1 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,040 INDISTINCT CHATTER 2 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,080 I mean, I'd never have been able to bring him 3 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,920 somewhere like this, you see. Your dad. No. 4 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,360 Cos he'd dribble. 5 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,480 I tried to keep him neat. 6 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,680 If we went to, like, the cafe in Sainsbury's, 7 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:06,160 I'd sit with my back to the wall and him facing me. 8 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,680 Well, I had to. 9 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,400 It's off-putting for folk, isn't it? 10 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:12,720 They've come out for a coffee, seeing someone like that. 11 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,880 You're feeling sorry for him, aren't you? 12 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,080 No, I'm... Yes, well, don't. 13 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,880 I looked after him, and it's more than he would have done for me. 14 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,480 I told you about the pension? 15 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,640 Yes. 16 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,880 No provision for me. No. 17 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,560 He were thinking I'd go first. 18 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,520 Well, yes, but... But what? 19 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,160 It's not like you're without, is it? 20 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,120 That isn't the point! 21 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,960 I was an inconvenience for 50 years. 22 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,320 50 years! 23 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,280 Well, he's dead now, so... You never liked him. 24 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:50,960 God, I make better coffee than this in the microwave. 25 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,160 God, these glasses are mucky. 26 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,200 I've got a pen pal. Did William tell you? 27 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,960 No. 28 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,880 This fella I was at school with. 29 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,760 Well, except that he was a lad then, obviously. 30 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,680 I showed Gran how to put her details on Facebook. 31 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,600 Well, so who is he? 32 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:14,880 Alan, he was called. 33 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,760 CHUCKLES He still is! 34 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,680 Hang on, stop. Start again. You... 35 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,280 When Granddad was... He can talk for himself! 36 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,360 When I were at school, there were this lass, this girl... 37 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,560 Who he fancied. Whatever. Keep going! 38 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,760 Well, that's it, really. No, it isn't. 39 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,400 Put his name on Facebook, right. 40 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,360 Oh, aye! That's it. And there she was. Celia Dawson. 41 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,560 Nee Armitage. Her and Doreen Wilkinson. 42 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,920 Yeah, just two of 'em out of t'whole year. 43 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,920 You're joking? So, we wrote to her. 44 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,440 "We"? Granddad were a bit nervous. 45 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,320 What for? Well, I were in two minds. 46 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,520 So, you wrote to her, and...? 47 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:48,840 And she wrote back. 48 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,440 So, we kept it going! 49 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,240 CHUCKLES 50 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,520 Oh, it's all nowt. 51 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,280 It's all nowt. 52 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:57,840 We're just pen pals. 53 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,360 Except it's been a trip down memory lane. 54 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,480 Well, sort of, given that... 55 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,080 Given that...? 56 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:08,280 Well, you see, he was in my year but not in my form. 57 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,520 Gran was in the A stream. 58 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:14,680 And if he's who I think he is, then not everything he says adds up. 59 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:18,640 You see, I think they lived up in the wilds, somewhere up Stainland. 60 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,560 She lived in t'next street. 61 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:24,560 Only he talks like he lived in the next street. 62 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,280 And if he did, well... 63 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,200 ...I'm beggared if I can place him. 64 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,520 Well, I were amazed when she wrote back. 65 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,200 I didn't think I were t'sort 66 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,800 someone like her would remember. Why? 67 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,880 What sort's she? 68 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,960 Glamorous. Oh, aye? 69 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,200 She always seemed...a bit better spoken than the rest, and I... 70 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,680 I were on t'shy side and gormless. 71 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,120 So, where is she now? 72 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:53,520 Harrogate. She's got a little flat at her daughter's house. 73 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,640 Last time he saw her was in 1953. Really?! 74 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:00,040 Yeah, her dad got a job down in Sheffield and that were it - off they went. 75 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:03,560 He was heartbroken. Did she know you had a... 76 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,120 thing about her? 77 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,200 Oh, she'd not look at me twice. 78 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,040 I've told him. He wants to invite himself over. 79 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,920 Yeah! Why not? Say you're passing. 80 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:17,440 Say... you're in Harrogate anyway and would she like to meet up for a cup of tea? 81 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,320 MUSIC BLARES ON CAR STEREO 82 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,360 Your Uncle Robbie's here, Raff. Yes! 83 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,120 Half an hour early. 84 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,720 Want you back by five. 85 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,000 No way! 86 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,080 Told you this last time. I made it clear. 87 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:39,440 Mum, it doesn't finish while five. How are we gonna get back here by five? 88 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,080 Hiya, Robbie. Raff. 89 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,640 I want him back by five. 90 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,480 DISINTERESTEDLY Right. No, not "right", 91 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,360 like you're just saying it to shut me up. 92 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:49,080 "Right!", like you're heard what I've said and it's sunk in. 93 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,600 Right. 94 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,440 He's got homework. I've done it! 95 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,480 When?! 96 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,880 I'll ring yer. ENGINE STARTS 97 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,720 MUSIC BLARES 98 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:03,240 #...Run for your lives... # 99 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,400 Bastard. 100 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,200 Why don't you ask him for a photo if you can't picture him? 101 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,440 She's got one. He sent one. On the e-mail. 102 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,520 Only I'm none the wiser, as folk change so much, don't they? 103 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,160 Especially men. 104 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,240 That's John's car. 105 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,480 LOCKING SYSTEM BEEPS 106 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,360 DOOR OPENS 107 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,160 Dad's here. 108 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,880 Hi. Hello. 109 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,120 I let myself in. So I see. 110 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,920 Hi, Will. 111 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,280 I'm off upstairs. 112 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,240 Didn't know you had a key. 113 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,000 Do you want it back? 114 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,480 Either way. 115 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,840 How's your mother? 116 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,640 Fine. Good. 117 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,120 Why are you here? 118 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,520 Do you want to give us a few minutes? Sure. 119 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,640 SHE SIGHS 120 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:49,760 Um...I'm tempted to say it's a long story, but it isn't really. 121 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,840 In fact, it's pretty straightforward. 122 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,560 Turns out... 123 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,240 Judith's a bit of an alcoholic. 124 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,880 I knew she had a significant relationship with the stuff, 125 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,560 I knew she liked a drink, but, um, 126 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,560 yeah... 127 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,040 didn't realise the extent of it. 128 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,600 Has she tried to get help? Oh, yeah. More than once. 129 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,800 I don't think it's something that'll sort itself out overnight. 130 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,920 Well, if ever, in fact, so... 131 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,120 Yeah. 132 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,960 So, how does this involve me? 133 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,160 I've made a terrible mistake, Caroline. 134 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,040 Oh, I see. 135 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,880 You want to come back? 136 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,120 What do you think? 137 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,000 I don't know. I was dazzled. 138 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,080 It's pathetic, isn't it? 139 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:49,880 Even more so when you see what a ridiculous empty-headed mess she... 140 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,200 Sorry. You don't want to hear this. 141 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,320 That's so selfish! 142 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,560 Out of necessity, I suppose. 143 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,800 You can't imagine it until you've... 144 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,280 Sorry. 145 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,280 I suppose I never have. 146 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,080 Seen it before, up close. 147 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,120 The real McCoy. 148 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,440 And it's only now I realise... 149 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,440 how much of a fool I've made of myself. 150 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,600 And to have thrown away all this here with you and the boys. 151 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,040 And for what? 152 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,320 It's appalling. 153 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,080 It's abysmal, it's unthinkable. 154 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,400 SHEEP BLEAT 155 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,840 CLEARS THROAT 156 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,080 "Dear Celia." 157 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,400 COCK CROWS 158 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:01,120 "I am planning a trip up to Skipton next week. 159 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,680 "Possibly Monday." 160 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,920 EXHALES DEEPLY 161 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:17,720 "If you fancied meeting up for a coffee, 162 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:22,520 "it would be a wonderful opportunity to... 163 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:31,080 "Would you fancy meeting up for a coffee? 164 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,280 "...a cup of coffee? 165 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:42,480 "I appreciate that you probably have much more interesting things to do... 166 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,720 "...that you may already have your week planned... 167 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:56,720 "...but if you did happen to be available... 168 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,280 "...free... 169 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,960 "...it would be very nice to see you." 170 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,760 "With very best wishes... 171 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,560 "Best wishes, Alan." 172 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,160 PHONE RINGS 173 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:36,880 Hello? 174 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,680 Alan, it's Robbie. 175 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:41,360 Lad's come off his bike. Is Gillian there? 176 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,440 Er, no, no. She's... Ambulance is here. 177 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,720 They're taking him to t'Princess Royal. 178 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,600 Shall I see you there, then, or what? 179 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,080 Yeah, but what's he done? 180 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,920 I dunno. He's... 181 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:55,240 Well, he's conscious now, anyway, so... 182 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,000 Yeah, well, see you there. Ta. 183 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,280 Gillian! 184 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:28,720 Where is he? He's in wi' t'doctor. 185 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,720 Well, congratulations, Robbie. Finally got what you wanted. 186 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,560 What are you talking about? Oh, you know. 187 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,240 This is what I wanted, him flat on his back in an ambulance? You love 188 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,920 that every Saturday I go through hell worrying about him getting hurt. 189 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,040 I know you've got a screw loose, Gillian, so I won't push it, 190 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:43,400 but you'd better apologise for that. Oh, yeah, that's happening! Come on, calm down. 191 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,280 I go biking with Raff because he loves it. 192 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:49,480 I love it. Eddie loved it. It's in us blood. So, don't you come and accuse me... 193 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,760 Yeah, and if you hadn't raked up all that bloody trouble 194 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,200 when Eddie died, nobody'd have reason to think you took any satisfaction! No, don't. 195 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,800 You're lucky I let you have 'owt to do with him. Yeah? 196 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:00,640 Well, you're lucky that you've not had him taken off yer. 197 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,440 Raff, lad! 198 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:07,160 Oh, God, you had me worried! 199 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,840 Oh, they fussed, Mother. 200 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,080 I said, I don't need an ambulance, I don't need an X-ray, 201 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,280 I'm made like rubber, but... nobody were listening. 202 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,440 DOOR OPENS 203 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,920 Hello. 204 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,160 John's gone. 205 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:37,240 He's gone to fetch some of his things. He's moving back in. 206 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:41,680 Right. I've told him he'll have to sleep in another room. 207 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:46,800 It seems very easy for him after all that he's done. 208 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,680 It turns out she's an alcoholic. 209 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,760 And he's just discovered this? 210 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,160 After goodness knows how many months? 211 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:59,080 He knew she had a problem - he didn't know the extent of it. 212 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,240 He wants to meet me in Skipton for a cup of coffee. 213 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,480 Oh, your, um... 214 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,200 Alan. Are you going? 215 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,640 No. 216 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,120 D'you think I'm making a mistake? 217 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,120 Doesn't matter what I think, love. 218 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:26,960 DOOR OPENS 219 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,440 DOOR CLOSES 220 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,480 SHE SIGHS 221 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,480 "Dear Alan. 222 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,000 "Sadly... 223 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,640 "Unfortunately... 224 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,120 "I would be delighted to meet you in Skipton on Monday." 225 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,920 I'll put the kettle on. 226 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,960 Just you pause there a second, lad. 227 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:47,640 If you jack this in - properly, once and for all - 228 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,960 I'll buy you a car when you pass your test. 229 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,360 Why? 230 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,960 Because that's how much your mum can't stand it. 231 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,520 She lost your dad. 232 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,040 She doesn't want to lose you. 233 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,720 Hi, Lawrence. Give us a hand. 234 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,160 INDISTINCT SPEECH 235 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,400 Yeah, right! 236 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,480 SHEEP BLEAT 237 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,560 INDISTINCT SPEECH 238 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,320 KEYS CLACK 239 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:56,000 Um, do you...really want me to sleep in the spare room? 240 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,920 Just so I know where to put my stuff. Um... 241 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,920 I've got the Independent Schools Inspectorate coming in this week and... 242 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,280 Just don't push it, all right? 243 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,640 DOOR CLOSES 244 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:03,480 TV: ...kicking off to number 36 in the pop charts... 245 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,200 What did you say to Raffy? Hm? 246 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,760 About buying him a car? Oh... 247 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,680 He does his own thing, Dad. 248 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,280 If he wants to be friends with Robbie, fine. I hate him. 249 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,080 Dozy pillock. 250 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,600 But... 251 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,200 ...he's Eddie's brother. 252 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,600 And Raff has to make up his own mind about folk. 253 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,600 I asked him not to tell you. 254 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:36,560 Yeah, I appreciate that. I appreciate you interfering. 255 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,920 I love it when you interfere! 256 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,240 But I'm not stopping him doing stuff he likes doing. 257 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:47,120 He has to outgrow things...naturally, and then he won't resent people. 258 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,320 Me. 259 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,200 I'm meeting her. 260 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,640 In Skipton on Monday. Are you? 261 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,520 Mm. 262 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,760 Are you?! Mm. 263 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,240 Well, if she turns up. Why wouldn't she? 264 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,480 Well, I dunno. 265 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,800 I don't know that I'll have enough to say to her, 266 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,120 enough to keep a conversation going. 267 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,360 Perhaps I should find an excuse. What for? 268 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,560 I did ask her out once. 269 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,880 Did you? CHUCKLES 270 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,880 So? 271 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,760 Oh, she never turned up. 272 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,240 I stood there nearly two hours, then after, 273 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:34,000 I found out that's when she'd gone to Sheffield. 274 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,560 That same day. You're kidding? 275 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,840 She's probably forgotten. 276 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,360 That were a rotten trick. 277 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:45,280 Well, it might not have been. She might just have forgotten. 278 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,760 If they were flitting, she'd have had a lot on her mind, and, er... 279 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:53,360 well, you know, we were only kids, teenagers, so... 280 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,440 Aw, Dad. CHUCKLES 281 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,720 Well, you don't have to go. 282 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,920 Oh, I can't pull out now. 283 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,400 And it were 60 years ago. So what? 284 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,560 I thought the sun shone out of her. 285 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,040 I can still feel that feeling I felt when I looked at her. 286 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,480 You've been married to me mother for 50 years since then. 287 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,560 Oh, I know. I... 288 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,800 I loved your mum. 289 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,960 We were... 290 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,600 ...pals. 291 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,880 But Celia... 292 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,560 It were more like... 293 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,040 I dunno. 294 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:44,440 Now Heaven walks on Earth. 295 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,600 Is that a line from something? 296 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,960 Probably. Oh. 297 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,360 It will be. 298 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,760 Shakespeare. 299 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,720 One of that crowd. Yeah. 300 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,680 CHILDREN SING HYMN 301 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:53,400 # ...and closer cling 302 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:58,640 # To our Lord, and to his altar... # Morning. 303 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:03,640 # ...There ourselves an offering bring 304 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:09,760 # Serving thee, our heavenly Father 305 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:13,520 # From the dawn to set of sun 306 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:18,320 # Serving thee in life's young morning 307 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:23,280 # Till our work on Earth is done... # 308 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,120 Good morning. Good morning. 309 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,880 Morning. CHILDREN: Good morning. 310 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,120 Oh, sod it. 311 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,080 ENGINE STOPS 312 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,120 There's your tea. Thank you. 313 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,320 And your change. Oh, thank you very much. 314 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,640 BELL TINKLES LIGHTLY 315 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,480 Alan? 316 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,400 Celia. 317 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,720 How are you? 318 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,320 Oh, I'm...not so bad. 319 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,000 Er...how are you? 320 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,720 Oh, I'm all right. Good. 321 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,680 Good, good. 322 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,600 Oh, that's, er... 323 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,680 Oh, I know who you are now. 324 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:49,880 Sorry? 325 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,760 Penny dropped as soon as I saw you. 326 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,640 You didn't know who I was? 327 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,560 I didn't for long enough. I sent you a photograph. 328 00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,440 Even with the photograph, I was thinking you were that other Alan, up at Stainland. 329 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,600 Alan...Robertshaw? Robertshaw! 330 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,240 With spindly legs? SHE LAUGHS 331 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:11,080 Had he? Spaghetti Legs, my dad called him. 332 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,640 I don't remember his legs. 333 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,600 Now, you lived in the next street. 334 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,880 I didn't realise there was a...confusion. 335 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,640 Are you disappointed? No! 336 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,960 How was your journey? 337 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,160 Oh, it was fine, thank you. 338 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,560 Only, um... 339 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,080 What can I get you? 340 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:35,640 Oh, she'll come over. Only what? 341 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,360 Well, I didn't, um... get a-a ticket for the... 342 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,960 Oh! ...for the car park. 343 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,400 I didn't have the right change. Do you want to go back? 344 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,800 No, let me get you something first. 345 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,200 Then I'll... 346 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,760 Isn't it odd? 347 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,080 Things you remember and things you don't. 348 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:55,280 Yes, always. 349 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,600 Didn't you ask me out once? 350 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,160 Did I? 351 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,960 Mm, you probably don't remember. 352 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,520 Um... 353 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,800 You did. 354 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,760 Oh! Yeah, that's right. 355 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,640 Then I couldn't come. 356 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,680 Because it was when we were moving to Sheffield. 357 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,560 Oh. Yeah. 358 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,280 And we went a day early. 359 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,200 I can't remember why now. 360 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,000 It'll be my mother not being organised. 361 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,920 You go and get your ticket. 362 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,360 Can I have a latte, please? 363 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,440 D'you know, it's ringing a bell. 364 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,560 Now you've said it. Good. 365 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,240 But you got my note. 366 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,000 Did I? 367 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,600 Yeah. What note? 368 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,760 I sent you a note to say I couldn't come. 369 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,760 I gave it to Eileen Pickford to give to you. 370 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,920 Eileen? Yeah. 371 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,680 To say I was sorry I was letting you down, but... 372 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,680 this was my new address in Sheffield so you could write to me. 373 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,760 Did you?! 374 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,280 Oh, don't tell me you didn't get it? 375 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,280 You didn't? No! 376 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,560 Oh! 377 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,440 Well, it's a good job you'd forgotten. 378 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:09,720 Cos otherwise you'd have spent the last 60 years thinking I'd stood you up! 379 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,200 You go and get your ticket. 380 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,000 OK. 381 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,600 Kate... 382 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,720 Kate. 383 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,640 Have you got five minutes? 384 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,160 Just take a... 385 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:09,960 Sit down. 386 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,920 Very formal. 387 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,440 John turned up on Saturday. He... 388 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,920 He wants to move back in, so... 389 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,760 ...so I said yes. 390 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,120 For the boys' sake. 391 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,320 When you say move back in, does that mean...? 392 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,960 I don't know what it means, exactly. 393 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,240 Yet. 394 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,640 I'm amazed. 395 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,400 After everything he's done. 396 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,720 After everything you've said. 397 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,480 It's mainly for the boys. 398 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,360 God knows we see enough of it here, 399 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,880 parents who put their children anywhere except first. 400 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,720 They think they do until it comes to their own convenience and... 401 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,680 ha... 402 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,080 Happiness. 403 00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,200 I don't wanna be like that. He doesn't put them first. 404 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,000 Yes, well, perhaps all the more reason why I should. 405 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,360 Look... 406 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,800 I'm very... 407 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,640 ...fond... 408 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,080 of you. 409 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,160 You know that. I just... 410 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,160 ...don't think I can do this any more. 411 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,960 Obviously we can be friends. 412 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,520 But, um... 413 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,560 ...the other thing, it... 414 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,880 it's not me. 415 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,280 I mean, it's not not me, I'm just not, you know... 416 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,800 ...ready... 417 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,360 to go there. 418 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,160 BELL RINGS 419 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,800 I've got 9F. 420 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,400 Bad luck! 421 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,600 Sorry. 422 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,240 I am sorry. 423 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,000 DOOR OPENS 424 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,840 DOOR CLOSES 425 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,000 Oh, God. 426 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,000 EXHALES HEAVILY 427 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,480 BREATHES HEAVILY 428 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,480 Oh, no, no, no, no. Keep calm. 429 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,320 LIGHT MUSIC PLAYS OVER PA 430 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,000 Can I have a packet of 20, please? 431 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,880 How old are you? 432 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,280 You know how old I am. You asked me that t'other night. 433 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,000 Right, can I see your ID? 434 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,000 HE COUGHS 435 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,040 Thank you. 436 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,320 SUCKS TEETH 437 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,960 You going up to t'White Horse again Friday night? This Friday? 438 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,560 No. Probably not. 439 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,160 Why not? Stuff to do. 440 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,560 Have you 'eck. 441 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,040 That's a shame, cos I thought I might buy you a few beers. 442 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,080 Again. 443 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,520 That's £6.30. 444 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,160 Oh... 445 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,360 I'll be there anyway. 446 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,000 If you're feeling...lonely. 447 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,840 Right. 448 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,360 Mind how you go. 449 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,280 SUCKS TEETH Ooh! 450 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,320 HE LAUGHS 451 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,080 Is that what you thought? 452 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,240 Sorry? That I'd stood you up. 453 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,800 Well, um... You must have done. 454 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,960 Well, I suppose I might have. You did! 455 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,240 Y... Well... 456 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,880 Oh, how embarrassing. 457 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,280 How sad. No, look, it's water under t'bridge. 458 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,600 I think my car's... I really hoped you'd write. 459 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,280 Did you? Yes. 460 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,160 I waited for a letter. 461 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,080 Never occurred to me she wouldn't give it to you. 462 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,600 'Appen she were jealous. 'Appen she forgot. 463 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,400 Well... And I probably just assumed 464 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,880 you just didn't have time to bother writing. 465 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,280 No, no! No, Celia. I'd have written if I'd got it. 466 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,120 Well, that's the last time I'll ask Eileen Pickford to do anything for me. 467 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,160 She's dead. Is she? Well, that'll teach her. 468 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:25,280 D'you know, it's all come back to me just now, just seeing your face. 469 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,520 I married her. 470 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,200 Eileen. 471 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,640 She were Gillian's mother. 472 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,160 Oh, good Lord. Aye. 473 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,600 Well, she was a nice lass. 474 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,000 I think my car's been stolen. 475 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,520 What? 476 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,040 Yeah, it's a blue Vauxhall Astra. 477 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,080 Sure, yeah. 478 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:04,400 I can't say mine was a happy marriage, cos it wasn't. 479 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,360 I don't say that to everyone. 480 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,360 He wasn't the most faithful of husbands, shall we say? 481 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,920 Not just once, either. 482 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,120 There was a whole string of them, a whole stream of them. 483 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,840 What's the collective noun for women who aren't very fussy? 484 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,560 HE CHUCKLES 485 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,080 Sorry, that too much information? 486 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,200 No. 487 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:33,000 See, Caroline says it takes two people to make a marriage go wrong. 488 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,840 I don't believe that. 489 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,480 She probably gets sick of me going on about it. 490 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,640 Well, she does. 491 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,400 She says he's dead, get over it. 492 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,000 Well, not in so many words, but that's what it amounts to. 493 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,240 I'm sorry. 494 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,160 Tell me about Eileen. 495 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,680 Oh, we were very happy. 496 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:54,280 Happy enough. Very...steady. 497 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,640 Then she developed Alzheimer's. 498 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,280 She didn't know me at t'finish. 499 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,560 Fancy her not giving you my letter. 500 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,960 She must have liked you. DOOR OPENS 501 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,840 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 502 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,640 So, I've processed your information, Mr Buttershaw, concerning your vehicle. 503 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,560 How are you fixed for getting home? 504 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,480 Oh... Oh, I... 505 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,040 In broad daylight? 506 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,720 In Skipton? 507 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,320 You're joking. 508 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:30,760 So, I were, er, wondering if you could come and pick me up? 509 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,280 Not straightaway necessarily. 510 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,640 Well, yeah... Thank you. 511 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,840 I don't know why you won't let me drive you. 512 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,080 You been to the police? Yeah, well, it's a long way, 513 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,840 and then you'd only have to drive back to Harrogate. 514 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,640 Er, yes, course we've been t'police. 515 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,560 It's only 40 miles or so, isn't it? 516 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,840 And have you got your pills with you? Yes. Yes, yes. 517 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,240 Um, and have you some cash on you? 518 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,920 Er, yes, I'm OK there. 519 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,320 So, you're basically all right? 520 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,640 Well, it were a bit of a shock. And, er... 521 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,080 they're not optimistic about getting it back. 522 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,320 Not all in one piece, anyway! 523 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,680 Right. 524 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,000 Well, I'll set off as soon as I can after four, OK? 525 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,480 OK. 526 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,160 Dad... 527 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,280 Dad, I'm gonna have to go. Oh, OK. 528 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:09,960 Ta-ta, love. Right, keep in touch. 529 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,680 Yeah, ta-ta. 530 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:13,480 HE SIGHS 531 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,440 Well, she doesn't get off till, er...four, 532 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,160 otherwise she'd be straight over. 533 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,120 I'm not a bad driver, if that's what you're thinking. 534 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:28,240 We could pop down to Elland, we could... look up a few of our old haunts. 535 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,960 Gillian were heartbroken when her Eddie died. 536 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,560 All over t'place. 537 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,200 A farm to run. 538 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:41,200 Never enough money. That's why she works at t'supermarket. 539 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:44,400 That's why I moved in - she was struggling. 540 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,960 I've still got my little house. 541 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,240 Oh, have you? Mm. 542 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,120 Up Barkisland. A lovely view. 543 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:55,840 I rent it out. Which suits me. I...I didn't like it on me own. 544 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,160 Oh, I'm used to it. 545 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:02,440 I've felt like I've been on me own for the past 40 years. 546 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,240 I'm sorry you've been so unhappy. 547 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,240 CHUCKLES It isn't your fault. 548 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,640 Well, it's not what you deserve. 549 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,760 My memory of you is smiling. 550 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,360 Lovely big smile. 551 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,000 You were radiant. 552 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,720 Oh! 553 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,080 It's a long time since anyone's called me that! 554 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,400 You still are. 555 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,320 That's... It is! 556 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,800 That's...that's my car! 557 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,600 You're joking?! I'm not! 558 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,160 I'm not! That's my registration plate! TYRES SCREECH 559 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,880 Right... 560 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,600 What are you doing? You get on the phone to the police 561 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,920 and I'll put me foot down. Well, w-what shall I ring? 562 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,640 999? Yes, if you like. 563 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:48,760 That's emergency. 564 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,400 Well, this is an emergency. HORN TOOTS 565 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,440 Oh, shut up! 566 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,000 What? No, not you. Oh, God! 567 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,880 Where's reverse when you bloody well need it? 568 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,360 HORN BLARES Oh... 569 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,400 HE GROANS 570 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,360 Are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine. 571 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,080 Oh, h-h-hello. Yes, er, police, please. 572 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,440 I just have a heart condition. 573 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,800 Buttershaw, Alan. Have you? 574 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,320 Far Slack Farm, Ripponden. 575 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:24,400 West Yorkshire. HX5 7LD. 576 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,240 I'm supposed to avoid excitement. 577 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,240 Er, yeah, my car's just been stolen, I've just reported it. 578 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:35,800 But now we've just spotted it and now we're just following it. 579 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,400 At speed. 580 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,400 We're... Where are we? 581 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,240 We're on the B437, heading back to Skipton. 582 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:47,880 We're on the B437, heading back to Skipton. 583 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,280 Er, it's a blue Vauxhall Astra. 584 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,040 Yes, yes, we're right behind 'em. 585 00:38:55,080 --> 00:39:00,200 What's this road? Well, it's wiggly, anyway. It's by t'canal. 586 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,840 Now we're going over a little bridge. 587 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,200 Oh. 588 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,320 TYRES SCREECH 589 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:16,000 Hang onto your hat. I am doing! 590 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,560 Oh, heck! 591 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:26,960 Oh... 592 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,240 Careful! 593 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,800 HORN BLARES 594 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:34,920 Oh! 595 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:40,680 Not-not-not sure where we are now. TYRES SCREECH 596 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:41,880 Yeah, Albert Street. 597 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,880 Well, w... In fact, we've just left Albert Street. We're now in... 598 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,720 Well, I dunno, summat else. 599 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,960 HORN BLARES TYRES SCREECH 600 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,880 Oh, my... ...God! 601 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,840 Oh! Oh. 602 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,400 ALAN STUTTERS 603 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,840 W-What? 604 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,000 Are we all right? Yeah, are you all right? 605 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,560 Yes. Oh, God. 606 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,560 I'm so sorry. I... 607 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,560 Oh, my God! 608 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,000 Oh! SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE 609 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,280 I'm so sorry. Oh. 610 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,840 No, I'm sorry. You've... 611 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,400 Yeah, a silver A-class. 612 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:24,560 Yeah... 613 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,640 It was 20 years ago first time it happened. 614 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,800 I had to take early retirement. 615 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,040 Then I had a funny do ten years after that. 616 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,960 On holiday. I should be dead, really! CHUCKLES 617 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,440 Good heavens. 618 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,760 Still, we've had an adventure! 619 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,480 I wonder what would have happened... 620 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,560 if Eileen had given you that letter. 621 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,000 We'll never know. Well, we could speculate. 622 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,000 I'd certainly have written. 623 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,320 There's very little doubt about that. 624 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,240 What would you have put? 625 00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:01,080 Er, "Dear Celia," I'd have put, "thank you for sending me your address." 626 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,120 And then what? 627 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,040 I've no idea. 628 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:10,120 SHE LAUGHS We wouldn't have got very far, then, would we? 629 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:14,040 "I am sorry that you were unable to turn up. 630 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:17,440 "At least, however, I weren't left standing there for two hours 631 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:21,040 "on t'bridge outside t'church in t'snow, 632 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,000 "as I might have been had you not written." 633 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,800 You weren't? 634 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,480 Well, not the snow bit, obviously, it were July, but, er... 635 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,520 I thought you said you couldn't remember it. 636 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,040 Yeah, well... 637 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,400 ...I lied. 638 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,000 I remember it like it were yesterday. 639 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,400 I were gutted. 640 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,000 Oh, Alan. 641 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:51,400 And there was me in Sheffield thinking you didn't want to write to me. 642 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:55,200 Ah, but you didn't feel t'same way about me as I felt about you. 643 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,000 How do you know I didn't? 644 00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:00,840 Cor...! I'd been waiting for you to ask me out for months. 645 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,320 Years. 646 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,960 Two hours ago, you thought I was someone with spindly legs 647 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,320 from up Stainland. 648 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,160 I knew damn well who you were the first time you wrote. 649 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,560 I was pretending. 650 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,840 Pretending to myself. 651 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,680 Why?! Because... 652 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:21,280 I did like you, a lot. 653 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,680 But I was never sure how you really felt about me, 654 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,400 not when you didn't write, and... 655 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:32,360 Oh, well, I can say it now because it was 200 years ago and... 656 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,280 because I'm shameless and... 657 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,120 ...if I don't say it now, I never will. 658 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,640 I was in love with you. 659 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,680 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 660 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:54,560 Right! Statements. Who wants to go first? 661 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,120 Mrs Buttershaw? 662 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:00,680 We're not married. 663 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,520 CHILDREN CHATTER EXCITEDLY 664 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,160 CAR DOOR OPENS 665 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,960 Got your text. Yeah, I got yours. 666 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,640 You're not jacking it in. It's like I told you... 667 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,760 Get in. 668 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,520 You've gotta get straight back on. 669 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,240 That's what your dad would've said. That's what your dad would've done. 670 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,040 It upsets me mum too much. You can't live your life not doing stuff 671 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,240 just because your... But it shook me up as well. You're just saying that. 672 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,920 This is about Gillian not wanting you to have 'owt to do wi' me. 673 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,520 No, it isn't. 674 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,200 I'm gonna tell you summat now, Raff, about your mother, 675 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:50,280 about why she don't like you and me bothering wi' each other. 676 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:51,600 When our Eddie... 677 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:54,320 When your dad died, 678 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:55,920 you know what happened? 679 00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,000 Yeah. Ish. 680 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,080 Wasn't an accident. This is my personal theory. 681 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,400 You know what happened, right? Yeah. 682 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,720 Death by misadventure. Yeah. Bollocks. 683 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:09,800 She killed him. 684 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,040 SHEEP BLEAT 685 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,120 HORN TOOTS 686 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,280 DOOR SHUTS Make yourself some tea, love. 687 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,120 There's plenty of stuff in t'fridge. 688 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,960 I've got to go to... 689 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,440 Skipton. 690 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,040 Grandad's car's been stolen. 691 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,720 Tell me about when me dad died. What, now? 692 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,160 Well...you know. I...I've told you. 693 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,480 Not everything. 694 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,520 Robbie turned up outside the school gates this aft'. 695 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,360 Robbie? 696 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:12,240 He said summat...weird. Robbie's a mad bastard. 697 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,200 D'you know what he thinks? 698 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:18,000 Yeah, course I know. He tried to have me arrested. 699 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:20,600 Like I hadn't enough to cope with at the time. 700 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:25,520 Look, if you wanna talk about this now, fine. 701 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,160 But you're gonna have to come with me. 702 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,960 Ooh, it's hopeless. You can never get hold of her at school. 703 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,200 She's always got it switched off. 704 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,760 I've left a message anyway. Right. 705 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,480 And if I get desperate, I can always ring John. 706 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,920 Well... 707 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,840 Who'd have thought it? 708 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,720 Us here today, like this. 709 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,640 Were you really... 710 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:56,960 in love with me? 711 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,000 What can I get you? Ooh. Um... 712 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,280 Er... 713 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,720 Oh. 714 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,680 What do you suppose a crappuccino is, Alan? 715 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:10,960 Isn't that an F? 716 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,720 Is it? Where? On the board. 717 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:18,200 Is it? It's frappuccino. Coffee with ice. 718 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:22,000 They've always to muck everything about these days, haven't they? 719 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:25,240 Still, if you're not taking risks, you're not living. 720 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,560 That's what our William says, 721 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,680 and he lives in his bedroom, so what does he know? 722 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:33,640 HE LAUGHS Oh, go on. I'll have one. 723 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,360 Well, following that impeccable logic, I'll have one as well. 724 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,360 Thank you. 725 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,320 I'd forgotten you were a comedian. I'd forgotten you were one! 726 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:47,120 You knew damn well that didn't say "crappuccino"! 727 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,560 Well, people bother with you more if they think you're senile. 728 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,840 I mean, look at that policeman. 729 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:57,120 Well, either that or they run a mile, which can be equally entertaining. 730 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,000 Were you really in love with me? 731 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,120 Mm. 732 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,080 I used to think about you... 733 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,160 ...when I was miserable with Kenneth. 734 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,320 I used to wonder what you were up to... 735 00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:12,760 ...and who you were with... 736 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:18,280 ...and how different things might have been if I'd married a lad like you. 737 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,560 Did you think about me? When you were with Eileen? 738 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,680 Now and again. 739 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,800 See, I don't think I ever stopped thinking about you. 740 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,680 Oh... 741 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000 We missed a trick, didn't we? 742 00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:43,880 I can't believe Eileen didn't give me that letter. 743 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,440 CHUCKLES 744 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,600 Well, we can't change it. 745 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:51,280 It's...it's such a big thing not to have done. 746 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,960 She must have known. 747 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,560 Well, you've got Gillian and Raffy, 748 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,720 and I've got my lot. 749 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,160 And I don't regret that, do you? 750 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:07,920 Whatever else might have happened. No. No! No. I-I... 751 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,280 Course not. 752 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,280 RAFF: He says it wasn't an accident. 753 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,920 He says me dad wouldn't have been that stupid. 754 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,000 Look... 755 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,200 He took risks with his biking, right enough, 756 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:19,240 but calculated risks, Robbie said. 757 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:20,720 He were big on safety on t'farm. 758 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,240 Yeah, yeah, he was, 759 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,560 when he wasn't off his head drunk. 760 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,800 Look... He said you argued... 761 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,040 all the time. Yeah, like thousands of others. 762 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,920 Well, he said how, days before he died, 763 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,000 you argued and told him you'd like to see him dead. 764 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,640 Did he? Well, I said you loved him 765 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,560 and he had to shut his mouth. Right. Well, that's... Good for you. 766 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,680 Then he said how most of what he deals with is stuff like this. Domestics. 767 00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:46,040 What you don't realise... He said that every copper knows 768 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,360 people don't kill people they couldn't give a toss about. 769 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,000 What you don't realise, Raff, about Robbie is... 770 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,280 when Eddie... 771 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,440 ...when your dad died... 772 00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,360 SHE SIGHS Jesus! 773 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,440 WIND WHISTLES 774 00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,640 ...it warped him. 775 00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,600 Robbie. 776 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,280 He couldn't accept it. He couldn't come to terms with it. 777 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,440 He couldn't accept... 778 00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,000 it just happened. 779 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,280 He had to blame someone. 780 00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,240 So... 781 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,600 ...obvious choice. 782 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,760 Me. 783 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,560 He said one day he'd prove it. 784 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:53,840 He won't, will he? 785 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,200 No, love. 786 00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:57,560 No. 787 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:07,760 HE SNIFFS 788 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:25,560 TV ON IN BACKGROUND 789 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:36,960 WILLIAM: Is that you, Ma? 790 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,000 TV: ...opening game, with serve... 791 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:46,520 Hard at it, are we? 792 00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,720 I was gonna cook supper, but you might have to. 793 00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,840 Right. 794 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,800 I got a B in my science test today, Ma, 795 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,920 and then I scored a try. Good, well done. 796 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,960 He thinks if he lies like that he'll be able to see up 797 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,600 the girlies' skirts on the telly, 798 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,760 because he's not very bright. JOHN: We've been discussing your mother. 799 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,400 Have you? "Age cannot wither her, 800 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,560 "nor custom stale her infinite variety." Apparently. 801 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,680 Ignore him. He's drunk. Really? 802 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:10,960 Mature love, Antony and Cleopatra, all that claptrap. 803 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,680 You didn't tell me she had a fella. She hasn't, it's just some old... 804 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:16,160 someone she writes to on the e-mail. 805 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,000 Right, well, I'm off to Skipton to pick her up. What? 806 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,120 She's been trying to get hold of you. Oh! 807 00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:24,800 She went to meet this Alan in Skipton and then she pranged her car. 808 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,000 Is she all right? 809 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:29,480 Yeah, yeah, but the car's damaged, so she needs picking up, so... 810 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,280 I'll go. I'll go. 811 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:33,640 I'll go! 812 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,440 DOOR CLOSES 813 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,320 So... 814 00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,040 ...if I had written 815 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,160 and if we had kept in touch... 816 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,720 Going back to speculating. 817 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,600 Oh, well... 818 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,680 Maybe you'd have popped down to visit me. 819 00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:58,680 More than likely. 820 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:00,240 Then we might have gone dancing. 821 00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:03,000 HE LAUGHS I imagine so! 822 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,080 And then... 823 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,840 Then... 824 00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:08,440 well... 825 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:10,720 ...we might have... 826 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,000 started... 827 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,120 Courting? 828 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,480 Yeah. 829 00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,760 Except by then, I'd have met Kenneth. 830 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,040 Would you? 831 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,680 Him with his university education and his prospects. 832 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,600 Would that have been it, then? 833 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:29,280 I don't know. 834 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:33,680 You see, I think that's what I was dazzled by - his prospects. 835 00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:35,680 I wouldn't be now. 836 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:41,360 Now I know there are much more important qualities a man can have, but...then... 837 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:42,800 I wanted... 838 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,720 a nice house with a bit of garden 839 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,040 and a car. 840 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,000 Things my mum and dad had never had. 841 00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:53,680 So, no. 842 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:56,640 I would probably have made the same mistakes. 843 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,200 I had prospects. 844 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:01,200 Oh, I know. I... 845 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:04,520 Not t'same as Kenneth, perhaps. 846 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,600 I wasn't comparing. I'm just... 847 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,880 saying... 848 00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,960 And anyway, you weren't there. 849 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,680 No. 850 00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:14,920 So... 851 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,040 But I'm here now. 852 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,000 You certainly are. 853 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:28,040 You told Michael bloody Dobson of all people?! 854 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,600 That insidious little prick? Are you cross? 855 00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,320 No, Kate, I'm delighted, I'm thrilled, I'm over the bloody moon! 856 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,000 Look, he's... I've gotta go, I'm going, I'm driving. 857 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,160 Hey! Oi! 858 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,240 Sorry! Emergency. 859 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:55,920 Jesus! 860 00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,560 LOCKING SYSTEM BEEPS 861 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:03,840 Dad. 862 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,640 Oh, Gillian! 863 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:11,320 That was the most selfish, mindless piece of driving 864 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,040 I have ever witnessed. I won't be a minute, love. 865 00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,040 Then you can have it. You could see I'd got 866 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,560 my reversing lights on, you could see I'd already started manoeuvring. 867 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,920 Yeah, well, if you keep your hair on, I'll be less than 60 seconds. 868 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,520 Idiot! Snotty bitch! 869 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,600 Are you gonna let her talk to you like that? 870 00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,160 Mum, you all right? 871 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:25,680 Fine. 872 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,120 This must be Alan. CELIA: Yes. 873 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,560 How do you do? I'm Caroline. How do you do? 874 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,600 Thank you for staying with her till I got here. 875 00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:36,240 We're gonna have to go - some braindead lowlife trailer trash 876 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:39,320 stole my parking space. And... you've met my daughter. 877 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,720 Sorry? 878 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,880 Gillian, this is Celia... 879 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,120 ...and Caroline. 880 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,400 Hello, Celia. 881 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,000 I've heard a lot about you. 882 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,280 I've met Caroline. 883 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,360 CELIA: Right. 884 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,360 Well... 885 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,760 Now, then, we've got some news for you. 886 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,400 For both of you. 887 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:07,200 BOTH: We're getting married. 888 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,320 What did you say to him? That we kissed twice. 889 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:19,640 I did this stupid thing. 890 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:23,280 We were thinking about having a little engagement do. 891 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,600 There's something about you bending over in a field 892 00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,520 that makes me almost unable to contain meself. Piss off, Paul. 893 00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,320 Judith! I want you to come back. 894 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,960 Hello! Are you the taxi! Dad! 895 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:38,200 We decided against an engagement ring, so instead, 896 00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:40,400 we bought a car between us. 897 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,960 It'd be like really good, if you didn't mention this to Mum. 898 00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,480 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd