1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,400 We're serious about getting married. Whatever. I sent you a note to say I couldn't come. 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,960 I gave it to Eileen Pickford to give to you. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,280 Eileen? 4 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:10,840 My mother? Yeah. 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,760 No, don't tell me you didn't get it? 6 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,200 I'm very...fond of you. 7 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:18,080 I just don't think I can do this any more. 8 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:19,800 I'm arresting you on suspicion of assault. 9 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:20,840 You're not arresting him! 10 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,760 There's summat about you bending over in a field 11 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,000 that makes me almost unable to contain myself. 12 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,880 Ow! 13 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,800 Tell me about when my dad died. It wasn't an accident. She killed him. 14 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,240 We decided against an engagement ring, 15 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,440 so instead, we bought a car between us. 16 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:37,800 Judith, this is William, my eldest. Hello. 17 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,480 He's had that bitch in our house. 18 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,160 Don't come back. 19 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,840 You can't just leave him. Can't I? 20 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,840 Why not? He left me. 21 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,560 I mean, you can't just abandon him in the middle of nowhere. 22 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,320 You think I should let him humiliate me over and over again... 23 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:45,040 Bend! ..and pretend that everything's fine and dandy, when in actual fact 24 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,880 I'm having a nervous bloody breakdown? 25 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,120 Mum! 26 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:01,680 Oh. 27 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:03,880 Are you all right? 28 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,240 Caroline? 29 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,920 Idiot. You're an idiot. 30 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,200 Why am I an idiot? Telling her. 31 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,520 He probably wasn't even doing anything. 32 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,800 He hates her. He hates Judith. 33 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,360 He was probably just trying to get rid of her. 34 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Mum. 35 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:51,560 I'm sorry. 36 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,080 I shouldn't have said anything. 37 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,000 They weren't doing anything. They were just drunk. 38 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,440 He let her into the house. 39 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,480 It doesn't matter whether they were doing anything or not. 40 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:04,480 What matters is that he's shallow and weak-willed... 41 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,080 ...and I can't trust him. 42 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,320 Much as I'd like to. 43 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 For your sake. 44 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,080 My sake. 45 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,520 Everyone's sake. 46 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,920 Are you all right, Mum? 47 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,800 Are you? 48 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,280 Come on. 49 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,040 I couldn't find a parking space. 50 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,200 What have they said? 51 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:03,160 Um...they're not pressing charges. It is just a caution. 52 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,200 Oh. 53 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:09,800 Here, I know it looks extravagant, the car. 54 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,640 And, yeah, your mother might have liked one, but I don't know, I... 55 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,120 She were never bothered about cars. 56 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,360 Odd. 57 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:27,040 That thing you said about my mother not giving you that note. 58 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:32,560 Do you wish she had? Given it to you? 59 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,800 Well, you can't think like that, can you? 60 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,400 No, but do you? 61 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,920 No! Course not! 62 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:42,960 But you aren't cross with her, for not doing? 63 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,120 No. 64 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,520 She was a fantastic woman, my mother. 65 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,240 Yeah, she were. You're right. 66 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:55,240 I've certainly got no complaints. 67 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,400 DOOR OPENS 68 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,440 Done and dusted. 69 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:04,040 And next time, give the weedy little twat a wide berth. 70 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,760 You all right? 71 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,400 What were it about? 72 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:15,800 Gillian? You know as much as me, Robbie. 73 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,200 HE SIGHS 74 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:38,080 What did he say, the inspector? Stuff. 75 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,880 I'll see you back there. Right. 76 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,560 And what was Paul Jaktri saying? 77 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:45,760 Shit. 78 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,160 What kind of shit? Can I go in t'Lexus with my grandad? 79 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,200 What kind of shit? Grandad, can I go with you? 80 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,960 DOOR SHUTS 81 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,120 You OK? I'm sorry I spoilt your party. 82 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,160 Ah... 83 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:14,960 VEHICLE DOOR SHUTS 84 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,120 DOOR OPENS 85 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,240 Ah. 86 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,080 I'm going to my room. 87 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,240 I thought I'd better hang about. You left the door unlocked. 88 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:34,800 I'll ring Celia, see if she's all right. 89 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,280 Right. Mm. 90 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:41,040 How...how were things at the, um...police station? 91 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:47,120 I'd hate you and Caroline to get the wrong idea about us. 92 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,760 For my dad's sake. 93 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:52,080 This isn't how he behaves, Raffy. He's a good lad. 94 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,440 I'm sure he is. 95 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,760 God knows why he couldn't rise above it. He...he would do normally. 96 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,160 Kids. Well, boys, anyway. 97 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,840 I...I helped myself. Good. 98 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,960 I hope that's... Absolutely fine. 99 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,280 HE CLEARS THROAT 100 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,080 Sorry about... What? 101 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,120 Oh, dirty linen in public. Me and Caroline. 102 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:15,960 Hey, listen. Don't apologise to me. 103 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,280 Not for anything. I don't judge people. 104 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:22,520 Never have done. Life's too short. 105 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,840 Let's be frank. 106 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:28,120 We're none of us perfect. The ironic thing is... 107 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,600 What? Oh. 108 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,080 I had this... 109 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,960 fling thing, 110 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 affair-fest, 111 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,760 embarrassing mistake thing with this Judith, 112 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,480 four...three months ago. 113 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,760 Tell me when I get boring. 114 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,280 Oh, the point is she... 115 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:52,560 I was in the house by myself. Our house, mine and Caroline's. 116 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,840 And she turns up. Judith. 117 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:59,600 And I can't get rid of her. William comes home from school early, 118 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,720 because he's in the middle of his A levels. 119 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:04,200 He assumes we're up to stuff. 120 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,480 Which we're not. Absolutely not. All over. 121 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,600 Thing of the past. Big, bad mistake. 122 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:13,520 Desperately grateful to be back with glorious, snotty, mad Caroline, 123 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,040 albeit in the spare bedroom. 124 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:20,640 But now she's gone all berserk and says I'm out on my ear again. 125 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,600 Shit. 126 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:24,640 I've... 127 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:30,240 ..just got to pop upstairs and see if Raffy's OK. 128 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,080 Sure. 129 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,000 Sure. 130 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,240 KNOCK AT DOOR 131 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:47,640 Raff? 132 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:53,200 I want to know what Paul was saying that made you so cross. 133 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:57,320 He's an idiot. Well, I can't say I'd argue with you over that. 134 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,560 And you're an idiot as well. 135 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,040 WIND WHISTLES 136 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,600 BANGING 137 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,720 How's the car? Smashing. 138 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,080 You couldn't drive me to the nearest railway? 139 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:22,360 Well, where are you heading? Well, Harrogate. 140 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:26,040 Well, I'll drive you there. I'm off over to see Celia. She's barely seen that car. 141 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,280 But it'll have to be tomorrow morning. 142 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,280 I'm not setting off now! 143 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:34,080 It's dark. Fine. Great. Is that...? 144 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,480 So...so could I stay? 145 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,600 FOOTSTEPS 146 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,120 Can he stay? 147 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:45,480 Alan's very kindly offered me a lift back to Harrogate tomorrow morning. Course. 148 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:50,000 Only I'd be grateful if you... you didn't drink any more. 149 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:53,080 I don't want you throwing up in t'car before Celia's even sat in it. 150 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,400 Celia all right? 151 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:58,880 Well, I think she'd have liked a turn in t'car. 152 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:03,640 Perhaps I should phone for that taxi. Don't be daft. You stay put. Oh, I'll go and put t'kettle on. 153 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:04,680 WIND WHISTLES 154 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,200 You want to stick up for yourself more, you do. 155 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,320 Me? Yeah. 156 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,400 You know, if you weren't doing owt, 157 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:21,680 if you genuinely weren't doing owt with this Judith... 158 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,880 ..why accept being chucked out? 159 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:28,440 And presumably half the house is yours. 160 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,840 Morning, everyone! 161 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,560 Daddy's back! Daddy's home! 162 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,640 # Allons enfants de la Patrie 163 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,400 # Le jour de gloire est arrive! # 164 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,960 Breakfast! I'm cooking! 165 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,640 Who wants pancakes? 166 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,240 Morning! It's ten to eight. 167 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,600 Yes, I... Sorry I'm late. 168 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,120 SHE LAUGHS 169 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,520 Oh! 170 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:53,320 RADIO: 'The Sunday morning service comes from the church of St James the Great...' 171 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,880 Oh, piss off. 172 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,920 MUSIC: "The Liberty Bell March" by John Philip Sousa 173 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,920 HE HUMS TUNE 174 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,720 Pa-pa-pa pom! 175 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,800 Do you believe in God? 176 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:20,400 I used to...to believe. 177 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,240 Mid-to-late 1970s. 178 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,880 MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY 179 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:28,360 What happened in the mid-to-late 1970s? 180 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,600 I'm not sure. 181 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:35,520 But, er...that's when we just seemed to stop going. Why? 182 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:40,400 I think I'd like to get married in a church rather than a registry office... 183 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,360 on reflection. 184 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,000 Who's that making that din? Well, we can do. 185 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,480 I...I don't think it's obligatory these days, 186 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,720 to believe in God, just cos you want to get wed in church. 187 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:51,840 MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY 188 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,440 MUSIC STOPS 189 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,680 What the hell on earth do you think you're doing?! Morning, darling. 190 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,200 Don't you shitting well "darling" me! Potty mouth. 191 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,520 What are you doing? Breakfast. Want some? 192 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,160 Is that John? Has she let him in? 193 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,240 I live here! How has he got back? 194 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:11,480 No, you don't live here, because I chucked you out for being an arsehole! 195 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,560 Yes, well... MUSIC RESUMES 196 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,400 ..half this house is mine! 197 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,000 I wasn't doing anything wrong! She turned up! 198 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,160 William exaggerated! Get over it! Don't you touch that! 199 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,040 And next time your mother slaps me, 200 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:26,000 you tell her I will slap her right back! Harder! 201 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,760 You are not making a mess in my kitchen! 202 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,680 That's right! I'm making a mess in my kitchen! 203 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:35,760 You forfeited any right to anything when you went off shagging that whore! 204 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,920 THEY LAUGH Shout a little bit louder, Caroline! 205 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,840 It's not funny! No. 206 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:44,920 Morally, I can't argue with you. Legally, however, a tad more compromise! 207 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,840 I do not want you here! 208 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:50,600 Well, I don't mind you being here. It isn't like there isn't room, is it? 209 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,480 So, if you can't be civil to me, 210 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,880 just bugger off into another room, all right? 211 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,240 Because if you're going to be difficult and unco-operative, 212 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:00,240 I might just chuck all your things out, OK? 213 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,760 What's happening? 214 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,280 Nothing. 215 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,000 Your father's behaving like a pig! 216 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,880 Oh, damn. She's shut the window. 217 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,320 You see, I'm not behaving like a pig. I'm willing to be entirely reasonable. 218 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,160 You're doing breakfast, Popsicle? Yes, I am. Cool. 219 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,000 MUSIC CONTINUES 220 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,160 DOOR SLAMS 221 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,400 BOTH CHUCKLE It's not funny! 222 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,360 Hey! 223 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,240 How do you fancy driving over to Buckstones Ridge? 224 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,080 Oh... 225 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,840 MUSIC PLAYS ON HEADPHONES 226 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,600 KNOCK ON DOOR 227 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:33,680 I'm just off to work. 228 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,760 Raff. 229 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,040 BRAKES WHINE 230 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,080 Ah. 231 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,120 What have you been saying to our Raff? 232 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,280 Oh, steady on, Gillian. And going to the police? 233 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,240 What kind of bloke gets beaten up by a 16-year-old and goes whining to the police? 234 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,640 How about, "Thank you, Paul, for not pressing charges"? 235 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:25,720 What did you say to him? 236 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,240 "Thank you, Paul, for letting him get off with a caution." 237 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,800 Nowt. I were just, like... You know. 238 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,080 What? 239 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,080 I were just saying what a fine woman you was. 240 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,720 You idiot. Any time, love. 241 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,000 Well, he didn't believe you, anyway. Ha-ha. 242 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,960 Nah, he did. 243 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,520 Not to start with, cheeky git. 244 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:47,520 Not till I described the way your wallpaper's peeling off above t'window where it's damp. 245 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,800 And your five million pair of shoes. 246 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,480 And that photo he has by his bed of him, his Uncle Robbie and his dad. 247 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,800 Yeah, yeah, I think that's when he realised 248 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,240 I really had been in your upstairs. 249 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,080 HE LAUGHS He went mad. Lickle bastard. 250 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,520 That's... 251 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,840 SHE SIGHS 252 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,360 SHE SIGHS 253 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,080 SHE SIGHS 254 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,080 PHONE RINGS 255 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,680 Hello? Gillian? 256 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,680 Yeah? It's John Elliot. 257 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,120 Caroline's husband. 258 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,120 Oh. 259 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:25,440 John. 260 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,040 Hello. 261 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,240 I'm just ringing to say thank you for putting me up last night. 262 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,600 Oh, that's... 263 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:35,320 I stuck up for myself, and, er... well, she didn't like it. 264 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,200 Not surprisingly. 265 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,040 But I did it. 266 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,240 He's talking to someone. 267 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,320 KATE: 'Who?' I've got no idea. He's smirking. 268 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,440 It's probably her, Judith. 269 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:51,280 Well, I've no idea, Caroline. I'm sorry I upset you. 270 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:55,200 I'm sorry I didn't listen to you. You were right. He's an absolute... 271 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,120 ..jerk. I've spent the best years of my life 272 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,200 married to an unreliable, shallow-minded... 273 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,160 self-centred... 274 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,000 ..jerk. 275 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,080 Yes. 276 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,160 What am I going to do? 277 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,600 Divorce him, and not just talk about it this time. 278 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,160 Sell the house, split everything. Start again. 279 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,720 I can't sell this house! 'Why?' 280 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:24,040 Because I...I've put so much into it. I've worked so hard for it. 281 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,920 It's perfect. I don't want to sell... 282 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,880 Anyway, I can't, because my mother... 283 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:33,000 Actually, my mother's probably going to move out, because she's getting married. 284 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,120 Your mother? Yes. 285 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:38,280 Your mother is getting married? Who to? 286 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,320 Oh, it's just... 287 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:43,720 How sweet. 288 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,880 Would you like me to come round? 289 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:55,520 'Would you like to go for a walk? Would you like to do something?' 290 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,360 Me going on about stuff a bit too much, probably... 291 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,240 KNOCK ON DOOR 292 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,520 That's such a beautiful part of the world that you live in. 293 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,000 John? John, John. 294 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,360 I'm...I'm sorry. I've got to go, cos I'm at work. 295 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,640 Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, no...no problem. 296 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,280 Ta-ta, then. Me waxing lyrical. 297 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,240 Yeah. Aw. Bye! 298 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,440 Probably see you again some time anyway. Yeah, yep. 299 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,600 Bye. Bye-bye. Bye. 300 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,800 Sweet exotic creature. 301 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,680 MUSIC: "The Archers" theme tune 302 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,280 'So, 2 o'clock, then?' 303 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,840 Jesus Christ. 304 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,320 He's lit a cigarette. 'Is that very...' 305 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,360 How bad is that? 306 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,640 We don't smoke. 307 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,640 Oh. Ah. 308 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,200 And he's drinking whisky at quarter-past 11 in the morning. 309 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,800 And he's listening to the... bloody Archers! 310 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:03,840 I've got to go. 311 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,080 Right, well, I'll see you at... 312 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,280 MUSIC PLAYS 313 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,560 RADIO OFF You silly bitch! 314 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,520 What kind of example do you think you set these boys, hm? 315 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:34,200 Smoking! And drinking and fornicating! 316 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:38,280 And wallowing there like some... self-indulgent tosser! 317 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,120 How dare you do that? I do not want you here! 318 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:46,800 Well, bad luck. I live here, and if I want to smoke and bring women here, then I'll bring them! 319 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,000 But I don't want to bring women here! 320 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,800 Because I want our marriage to work! 321 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,600 You mad cow! This marriage is over! 322 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:58,480 It is dead! It is redundant! It...it never was! 323 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,160 And I do not want to waste another second of my life 324 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,480 pretending it's something worth saving! 325 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,520 MUSIC: "Strangeness And Charm" by Florence + The Machine 326 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,720 # The static from your arms 327 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,080 # It is a catalyst 328 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:16,560 # You're a chemical that burns 329 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:20,200 # There is nothing like this. # 330 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,000 If anybody had told me a few weeks ago 331 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:27,120 that I'd be sitting up at Buckstones Ridge, 332 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:31,120 holding hands with a man who isn't my husband, 333 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,880 and who's just driven me here in his Lexus, 334 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,800 I'd have thought they were pulling my leg. 335 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,040 Not that I'd have ever sat anywhere 336 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,600 holding hands with a man who was my husband. 337 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,680 Kenneth wasn't the hand-holding sort. 338 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:49,240 I mean, even before the trouble, 339 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:53,400 I don't think he'd a romantic bone in his body. 340 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,960 And then after, when I'd found out what a randy sod he'd been, well... 341 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:02,200 that put the tin lid on any sort of... Anything resembling romantic. 342 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,480 I mean, I stopped going anywhere with him socially. 343 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,080 I mean, he didn't know who knew and who didn't. 344 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:15,520 And I work on the principle it's always wise to assume the worst. 345 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,640 I mean, it's not nice, is it? 346 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:21,160 Folk nudging each other, going, "Ooh, that's her 347 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,360 "whose husband's at it with all and sundry behind her back. 348 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,720 "I wonder if she knows, poor bitch. 349 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:31,480 "I wonder what she's not doing that's making him look elsewhere." 350 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,880 So, you stop in. You don't go out. 351 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,680 And your world gets smaller. 352 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,360 I should have divorced him. 353 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,720 But it's easy to say, with a child to bring up 354 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,120 and no money of your own. And you see, I'd not worked. 355 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,880 I had no career. 356 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,920 I'd given up my job when Caroline was born. 357 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,920 Women did in them days. 358 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,680 Could have killed him one time. 359 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,960 I mean, literally, I could have! 360 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,960 He was decorating the kitchen. 361 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,960 Painting the ceiling up a little stepladder. 362 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,000 He was hopeless at anything to do with DIY. 363 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,280 Anyway, he slipped and banged his head. 364 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:26,600 He must have been out for...oh, well, no more than a second or two. 365 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,400 But of course, I panicked. 366 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,480 Till he came to. 367 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,240 It was only afterwards I realised I'd been slow. 368 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:39,160 And I decided if it ever happened again I'd slip a cushion over his face 369 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,960 and suffocate him. 370 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,520 Have I shocked you? 371 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,480 No. 372 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,520 Oh, God. 373 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,720 I'm sorry I go on about him. 374 00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:02,080 No, no, no, no. I'm just sorry you... you had it to go through. 375 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:07,760 I'm only telling you this so you know what sort of a woman you're marrying. 376 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:12,040 Do you fancy a pint in a pub? 377 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,240 I was thinking... Oh, aye? 378 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,120 Why don't you stop tonight in Harrogate? 379 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,840 Oh, I don't mean anything untoward. 380 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,080 I've got a spare room. 381 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:31,160 Only it's going to be a long haul for you otherwise, taking me back to Harrogate 382 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,160 then setting off to Halifax. 383 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,920 And you were up at the crack of dawn this morning. 384 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,680 I'd have to buy a toothbrush. 385 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,840 Raff? 386 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,800 Raffy? 387 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,800 RINGING TONE 388 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,400 Answer it. 389 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,760 RAFF ON VOICEMAIL: 'I can't take your call. Leave a message and I'll ring you back.' 390 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,600 Raff, it's me. 391 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,920 Where are you? Just ring me or...or text me. 392 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,360 I...I need to know where you are. 393 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,520 I'm sorry if I've upset you. I know I've upset you. 394 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,800 But I need to know that you're all right. 395 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,760 SHE SIGHS 396 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,680 SHE SIGHS 397 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,200 (Oh, shit.) 398 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,040 RINGING TONE 399 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,840 Gillian? Is Raff with you? 400 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,480 He is, yeah. 401 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,680 Is he all right? 402 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,440 Yeah, he's absolutely fine. 403 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,520 what's he said? Nothing. 404 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:31,120 Well, can I talk to him? He's a bit busy at the minute. He's on the Xbox. 405 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,920 Yeah? Well, get him off the f... 406 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:37,160 And to be frank I don't think he'd want to talk with you. I don't know what's happened, 407 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,120 other than him fighting with that dickhead, but I assume something has. 408 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,520 I assume that he's finally seen the light and worked out what a mad bitch you are, 409 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,640 so you know, if he wants to move in here, that's fine by me. 410 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:52,080 I'm not keeping him here by force. Don't you dare fill his head with rubbish about me. 411 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:55,440 Will that be everything, then? You just tell him to ring me! 412 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,680 SHE SOBS 413 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,560 RINGING TONE 414 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,160 Hello? John? 415 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,320 Yeah? It's Gillian. 416 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:34,920 Alan's daughter. 417 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,560 Gillian. 418 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,520 Sorry I had to ring off this morning. 419 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,000 Only the boss were breathing down my neck and... 420 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,520 No, no, that's... I thought nothing of it. 421 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,720 Good, good. 422 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,840 Good. So, how's things progressing? 423 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,960 Oh, she's having a little coven in the garden 424 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,040 with some insipid little witch that she works with. 425 00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,800 Nice. 426 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:04,440 Lawrence says she's a lesbian. God knows why Caroline's invited her here. 427 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,320 You know what you said last night 428 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:10,000 about you having this affair with this... 429 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,280 ..Judith? 430 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,440 Yeah? Well... 431 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,720 I did something similar and... 432 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,960 You did? Yeah, a... 433 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,760 ..stupid, stupid thing. 434 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,000 And Raff's found out, and that's what that fight was about, 435 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,800 and he's gone to live with Robbie. 436 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,080 That's his uncle, the policeman. 437 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,440 And he's a right bastard and... 438 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,800 SHE SOBS 439 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,320 Bollocks! 440 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,160 It was exactly the same when me and Richard got divorced. 441 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,240 Neither of us could afford to buy the other one out 442 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,640 so we had to sell up, split everything. 443 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,520 Right down the middle. Beautiful house we had. 444 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,680 It was heartbreaking. 445 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,360 But you find a way forward. 446 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,920 I'm going to have to get proper legal advice. 447 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,000 Yes, obviously. I don't know what I'm talking about. 448 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:16,120 Don't you? I was being sarcastic. I just said I've been through exactly the same thing, 449 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,800 but, yes, you should get proper legal advice. Why are you being so snippy? Why? 450 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,560 What? 451 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,920 My dad's got Alzheimer's. Did you know that? 452 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,760 God, I'm so sorry. 453 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,560 There's a million and one things you don't know about me, Caroline... 454 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,920 ..cos you never ask, and I try not to inflict things on people 455 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,000 unless I think they're actually interested, 456 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,160 but I've never really had the impression that you were, 457 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,680 but you just take it for granted that I'll be interested in you. 458 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,000 Don't you? You offered to come round. 459 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,800 Mm, but you rang me up. 460 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,160 After you'd dumped me. Shh. 461 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:59,040 You rang me up expecting me to be sympathetic, which I am. 462 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,200 Not that it'll do me any good. And then you're like a man. 463 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,160 You just make this decision that I haven't got a clue 464 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,640 what I'm talking about even though I've been through it. 465 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,680 I think you're overreacting. You're reading things... And then having a go at me last week 466 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,760 for talking to someone when I was upset about what had happened. 467 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,400 Someone who was sympathetic and interested. 468 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,120 Michael bloody Dobson? He tried to blackmail me. 469 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,800 He didn't. You'd better go. 470 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,400 Am I being dismissed? 471 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,960 I shouldn't have rang you up. I'm sorry I did. 472 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,400 Don't say that. 473 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,120 I just want you to understand... 474 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:43,600 ..the effect you have on me. 475 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:50,280 If you ring me, I'll run round here, even though I know you're not really interested in me. 476 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:55,760 I'm not...not interested in you. 477 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,560 I'm... 478 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,720 I don't know what I am. I... 479 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,760 You're right, I've never asked you anything about you, 480 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,800 and it's not because I don't... 481 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:13,200 It's because I'm selfish and hopeless... 482 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,240 ..and you've been a really good friend, and I don't know how to be a good friend. 483 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,360 To anyone. 484 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,840 My parents never got on. 485 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,960 I grew up in a house on my own with these people 486 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,720 who never spoke to each other unless they had to, 487 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,600 and I thought that was normal. 488 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,560 And now she's met this bloke, this Alan, and he's a sweet man, 489 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,240 and he thinks the world of her, and she thinks the world of him, 490 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,320 and she's so different! 491 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:46,040 And I can't help wondering if she'd been in love with my dad 492 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,280 and he'd been in love with her... 493 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,960 ..how different things would have been. 494 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,720 I don't know what normal relationships are like. 495 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,800 I see them, but I don't know how to do them. 496 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,640 So I'm sorry. 497 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:08,040 I'm sorry if I've hurt you or taken you for granted. 498 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,320 I will endeavour not to do that... 499 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,120 in the future. 500 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,600 Because I do value your friendship and... 501 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,400 ..I'm sorry if I've never said or made that clear or done what... 502 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,320 ..normal people do to express these things. 503 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:33,800 So, I'm sorry. 504 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,240 Thank you. 505 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,520 I think you've got to give yourself a break, Gillian, I really do. 506 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,840 He's 16 years old. Give him a week. 507 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,360 Give him a week with Robbie's microwave cooking. 508 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:55,000 Give Robbie a week with a bloody teenager in the house. You're right. 509 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,200 You know where he is. You know he's safe. OK, he's had a shock. 510 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,120 He's found out his mother has sex. Get over it. 511 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,240 I know, I know. It's just life, you know? 512 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,680 And he has to realise that you have... 513 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,960 you know, just like everyone else does, 514 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,880 urges, feelings, 515 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,560 and when he's an adult, he'll get it. 516 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,360 He will not look back on you and make judgments. 517 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,240 He just needs a little bit of time. Step back from it, Gillian. 518 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,760 I know it's not easy. 519 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,520 He's your boy, but, 520 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,960 if you can... Yeah, yeah. 521 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,680 Yeah, you're right, you're right. 522 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:30,720 Oh, kids. 523 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,480 Gosh. 524 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:40,480 So, how's things in the garden? 525 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,400 Oh, much the same. 526 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,240 LAUGHTER OUTSIDE 527 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,800 CHICKENS CLUCK 528 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,120 COCKEREL CROWS 529 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,000 COCKEREL CROWS 530 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,920 Oh, God! 531 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,920 Paul. Jesus. HE GROANS 532 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,520 What's happened? Paul? What? 533 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,800 Who did this? 534 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,280 Who did it? Was it Raff? 535 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,320 Robbie? 536 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,240 HE GRUNTS 537 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,720 OK. Come on. 538 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,080 Let's get you inside. 539 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,640 HE GROANS AND SHE STRAINS 540 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,680 HE GROANS 541 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,560 HE YELLS 542 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,000 HE SOBS 543 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,000 GLASS CLINKS 544 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,200 SHE SIGHS 545 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,600 I think we should get you up to the Princess Royal. 546 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,280 I'll be all right. 547 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,520 What happened? 548 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,360 Darren and Gavin. 549 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,200 Hayley's brothers found out I'd been at it with you 550 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:58,240 so them and a couple of big bastards laid into me. 551 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,320 So, I...I guess the engagement's off, eh?! 552 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,960 You dirty sod. 553 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,000 They said they was going to pour petrol over me and set me on fire. 554 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,680 I believed them. 555 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,160 HE SOBS 556 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,400 SOBBING INTENSIFIES 557 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,040 Let Granny in. 558 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,880 Thanks. 559 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,160 Morning! Hi. 560 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,080 Just to let you know... Oh, you're very smart. 561 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,160 ..me and Alan are popping over to Halifax 562 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,760 to look at possible venues for the wedding. 563 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,880 So I won't be here this evening. I'll be stopping over at Gillian's with Alan. 564 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,240 Right. 565 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,560 I'm sorry to pop over so early but you'll be going to work so... 566 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,160 Brush your teeth. Where are my shoes? 567 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,280 Wherever you left them. 568 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,920 DOOR SLAMS He's very nervous. He's got his first English paper. 569 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,760 He stopped over last night, Alan. 570 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,960 Yes, I assumed. I, um...saw the car. 571 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,200 He was going to sleep in the spare bedroom but... 572 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:27,200 I don't know, one thing led to another, 573 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:31,400 and I've got a double bed and we are getting married so... 574 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,760 we shared the same bed. 575 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,480 OK. 576 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,520 I don't know what people'll think. 577 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,680 Well, good for you. I just thought, "What the hell?" 578 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,680 What people? 579 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:49,320 I don't care. Anyone. 580 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,480 Right. 581 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:56,400 As I say, it's not as though we're not getting married, cos we are, so... 582 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,280 So? 583 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,680 You don't mind? Me? No. 584 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:01,720 No, of course not. 585 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:06,680 So... It's great. 586 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,560 I'm talking about sex. Yes, I realise that. 587 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,440 It was marvellous. 588 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,680 I'd forgotten. 589 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,520 I can be quite a romantic, when push comes to shove, 590 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,280 not that your dad ever appreciated that. Oh, can you not just...? 591 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,680 What? Well, it's... Oh. Have I embarrassed you? 592 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,080 I don't need to know. It's fine, it's fine. 593 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:36,160 Whatever you do, it's fine, it's good. You're adults. It's... 594 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,080 I thought you might be happy for me. 595 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:41,360 I am. I am! 596 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,960 I love you, you know. 597 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,600 I know you do. 598 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,800 HE TUTS AND SIGHS 599 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,520 I can't get through to our Gillian. 600 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:17,040 She's not answering her mobile or anything. 601 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,960 Can I get you some more tea? 602 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,640 No, no. No, no, I'm fine. 603 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,800 Another egg? No, thanks. 604 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,040 Sorry, what did you say? 605 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,160 Something about Gillian? 606 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,920 SIREN WAILS 607 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,280 Right, where to? 608 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,120 I can't go home. 609 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:20,520 My dad's chucked me out and my mam says she never wants to clap eyes on me again. 610 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,440 I'm not giving you Raffy's room. 611 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,200 WHISPERS 612 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,440 PHONE RINGS 613 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,640 Hello? 614 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:02,280 John? It's Judith. What do you want? 615 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,320 Er...I, um... 616 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,240 You shouldn't ring this number. What if Caroline had answered it? 617 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,760 Isn't she at work? 618 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,000 What do you want? 619 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,080 You couldn't lend me some money, could you? 620 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:16,720 It's just that the landlord's getting...unpleasant with me 621 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,840 about the rent arrears and... 622 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,720 You get benefits for that. 623 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,080 Yeah, yeah. 624 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,840 The thing is... 625 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,200 I've spent it. (Oh, Jesus.) 626 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:32,440 And you don't want me turning up on your doorstep, do you? 627 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,880 I must have spent hours in here when I was a kid. 628 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,320 Yeah, so did I. 629 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,280 I always tried to, er...wangle it 630 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:48,560 so that we'd sit somewhere where I could gaze at you. 631 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,200 You didn't? You daft article. 632 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,520 You were the only thing that made it bearable. 633 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,040 I hated it, church. 634 00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,520 I used to get so bored and miserable. 635 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:02,920 Yeah, well. 636 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:08,240 Mind you, it's better than all this happy-clappy stuff they have now. 637 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:12,120 Mm? Do you want a mint? Is it? Why? At least with the happy-clappy stuff, 638 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,480 people actually look like they want to be there. 639 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,840 Well, it's not proper, is it? 640 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,280 They have pop songs at funerals now. 641 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,960 Yeah? So what? 642 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,080 Pop songs at funerals? 643 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,920 Religion when we were kids was all about control. 644 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,720 It was about the ruling classes being hand in glove with the Church 645 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:36,520 to keep the ordinary hard-working people terrified of having a mind of their own. 646 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,000 Was it hell?! No, it was. 647 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,160 You think about it. 648 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,720 I won't get into a debate. 649 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,680 Why shouldn't you have a pop song at a funeral 650 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:52,760 if it's something that you've liked, something that's meant something to you? 651 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,040 Pop songs are for...for discos and pubs and social clubs. 652 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,760 In church you sing hymns. 653 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,080 Pop songs at funerals 654 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:07,320 are about ordinary folk celebrating whatever, in their own way, 655 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:11,480 not accepting what's inflicted on them by people in high places, 656 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,720 who just want to keep everybody frightened and miserable. 657 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:19,360 Well... 658 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,880 some people need people in high places to tell them what's what now and again. 659 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,360 You're going to tell me next you voted for Margaret Thatcher. 660 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,920 Well, you can't have liked Michael Foot? 661 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,640 In his anorak at the Cenotaph? 662 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,520 A very intelligent man, Michael Foot. 663 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,520 Oh, he can't have been that intelligent 664 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,960 or he wouldn't have gone around looking like a scarecrow. 665 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,960 I didn't dislike Tony Blair... Oh! 666 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,680 ..until he muckied his ticket in Iraq. 667 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:54,840 Now, Gordon Brown, there's a much-maligned man. 668 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,440 Gordon Brown? Mm. 669 00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,440 Trying to get everybody to like him, with his phoney grin? 670 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,480 And he's Scottish. 671 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,040 Now, there's an unassailable political argument! 672 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,920 Well, it hardly needs pointing out he buggered up the economy. 673 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,360 No, he didn't. 674 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,000 He did not. He had vision. 675 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,200 Oh, God. I can see this is a subject we're going to have to avoid. 676 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:19,520 No, don't worry, I'll teach you. You damn well won't. 677 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,440 Yeah, we'll buy you a copy of the Guardian. 678 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,200 You can keep your Guardian. 679 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:28,000 I thought I spotted a Daily Mail lurking in your recycling bin. 680 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,840 What's wrong with the Daily Mail? What's wrong with it? 681 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,520 What's right with it? 682 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,240 Do you know, I'd never have had you down for red-hot Labour. 683 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,480 I thought you had more about you. 684 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,680 Do you know, the good thing about David Cameron 685 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:45,760 is that even he knows he's an arse! 686 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,600 No, every time he opens his mouth, you can see him thinking, 687 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:53,520 "I was born an arse, I'll die an arse, but at least I know I'm an arse." 688 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:57,560 You've suddenly got very coarse, Mr Buttershaw. 689 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:02,000 So, what will you be walking down the aisle to, then? Mm? 690 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:05,200 Jerusalem? Rule Britannia? 691 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,200 HE CHUCKLES 692 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:09,000 The Arrival Of The Queen Of Sheba. 693 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,320 HE LAUGHS 694 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,360 What? 695 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,120 HE LAUGHS 696 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,160 What? 697 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,880 HE COUGHS AND LAUGHS 698 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,760 No, no, that's... 699 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,880 What?! 700 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,280 It's very appropriate! 701 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,840 Mm, I'd turn up for that. 702 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:33,720 I can see how I'm going to have to re-educate you, Alan Buttershaw. 703 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:37,520 Does that mean I get to choose the music we walk out to? 704 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,120 Hell, no. 705 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,840 It's become screamingly obvious 706 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,520 I can't trust you any further than I could chuck you. 707 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,760 Hey. 708 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:51,040 I forgot we're in church. We've been swearing like troopers. 709 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,520 Well, we'd better find t'vicar, then. 710 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,560 If this is what you want. 711 00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:00,040 Well, not if you think I'm oppressing the masses. 712 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,680 Oh, it'll be worth oppressing the masses for half an hour or so 713 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:06,880 to see you arriving like the Queen of Sheba. 714 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,640 I hope it isn't a woman. 715 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,200 Who? 716 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:16,240 The vicar. 717 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,640 PAPERS RUSTLE 718 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:25,320 If you're insisting on a Saturday slot, you're looking at four... 719 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,120 ..five months away. 720 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,080 I think sooner rather than later. Mm. 721 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,440 Are either of you divorced? 722 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:39,480 No. No, no. 723 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,160 Widowed. 724 00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,520 And you're both regular churchgoers, obviously? 725 00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:50,920 Well, we have been in the past. 726 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,400 Hm. 727 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,160 So, you're not regular churchgoers now? 728 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,000 Not... No. 729 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,520 When did you last go to church? 730 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,160 Er...Christmas? 731 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:10,160 19...oh, er... 732 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,640 77? 733 00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,480 What about you, 734 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,000 Mrs Dawson? About the same. 735 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:19,240 Mm. 736 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:23,600 So, why do you want God's blessing, 737 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,160 if you don't go to church? 738 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,960 I'm just interested. 739 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,880 We thought he might like the trade. 740 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:45,000 THEY LAUGH 741 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,800 Miserable bitch! 742 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,440 I mean, no wonder folk don't go. 743 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,960 Oh, we could live over t'brush. 744 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,600 Ah, but then you wouldn't be Mrs Buttershaw. 745 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:07,240 No, and I fancy having a do. I want to buy a hat. 746 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,720 Oh, we could find another vicar. I bet they're not all like that. 747 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,760 No, she's put me off. That's it, now, with me and the Church. End of. 748 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,560 Good night, Vienna. I've left the building. 749 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,640 Well, where would you like to get wed? 750 00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:23,080 Cos, I mean, you can get wed anywhere now, you know. 751 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,400 Oh, somewhere classy. 752 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:27,320 Oh, yeah. 753 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,040 South Ouram Hall. 754 00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,040 South Ouram Hall. 755 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,400 Oh, I used to love South Ouram Hall. 756 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,480 Is it still there? Yeah, yeah, far as I know. 757 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:39,800 They've not mucked it up? 758 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,560 No, I think it's just as creepy as it ever were. 759 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,720 DOOR OPENS 760 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:31,880 What's he doing here? It's my house. 761 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,760 Slapper. 762 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,560 THUNDER RUMBLES Yeah, whatever. 763 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,480 What do you mean? Is this what...? 764 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:44,560 You and him? 765 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,280 Right. I'm off upstairs to get the rest of my stuff. 766 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,520 I'll be outside. 767 00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,760 You really do need your head examined. 768 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:03,920 HE SCOFFS 769 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,200 DOOR SHUTS 770 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:13,880 CROWS CAW AND THUNDER RUMBLES 771 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:17,720 Ah! Ah! 772 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:22,840 Oh! Oh! 773 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,000 THUNDER RUMBLES Hello? Shop? 774 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,640 What, nobody about? No, doesn't look like it. 775 00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,240 Hello? 776 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:46,800 Hello? 777 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,320 Hello? 778 00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:00,560 THUNDERCLAP 779 00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:10,080 My cousin Alice saw a ghost here once. 780 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,200 Where? Er...upstairs. 781 00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:15,880 What was it like? 782 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:17,480 A woman. 783 00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,560 THUNDERCLAP 784 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:35,600 Don't go. 785 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,320 I can't chuck him out. He's got nowhere else to go. 786 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,920 I'll...I'll go. You can't! You... You can't. 787 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,720 HE SIGHS 788 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:46,800 DOOR SLAMS 789 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,200 Don't. 790 00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:52,840 HE GROANS 791 00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,480 CAR DRIVES OFF 792 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:08,880 THUNDER RUMBLES 793 00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:14,160 I...I think it were this room. 794 00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,600 Er...she came through that door. 795 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,040 She walked across here... 796 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,800 and disappeared through that wall. 797 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,320 Ooh. 798 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,400 THUNDERCLAP 799 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,560 THUNDER RUMBLES 800 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,800 Shall we go? 801 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,480 Power cut. Let's go. 802 00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:57,040 DOOR SLAMS 803 00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,960 KEY TURNS IN LOCK 804 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:09,440 Oh! 805 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:15,200 RATTLING 806 00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:16,960 Hello? Is anybody there? 807 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,960 Hello? 808 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,440 Hello? Telephone. 809 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,840 I've got no reception. Neither have I. 810 00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,560 THUNDER RUMBLES 811 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,000 THUNDERCLAP 812 00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:37,840 THUNDERCLAP 813 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,280 GLASS SHATTERS 814 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:45,320 EXPLOSION 815 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,800 What the... 816 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,720 Oh... No... 817 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,880 Do you think anyone's realised that we're missing? 818 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:16,040 I just worry about my dad having his pills on him for his heart. 819 00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,080 There's somebody up there. 820 00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,440 How do you know he hasn't taken her to some hotel 821 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,720 for a wild night of nudge-nudge, wink-wink? 822 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,440 Where the hell are they? 823 00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:28,840 Why's the car there and them not in it? You still have to stay sober long enough 824 00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:32,640 to actually get it down in black and white. Piss off! Do you think they're dead? 825 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,560 What were you doing with that dipstick? Did you torch my Land Rover? 826 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:40,000 I'm not living with you while you're having it off with someone else. Well, you know where the door is. 827 00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,000 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd