MORTALITY RATE OF ANY GRADUATING CLASS... 553 00:37:41,917 --> 00:37:44,083 "IN SUNNYDALE HISTORY. 554 00:37:45,458 --> 00:37:47,250 "AND WE KNOW AT LEAST PART OF THAT IS BECAUSE OF YOU. 555 00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:50,083 "SO THE SENIOR CLASS OFFERS ITS THANKS... 556 00:37:50,083 --> 00:37:55,333 AND GIVES YOU, UH, UH, THIS." 557 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,625 IT'S FROM ALL OF US. 558 00:38:01,625 --> 00:38:05,250 AND IT HAS WRITTEN HERE-- 559 00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:08,291 "BUFFY SUMMERS, 560 00:38:08,291 --> 00:38:10,208 CLASS PROTECTOR." 561 00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:12,291 [Applause] 562 00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:15,000 [Slow Dance Music Plays] 563 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,209 MR. GILES. 564 00:38:17,209 --> 00:38:19,000 I'D LIKE YOUR OPINION. 565 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,125 WHILE THE LAST THING I WISH TO DO IS MODEL BAD BEHAVIOR... 566 00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:29,000 IN FRONT OF IMPRESSIONABLE YOUTH, 567 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,083 I WONDER IF ASKING MISS CHASE TO DANCE-- 568 00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:34,375 FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAN, SHE'S 18, 569 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:37,583 AND YOU HAVE THE EMOTIONAL MATURITY OF A BLUEBERRY SCONE. 570 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:40,291 y 571 00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:43,291 JUST HAVE AT IT, WOULD YOU? AND STOP FLUTTERING ABOUT. 572 00:38:43,291 --> 00:38:45,209 RIGHT, THEN. 573 00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:55,750 THANKS FOR THAT. 574 00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:59,583 THIS ISN'T BAD. 575 00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:03,333 YOU DID GOOD WORK TONIGHT, BUFFY. 576 00:39:11,209 --> 00:39:13,291 AND I GOT A LITTLE TOY SURPRISE. 577 00:39:13,291 --> 00:39:15,417 HEH HEH. YES. 578 00:39:15,417 --> 00:39:16,500 I HAD NO IDEA THAT CHILDREN-- EN MASSE-- 579 00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:19,542 COULD BE... GRACIOUS. 580 00:39:19,542 --> 00:39:21,542 EVERY NOW AND THEN, PEOPLE SURPRISE YOU. 581 00:39:21,542 --> 00:39:58,208 EVERY NOW AND THEN. 582 00:39:58,208 --> 00:40:00,291 I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D COME. 583 00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:10,250 IT'S A BIG NIGHT. I DIDN'T WANNA MISS IT. 584 00:40:13,875 --> 00:40:15,375 IT'S JUST TONIGHT. IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT-- 585 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,458 I KNOW. 586 00:40:20,458 --> 00:40:23,083 I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND. 587 00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:25,708 WILL YOU DANCE WITH ME? 588 00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:29,375 GRR! ARRGH!