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That is the most selfish,
mindless piece of driving

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I have ever witnessed.

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Keep your hair on,
I'll be under 60 seconds.

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Idiot. Snotty bitch.

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Some braindead, lowlife, trailer
trash stole my parking space.

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And you've met my daughter? Sorry?

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Now then, we've got some
news for you.

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BOTH: We're getting married.

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You're very pretty.
You're magnificent.

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This marriage is over!
It is dead! It is redundant!

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It never was!

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We made love.

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It was my birthday,
we were both a bit pissed.

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'He's in hospital. He were rushed in
last night. He had a heart attack.'

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Did I come to see you last night?

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Alan? Or were I dreaming?

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Yes, you did. You came to see me.

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I love you.

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He's come round,
he's regained consciousness.

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'Oh, Mum!'

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Gillian's just in with him just
now. She's just chatting to him.

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Alan's come round.

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'And are they...?'

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Is he, erm...? Are they
confident he's going to...?

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Well, I mean, it's early days
but he seems very perky.

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'You mustn't tire him.'

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I'm not going to tire him!

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I love you.

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I love you.

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I think I love Celia as well.

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So do I.

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Hey, you can keep your hands off
her. She's mine.

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What are you going to do?

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Are you going to stay with us here,
or are you...?

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Oh, I think I'd like to be on hand
over the next few days,

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just till we know what's what.
I mean, if that's...

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It's wonderful, it's perfect.

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Do you want me to drive over to
Harrogate, fetch any of your things?

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No, no. You don't want to be
setting off, you need to be here.

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No, I'll get Lady Muck to bring over
a few bits and pieces.

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She won't mind.

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Celia... What?

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I just... Can I just...

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What, love?

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..hug you? Oh!

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Thank you.

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Thank you for making him so happy

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and thank you for bringing him back.

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Do you know? I think I did.

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No, I know you did.

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Now, you mustn't fall out
with him again.

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Oh, well, it was him
that fell out with me.

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Yeah, well, whatever.
You know what I'm saying.

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I am never going to fall out with
him again.

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Ever! About anything.

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There you go, ladies.

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You're a gem, and a star.
Thanks, love.

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I've penned that ewe up on her own
in t'barn and I've made a lasagne.

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There's enough for everybody,
if Caroline wants something when she
gets here.

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Have you any idea how good
he's been?

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It's ME. Are you packing me
that suitcase?

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I have packed you that suitcase.

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Robbie says he'll have a bit of
supper ready for you when you get
here, if you like.

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'Oh, that's lovely.'

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Thank you, tell him. 'And Gillian
says you're welcome to stop

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'the night, if you don't fancy
turning round

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'and driving straight back.'
OK. Great. Why not?

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So we'll see you in a bit.

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Yeah, bye. 'Drive carefully.'

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Yeah, I will. Bye-bye.

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Why don't I pop over with her
bits and pieces? You?

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Well, it'll save you time and...
The best thing you can do,
if you want to be useful,

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is stay here with the boys
cos I might stay over there.

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Why? Well, just tonight. Why not?

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They're old enough to...
why don't I come with you?

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Come... What for?

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Well, so I can apologise
to everyone for...

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Well, it was all my fault,
wasn't it? How?

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Well, if I hadn't told Celia about
you being...

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And then if she hadn't reacted
so badly to that,

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Alan wouldn't have seen how

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small-minded and bigoted
she...can be

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and then if they hadn't
fallen out about that,

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he might not have got upset
and had...had...had the...

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the heart attack.

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But it really is all about you,
isn't it?

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That's... That's just...

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When I get back, we really do need
to work out what's what

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and whose is what
and all the rest of it.

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Boys!

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I'm off over to Halifax.

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Dad's going to be here.

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I'm on my mobile if you want me.
I'll see you later.

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PHONE BEEPS
Mum, you've got a text.

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PHONE BEEPS

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'Halifax?'

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Yeah! He's come round,
he's regained consciousness.

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'Oh!'

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Yeah, he's going to be fine.
Well, we hope.

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'That's...' I know.

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..fantastic.
'So I'll be back tomorrow.'

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Oh. So, we're not doing anything
tonight, then?

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Well, we left it up in the air,
didn't we?

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So, is that all right?

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, course.

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We'll do something tomorrow.

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Good.

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Can I just check your blood
pressure, Mr Buttershaw?

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Hm? Oh, yes.

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How are you feeling?
I'm very happy.

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I was watching you.
You and your wife.

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You're just so completely in love
with each other, aren't you?

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She's not my wife yet.

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But I do think
we need to get on with it.

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We are popping up back to the
hospital again, aren't we, Gillian?

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This evening? Absolutely.
I'd like to.

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Do you need me to come?

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Why? Have you got plans?

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Ellie.

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Who? Girlfriend.
She's not my girlfriend.

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PHONE VIBRATES
She running rings round you again?

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She's not like that.
What is she like?

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She does blow hot and cold.

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Oh, you don't want that. Life's
too short. We're just mates.

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She uses you.
She doesn't use me.

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She damn well does! Once.

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What happened? Nothing.

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They had a date. "Date."

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Only she stood him up cos she got
a better offer.

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Yeah, nice(!) Bitch.

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That ain't what happened. Is.

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How would you describe it?
PHONE RINGS

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Well, I'd be minding
me own business.

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John? What's he want?

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Hello? 'Celia! Hi.'

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'What's up?'

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Just ringing to let you know that
Caroline's just set off, just now.

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Right.

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Probably be with you in an
hour, an hour and a half.

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Right. 'How is he?'

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Alan?

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'Well, it's early days,
but he's conscious anyway.

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'Didn't she tell you?'

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Good. Yes! She did.

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Is...? Could I...? Is Gillian there?

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Gillian? Yes, she's here,
and Raff and Robbie.

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Could I...? Could I speak to her?
'Gillian?'

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Yes. 'What for?'

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'Well, just...just...'

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It's John.
He's asking to speak to you.

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What about?

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Hello?

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Gillian. 'Yes.'

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It's John.

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Yes.

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Hi. Yes?

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'Look... Sorry.
I realise you're cross with me.'

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Am I?

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Yeah. Aren't you?

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'For getting drunk and making a fuss

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'and spilling the beans
about Caroline to Celia and...'

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Oh!

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..so forth.

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Well, it's all water
under t'bridge now, so...

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'Good. Good. Is it?'

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Gone and forgotten.

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Good. Good. Well, that's good.

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Bye, then.

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No. Wait.

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Then, there's the other thing.

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00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:04,160
The other thing?

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00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:08,160
'Could we...?
I'd like to see you again.'

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00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,760
Right. Well, that's... That's not...

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The thing is. Oh, God.

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Hello?

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I think I'm a little
bit in love with you.

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Right. Right. OK.

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00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:31,560
Well. That's...not exactly
my problem as such, is it?

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You can't talk. Obviously.

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And there is that.

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'Maybe... Could we...meet up?

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'Somewhere? Sometime?' No.

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I don't mind popping over.

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Did you get my text message?
Please don't say no.

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I don't think I could...

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OK, so shall I give you back to
Celia?

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'No. No. I don't need to
speak to Celia again.'

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No, OK. Ta-ta, then.

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00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,760
Gillian. Gillian. This is...

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My dad's in hospital, John.

191
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,840
We've got a lot on
just now at this end.

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00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,280
Of course. Course you do.

193
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,600
Sorry. Sure. It's just...

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00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,320
'Boys all right?'

195
00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:11,880
Er...boys are fine.

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00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,800
OK. Bye!

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00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,920
Bye. Bye! Bye-bye.

198
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:30,600
Dad! What's for tea? Nothing.

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00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,360
I don't know.

200
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:50,320
Hi, Judith. It's me.
Are you doing anything this evening?

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00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,240
He said I can come home
on Monday, the doctor,

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all things being equal.

203
00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:00,960
That's...amazing.

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00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,280
What else has he said?

205
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:06,200
Oh...a few dos and don'ts. Like?

206
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:12,040
Usual. No, come on.

207
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,040
No enjoying yourself.
No singing, no dancing,

208
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,360
no fighting, no farting.

209
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,760
THEY LAUGH
Different pills?

210
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,480
No, no. The same.

211
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:26,600
He told me there'd been...

212
00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,360
damage to the muscle.

213
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:34,400
Yeah. Well, it's...sorted
itself out.

214
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:37,360
I will be talking to the consultant
myself again, Dad,

215
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,520
in case you were thinking about
trying to pull the wool over

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00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,880
anyone's eyes with your
medical rhetoric.

217
00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:47,840
Why don't you take Caroline
and see if you can't find
a cup of tea somewhere?

218
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,480
Good plan.
We'll see you in a bit, then.

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00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:58,240
It is nice to see you.

220
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Yeah, it's nice to see you as well,
love.

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00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,440
They do cake.

222
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,920
I've been thinking.
Yeah, so have I.

223
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,040
Happen we should...
Just get on with it, the wedding.

224
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,760
Great minds.
Bugger the practicalities...

225
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,920
Like where we might live.
Let's just...

226
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Book a registrar
and get on with it

227
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,400
and worry about everything else
afterwards.

228
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:28,000
What do you think?
What about a venue?

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00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:32,400
I don't know, I don't care.
Neither do I.

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We can get married in the car park
at The Dog & Duck for all I care.

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00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:40,640
And...not tell anyone
till it's all over and done with.

232
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,760
Anyone?

233
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,520
Anyone.

234
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,920
Well, that'll get round the
best man issue very nicely.

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Won't we need witnesses?

236
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,960
There'll be folk passing.

237
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It's appealing to me.

238
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,960
Yes, I can see.

239
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,160
What did the consultant say?

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Just what I've said.

241
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,960
Why is it that trying to get
information out of a man

242
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,320
is like trying to get
blood out of a stone?

243
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,000
I'm A1.

244
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,600
Oh, you're not A1,
you've had a heart attack.

245
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:11,840
(I'm A1.)

246
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,800
I think I was more upset
when I heard about Alan

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00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,080
than I was when my dad died.

248
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,200
God, that's an awful thing to say.
Except he had dementia, my dad.

249
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,840
So in some ways... Yeah.
..it was... Yeah. ..a relief.

250
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:32,120
Do you think people can
die from a broken heart?

251
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:37,320
I thought that was
what was happening.

252
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,240
Course I couldn't say that to
t'consultant. He'd have laughed,

253
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:47,000
or given you that look they do
where they feel sorry for you,

254
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,360
for being thick.

255
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,600
You've probably never had that.

256
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,720
Well... How's Kate?

257
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,720
Yeah, she's... She's...

258
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,320
What? It's all...

259
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:07,320
Like everybody suddenly knows and
I didn't want it to be like that.

260
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,440
I mean, I don't think we know
what we are yet exactly.

261
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,760
And everybody's gawping at you
like they're expecting you

262
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:17,640
to make an announcement. Exactly
that. Sod 'em. Let 'em deal with it.

263
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:22,320
Yeah. Yeah.

264
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,600
I need to tell you this thing.

265
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,120
OK.

266
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,320
You'll probably think I'm a complete
dipstick when I've told you,

267
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,600
but I'd rather be upfront about it
and then you know,

268
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:47,240
and then we can either
move forward or not.

269
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:51,760
OK. So, first of all...

270
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,480
I don't regret it.
I don't regret anything,

271
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,560
I make a point of not
regretting things.

272
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,800
However... You've slept with John.

273
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,840
I was pissed.

274
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,040
It was my birthday.
I felt sorry for him,

275
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:13,600
for being such a...twat,
he looked so pathetic.

276
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,840
Oh, you really have slept with John?

277
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,360
What was it like?

278
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,720
To be honest...

279
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,320
..I don't actually remember
very much about it,

280
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,800
except that it happened.

281
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,880
Right.

282
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,480
Are you...hating me?

283
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,520
No.

284
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:55,360
I didn't want you to find out later
from someone else and think there was

285
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,680
any more to it than there was,

286
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,760
because there wasn't,
there really wasn't.

287
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,840
It was one of those things you do
and after you go,

288
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,480
"God, why did I do that?!"

289
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,080
And the truth is...

290
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,360
..I was pissed.

291
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,200
I don't even fancy him.

292
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,600
I mean, you know, I don't mind him,
but...

293
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,760
Oh, I'm daring to hope that this
isn't going down too badly

294
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,760
judging by the expression
on your face.

295
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,560
I'm pleased you told me.
It won't happen again.

296
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,800
No, no...you can have him.
I don't want him.

297
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,040
He's got a good income.
I don't care.

298
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,400
CAROLINE LAUGHS

299
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,560
Do you hate me? No.

300
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,000
Are you laughing at me or with me?

301
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:47,120
I don't know, I'm just...I'm...
I don't know, just laughing.

302
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:52,160
You're thinking, "Braindead,
low-life, trailer trash," aren't you?

303
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,000
Yeah.

304
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,920
But that's cos I'm a snotty bitch.

305
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,320
It's good that you're taking it
so well.

306
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:08,040
Maybe you're in shock. Maybe the
implications haven't sunk in yet.

307
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,880
Are there any?

308
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,600
You're not pregnant, are you?

309
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:15,560
No! That really would
thicken the plot.

310
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:22,720
So, um...

311
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,680
..when was this?

312
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,440
Night me dad and your mum drove
back over to Harrogate.

313
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:34,080
When he'd, you know, John had
spilled the beans to her about you.

314
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,280
Our birthday.

315
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,240
God. Right.

316
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:44,040
When I was propping
Judith up in casualty.

317
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,320
Were you?

318
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,680
Blimey.

319
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,920
"Are we cool, Vincent?"

320
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,800
Is that from something?

321
00:18:58,840 --> 00:18:59,840
Pulp Fiction.

322
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:05,280
I'm Samuel L Jackson
and you're John Travolta.

323
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,640
Right.

324
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,720
Then we go out and shoot
some students, I think.

325
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,360
Unless I've misremembered.

326
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,160
Blimey.

327
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,680
I can't help thinking how
different things would've

328
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,160
been now if he hadn't
pulled through. Oh, Celia!

329
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:38,360
Well, you don't need to
think about that now, do you?

330
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,280
I think the world of you two.

331
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,320
You both know that, don't you?
Aww!

332
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,760
I'll get t'kettle on.

333
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:12,920
Where's little what's-his-name
with the broken leg?

334
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:17,960
Paul? I got shot of him.
I took him to his granny's.

335
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,800
Sit down, get warm.

336
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,720
I might get back off home, Mum.

337
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,760
Oh, I thought you were stopping.

338
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,560
I've left John at home with the
boys, which I'm not thrilled about.

339
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,680
I don't want him to think I need
him for anything, because I don't.

340
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,160
He rang earlier, John.
I don't know why.

341
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:41,280
Oh, to say you'd set off.
Seemed like an excuse.

342
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,560
He asked to speak to Gillian.
I don't know why.

343
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,360
I've been thinking.

344
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:50,080
How would you feel if,
when he comes out of hospital,

345
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:53,480
we came to live at my little flat?

346
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,960
I'd feel fine about it.
You see, the thing is,

347
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:00,240
you know my dad died of a heart
attack, climbing the stairs.

348
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,920
The doctor told him not to
and my mother, of course, said,

349
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,800
"Oh, you'll be all right,"
and that was it.

350
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,640
He'd not want to contradict her.

351
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,080
He went as white as a sheet.

352
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:17,520
Mum, it's your home.
It's absolutely fine by me.

353
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,440
What does Gillian think?

354
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:23,720
See, I've no stairs,
and it's nothing but stairs here,

355
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,760
and steep ones at that.

356
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,960
OK.

357
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,800
I've not broached him with it yet,
never mind Gillian.

358
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,880
He might have other ideas. OK.

359
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,200
Right.

360
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,720
Is everybody warm enough?

361
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:43,080
I'm going to...get, er...going.

362
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,320
OK.

363
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:48,920
I've a pile of paperwork to get
through and...

364
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,840
Ring me if you want anything.

365
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:54,080
I'll see you... I'll see you out...
Sure.

366
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,880
See you. See ya.

367
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:07,360
Are you all right? Yeah.

368
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:13,560
Is there something up between you
and Gillian?

369
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,760
She slept with John.

370
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:26,440
She just told me. That night,
my birthday, her birthday,

371
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,000
when he was over here
shooting his mouth off.

372
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:34,200
You and Alan set off over to
Harrogate, I was propping

373
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:39,080
Judith up in casualty and
they ended up in bed together.

374
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,280
I mean, she's told me
cos she feels bad about it

375
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,120
and she was drunk and she wishes it
hadn't happened, but...

376
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:50,520
I don't know.
How do people do that?

377
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:54,080
Why is everything so casual
and meaningless and...?

378
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,240
I can't leave.
I need to be near him.

379
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,000
No, I didn't...

380
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,160
I know that, I don't expect you to.

381
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,680
I was... Sorry, I just think I'm
a little bit shocked, that's all.

382
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,880
Don't say anything. No.

383
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,120
Do you think
before Judith, John was...?

384
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,440
At it with all and sundry?

385
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,120
Like your dad?

386
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,360
I don't know, love.

387
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,880
Ring me. Yes.

388
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,160
Don't say anything.

389
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,480
No, don't worry.

390
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,400
Everything all right? Hmm.

391
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:10,240
I thought I might turn in early,
if it's all right? Sure.

392
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,000
Course. You...
do what you need to do.

393
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,040
That for me? Yeah.

394
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,560
Is it all right if I...?

395
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,240
Course.

396
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,400
Night-night, love.

397
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,240
Night-night.

398
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,600
Ready, Mr Buttershaw?

399
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,000
I've been ready since six o'clock
this morning.

400
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:18,280
Have you heck?!
Not sat there, in your coat.

401
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,480
Still, wouldn't be the first time
you'd kept me waiting.

402
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,720
THEY CHUCKLE

403
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:29,040
You're never going to let that drop,
are you? I might do one day,

404
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,880
if you play your cards right.

405
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,280
I resolved, the first time it
happened, that I was going to live

406
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,600
life differently and I did,
on the whole.

407
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:10,400
I got in touch with you,
didn't I, for instance? But now...

408
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:16,320
Now you're going to take things
steady. No. God, no.

409
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:19,600
Now I'm going to really
start living.

410
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,640
What do you think I'm doing
sat up here?

411
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,640
Well, you know what the consultant
just said. Oh, bugger that.

412
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,040
OK. So what've you got planned?

413
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:35,320
Anything. All sorts. Such as?

414
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:40,320
Have you ever fancied skiing?
No. Have you?

415
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,760
HE LAUGHS
Oh, you!

416
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,160
Never! Good.

417
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,680
Well, that's that dealt with, then.

418
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,880
We used to come up here on bikes.

419
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,960
Me and Maurice and Harry
and Joe Riley.

420
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,720
You could get all t'way to Greetland
from top o' Barkisland

421
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,400
without pedalling once.

422
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:07,120
I know you could because... It were
like floating through the air.

423
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,160
Because me and Eileen and
Doreen Wilkinson

424
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:15,640
and our Muriel used to do just
the same. Did you? Yeah, yeah.

425
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,960
I always used to think you were
a bit smitten with Joe Riley.

426
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,640
Joe?!

427
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:24,520
No. Although he was very
good-looking.

428
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,520
I always thought he had
a look of Errol Flynn, but clever.

429
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,960
He went to work for NASA, didn't he?
He did!

430
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,640
He were made a Fellow of the
Royal Society, then off he went

431
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:41,000
to Altadena, California.
Brain drain. He were my best man...

432
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:45,480
when Eileen and I got wed.
Oh. Do you keep in touch?

433
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:52,120
We did. Every Christmas, and the
occasional letter in-between.

434
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,400
He popped over once or twice

435
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,960
to see his mother,
but we always caught up.

436
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:01,360
I always fancied popping over there,
but it never happened.

437
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,520
He had Parkinson's at finish.

438
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,080
We came up here to
scatter my dad's ashes,

439
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,680
me and me mum.

440
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:19,640
We drove over from Sheffield and
we had Caroline in the pushchair.

441
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:20,880
1969.

442
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,920
He loved up here, me dad.

443
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,840
It was a right farce.

444
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,040
We thought it would be like powder,

445
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,720
but it wasn't,
it was more like grit,

446
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:37,680
granules, and it got everywhere.

447
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,040
We just couldn't get rid of it. Him.

448
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:45,360
We hadn't thought it through.
Well, she hadn't, me mother.

449
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:50,960
And we hadn't got permission.
Well, we didn't know you needed it.

450
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,280
Perhaps you didn't then.
I don't know.

451
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,720
I don't know what my mum and dad
would've thought about me and you.

452
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,840
Actually, I do.
They'd have been over the moon.

453
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,080
They'd have been thrilled to
bits with you.

454
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,640
Do you fancy a pint?

455
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,240
It's only just gone half-past 11!

456
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,520
You've only been out of hospital
half an hour!

457
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,240
So what? You know damn well so what.

458
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:27,480
Do you fancy popping over to the
Registry Office first, then?

459
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:32,200
Are we serious,
about not telling anyone

460
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:36,480
till it's all over and done with?
Well, I am, yeah.

461
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,920
So that's a fortnight tomorrow
at 11am.

462
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,760
Shall I put that on a card for you?

463
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,840
Well, it's a good job you texted me

464
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,600
or I'd have been wondering
where you were.

465
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:04,080
Is it wise to go gallivanting when
you've only just been discharged?

466
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:08,680
I just wanted to see Ladstone Rock
and then we fancied a pint.

467
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:13,560
Oh, so you went via Aberdeen?
That's right.

468
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,680
Have you set a date? Sorry?
For the wedding?

469
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,200
Oh, no, love. No.

470
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,520
Alan needs to concentrate on
getting fit again first

471
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,080
before we start
thinking of anything like that.

472
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,800
Shall we get t'kettle on?

473
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,760
And then me and Celia have got
something to run past you.

474
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,240
Harrogate? I've no stairs.

475
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,960
And you're out on the farm all day,
or down at the shop,

476
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,440
whereas I can see to him 24/7.

477
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,880
That's what I'm thinking.

478
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,640
Well, that's very kind of you, but...

479
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,800
And it's not like it's for ever.

480
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,400
I mean, we do intend to buy.
Eventually.

481
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,000
OK. And soon.

482
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,480
And when we do, it'll more than
likely be round here.

483
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,400
Well, we've not discussed that yet.

484
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:05,760
No, no, but...

485
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:10,320
And it's not a million miles away,
Harrogate, is it?

486
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,600
No, it's not but...

487
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:16,360
And you'd be more than welcome,
any time you fancied, to pop over.

488
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,200
It is very nice, the house

489
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,920
and Celia's little flat.

490
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,760
I'm sure it is, Dad. I just...

491
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,520
So when were you thinking of...

492
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,040
Tomorrow.

493
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:35,600
Tomorrow? Does Caroline know...?

494
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,800
She's fine about it.

495
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,120
I see.

496
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,400
So...

497
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,520
Well, it just seems a bit sudden.

498
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,280
But... Well,

499
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,840
yeah, if it's what you want.

500
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,720
I thought it'd be
a weight off your mind.

501
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,320
You'll be 60 miles away.

502
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,840
Oh, no.
It's actually more like 40.

503
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,400
40, 60.

504
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,960
He'll be in good hands.

505
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,840
Yeah, I understand that, Celia.

506
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:09,360
You'll have to pretend
I'm on holiday.

507
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,640
Right.

508
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,200
But...

509
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,720
how about if I popped over with you?

510
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,000
Just quickly, just tomorrow,
just to make sure you're... Yeah.

511
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,240
..settled in all right
and everything's...

512
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,680
Sure.

513
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:29,000
Right. I'll get the kettle on.

514
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:39,960
I've got my new hat.
So that's that bit covered.

515
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,960
Something old, something new...

516
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,160
Something old we've not got.

517
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,160
Well, we're both old.

518
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,920
Are we? Well, you are, I'm not.

519
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,920
THEY CHUCKLE

520
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,680
I started counting backwards
when I got to 36.

521
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:00,080
So how old does that make
you now then?

522
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,920
Minus three.

523
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,520
Fancy.

524
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,600
We had a very interesting
experience in 1988,

525
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,680
when me and our Caroline
were both 22.

526
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:14,640
That must have taken
some explaining.

527
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,520
Not really.

528
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,760
Something borrowed...

529
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:26,320
I could borrow a bow tie off
Maurice. Then I'd be very dapper.

530
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,000
You could and you would, but then
he'd want to know why you were

531
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,240
borrowing it. You know what
a nosy old bugger he is.

532
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,680
I could lie. I could say I'd been
invited to a cocktail party.

533
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:36,720
In Manhattan.

534
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,200
Mmm, he'd believe that.

535
00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,800
Only he might want to come with me.

536
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,000
Tell him to sod off. OK.

537
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,160
Something blue.

538
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,080
A mucky magazine?

539
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,560
Have you got any?

540
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,840
No. Have you?

541
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,160
Oh, yeah, got loads(!)

542
00:34:56,200 --> 00:35:00,560
THEY LAUGH

543
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,400
No, I haven't.

544
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,680
CELIA AND ALAN LAUGH UPSTAIRS

545
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,360
She slept with John.

546
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,680
Who? Gillian.

547
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:01,800
That night when we drove over here,

548
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,000
and he'd been there shooting
his mouth off about Caroline

549
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,440
batting for the other side...

550
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,480
Slept with him?!

551
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,640
Had...sex with him.

552
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,200
How do you know?

553
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,120
Caroline told me.

554
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,560
Well, how does she know?

555
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,080
Gillian. Told her, apparently.

556
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,880
What for?

557
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:26,760
Well, because... I don't know.
I think because she regretted it.

558
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:33,120
I don't know why I've told you.
Well, except it's bothered me.

559
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,560
Sorry. I don't want to
burden you with it.

560
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,040
It's not... I'm not...

561
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:44,080
I'm just a bit befuddled with it
myself really.

562
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:49,160
And plus, I don't want to see her
get hurt. Gillian.

563
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:54,120
God! He's a bugger is John.

564
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:04,120
Gillian's coming! Gillian? Yes!

565
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,520
And Kate's here.

566
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,800
What's...? What's Gillian
coming here for?

567
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,560
Would you like some tea?
Ooh. Hi, John.

568
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,800
What's Gillian coming here for?

569
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:20,360
Alan's moving into my mum's to
recuperate and I think she wants to
see him settled in.

570
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,080
So, is...is she staying...long?

571
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,840
I don't know.
You'll have to ask her yourself.

572
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,240
Oh, and Kate's moving in.

573
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,080
I'll get my things out of the car.

574
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,840
Lawrence, can you help Kate
with her things?

575
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,680
That's... You can't expect me...

576
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,360
She's got her own house, what does
she want to move in here for?

577
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,440
John, after I came back here
on Saturday night

578
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,520
and found what I found, I'm amazed
you could begin to imagine that

579
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,280
you have anything to say at all
about what other people do.

580
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,440
Judith... Judith needs help.

581
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,320
Judith and I are not an item.
Well, you could've fooled me!

582
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:57,000
I will not be made to feel like a
sodding gooseberry in my own house.

583
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:00,000
That-that-that was...
You have nothing to say.

584
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,840
What time are they getting here?

585
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,760
Blimey.

586
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,560
My little apartment's
round the back, Gillian.

587
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,120
Done all right for yourself here,
Dad, eh?

588
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,560
What's up?

589
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,720
I thought we were plumbing depths
with Susan Jatri's lad, but John?

590
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,440
He's practically
your brother-in-law.

591
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,240
And I thought you told me you and
Robbie were more or less an item?

592
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,480
How did...? Who...?

593
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,160
Celia told me. Caroline told her.

594
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,680
You... I told Caroline
because I felt bad about it.

595
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:57,440
I was pissed, it was my birthday.
Me and Robbie are...

596
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,880
Are we going in? Yeah, let me.

597
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,880
I'll lead the way.

598
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:07,320
It didn't mean anything.
It was rubbish, it was ridiculous.

599
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,400
I just felt sorry for him.

600
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,520
You're a...

601
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,920
What am I? Come on!
Don't hold back!

602
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,040
..a pillock!

603
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:23,280
Oh, OK. I thought you were going
to say something worse. I was.

604
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,560
Yeah! Whatever.

605
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,040
I've put my things in your bedroom.

606
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,040
Is that...? Of course it is.

607
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,440
How permanent is this?

608
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,480
We need to sit down and have
the conversation properly,

609
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:43,680
and not when we've been rushed
into it, but it's... Yeah. If...

610
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:49,640
If... Yeah. If it's what you want.

611
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,080
Do you need to ask?

612
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,760
PHONE RINGS

613
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,720
Hello?
'We're back, we've arrived.'

614
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:03,160
Good! They've arrived.
I'll pop round.

615
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,200
There's something
I need to tell you.

616
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,600
'Right. Ta-ta.'

617
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,160
She's popping round.

618
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,880
What's up?

619
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,360
It's just a disappointment,
isn't it?

620
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,200
An ongoing disappointment.

621
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:24,440
And for the record, he is not
my brother-in-law because, A,

622
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:29,800
you're not married yet, and two - him
and Caroline are getting divorced.

623
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,680
Ipso-facto, QED,
NOT my brother-in-law.

624
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,760
I said not to say anything.

625
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,320
Aye. Well, I did.

626
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:41,760
Can we all just get it into our
little heads that I regret it

627
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:45,240
and it won't happen again?
Would you like that written down?

628
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,000
In triplicate?

629
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,200
What for? It wouldn't mean owt.

630
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,720
Dad, I'm going to get upset.

631
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,840
Well, what do you expect?

632
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,560
She were pregnant when she were 15.

633
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:06,720
Dad! Broke Eileen's heart.
Perhaps you didn't know that.

634
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,800
KNOCK ON DOOR

635
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,920
Hi! Alan!

636
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,880
Hello, love.
How was your journey?

637
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:24,520
It was fine.
Good! Is everything...?

638
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,360
I'll put the kettle on in a minute.
I'm cooking for everyone.

639
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,440
It'll be about half an hour
if that's...

640
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,440
Perfect, love.
Smashing.

641
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:39,080
So, I just need to...tell you
something.

642
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,520
Kate's here. You're going to have to
bear with me. I didn't plan this

643
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:46,160
exactly to coincide...
Only, when I got back here

644
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:47,800
on Saturday night, Judith was here.

645
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:58,360
Ahh!

646
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,360
Oh!

647
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:04,040
Oh, Jesus!

648
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:11,200
Shit! I thought... He said you were
in... Where is it? Huddersfield.

649
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:14,800
Halifax.

650
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,320
What's the matter? What's happened?

651
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,840
You've not fallen down the stairs
again have you, you silly cow?

652
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,680
Caroline's here. What?
Caroline's here! What?

653
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,880
CAROLINE'S...
Caroline's in Halifax.

654
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,760
Where are the boys?

655
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,000
They're around. What are you doing
here? You're supposed to be...

656
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,880
They've been playing music really
loud and making loads of noise,

657
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:39,160
and they were throwing stuff around
in the kitchen and then they went
upstairs in your bedroom!

658
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:43,760
That kid needs to lighten up.
We thought you were going to be away
all night.

659
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,800
Oh, God, don't snivel!
It's hardly that...bad.

660
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,800
Get your coats on, get into my car.

661
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,720
I'll be back in the morning
and I don't care how you do it,

662
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,880
but that kitchen better
be as spotless as it was

663
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,520
when I left here this afternoon.

664
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,640
Oi, you have friends round,

665
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,720
I have friends round.

666
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,880
You've traumatised our children.

667
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,320
I have? What about you?
You've scarred them for life!

668
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,640
Do you know what? I'm actually
starting to feel a bit queasy.

669
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,600
This is nothing compared to what
you're actively

670
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,000
inflicting on them,
you mad old dyke!

671
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,360
And bollocks to you with your
"this kitchen better be spotless".

672
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,840
I don't know why I'm bothering to
remind you, but I will.

673
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:26,440
This house... This house was paid
for almost entirely with money

674
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,080
I earned when I was
on the bestseller list! So f...

675
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,480
JUDITH VOMITS

676
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,280
I'll see you in the morning. Yeah.

677
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,440
Whatever.

678
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:42,440
So, I took the boys round
to Kate's for the night

679
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:46,560
and, um...John was pretty appalled,
to be fair to him,

680
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,240
on Sunday morning.

681
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,000
He had tried to tidy the kitchen up,

682
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,760
but he wasn't really in any
fit state to stand up

683
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:56,600
for any length of time
until the early evening,
so I had to help him.

684
00:43:56,640 --> 00:44:00,280
Then I asked him
if he would move out,

685
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,360
so that we can all move on
with our lives,

686
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,720
but he's still refusing to do that.

687
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,720
So I have asked Kate to move in

688
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:10,360
in the hope that, at some point,
he will get the message.

689
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:14,280
So that's why Kate's here, OK?

690
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,320
Where's Caroline? Next door.

691
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,960
Is...Gillian staying for supper?

692
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,200
I don't know.

693
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,960
What are you...cooking?

694
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,440
It's... Erm...I don't know.
Caroline's in charge, I'm just...

695
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,760
What's she doing next door? I...

696
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:49,040
God, I can't stand this!
This is my house, I live here.

697
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,240
Is she...? She'd better not be.
What?

698
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,400
Telling people things about me.

699
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,040
I'm not going to be made to
feel like...

700
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,240
whatever in my own house.

701
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,640
I...have no opinion on that.

702
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,520
He's a mess is John.

703
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,440
As long as nobody's under
any illusions.

704
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,080
Caroline, I'm going to get off home.

705
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,120
OK.

706
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,880
Ring me if you want anything.

707
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,520
Right.

708
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,200
Right. Thanks, Celia.

709
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,760
OK, love.

710
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,560
I'll...

711
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:56,640
Gillian?
Sorry, I need to get home.

712
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:03,320
What's the matter? Nothing.
Come inside. No. No, I'll...

713
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,720
Well... What's happened?

714
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,480
It's fine. It's fine.
I'm just leaving him here,

715
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,080
60, 40 miles from home and...

716
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,160
She'll look after him.
I know that.

717
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,960
And I'll keep an eye on everything.
I know. I know you will.

718
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,880
You can come here any time you like.
I know. I know.

719
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,640
Why did you tell your mum?

720
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,360
Is that what's...?

721
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:32,840
She's told me dad and he's...
Did she? I'm sorry, I just...

722
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:39,960
I just couldn't... Just couldn't...

723
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,320
No, don't. It's all my own stupid
fault anyway, isn't it?

724
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,240
Is he upset?

725
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,240
Oh, God. I'm sorry.

726
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:51,280
No, it's...

727
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,400
He said something about me mum.

728
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,440
That's all.

729
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,160
I broke her heart apparently.

730
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,880
When I was 15.

731
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,560
Well, I did. I know I did.

732
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,760
I got pregnant.

733
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:14,920
I had to leave school at the time.
You know, I went back...

734
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,400
later to do my A-levels,
but...it never worked out, so...

735
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:24,120
All very disappointing for them.

736
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,840
So, yup, that's me.

737
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,160
You had a baby?

738
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,200
No! No. A-Abortion.

739
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,600
Sorry. I am sorry. I don't know why
I told her, I just...

740
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:41,520
had it on my brain and, you know,
she's me mum, and...

741
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,120
Well, it'll blow over.
Yeah. Will it?

742
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,640
Just bad timing. With his...
Yeah. Sorry.

743
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,680
I'll get off. I'll ring you.

744
00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:54,400
I wasn't accusing you. I just...
I'm sorry.

745
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,560
Not your fault. Really not.

746
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,200
Why am I apologising?

747
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,320
Sanctimonious b...

748
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:42,040
Gillian! Shit!

749
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,440
I need to talk to you.

750
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,920
Yeah, well, I don't need to
talk to you!

751
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:50,280
In fact, right now...
I can't... ..you're the last...

752
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,640
You can't treat people like this.

753
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,320
You can't ignore my texts and
hang up on me on the phone.

754
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,800
Can you get out of my Land Rover,
please? We had sex.

755
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,880
Yes, we did.
And, boy, am I paying for it now?!

756
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,760
You came onto me. Not! So
forgive me... Yes, you did. You...

757
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,960
I tentatively explained that
I had feelings for you.

758
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,800
You said, "Shall we go upstairs?"
So forgive me for thinking that

759
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,640
we'd embarked upon some sort of
relationship. OK. Right. Right.

760
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,400
So, please, can you explain why,
Saturday afternoon,

761
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:18,920
you're on the phone saying,

762
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,640
"I think I might be a little bit in
love with you, Gillian," and then,

763
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:26,800
the same night, you're here,
in bed with Judith apparently,

764
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,040
who you claim to hate.

765
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,320
She told you. Caroline. She...
Yes! Well, isn't it obvious?

766
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,800
Not to me!
I'm floundering.

767
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,240
What? You won't speak to me,
she's decided she's a dyke,

768
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:39,640
the boys think I'm ridiculous.

769
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,960
Oh, no. They don't. Do they?

770
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,200
I've got nothing. She's moved her
insipid little girlfriend in

771
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:48,800
and her mad mother...
Oi, steady on.

772
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:54,400
I bought that house and now I'm
the one who... Oh, shit!

773
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,280
I'm going to have to knock
to get back in.

774
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,680
SHE GIGGLES
Aw-w! Bless.

775
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,080
Yeah, it's all so funny, isn't it?

776
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,600
Sorry.
SHE LAUGHS

777
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:06,200
I'm all over the place, I can't
think straight, and then... God!

778
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:10,520
I end up in another tawdry mess
with that ridiculous woman
in front of the children.

779
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:14,320
You know, people commit suicide
with less than this eating away
inside their brain.

780
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,840
Is it...that bad?

781
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,480
My publisher's dropped me.

782
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,480
Why?

783
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:27,840
It's being brewing for a while.
I got an e-mail last week.

784
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:35,040
Well...is there someone you can
talk to about it?

785
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,960
No, not really. It's not something
you want to tell to just anyone.

786
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,040
And my agent...he's not
returned my calls, so that's...

787
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,600
You see, before,
Caroline would've been really...

788
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,280
good about something like that.

789
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,480
She'd have put it in a context.

790
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,080
She'd have thrown a light
on it that...

791
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,000
She can be a really good person
to have in your corner.

792
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:56,320
Yeah, well, shame you were
unfaithful to her.

793
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:58,880
Sorry.

794
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:01,240
Everything's just such a mess.

795
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:06,880
What did you mean when you said,
"And, boy, am I paying for it now"?

796
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:11,040
Well... OK. They all know.

797
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:14,040
That we... Do they?

798
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:21,160
Do they? Well, is that...

799
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:24,880
such a bad thing?
Couldn't we...?

800
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:30,240
No. It was a mistake,
it should never have happened.

801
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,840
I have to go, John.

802
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,120
I'm sorry about your publisher

803
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,440
but, you know, we've all
got crosses to bear.

804
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,080
I don't know how much longer
I can afford to keep the farm going,

805
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,560
way things are at the moment. Why?

806
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,160
Oh...money. Really?

807
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,280
That's my problem.

808
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,560
So...what if I...popped over

809
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,720
some time? Would that be...

810
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,880
completely...?

811
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,960
I'm seeing Robbie.

812
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,600
I thought you hated Robbie.

813
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,520
Yeah, I thought you hated Judith.

814
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,680
HE KNOCKS ON WINDOW

815
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:32,280
What are you doing outside?
I... Does it matter?

816
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,520
Do you want something to eat?

817
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:43,640
Is there enough?
You'll have to find a chair.

818
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,360
Hello.

819
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,360
Hi, Alan. How's...? Are you...?

820
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,320
Oh, fighting fit.

821
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,240
Good. That's good. That's...

822
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,600
Would you like...?

823
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:14,400
Well, perhaps just a small one.

824
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:19,600
I'll get you a glass.

825
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,480
Come by!

826
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,560
Away! Away!

827
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,840
SHE WHISTLES

828
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,000
Can you sit down, please?

829
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,440
On you go. Come on.

830
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:02,640
BELL RINGS

831
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,240
STUDENTS SING

832
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,160
In you go.

833
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,720
PHONE VIBRATES
Oh, sorry.

834
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:49,520
Oh, I've got to take this.

835
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,880
Hello, Gillian.
'You busy?'

836
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,760
I'm in a meeting.

837
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,440
All right. Well, I'm sorry,
but this might be urgent.

838
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,280
Why?

839
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,680
Where's me dad and Celia?

840
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:09,160
Well, erm...at home
as far as I know.

841
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,480
They... So, you've...

842
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,280
So no-one's been...

843
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:19,960
I've found a card,
behind a cushion,

844
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:25,160
'on our settee. It's from
Calderdale Registry Office.

845
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,640
'An appointment card.
They've got an appointment'

846
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:31,200
to get married at...11 o'clock
this morning.

847
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,480
You're kidding!

848
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,560
Have they...?

849
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,520
Have they not said anything to you?

850
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:37,960
'No.'

851
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,520
Er...no.

852
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:43,320
I've tried his mobile,
I've tried hers.

853
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,120
I can be there if you can.

854
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:49,280
I'll probably overtake them
on the M62. The little buggers!

855
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:53,440
But...presumably, they don't
want us there

856
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,920
and, presumably, that's the point.

857
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,200
'Has he not said
anything to you at all?'

858
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:03,920
I've spoken to him twice
on the phone...

859
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:07,600
'in the last two weeks
since he came to live at yours,

860
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,200
'all of it very perfunctory.'

861
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:13,520
Not exactly flavour of the month
at the moment, am I?

862
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:14,920
'What, still?'

863
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,240
'It's just a bit much, isn't it?'

864
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:22,680
Our parents are getting married and
they don't even want us there.

865
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,120
Perhaps they don't want a fuss.

866
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:27,200
SHE SCOFFS

867
00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:29,920
Gillian, I'm going to have to go.
I'm chairing a meeting.

868
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,320
Right. Sorry, is that all right?
Can I ring you...?

869
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:33,720
(Bi...)

870
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,600
Shall we get married
and not tell anyone?

871
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,840
'You doing anything this weekend?'
What did you have in mind? All sorts.

872
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:18,760
I want a baby.
SHE LAUGHS

873
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,520
No.

874
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,200
No, Caroline, I'm serious.

875
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,400
Just keep pushing, love!
keep pushing.

876
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,520
Keep squeezing Grandad's hand.
He's not me grandad!

877
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,960
We'd have never carried on like that
at that age, would we?

878
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,760
Don't go, Dad.

879
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:38,440
I don't know how you could fashion
talking to your dad like this,

880
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,120
when you know how poorly he's been.

881
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,600
Pow.

882
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,040
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