1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,640 Where would you like to get wed, you can get wed anywhere now. 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:07,400 We got shut in. We're not burglars, we're pensioners. 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,440 Where the hell are they? 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:12,640 Whatever has happened, he'll be looking after her. I know that. 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,320 Do you think they're dead? 6 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,720 You couldn't lend me some money, could you? 7 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,440 Two months rent, that's it now. 8 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:22,760 Gillian, they're fine. They've been playing cards and eating chocolate. 9 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,920 Dozy...! 10 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,880 Do you seriously think I haven't slept with other people? 11 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,240 What are you doing with that dipstick? We make an all right team, 12 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,960 you, me and Raff, couldn't we? 13 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,720 I'm seeing someone. I don't know if it's what I want entirely yet. 14 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,360 Someone at work? I won't know if I don't try. 15 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,360 Who is it then? No-one. Why is it a secret? 16 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:51,400 This programme contains some strong language. 17 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,920 WHISTLE BLOWS AND CHILDREN SHOUT 18 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,200 Kate, hello. 19 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,280 Are you teaching? 20 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,280 Good. 21 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,280 Could you come to my office? 22 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,400 Yes, now, would you mind? 23 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,680 Caroline! We weren't expecting you. 24 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,000 How's your mum? 25 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,200 Fine. Yes. 26 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:05,680 Is she traumatised? 27 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:06,920 Um... 28 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,960 ..don't know. 29 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,320 I, um...I don't think so. I was, 30 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,160 I feel all, um... 31 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,920 something else now. 32 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,760 Exhilarated. 33 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,120 Shock, possibly. 34 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,720 Can I get you some tea? I think Alison's just made a pot. 35 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,640 Oh, has she? Oh, good. Um, yes. Thank you. 36 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:35,920 What? 37 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,320 Oh... Oh... 38 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,520 I, um...told John. 39 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,480 About us? God, it felt good. 40 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,200 Better, um...tuck that back in. 41 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:05,560 Beverley'll be in any minute with the tea. 42 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,400 Oh, good. 43 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,080 Caroline...do you... 44 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,560 do you want to come round tonight? 45 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:12,720 Yup. 46 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,360 So presumably your mum... 47 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,080 Turned up, she's fine. You all right? 48 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,920 I was awake all night, came home, went to bed, couldn't sleep, 49 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,840 so I think I'm a bit, um...wired? 50 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,120 Is that a word? It's... 51 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,320 Yes, it's a very good word. 52 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,640 You're very pretty. 53 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,400 Am I? Mmm. 54 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,040 You're magnificent. 55 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,360 SHE SIGHS 56 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,760 SHE WHISPERS 57 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,920 Wouldn't that be technically difficult? 58 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,960 Sure we'll think of something. 59 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,440 KNOCKING AT DOOR 60 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,360 Tea! Ah! Thank you. 61 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,080 Kate, can I get you one? I should have asked. 62 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,680 No. Thanks, I'm... 63 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,240 I rearranged your meeting with the chairman of the board of governors at two. 64 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,000 Should I see if he's still able to make it? 65 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,520 Um... 66 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:06,240 yup, if he's, um...still available. 67 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,800 Have you had any lunch? 68 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,480 Nope. Can I get you some? 69 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,600 No. Well, maybe, in a bit. 70 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,360 CRIES 71 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,200 You really all right? 72 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,960 Caroline. 73 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:38,200 I thought she was dead last night. 74 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,920 I thought they both were. 75 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,560 And there was this one moment when I thought... 76 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,600 that's it. 77 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:51,880 And I couldn't stand it because I thought, "How unfair would that be, 78 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:56,040 "to have met this one person again after all these years, and then died." 79 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,520 I'm sitting on the floor in my own office. 80 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,200 Yeah, I'd spotted that. 81 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,320 It's the relief, is it? 82 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:12,200 Do you think maybe you should be at home after all? 83 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:14,840 No. 84 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:19,840 I'll see Gavin at two and then I might as well wait till quarter past three. 85 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,520 Will you be at home by four o'clock? 86 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:25,600 I can be. 87 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,040 We escaped. 88 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,600 We did! 89 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,440 We keep having adventures. 90 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:10,680 We do! 91 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,280 I didn't have much in the way of adventures until I met you. 92 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,520 Eh, eh, eh! You needn't look at me. 93 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,920 It's you that gets us into these shenanigans. Hardly! 94 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:23,080 Well, it were your idea, going up Southowram. Was it? 95 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,200 You... 96 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,800 Oh. OK. HE SNIGGERS 97 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:39,640 It's odd. Weren't it? That...well, whatever it were last night. 98 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,840 There were a distinct presence, weren't there? 99 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,600 I just can't shake it off. 100 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,480 Well, we're here now. 101 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:51,720 Aren't we? 102 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,160 Back in the land of the living. So... 103 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,840 You know... 104 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,200 I told you about when Eddie died? 105 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,400 Yeah. 106 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,160 How he killed himself? Yeah. 107 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:11,040 Well, there were a bit more to it than I'd said, and... 108 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,240 I think it's summat I ought to tell you about. 109 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,920 Before we get wed. 110 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,600 What? DOOR OPENS 111 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,600 Unh! Oh, bloody hell. 112 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,240 Oh, hell's bells. 113 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,440 Who is he when he's at home? 114 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:25,920 Ouch! Do you know him? 115 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:29,120 Yes. Are you going to introduce us? 116 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,240 Right, well, that is Paul. 117 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,560 Hello, Mr Buttershaw. 118 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:34,840 This is Celia. 119 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,320 You all right, love? 120 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,240 You've been in the wars. Yeah. 121 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,600 Oh! 122 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:40,680 Tell me about it. 123 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,960 Paul? Gi... Oh. 124 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,800 Ah. Is it all right if I put t'kettle on, Mr Buttershaw? 125 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,920 Only I'm supposed to keep me fluids up and I think Gillian's forgot. 126 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,960 KNOCKING 127 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,520 See, somebody at the door now. What were you going to tell me? 128 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,040 I'll... Later. 129 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,760 Ah... 130 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,160 Oh! Ah. 131 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,760 Do you need a hand up? 132 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:08,240 Hey! You're not dead, then. How's Celia? 133 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,560 Is it Tuesday? 134 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,840 I'm in a pub. 135 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,840 I'm having trouble with the reception. 136 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:16,960 We're in a bit of a dip, 137 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 can you hear me? Loud and clear. 138 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:22,400 He goes out for a bit of lunch every Tuesday with his pals. 139 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,880 And they've asked me along. 140 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:24,960 That's nice. 141 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,080 Yeah. 142 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:29,440 Anyway, the reason I'm ringing is because I've decided 143 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:32,320 to stop a few days while we sort out the wedding. 144 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:37,040 Only the thing is, I've not got a clean change of underwear. 145 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:40,640 OK, so...? So you couldn't pop over, could you? 146 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,440 With some... 147 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:46,520 with some knickers and a...and a nightie, and me toothbrush? 148 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,000 Like a little overnight bag, sort of business. 149 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,080 Well, Mum, I would, but I've got a school to run. 150 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,040 You've not gone to work?! 151 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,560 You've been up all night! 152 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,640 Could you get Alan to pop into Halifax with you? 153 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:58,600 They'll have an M&S, surely, or... 154 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,520 Oh, right. Don't worry about me! 155 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:03,480 Well, I would, but... Hmm. I get the picture. 156 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:06,000 Can I ring you later? If you've time. 157 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,120 Is that OK? It'll have to be. 158 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:09,280 So I'll ring you later. 159 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,320 I could have caught a chill last night. 160 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,640 I could have caught pneumonia. 161 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:15,040 Yes, but you didn't. 162 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:19,480 All the same, I should be taking it steady, not traipsing into Halifax. 163 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:20,560 You're in a pub. 164 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,520 What do you want for your birthday? Can I ring you later? 165 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,240 Only I never know what to get you. 166 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,840 Yes, can I ring you later? 167 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:30,360 If I don't get you anything, you'll say I'm being off with you. 168 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,840 Mum... How old are you this time? 169 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,960 Mum! I'm in a meeting. Who are you in a meeting with? 170 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,360 The chairman of the board of governors. 171 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:42,680 Oh, that smarmy beggar. Well, you can tell him to eff off. 172 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,360 From me. Right. 173 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:45,480 I'll ring you later. 174 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,840 Yeah, don't knock yourself out. 175 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,560 I will ring you. Later. Hmm. 176 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,360 Think what you want for your birthday. 177 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:55,000 Get me something from Marks's when you go buying your necessaries. 178 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,240 Bye-bye. 179 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:57,320 Bye. 180 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,760 She sends her regards. 181 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,680 Do you want a straw, love? Actually... 182 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,440 How much? 183 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:15,600 He's asking 4,000. He'll take less. Well, what condition's it in? 184 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,560 Oh, you'd have to take it for a test drive. 185 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:21,960 Well, I can't imagine her getting more than a few thousand off insurance. 186 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,240 If that. Still, it's her birthday tomorrow. 187 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,840 Gillian's? Is it? 188 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:30,840 So I'm thinking, happen I could make up the difference for her. 189 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,600 How old is she? 190 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,040 Um...40-summat. 191 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:39,920 You want me to ring up, see if he's around this aff so you can have a go with it? 192 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:43,240 Yeah, sure. Why not? I'll pop outside, see if I can get a signal. 193 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,560 Right. 194 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:54,040 Now, Alan, have you thought about a best man? 195 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,520 No, not yet, not really. 196 00:10:56,560 --> 00:11:01,480 You see, I'm used to a certain degree of public speaking. 197 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:04,520 Having been on t'council all them years. Of course. 198 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,160 And I can be very amusing, of course. 199 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:12,640 I was often complimented on my humorous turn of phrase and wit 200 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,200 and illuminating insights. 201 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,760 Yeah, yeah. 202 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,320 Then there's the, um, other aspect. 203 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,360 Is there? Which? 204 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,800 Not losing the ring. 205 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,440 Turning up on time. 206 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,360 Sober. All that side. 207 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,200 Yeah, well... Obviously. 208 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,920 Shall I break it to him, then? Or will you? 209 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,600 Sorry? Harry. 210 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,200 Oh! What have I missed? 211 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:44,680 POSH ACCENT: We've bought you a medium-dry white wine, Celia. 212 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,680 Oh! That's lovely, thank you. 213 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,400 Harry's lad's friend's selling a Land Rover. 214 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,760 I thought we could pop up and have a look at it 215 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,040 for our Gillian this after. Oh, very good. 216 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:59,360 I hope you're not taking painkillers and drinking alcohol. 217 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,520 Can you fetch us a straw, love? 218 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,760 Don't mention owt to Harry yet. 219 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:10,400 Let me deal with that side of things. OK. 220 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,320 Dad? 221 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,760 Dad? 222 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,120 Dad?! 223 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:50,600 PHONE RINGS AND MOBILE PHONE RINGS 224 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,560 ECHOES: Hello? 225 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:59,200 Oh, that's...useful. Well done, Dad. 226 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,560 BELL RINGS 227 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,600 Sorry. Caroline, it's Gillian. 228 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,960 I'm sorry to be ringing you, only... How are you? 229 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,280 You haven't... They've... 230 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,920 They're not... They're not here. 231 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,680 I mean, they were here and now they're not. You haven't...seen them, have you? 232 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,400 They were in a pub. Sorry? 233 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:27,160 My mother rang, about an hour ago. They were in a pub with some friends of Alan's. 234 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,920 SIGHS 235 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,120 Pillock! Yeah, it's Tuesday. 236 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,080 I, um, panicked. 237 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:37,360 I've been out working all morning and then when I came in and they weren't here 238 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,880 and the car gone... 239 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,320 You all right? 240 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,440 I just... 241 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,840 Gillian? It's brought it home to me. 242 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:51,720 Last night. 243 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,680 I don't think I could stand it if I lost him. 244 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,840 Not just yet. 245 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:01,880 Especially not since he's met your mum again, he's been so happy. 246 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,840 Sorry. 247 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:06,920 Don't be sorry. 248 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,800 Perhaps you should give me your mum's mobile number. 249 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,720 For future reference. I've got a feeling... 250 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,720 I'm going to need it if they're going to carry on like this. Sure. 251 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,080 Which I get the idea they are. 252 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,760 Oh, um... 253 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:23,000 you couldn't do me a favour, Gillian, could you? 254 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,800 CAR ENGINE HUMS AND MOBILE PHONE RINGS 255 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,280 Hello. 256 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,480 SHOUTING OVER CAR ENGINE It's Gillian! 257 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,800 Hello, love! 258 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,360 You don't know what's happened to Paul, do you? 259 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,280 The fella that was... Paul? 260 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,960 Yes, he's here, he's with us. 261 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,160 He was going stir crazy at home. 262 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,160 Were you wanting to speak to him? 263 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,200 No! 264 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,480 Where are you? 265 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:48,040 I'm...I'm not entirely sure. 266 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,240 Where are we, Alan? 267 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,760 Up Soyland. 268 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,760 ALL: We're up Soyland! 269 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,400 We're up Soyland! 270 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,080 Right. OK. 271 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,880 Can you tell my dad... Are Harry and Maurice with you? 272 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,920 Yes. Yes, they are, love. 273 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:07,200 Right, can you tell my dad to tell Harry and Maurice 274 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,320 to take Paul home to his mother's? They know where he lives. 275 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,680 And to leave him there, right? 276 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,920 And not to bring him back to ours. 277 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,000 Yes! 278 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,640 Yes, I can do that. 279 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,400 Fabulous! Oh! 280 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,560 And, Celia! Yes, love. 281 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,760 Knickers. 282 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,920 Um... 283 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,920 I've spoken to Caroline. 284 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,800 I'm going into Halifax, what sort do you want? 285 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,080 Well, um... 286 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,800 And what size? 287 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,000 I'm struggling to hear you, 288 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,320 I think the signal's going. 289 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,800 Hello? I think we're stuck. 290 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,400 I'm going to have to go. We'll be fine. 291 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,840 Now, I'm hanging up now. Hello? 292 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,200 What's that smell? 293 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,040 That smell, I'm afraid to say... 294 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,160 It's like tomatoes. 295 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,520 It's like metal tomatoes. 296 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:58,760 That smell is the smell of a buggered clutch, Alan. 297 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,440 Oh, aye, did I not say? Lad said it'd need a new clutch. 298 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:06,400 We can pop to McNally's scrap yard and get a re-whatsited one for about 70 quid. 299 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:11,520 Other than that, I'd say it's in damn near pretty perfect condition. 300 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,400 DOORBELL RINGS 301 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,320 Hi. 302 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,680 Hi. 303 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,040 SIGHS 304 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,240 PHONE RINGS Shit. 305 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,400 Oh. 306 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,240 Hello? 307 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:08,280 Right, so...the thing is, what size knickers does your mum wear? 308 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:12,840 Only when I rang her she couldn't tell me herself 309 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:16,160 cos she was embarrassed cos me dad and Harry and Maurice were there with her 310 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,360 so... Oh, I...I...I... 311 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,680 I don't really... Cou...cou...you, um... 312 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,760 um... Why don't I just...? 313 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,400 (Who is it?) It's Gillian. 314 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,520 ..just buy a few different sorts and a few different sizes? 315 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,920 What does she want? She wants to know what size knickers my mother wears. 316 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,840 And then any that aren't suitable I can just take back. 317 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,680 They'll be fine with that, won't they? 318 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,560 Yeah! If they're unopened. 319 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,840 Y...yeah. Yeah, course they will. 320 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,560 Good idea. 321 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,920 OK, sorry to bother you. 322 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,160 No problem. 323 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,360 Thank you. Ta-ra. 324 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,720 I owe you one. 325 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,600 Bye. Bye. 326 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,240 What? 327 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,520 What's wrong with that? 328 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,560 100. 329 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,400 No... 330 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,560 Will you take 75? 331 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:03,640 Ah, go on. 332 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,120 I've been meaning to say, Alan, regarding t'wedding... 333 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:19,240 ..you'll want a best man that people like, won't you? 334 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,680 You won't want somebody who'll drone on, 335 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,520 talk about himself 336 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,160 ad infinitum for 40 minutes. 337 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,320 Cos you know that's what'll happen. 338 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,520 Whereas, thing is... 339 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,840 ..I've never been a best man. 340 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,240 And, um, it's summat I'd like to do... 341 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,320 once, before I die. 342 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,640 Well, I'll, um... 343 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,800 Yeah, yeah. I'll... 344 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,000 Smashing. 345 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,560 Shall I tell him? Or will you? 346 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,760 Yeah, I'll... Yeah, leave it to me. 347 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,160 So what are you going to do? Well, I don't know. 348 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,720 Can you have two best men? 349 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,280 No. It'd look daft. 350 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,640 Well, I'll have to worry about that tomorrow. 351 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,000 Like Scarlett O'Hara. 352 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,520 Are you suited with it? 353 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,280 Oh, I think so. 354 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,880 We'll shut it in here, she'll have a surprise in t'morning. 355 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,520 What were you going to tell me earlier? 356 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,440 When that lad fell down the stairs. 357 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,400 Oh. 358 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,440 Yeah. 359 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,320 Let's put t'kettle on, eh? 360 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:10,880 It may sound summat and nowt when I say it, but... 361 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,280 They'd been arguing, this is what Gillian told me after. 362 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,560 He'd been drinking, Eddie had. 363 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,200 Threatening to...kill himself. 364 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,680 Then she found him, he were in t'barn, 365 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,120 he'd smashed his head open with t'log splitter. 366 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,040 But the thing is... 367 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:33,360 when she found him, he weren't dead. 368 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,640 And not only that... 369 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,960 He were still conscious. 370 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:45,440 Then I got here about, ooh...an hour after it had happened, and... 371 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:50,800 ..she'd called police by that stage, by that stage he were dead. 372 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,440 She told me... 373 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,000 ..she just stood there... 374 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,880 ..and watched him slip away. 375 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,000 Right in front of her. 376 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,040 Rather than get help. 377 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,520 So that's why... 378 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,480 Anyway. 379 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:17,680 Why what? 380 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,960 Robbie. 381 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,000 The others thought summat untoward had gone on. 382 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,040 That...she had killed him, 383 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,600 which were nonsense, she didn't. 384 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,200 But she didn't call an ambulance either. 385 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,920 She told me what she'd done as soon as I got here, 386 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,560 which I suppose makes me complicit in it. 387 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,760 I don't blame her. 388 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,520 Not for a second. 389 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,600 He made her life a misery and there were no way under t'sun 390 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,680 I were going to shop her to the police. 391 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,680 So, I wanted you to know that I did that, 392 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:58,200 because, strictly speaking, it weren't right. But... 393 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,920 Anyway, that's it. 394 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,320 Are you shocked? 395 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,560 No. 396 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,600 Are you disappointed? 397 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,800 No. 398 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,800 No. 399 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,400 I told you about Kenneth, what I'd have done given half a chance. 400 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,120 You thought about it, we did it. 401 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,320 You didn't. 402 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,480 I covered it up. 403 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,280 Don't tell Gillian I've told you. No, I won't. 404 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,960 Ever. Promise me. I promise. 405 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,840 And I keep my promises. 406 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,920 It sort of bought it back last night. 407 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,240 There's always been a funny feeling in that barn since. 408 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,800 I do sometimes wonder if he's still in there. 409 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,160 Let it go. 410 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:48,120 I'm glad you've told me, but now let it go. 411 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,120 You don't think less of me? 412 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,960 No, never. 413 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,080 I love you. 414 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,640 I love you. 415 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,760 Sorry. 416 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,440 We've gone all miserable. 417 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,520 We don't want that, do we? No. 418 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,160 We need to be laughing, you and me! 419 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,240 Hey. 420 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,360 Do you remember all that jiving we used to do? 421 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,920 Oh, gosh. 422 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,120 Do I remember?! 423 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,800 DISTANT MUSIC: "Tutti Frutti" by Little Richard 424 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,040 Oh, no! No, don't mind me. 425 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,680 We were just... Good! 426 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,840 ...reminiscing. You should reminisce more often! 427 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,880 Oh heck, now you'll be telling everybody. 428 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,680 Smashing photos. 429 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,120 I'm texting 'em to Caroline. 430 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,440 Did you get rid of him? Hey? Paul. 431 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,720 Oh, yes. Well, yes. 432 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,360 Harry took him in his Mondeo. 433 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,160 Good job well done. 434 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,840 Celia? 435 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,680 Knickers. 436 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,200 Owt that doesn't fit or isn't right we'll take back. 437 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,320 Oh, thanks. How much do I owe you? 438 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,920 There's a receipt in there somewhere. 439 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,720 And, I rung Robbie. Him and Raff are coming round for supper. 440 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,800 Robbie?! 441 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,040 Yeah, tonight. 442 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,720 Raff's bringing his stuff back. 443 00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,800 He's moving back in. 444 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,480 So, 445 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,160 I bought a chicken and a couple of bottles of wine. 446 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,280 Ooh! We're celebrating. What are we celebrating? 447 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,120 Everything, anything. You name it, we'll celebrate it. 448 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,680 Well, I'll just go upstairs and sort myself out. 449 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,520 Do you know where you're going? Yes, thanks, love. 450 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,920 Robbie was really on it last night, Dad. 451 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,880 He really bothered, really surprised me, 452 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,920 and he apologised for all the crap and nonsense and rubbish. 453 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,800 I think he were genuine. 454 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,080 That bed'll need a clean sheet and another duvet cover. 455 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,320 Oh, and Celia? 456 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,960 I got this for Caroline. 457 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,560 She said to get her something from M&S for you to give to her for her birthday. 458 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,720 She said it would be a weight off your mind, 459 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,720 or her mind, or one of your minds, yeah? 460 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:47,920 Thanks. 461 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,400 Don't worry, he's gone. 462 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,520 He better have. 463 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:26,800 Where have you been? 464 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,400 Work. Till this time? 465 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,720 Boys all right? 466 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:33,880 Where have you been? 467 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,320 Where haven't I been? 468 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,520 Just...tell me who it is. 469 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,600 No. 470 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,080 I won't get cross. Ooh, lucky me(!) 471 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,000 Are you making it up? 472 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,040 How's Judith? 473 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,400 I finished with Judith. I don't want to see her again as long as I live. 474 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,960 Is she pretty, Judith? I've never asked you. 475 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,080 She's... No, actually, she's rather ugly. 476 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,800 When you've seen her fall down the stairs more than once 477 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:59,320 and wet herself vomiting, it's hard to think of her as anything else. Who is it? 478 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:03,120 There are other people, more important people, who need to know before you. 479 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,200 Why? Just say it. 480 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,160 Is it that unctuous git that's chairman of your board of...? 481 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,240 Gavin! 482 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,040 Anyway, he's married, with children. 483 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,480 Do you think I'd do that? 484 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,600 I thought the idea was we were going to try to make it work here, 485 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,680 for the boys. 486 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,600 Only as a practical arrangement until they got off to university. 487 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,840 You must have known I was never really going to get back into bed with you. 488 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,000 So I'm just going to live here while you sleep around? 489 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,560 I'm not going to sleep around, but you could. 490 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,600 Actually, if I'm with someone else and you're going to sleep around... 491 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:38,040 I don't want to sleep around. ..we might as well just call it a day and get divorced. 492 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,640 You're not having the house. 493 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,920 I'm having the boys, because I never walked out on them, 494 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,800 and no court in its right mind would throw them out of the family home. 495 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,920 Caroline. Get yourself a good lawyer. I intend to. 496 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,640 Caroline, I don't want to get divorced. 497 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,400 Well, I'm sorry, I've come full circle. 498 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,920 If I love and trust someone enough to have sex with them 499 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,840 I don't want them relegated to the Fourth Division, I want them here. 500 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,400 Where I can have them. 501 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,560 Any time I like. 502 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,240 Do you know what I realised last night? 503 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,320 I've been depressed. 504 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,760 For months. 505 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,160 And last night I was so low 506 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,560 I hit rock bottom, and then... 507 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,920 ..when my mum turned up I turned a corner, something lifted, it was physical. 508 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,200 This fog that's been there for months, it vanished, just like that, 509 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,160 and everything became clear and I felt... 510 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,240 ..happy. 511 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,520 Like I can't remember feeling for years. 512 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,600 You're not moving him in here. 513 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,800 It's not a he. 514 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:38,280 I suppose we might as well get that out of the way. 515 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,720 I need to tell the boys, and I need to tell my mother, 516 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,840 and until I've had the chance to do that myself, 517 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,400 I'd appreciate you being discreet. 518 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,760 Whoever the hell else you choose to tell is of course your business 519 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,200 but clearly we have to address the possibility that 520 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,280 it might upset the boys initially, until they get used to it. 521 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,760 So obviously if you need to take the piss and make ridiculous comments 522 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,920 it'd be best if you did it straight to my face and not in front of them. 523 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,080 But being a liberal-minded intellectual, 524 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,160 I assume you won't need to do that anyway. 525 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,440 Yeah. 526 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,560 PHONE RINGS 527 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,120 You might need to think about it. 528 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,680 Hello? 529 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,040 I spent 45 quid. Is that all right? 530 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,120 Oh, that's brilliant. 531 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,680 I got a dressing-gown 532 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,720 for you, well, for her to give to you. 533 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,160 It's just a white towel robe thing. 534 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,040 Perfect, that's perfect. 535 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,640 If you don't want it, I'll have it. No! 536 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,280 It's spot-on, thank you. 537 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,640 If you give me your bank details I'll transfer the cash. 538 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,200 I'll pay for her stuff as well. 539 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,360 Hey, that's cheating! 540 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,440 Is it 'eck! 541 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,800 When is it your birthday, by the way, out of interest? 542 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,200 Just cos it's mine tomorrow. 543 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,760 Tomorrow. 544 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,480 You're kidding. 545 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,040 It's mine tomorrow. 546 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,720 How weird is that?! 547 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,600 How old are you? How old are you? 548 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,280 46, I will be tomorrow. 549 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,760 That's... 550 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,000 Are you? 551 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,280 Yeah. 552 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,400 Oh, good Lord! That's a bit... 553 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:08,680 We're twins! 554 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,440 Well, we're something. 555 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,560 Are you winding me up? 556 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,360 No! 557 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,360 I had no idea. 558 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,600 Oh, he's got a good hand. 559 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,640 Ey! Oi! You're never going to believe this - this is weird. 560 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,040 PHONE RINGS 561 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,960 Hello? Are you sober? 562 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,280 Why? 563 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:38,640 It's funny, it sort of teases you out of thought, doesn't it? 564 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,880 I mean, how t'heck could that have happened? 565 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,040 I mean, you couldn't invent that, could you? 566 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:53,880 You know I told you I used to think about you, when I was with Kenneth? 567 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,840 And you said you used to think about me, sometimes? 568 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,000 Yeah. 569 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,960 I wonder if we were thinking about each other, that night. 570 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,160 The night, you know, they were conceived. 571 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,880 I think it's just another sign. 572 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,600 That things were always meant to be, don't you? 573 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,960 I'd better go back down, help Gillian wi' t'washing up. 574 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,600 Or else I'll be in bother. 575 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:25,760 Oh... 576 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,360 Let's just have a few more minutes. 577 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,520 Thanks for bringing him back, Rob. 578 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,840 No problem. 579 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,200 You're all right. 580 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,800 When you're not being a twillock! 581 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,840 Yeah? Thanks, Gillian. 582 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,480 'Ey, and, you know... 583 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,840 ..thanks. 584 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,080 For last night. 585 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:59,440 I'm glad we talked about stuff. 586 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,960 Are you doing owt? Tomorrow, for your birthday? 587 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:05,760 Nah. 588 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,640 Do you fancy going out for a meal? 589 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,720 Or summat, 590 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,320 some time? 591 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,520 Yeah. 592 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,160 Why not? 593 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,760 Do you want to stay? 594 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,840 No. You can do. 595 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,280 As much as I'd like to, 596 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:04,720 ask me when you're less likely to regret it the morning after. 597 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,480 I'm not pi... 598 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,200 I'm not that pissed. 599 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,800 HE SIGHS Night, Gillian. 600 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,360 Coward. 601 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,480 Night night. 602 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:20,880 Night. 603 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 (Mum. Mum?) 604 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:36,560 Hello. 605 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,880 You should go to bed. 606 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,080 Hmm. 607 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,720 Oh... 608 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,600 Where's Dad? 609 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,800 Has he gone out? I don't know. 610 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,040 Why aren't you in bed? 611 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:01,840 Are you seeing someone? 612 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,640 How would you feel about it if I was? 613 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,080 Fine. 614 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,640 If it's someone that deserves you. 615 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:11,920 OK. 616 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:14,960 Well then, yes I am. 617 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,240 Seeing someone. 618 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,080 Is it Kate McKenzie? 619 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,440 What... 620 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,320 ..makes you think that? 621 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,840 Is it? 622 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,320 OK, well, if... 623 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,800 If it, if, if it, erm... 624 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,240 it was... 625 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,600 ..what would, how would you... 626 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,440 She's nice! I like her. 627 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,920 She's clever, 628 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,280 she's interesting, she's kind. 629 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,960 How... 630 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,280 How did you know? 631 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,800 I saw you. 632 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,680 When you came in to invigilate for my exam yesterday, 633 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:56,320 just the way you looked at each other. 634 00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,400 No-one else saw. 635 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,800 I won't embarrass you. I know. 636 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,120 This wouldn't have happened if your dad... I don't care. 637 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,680 I want you to be happy. 638 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:09,800 Lawrence know? 639 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:10,840 No. 640 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,200 CLOCK CHIMES 641 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,640 Happy birthday. 642 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,920 GILLIAN: Right, this had better be good. 643 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,320 Ready? Yep. 644 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,920 Steady? No! 645 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,440 Ta-da! 646 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,080 Dad! 647 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,360 It goes. 648 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,320 How much did you... 649 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:40,360 Nowt! 650 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,680 We found it. 651 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:43,320 It were free, at side of t'road. 652 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,520 Oh, you shouldn't have. You're getting married. 653 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,760 You're going to need all the money... Shut up. 654 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,800 Nice one, Grandad. 655 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,840 It's... 656 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,600 ...beautiful. It's... 657 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:57,800 ..got wheels and everything! 658 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,600 I said to t'fella, only the best, it's for our Gillian. 659 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,120 You... 660 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,360 Dad! 661 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,840 Only thing is, the clutch has gone. 662 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,520 So I've bought a new one, 663 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,480 well, a re-whatsited one, is on t'front seat. 664 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,520 So you'll... 665 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,640 Be having to put that in myself. 666 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:19,480 Well, you like mucking about inside engines, don't you? So... 667 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,320 Yeah. 668 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,560 Thanks, Dad. 669 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,800 Harry says otherwise it were in perfect condition. 670 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,800 Harry? For its vintage. 671 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,840 SHE LAUGHS 672 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,360 You pillock! 673 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,680 Right, I'm off. Happy birthday, Mother. 674 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,480 Oh! 675 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,320 See you, Gramps. Ta-ta, Celia. 676 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,480 Bye, love. Hey, do you want a lift? 677 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:41,720 In this? 678 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,320 Not in that. 679 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,480 In that! 680 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:48,280 Yeah, me and Celia are going to t'registry office in Halifax, so... 681 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,320 Are you? 682 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,720 Yeah, just to have a look. 683 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,840 Oh, well, yeah, yeah, I mean, if you're going that way. 684 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,440 Out. Get off me, bitch! 685 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,920 I am not having him. 686 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,560 I am sick of him, 687 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,200 I am sick to the back teeth of him. 688 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:19,560 You are nothing but trouble. 689 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,440 Bloody nuisance, he is. 690 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,080 Yeah, well he's not coming back 'ere! 691 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,960 Well, you should have thought about that before you started mucking about with him. 692 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,400 It's your fault he's in this mess. Bitch! Liar! 693 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,520 I only got in t'car cos she said she was taking me round me granny's. 694 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,240 You're not leaving him here! 695 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,000 Watch me. You're not! 696 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,680 ENGINE STARTS 697 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:42,560 I'll get t'keys for t'car. Do you want to get in, Raffy? 698 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,160 Bitch! 699 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,440 Raff? 700 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,760 TYPING 701 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,520 She's not a lesbian. 702 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,880 Oh, OK. So what would you call it, then? 703 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,520 If she's getting into bed with another woman. 704 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:36,800 No, she's just not a lesbian. 705 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,440 Whatever it is she's doing with this other woman, she's not... 706 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,320 She just doesn't look like a lesbian. 707 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,160 I know what lesbians look like. We have them on campus. 708 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,960 They meet in Derwent Bar on Monday nights. 709 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,840 God! Aren't you quaint?! What decade do you live in? 710 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,360 Do you think she looks like...? Oh, you've never seen her. 711 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,040 No, but I'm warming to her. 712 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,760 I wonder what it's like. 713 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:56,840 What? 714 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,920 To get hot and steamy with another woman. 715 00:38:58,960 --> 00:38:59,960 God, well, 716 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,640 I can't imagine it's... Well, what is it? What do they do? 717 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,240 They haven't got anything to do anything with, have they? 718 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,120 Are you being deliberately stupid? 719 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:11,360 No, course not, you're just lashing out. Who wouldn't? 720 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:15,040 You've just found out that the woman you've been married to...for how long? 721 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,440 18 years. 722 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,280 18 years! 723 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,480 Has probably been faking it, every single time. 724 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,000 No, no, she hasn't, she wouldn't, she's not... 725 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,400 Well, either that or every time you made her come 726 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,360 she was pretending that you were, you know, a girl. 727 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,360 A girly, a girly-whirly! 728 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,520 No, no, no, that's... 729 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,840 We had... Me and Caroline had fantastic... 730 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,160 You don't know what's in people's heads. 731 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,600 You don't know what was in my head when I shagged you. 732 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,680 Well, what is? Well, I could be thinking all sorts. 733 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:43,960 Anything. 734 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,520 Yeah, well, what? 735 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:46,600 I'm not telling you! 736 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,000 I've been used. 737 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,200 No, you haven't. 738 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,680 Well, yeah, you have. 739 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:57,320 But hasn't everybody at some stage? 740 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,280 PHONE BEEPS AND VIBRATES 741 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,400 It's her. 742 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,120 Oh, shall I answer it? 743 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,240 Yes? 744 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,400 Where are you? 745 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,600 Does it matter? Where did you sleep last night? 746 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,600 It doesn't... I'm not... It's none of your... 747 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,440 Have you moved out again or something? 748 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,040 No! OK, well, 749 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:19,960 I'm planning to cook tonight for my birthday for my, erm...friend. 750 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000 And the boys. 751 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,280 I want to know if you'll be in or out. 752 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,160 I don't know where I'll be. 753 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,160 OK. Well, if you're in, 754 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,320 given that it's where you live, 755 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,640 I'd, er... 756 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:34,240 I'd like you to join us. 757 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,000 Are you serious? 758 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,040 Yes, assuming you'd only accept the invitation 759 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,480 if you were going to behave like an adult in front of the children. 760 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:46,080 Piss off, you sanctimonious, patronising mad bitch! 761 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,960 Problem? She's invited me for dinner with her and her... 762 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,080 Oh, are you going? 763 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,320 No! Do you want to know what she looks like? 764 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,040 No! I don't want to see that... 765 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,160 Hang on. What? 766 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,240 My God! It's that woman she had in the garden 767 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,160 when she chucked all that water over me. 768 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,600 Lawrence said she was a lesbian. 769 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,040 Go on, go and have dinner with them. No! 770 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,760 Oh, OK. 771 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:12,800 Shame. 772 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,960 Cos, thing is, to be frank, John, 773 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,360 I don't want you here either. 774 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,200 I've started to realise what a bad influence you are on me. 775 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,640 It seems very impersonal. 776 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,920 I'm still cross about the church. 777 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,400 Maybe if she'd accommodated us, 778 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,360 that vicar, we'd have started going again. 779 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,240 I think she took a very short-term view. 780 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,120 What about Southowram? 781 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,000 Well, they did offer. 782 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,600 I thought you said wild horses wouldn't drag you back there. 783 00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,840 Yes, I know I did, but if it's the only place... 784 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,400 No, it's no good then, is it? 785 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,240 They have a lovely chapel at Caroline's school. 786 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:11,040 I went there once to a little concert she'd organised. 787 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,320 Do they not hire it out for weddings? 788 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,600 Who? 789 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,880 The school! 790 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,000 Would you want to get wed in Harrogate? 791 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,960 I don't mind where we get wed, as long as it's what you want. 792 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,360 PHONE RINGS 793 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,800 Hello? 794 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,240 Gillian, hello, it's John. 795 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,280 Elliott. 796 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,600 Caroline's... Oh, hello. 797 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,920 Who is it? I'm sorry I'm ringing you. 798 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,000 I... 799 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,520 What's happening? Anything? 800 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,440 I was just wondering... The thing is... 801 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,040 Oh, dear. 802 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,640 Are you all right? 803 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,120 I'm not entirely certain why I'm ringing you. Just... 804 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:23,760 Has something happened? 805 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,960 You gave me such good advice that time, you know, when Caroline 806 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,480 drove off without me and... 807 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,800 What's up? 808 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:32,320 Can I come over? 809 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,080 If you like. 810 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,160 Would you mind? 811 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,760 No, course not. What's it... 812 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,080 What's it to do with? 813 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,560 It's, it's... 814 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,280 Just say it. 815 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,720 Caroline. 816 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:45,760 Caroline? 817 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:47,920 Is she all right? 818 00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:59,080 DOORBELL RINGS 819 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,120 Hi. 820 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,320 Come in. 821 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,360 Hello, William. 822 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,520 Hi. 823 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:10,880 For you. 824 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,360 Happy birthday! 825 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,720 William, can you take Kate's coat, please? 826 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,840 Dinner's going to be another 40 minutes, sorry. 827 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,240 It's fine, I'll help you. 828 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,440 Thanks, William. 829 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:26,040 Or would you like to play Scrabble while Mum's cooking, if you like, or...? 830 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,880 God, haven't played Scrabble in years. 831 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,880 I'll see if Lawrence wants to. He can't spell, but it's good for him. 832 00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,600 I told him. He knows. 833 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,640 He's been brilliant about it. 834 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,680 I've not told Lawrence. I'm just waiting for the right kind of... 835 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:47,280 Yeah. ...moment. 836 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,320 OK. 837 00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,200 Are you going to stay tonight? 838 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:01,320 Sure. 839 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,200 Is John not...? Oh, I haven't a clue where John is. 840 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,280 TV: CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 841 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,400 THEY SIGH 842 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,280 Do you know, my feet! 843 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,440 Mm, yeah, but we're making progress now. 844 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,360 We still don't know where we're living! 845 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:39,200 Well, we could spend a few weeks here and then a few weeks over in Harrogate. 846 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:41,840 We could alternate at intervals. 847 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,200 That way, they can all get equally sick of us. 848 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:47,920 Yeah, and we can get equally sick of them! 849 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:52,000 Oh, I'm not sure about this hat now I've bought it. 850 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,440 Well, buy another one. You've got three weeks. 851 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,760 Yeah. Bugger the expense. 852 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,920 Buy the cat a goldfish. 853 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,200 Celia? 854 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:02,640 What, my love? 855 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,160 What I told you yesterday... 856 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,760 What about it? 857 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,320 Well, it were manslaughter. 858 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,000 I don't know if I made that clear. 859 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:17,000 Even though he'd tried to take his own life, she could've still... 860 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,040 Alan? 861 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,840 It's forgotten. 862 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,360 Well, I just want to know that... 863 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,480 you realise... 864 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:28,000 Listen, one of the great things about getting older - 865 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,840 I don't know if you feel the same - 866 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,320 is that very little shocks you any more. 867 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,200 And that certainly doesn't. 868 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:37,240 You know that. 869 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,240 HE SIGHS HAPPILY 870 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,400 Have you got my perfume? 871 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:51,120 Celia! We've shopped till we've dropped! 872 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,400 John's here. 873 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,000 Er, he's been here all afternoon. 874 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,520 And, erm... he's had a bit to drink. 875 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,720 What? And he's being a bit...emotional. 876 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:03,960 Why, what's happened? 877 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,920 OK, erm, well... 878 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,200 erm, Caroline, um... 879 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,320 Is she all right? 880 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,240 She's fine. She's... 881 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,720 She's... She's... She's... She's... 882 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,160 Has she been in an accident? 883 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,400 No! No, no, no, no. She was all right at lunchtime 884 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,000 when we spoke to her about the chapel. No, she's fine. 885 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,800 She's fine. It's nothing to do with that. 886 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,320 Right. Is that Celia? 887 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,680 Yeah, sounds like it. Listen, pal, why don't you let Gillian... 888 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:31,760 Oi! Celia! 889 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,120 He... 890 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,280 She, er... 891 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,120 Oh, John ought to tell you himself, really. Well, no, Caroline. 892 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,560 CONVERSATION CONTINUES IN DISTANCE 893 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,680 The thing is, John's had a bit to drink, and he's... 894 00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:45,840 Celia! Oh, God. 895 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,040 What's happened?! Nothing's happened. 896 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,680 What are you doing here? 897 00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:51,200 Came to see Gillian. 898 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:53,640 How much have you had to drink? 899 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,720 Loads. Has something happened with Caroline? 900 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,800 Well, yeah, you could kind of say that. 901 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,320 No, it's... John, you're very drunk. Just bear that in mind 902 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,280 before you say anything else. 903 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,320 Can someone kindly tell Celia what's going on? 904 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,920 Did you know that Caroline's a lesbian? 905 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,880 What's he talking about? 906 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,720 Did you know that? Did you know that I've been married to this woman? 907 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,320 And you wonder why I had an affair? This woman, 908 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,160 who for 19 years 909 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,360 has been either faking it or... 910 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,760 Shut up. 911 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,360 Gillian, shut him up. 912 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,040 What a bloody silly thing to say. 913 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,880 Do you know how that makes me feel? 914 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,960 Your ridiculous bloody daughter... Hey, that's enough of that sort of talk. 915 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,880 What's he doing here, anyway? Why's he here upsetting people? 916 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,880 Alan! John, you're upsetting her. I don't care! 917 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,720 Well, I do. Come on, let's take it outside. Get your hands off me! 918 00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:49,600 I want you to calm down. 919 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,000 That's wicked, coming out with something like that. 920 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:53,760 And who've you been telling it to? 921 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,080 I'm saying it cos it's true, 922 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,440 cos she's been having it off with another woman! 923 00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,120 Get him out of the way. Come on, outside. 924 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,680 What are you doing? Get outside! 925 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:04,440 What woman? 926 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:08,360 Come... Come and sit down. I'll make you some tea. 927 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,480 I don't want any tea! 928 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,320 I want to go home. 929 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,440 At school? In the chapel. 930 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,040 Then we'll move on to somewhere else for the reception. 931 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,080 I'm checking out a few possible venues for them. 932 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,800 It'll be fantastic. It'll be gorgeous. 933 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,320 It'll be just what she wants. It's so amazing. Your mum! 934 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,560 I know! I know, it's perfect. 935 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,200 It's wonderful. 936 00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:32,600 It's what she deserves. 937 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:36,200 Even if she's had to wait all this time to get it. 938 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,480 Can I get drunk? No. 939 00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:41,720 DOORBELL RINGS 940 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,720 SLURRED: Oh! Hello! 941 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:47,960 Er... 942 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,120 can I help you? 943 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,400 Sorry, I dropped a bottle of wine. 944 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,680 Just now. It was... 945 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:54,880 meant to be a present. 946 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,200 Are you...Caroline? 947 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,040 I was looking for John. Is he in? 948 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,960 Judith? 949 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,480 Yeah. 950 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,640 No, he's not in. I don't know where he is. 951 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,680 Oh. Right. 952 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,080 I think I've upset him. 953 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,280 I wanted to apologise to him. 954 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,480 But I guess that you're here now, so... 955 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:22,880 Have you seen him? 956 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,280 This morning. But, you know, it's over. 957 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:26,880 It's good. 958 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,760 Even so, I don't want to hurt him. 959 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,320 And hey, listen, it's great! 960 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,560 I'm really cool with it. Well done. 961 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,320 Sorry? 962 00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:39,840 I used to have 963 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,920 this horrendous crush on one of my dad's girlfriends. 964 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:47,080 So, you know, I'm right there with you. 965 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,440 What are you talking about? 966 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,800 I used to imagine what it might be like to snog her. 967 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,800 Would you like me to call you a taxi? No. 968 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,520 And listen... 969 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,600 Caroline... 970 00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,040 I'm sorry I... 971 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,680 You know, in the end, 972 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,960 maybe it wasn't entirely his fault. 973 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,200 Not that I'm defending him. Useless twat. 974 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:07,920 But there's got to be something, hasn't there, not working, 975 00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,880 before a bloke... 976 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:11,680 goes off? Mind where you're... 977 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,200 GLASS SMASHES 978 00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:14,320 Judith! 979 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,720 What are you doing?! I'm helping you! 980 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,320 Kate! Was that Caroline? 981 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,080 He's asleep. 982 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,280 What a puff. 983 00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,280 Fainting! 984 00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,800 You don't have to stay, you know. I can handle things. 985 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,400 I'm 15. I'll stay here with you until your mum gets back. 986 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,200 She's seeing someone. Mum. 987 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,240 Did you know? Yes. 988 00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,000 Yes. 989 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,200 I did know. 990 00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:18,000 Who? 991 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:20,760 Well... 992 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,240 I expect she'll talk it through with you when she's ready. 993 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,800 "Talk it through"? What do you mean? 994 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:29,680 PHONE RINGS 995 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:31,000 Will that be her? 996 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,240 Hello? Hi. Is that William? 997 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:35,320 Lawrence. 998 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:36,800 Lawrence. 999 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,760 Hi. Er, it's Gillian, Alan's daughter. 1000 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,360 Is Caroline there? 1001 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,480 No, she's had to rush somebody into hospital. 1002 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,600 Oh. Er... 1003 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,120 Oh, erm... 1004 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,520 Um...that'll be why she hasn't been picking up 1005 00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:53,600 her mobile, then. Why? 1006 00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,200 Well, cos... 1007 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,160 Can you give her a message from me when she gets back? 1008 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,360 Yep. 1009 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:01,400 Can you tell her... 1010 00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,520 er... 1011 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:07,560 her mother's driving over with me dad in the dark. 1012 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,240 I couldn't stop them. I tried. 1013 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,920 And you know, neither of them's eyesight is that good. But, er, 1014 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,600 I wanted to just warn her 1015 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,560 that she's upset. Erm, Celia. 1016 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,320 You, your granny. She's upset... 1017 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:25,440 ..cos she's found out about this relationship, erm... 1018 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,400 Caroline's been having... 1019 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,760 ..with, er, with...with... 1020 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,160 Kate. 1021 00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:36,640 Yeah. 1022 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:38,880 Kate. 1023 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,600 What, you knew? 1024 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,920 Yeah. 1025 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,440 OK. 1026 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,600 Right. I'll...I'll tell her. 1027 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:53,880 Bye. 1028 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,400 Bye. 1029 00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,240 What? 1030 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,120 Raff's gone to bed. 1031 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:08,280 I'm going to get off. I'm up at six. 1032 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,320 OK. 1033 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,600 Are you all right with this joker, or do you want me to deposit him somewhere? 1034 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:16,240 No, leave him. He's upset. He can sleep down here 1035 00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,840 with Paul. I'll find him a duvet. 1036 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:20,920 Right. 1037 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,040 Night. Night. 1038 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,240 Night. Night. 1039 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,080 SHE SIGHS 1040 00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:06,560 Help yourself. 1041 00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,360 Dozy bugger. 1042 00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:16,640 I suppose... 1043 00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:19,200 you won't believe me... 1044 00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:22,160 if I said I didn't really come over here to do that. 1045 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,800 It was just an excuse, really... 1046 00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:29,400 ..to see you again. 1047 00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:32,320 I've... 1048 00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:33,960 kept thinking about you. 1049 00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,080 HE SIGHS 1050 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,680 Sorry, I need to rest me eyes for five minutes. 1051 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,440 Would you like a cup of coffee? 1052 00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,080 Mm, we can do. 1053 00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:16,160 He'll have t'wrong end of t'stick. 1054 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,800 Ring her! 1055 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,120 No. 1056 00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:21,400 Would you like me to ring her? 1057 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:22,760 No! 1058 00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:35,480 I can't decide.... 1059 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,760 ..if you're an evil git 1060 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:42,280 or if it's actually quite...flattering 1061 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,360 and romantic that you'd go to such lengths 1062 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:47,880 and piss so many people off so massively 1063 00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:49,640 just to have an excuse to come and see me. 1064 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:52,080 None of it, it wasn't... 1065 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,400 I didn't plan it. 1066 00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,240 And I'm not horrible. 1067 00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:59,760 Just like you... 1068 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,360 said. 1069 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,160 About when Raff got annoyed with you. I'm just... 1070 00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:07,840 ..disappointingly human. 1071 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,320 Do you want to go upstairs? 1072 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:36,920 She's called Zanzibar, but I just call her Kate for short, 1073 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,520 it's easier. 1074 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,480 I think it would be better if I moved out. 1075 00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:43,480 What's up with Caroline being a bit of a dyke anyway. 1076 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,880 He thinks I should meet Kate. 1077 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:46,920 Come in. 1078 00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,120 Are you all right? Yeah, it'll be indigestion. 1079 00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:52,240 The only one who's got anything to lose this evening is her. 1080 00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,840 Turned my stomach when I saw her touch you. 1081 00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,800 Sorry, did you say something? Nope. 1082 00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:00,560 She disappointed me the way she talked to Caroline, I were shocked. 1083 00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:03,600 You're not going to fall out with her though, are you? Dad? 1084 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:28,840 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd