1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,520 I want a baby. I mean, how...how would it work? 2 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:06,720 Well, obviously a donor. 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,880 She's pregnant. It's mine. 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,760 I'm not having that lad leaving school, 5 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,280 he could get into university. 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:22,880 Just as long as you know that I can't see Caroline short either. 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,640 Bloody Caroline. 8 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,360 What's up with Caroline? I thought you were mates? Nothing. 9 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,920 I know you said you're seeing Robbie, but, frankly, 10 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,800 I think you and me both know that is a disaster. Really? 11 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,680 Are you doing anything this weekend? 12 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:37,720 Thing is, we're married now. 13 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,960 You did it? Yeah, course we did it. 14 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,960 I mean...you know. 15 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,280 Just disappointed. 16 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,680 We didn't want a fuss. 17 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,880 Fair enough, but if I'm being honest, I'm with 'Arry. 18 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:36,960 Disappointed. 19 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,280 Yeah, well, it's done now, so... 20 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:42,840 What are we going to call this baby? 21 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,480 What does it look like? 22 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,160 You can see what it looks like. 23 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:50,040 No, I mean does it look like a Heather? Or a Barbara? 24 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,040 Or a...Claudette? 25 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:56,280 I think it looks like a bad-tempered beetroot, personally. But... 26 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,800 Right! It's had enough, it wants to get its windy-pops up now. 27 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,680 Does great grandad Harry want to do the honours? 28 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:11,520 "Oh, great grandad Harry, I much prefer you to great grandad Alan, 29 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:15,320 "because I know that if it'd been you getting wed, and you'd 30 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:19,240 "asked him to be your best man, you'd not have gone sneaking off..." 31 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,440 He wasn't going to ask you, he'd asked me. 32 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,400 He asked me. He asked me. 33 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,080 He asked me. 34 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,360 I didn't ask either of you. You volunteered. 35 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:34,840 Which I was very flattered by, and touched, but you're my pals! 36 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:39,120 I couldn't say no to either of you! So... 37 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,960 And it was what Celia wanted. 38 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,400 What Celia wanted. 39 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,840 I'm sick of having to explain myself. 40 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,520 She leads you by t'nose. You know that, don't you? 41 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,280 What did she say? 42 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,680 "I don't want either of them 43 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,960 "two scruffy buggers being your best man?" 44 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,360 Hey. You talk for yourself... 45 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,320 Funnily enough, you weren't mentioned. 46 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:00,240 I scrub up very nicely, thank you. Are we going to let this drop? 47 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,560 Where is Celia? 48 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,080 Harrogate. Oh, she's coming back. 49 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,840 She's just popped over to fetch a few bits and pieces. 50 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,720 I mean, can you imagine? 51 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:22,240 She literally didn't know she was pregnant, she said, 52 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,280 and then - clang - there it is. 53 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:29,040 A baby. I think she's in shock, I think they all are. 54 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,640 Hello, Celia! 55 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,720 Oh. I thought he'd moved out. 56 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,320 No! Not entirely, not yet. 57 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,080 It hasn't even got a name. 58 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:38,720 They're calling it "The Baby". 59 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,520 And is it...definitely his? 60 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,160 Oh, yeah. First thing Gillian did was go down to t'chemist 61 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,040 and buy a paternity testing kit. God. 62 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:51,480 So...Ellie is living at the farm with "The Baby". 63 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,040 What does her mother think? 64 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,960 Oh, she wants her back home and at school. 65 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,880 Only I don't think she's facing the facts. 66 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,760 She's not prepared to help out. 67 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:02,160 She has this high-powered highly-paid job in the NHS 68 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,200 shuffling papers off her desk onto somebody else's, 69 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:08,720 which she has made it plain she's not prepared to give up, 70 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,400 or even go part-time, and why should she? 71 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:16,320 But what she's not addressing is the situation as it stands. 72 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:21,000 And the husband's no better, he's a quantity surveyor in Dewsbury. 73 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,360 Divorced. 74 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:26,520 And he has opinions as well, but nothing that alters the facts. 75 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,120 So, what's going to happen? 76 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,400 Well, they seem determined to muddle through at the farm. 77 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:34,560 Everyone's helping out. Gillian, Robbie... 78 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,360 How is Gillian? Harry, me, Alan... 79 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,680 I think I've changed its nappy as often as anyone. 80 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,760 I mean, they do nowt, Raff and Ellie. 81 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,600 Is she still seeing Robbie? Gillian. 82 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,720 I think they're frightened of it, 83 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,680 and it's a sweet enough little thing. 84 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:54,280 It sickens me, when there's folks want babies and can't, 85 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:58,080 you know, honest, hard-working, decent people... 86 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,560 Has it...she really not got a name? 87 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:06,120 Well, nothing that's stuck. Gillian calls her Flossie, 88 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:09,760 which to me is more what you might call a King Charles Spaniel. 89 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,800 Alan calls her Emily Jane, 90 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:15,520 but that's just so he can make it rhyme with stuff. 91 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:20,120 Harry calls her Foo-Foo Tinkerbell or summat. 92 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,200 But he's an...idiot. 93 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,160 But she's coping? Gillian. 94 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,760 What would you call a baby? If you had one? 95 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,960 Oh, well, for a girl, I've always liked Emily. 96 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,040 And with Alan. It's good, it's... 97 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,840 Or Victoria, Virginia, Elizabeth, Charlotte. 98 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:39,760 Those sort of more traditional names...Helen, Helena, Eleanor. 99 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:43,600 Oh, no, that's Ellie. Or...or something pretty. Like Flora. 100 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,640 Jasmine. Poppy! Grace. That's nice. 101 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,880 Celia! You've got a lovely name. 102 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,800 And there's Rose, Rosie, Ros, Rosamund, Rosalind... 103 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,520 Florence, Maisie, Daisy... 104 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,840 retro, I know, but it's very sweet. I don't know! 105 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,960 It'll all depend on what Caroline thinks. 106 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,600 What would? What's it got to do with Caroline? 107 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,080 I mean, if ever...if, if...me and Caroline... 108 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:11,400 Which, why would we? ..had to choose a baby name. 109 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,040 You and Caroline? You and Caroline? 110 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,560 Not, not, not that... 111 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,920 Well, you wouldn't have to. Would you? 112 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,240 Well, no, women...lesb... 113 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,360 Ladies...do have babies. 114 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,560 Do they? 115 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,880 How. 116 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,480 Well, if... 117 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,800 You're not, are you? She's too old. 118 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:39,480 Yeah, well, she isn't, technically, and I'm not. 119 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:42,000 So, hypothetically, in theory... 120 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:45,680 She'd not want to go through all that again at her age. 121 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,320 No...no. 122 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,560 Where did you say she was? 123 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:58,200 The year-12s are doing King Lear tonight. So... 124 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,720 That'll be one to slit your wrists to. 125 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:04,240 So, is that is that something you're serious about? 126 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:07,360 No. God, no. Is Alan next door? 127 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,040 No, I've left him in Halifax. 128 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:12,040 I just popped over to get a few bits. 129 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:15,600 Well...and I wanted five minutes with Caroline. 130 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,520 Any road, will you tell her to pop round when she's got a minute? 131 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,720 Sure. I mean, not tonight. 132 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:24,440 If she's had to sit through King Lear she'll just want to lie down. 133 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,800 DOOR CLOSES 134 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,280 SHEEP BLEAT 135 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,520 There. 136 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,320 MOBILE RINGS 137 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,840 Hello. 138 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,480 Gillian. It's John. 139 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:51,520 Yeah. 140 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,120 Sorry. Erm. I never rang you back last week 141 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:58,360 cos I heard what had happened and I didn't want to pester you. 142 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,200 Sounds like you've had your hands full. 143 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,600 Yep. 144 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,080 How's...how's...how are things? 145 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,160 Complicated. 146 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:10,000 Right. I was serious about what I said. 147 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,160 About putting money...in my farm? 148 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,840 I would do that, but I meant more about you. 149 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,360 You know, I can't help thinking it's a mistake. 150 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,200 Right. 151 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,600 I still think about you all the time. 152 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,240 I've started writing again. John, I... 153 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,560 I wonder if getting the push from the publisher was 154 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,480 the kick up the arse that I needed. 155 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,880 It's about you. 156 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,480 Well, sort of about you. 157 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,480 It's about everything. Everything that's happened. 158 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:43,200 Celia and your dad meeting up again after all this time. 159 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:47,920 And...mad bitch here, and her mousey little girlfriend. 160 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:52,040 But your character's the real central...the... 161 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:55,760 ..point of it all really. The lynch pin. 162 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,800 The...well, the heroine... 163 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:03,160 ..if you like. Gillian? 164 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,840 Right. OK. 165 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,000 So, you see...it would be lovely to meet up. 166 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,480 I don't have to come to the house. The farm. 167 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:15,440 If that's complicated. We could just...go out for dinner. 168 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,840 Or a drink. 169 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,520 Hello? 170 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,600 I can't. It's too messy. 171 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,240 I have to go now. 172 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:28,680 Gillian... I'm sorry, I'm hanging up. I'm glad you're working again. 173 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,400 Bye...bye. Bye-bye. 174 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,600 How was school? 175 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,640 Fine. 176 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,000 She been all right? 177 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,800 No, we sold her to a Chinaman. 178 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,280 Right. 179 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,440 We didn't get much for her. 180 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,320 Have you had something to eat? 181 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,880 Toast. 182 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,600 Toast. 183 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,600 Are you managing to concentrate? 184 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,600 Yeah. I mean, at school. 185 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,440 Yes! 186 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,440 She needs her nappy changed. 187 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,640 HE JANGLES TOY 188 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:11,400 Little Nelly needs her nappy changed, kids. 189 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 I said, the baby needs its nappy changed. 190 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,760 Grandad! What y' doing? Ooh, knackers! 191 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,360 Were you saving the universe? Y'shouldn't have done that. 192 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,040 It's not real. Me and your grandad lived through the Blitz. 193 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,080 Did you 'eck. Blitz was in t'big cities. 194 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,960 Halifax got one bomb dropped on it, and that were by accident 195 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,520 cos some plank in the Luftwaffe couldn't find Manchester. 196 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,000 Oh, they know it all don't they? 197 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:39,040 Except, oh, yeah, how to avoid getting pregnant. 198 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,320 We wouldn't have made that mistake, would we, Alan? 199 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,880 Eh? Blitz or no Blitz... 200 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,400 HE STOMPS UPSTAIRS 201 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,320 DOOR SLAMS 202 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,840 HE CRIES 203 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,040 KNOCKS ON DOOR 204 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,120 It's me. 205 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,520 Can I come in. 206 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,640 Why are you even friends with him? 207 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,240 It isn't really about him, is it? 208 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,480 I've got to earn some money, grandad. 209 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,840 Going to school now, it's just ridiculous 210 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,960 I told him, he can get a job soon enough, 211 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,720 but I'd be sickened if he left school, Celia. 212 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,120 Celia? So, there's no point us looking 213 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,560 for a little bungalow now then, is there? 214 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,520 Well, we can look, but, 215 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,840 you see, when I was his age, well, you an' all, 216 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,520 it were never an option. 217 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,480 Were it? Staying on at school. 218 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,320 If he'd just get his A levels, 219 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,880 he'd always be able to try for a university at a later stage. 220 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:28,840 Wouldn't he? Which... well, that's important. 221 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:32,840 Trouble is, he wants to do the right thing, which I understand, 222 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:36,440 but t'difficulty is, knowing what the right thing is 223 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,560 when everybody seems to have so many different opinions. 224 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:43,080 Yeah. I think somebody at school's said something nasty 225 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,280 that's upset him. 226 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,760 Well, they will do, they're kids. 227 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,480 I don't want him ending up in a job wi' no prospects, 228 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,520 and then for her to just up-sticks and beggar off anyway 229 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,600 with the baby, which you never know. 230 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:59,800 I mean, I don't know whether they're still actually seeing one another. 231 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,280 I don't even know that they ever were 232 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:06,200 beyond this one evening of Malibu-fuelled passion. 233 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,600 I know he was smitten with her before, but 234 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:14,080 I'm not so sure now and she doesn't seem bothered about 235 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,240 owt much at the minute, him included. 236 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,720 You're not telling me anything I don't know. 237 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,600 I have been there a week. 238 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:25,960 I know, I'm just...I'm struggling to make sense of it myself. 239 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,720 The more I think about it, worse it seems to get. 240 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:33,680 It's a mess, Celia. It's a right bloody mess. 241 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:37,120 Yeah, but you haven't to get stressed. 242 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,480 Oh...I'm all right. 243 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,640 I'm missing you. 244 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,120 I'm missing you. 245 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:48,840 CAR APPROACHES Oh, hey up. Madame Lazonga's back. 246 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,240 Who? Our little Caroline. 247 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,760 Hey, what do you think about Cordelia? 248 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:58,280 For a name. It's King Lear. There's three of them. 249 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:02,120 Daughters - Goneril, Regan and Cordelia. 250 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,560 I think of the three... 251 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:09,400 Goneril! Oh, y'just wouldn't, would you? 252 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,040 There's no wonder they wanted him dead. 253 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,280 Dozy old bugger. 254 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,960 Kate? 255 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,720 Are you all right? 256 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,880 How was King Lear? 257 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,160 It was very good, I was very proud of them. 258 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,160 Your mum's back. I saw the car. 259 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,160 She said to pop round. Not tonight. 260 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,600 Have you been crying? 261 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,320 Just feeling sorry for myself. 262 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,680 Why? 263 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,440 Not Lawrence. No. 264 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,240 John? No! 265 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,080 My mother? No. 266 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,920 What then? 267 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,240 Do you want to tell me about it in bed? 268 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,560 Have you been eating peanuts? 269 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,240 Popcorn at the interval... That'd do it. 270 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,400 ..but I've drunk a whole glass of wine since then! 271 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,680 That'd wash off any... Not necessarily. Get the... 272 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,720 Where's your handbag? In there. 273 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,760 Do you want me to do it? Do you want to do it? 274 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,400 No, you. 275 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,480 SHE WHEEZES AND COUGHS 276 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,400 Here, just right there. 277 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:09,760 You're going to be fine. I'm going to be fine. 278 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,280 SHE CONTINUES TO COUGH 279 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,720 Ambulance. 280 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,040 Caroline Elliot, 46 Conway Drive, 281 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,520 Harrogate, HG3 2MC. 282 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,280 I've got someone with anaphylaxia. 283 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,800 Thank you. 284 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,840 Four minutes. God, I'm sorry. 285 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,160 I'm fine. 286 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,680 Stupid thing to do! 287 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,200 I don't think I need an ambulance. 288 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,720 It's on its way, it's coming. 289 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,000 Y'have to massage it after you've injected. 290 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,280 Let me. 291 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,000 What were you upset about? 292 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,360 Just. 293 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,120 Babies. 294 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,880 Kate's just had, erm... 295 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,280 I wasn't, uh... 296 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:09,840 We weren't... 297 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,440 You want to get yourself to bed, 298 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,440 you've got school tomorrow. 299 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,560 I might sleep down here tonight. 300 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,560 Why? 301 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,440 Just... that camp bed's not right comfy. 302 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,600 We should get you a double bed. 303 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,880 Would a double bed fit in that room? With a cot. 304 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,240 When we get the cot. 305 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,640 I'm fine sleeping down here. 306 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,720 What about when little doo-dah needs feeding during the night? 307 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,560 You can't leave it all to Ellie. 308 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,640 I'll hear her, I'll help her. 309 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,280 You mightn't. 310 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,240 I just, don't want to crowd her. 311 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,920 Who? 312 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,120 Ellie. 313 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,880 We need another bedroom. 314 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,440 I'll get you that other duvet... 315 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,040 out of the airing cupboard. 316 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,080 Hospital? 317 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,200 She'll be fine, it happens. 318 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,960 I've given her the morning off work, anyway. 319 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,040 Oh, hell, steady on. You don't want to be spoiling her. 320 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,040 Are you just here to dazzle us all with your sparkling wit 321 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,160 or do you want something? 322 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,560 I haven't see you for a week! 323 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,840 Have I changed? 324 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,160 No, you're just as gorgeous. 325 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,640 Mm. So are you. 326 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,440 She said something droll yesterday, did Kate. 327 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,360 Oh, what. We were discussing babies' names, you know, 328 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:06,320 for little Fanny Alice and...she talked like... 329 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:10,400 ..you were thinking of having one. You and her. I said "How?" 330 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,160 Oh, she, we...it's, it's not... 331 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,120 Where's my laptop? And my papers? Sorry? 332 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,960 They were on the coffee table in the sitting room. They were right there in front of me. 333 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,800 Have you been buggering around in there? It wasn't him, it was me. I've confiscated them. 334 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,440 Where are they? I'm not telling you. Where ARE they? 335 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,800 Why don't you talk to me about Alison Waterhouse? 336 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,920 Who? "A flaccid, overripe fruit of a woman." 337 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,960 I was experimenting with... language, similes. 338 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,360 It's a metaphor. 339 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,400 It's a lazy metaphor, I mean, what sort of fruit are we talking about? 340 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,880 A banana? A tangerine? 341 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,600 You know, people always think you've based characters on them 342 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,080 and you haven't. 343 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,440 And can we leave Alison's "dusky Negress" right out of it? 344 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,600 Or Matthew Waterhouse will be getting his withering, shrivelling, 345 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,520 starved-of-light, pink little bollocks chopped right off. 346 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,680 Right. Fine. 347 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,280 Is that what he's put? 348 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,800 Adjustments will be made. Can I have it back? 349 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,640 No. You can whistle. Caroline! 350 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:05,280 And what about Lizzie Cunningham? Hmm? 351 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,800 "A latter-day Bathsheba Everdene" no less, 352 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,080 who owns her own sheep farm 353 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,600 and has more suitors than she knows what to do with. 354 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,040 Who does that remind us of? 355 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,520 "A sullen, sinewy 40-something woman 356 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:19,120 "with the purposeful frame and carriage of a 16-year-old boy". 357 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,480 Ooh, la-la! So... 358 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,440 Mummy isn't the only gay in the village. 359 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,200 I'm sorry, I am sorry, I'm going to have to ring Gillian... 360 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,800 You are not going to ring Gillian. 361 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,800 I am. I'm going to have to ring Gillian. 362 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,360 You are not ringing Gillian! 363 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:37,320 Right! Ring bloody sodding Gillian then! 364 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,520 Do you mind not using language like that in front of my mother? 365 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:42,960 Give it me back. 366 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,280 CAROLINE!?! 367 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,720 What's he put about me? 368 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,520 It's not you... 369 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:53,320 The basic upshot is two people in their 70s, in love, 370 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,240 who get together after... ooh, 60 years? 371 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,080 But it's not about you, and then their respective daughters - 372 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,000 Alison, the flaccid, overripe fruit, who just happens to be 373 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:05,480 the headmistress of a very marvellous public school, 374 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:09,480 and Lizzie, with the body of a 16-year-old boy, and a sheep farm. 375 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,120 I want to read it. 376 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,440 I've not written the bloody thing yet! 377 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,960 No, and I don't think you should if you're going to be rude about people. 378 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,520 Why were you even reading it anyway? 379 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,680 Cos you shouldn't leave things chucking about. 380 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,720 If this is damaged, you're paying for a new one. 381 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,160 Oh, that's happening. 382 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,880 Why is he even here? 383 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,080 Because he's got nowhere else to go. 384 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:35,600 He reckons to be looking for a flat to rent near the university 385 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,080 till I can buy him out here, and then he can buy somewhere. 386 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,720 I don't know. 387 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,000 Have you made any decisions yet? 388 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,680 It's all up in the air, I'm afraid, love. 389 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,800 Go brush your teeth. 390 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,280 You know, Kate's up for it. 391 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:03,360 She's serious, she's had her house valued, she's got it on the market. 392 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,440 OK. But she, erm... 393 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,720 OK. So, the thing is... 394 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:14,040 It's true. She does want a baby. 395 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,840 If she makes this commitment to me, to me buying the house, 396 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,840 she wants us to... 397 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,000 How? 398 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,160 Oh, don't worry about that. But the thing is... 399 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,680 Would you really want to go through all that again? 400 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:28,920 No. It's unlikely that she'll ever get pregnant. 401 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,640 She was pregnant four times when she was married to Richard, 402 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,160 but she never got beyond the first 12 weeks. 403 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,240 She's 42, I've been on the internet, 404 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,240 the chances of her getting pregnant are minute. 405 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,000 And I think she'd be better concentrating on her career, 406 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,120 she's very clever, but, the thing is... 407 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,280 Sorry, you don't want to hear this. 408 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,880 Oh, go on. It's her birthday this coming weekend, 409 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,840 so I'm going to take her...somewhere nice, 410 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,200 it's a little hotel I've found, and I've booked it, and I'm going to... 411 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,120 to try and talk her out of it. For her sake! 412 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,360 She'll only end up tearful and disappointed when it doesn't happen. 413 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,680 I wondered if you'd keep an eye on the boys? 414 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,120 You and Alan. 415 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,920 There's no point asking John, he'll just get Judith round again 416 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,520 and trash the place. Yeah, of course we will, love. 417 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,120 Thank you. 418 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,640 CAROLINE SIGHS WITH RELIEF 419 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,080 What are your plans today? 420 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:24,160 Oh, we're going looking at a bungalow! Over at Ripponden. 421 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,000 You needn't look so worried, we're only looking. 422 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,440 Good morning. Mrs Buttershaw? 423 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,520 How do you do. You have picked a super day. 424 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,200 It's a smashing view. 425 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,280 Well, it's all in with the price. 426 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,400 And this is my husband. And that's the baby. 427 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,800 We've not been married a week, and look. 428 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:03,000 You can't hang about, y'see, not when you get to our age. 429 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,400 Right. 430 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:08,760 He's pulling your leg, love. We're actually the great grandparents. 431 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,520 I know! And me only 36. Have you remembered the keys? 432 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,440 Yeah. 433 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,160 Boo! Boo! Yes! 434 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,120 Do you like it? 435 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,360 What do you reckon? Oh, it's beautiful. 436 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,640 And we can afford it. Between us. 437 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,880 In theory. 438 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,880 I know. 439 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,040 It wouldn't need a lot doing. Maybe a new bathroom, 440 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,560 but other than that. That kitchen's beautiful. 441 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:43,520 We need to win t'lottery, then we'd have enough for everybody. 442 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,160 Are we kidding ourselves? 443 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,960 I think so, don't you? 444 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,200 Way things are at the moment. 445 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,960 It's her mother and father that ought to be forking out for stuff, 446 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,600 not you and Gillian. 447 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,720 You're giving her and the baby a roof over their heads, 448 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,520 least they can do is put their hands in their pockets. 449 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,240 Aye, but we can't make 'em, can we? 450 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:14,320 You know your little house, up Barkisland. Yeah. 451 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,400 Have y'ever thought of getting it valued, 452 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,120 and then asking Darren and Kimberley if they'd like to buy it? 453 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,400 Then you'd not be turfing them out. 454 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,920 No. No, I hadn't thought of that. 455 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,280 Is it something you'd consider? 456 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,400 In theory. In practice I doubt it's something they could afford to do. 457 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:32,640 Well, you don't know. 458 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:38,080 They might have parents that'd like to try to help them along. 459 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,680 I can ask. But what'd be t'point? 460 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,680 If you're thinking of investing more money in Caroline's house? 461 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:50,000 You realise the alternative is you and me forever flitting 462 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,160 between Harrogate and Halifax. 463 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,880 Wouldn't it be nice to have somewhere of our own? 464 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,720 Well, it would, but... 465 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:02,000 I think you should tell Darren and Kimberley that 466 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,880 your circumstances've changed, and you need the capital 467 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,200 out of that house, whether they can afford to buy it or not. 468 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,400 Do you? 469 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,520 What's so funny? 470 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,560 You like home truths, don't you? 471 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,160 Now and again. You like to call a spade a spade. 472 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,280 Yes, I do. 473 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,240 And here's some more... 474 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,840 I know you think Raff should stop on at school, 475 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,080 and I do understand why. 476 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:31,360 But the fact is, he's muckied his ticket. 477 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,040 And if you don't let him take responsibility for it, 478 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,600 he'll never grow up. 479 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,400 Is that right? You know it is. 480 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,000 Do you know what I think? 481 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,400 Fire away. 482 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:44,560 I think you ought to tell Caroline to paddle her own canoe, 483 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,960 and cut her coat according to her cloth. 484 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,960 Nobody needs a house that big. 485 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,920 There's only four of 'em, 486 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,080 and William'll be off to university at the end of the summer. 487 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,840 He'll be back in the holidays. Oh come on, Celia! 488 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:01,080 Her and Kate between 'em, they must earn a six figure salary. 489 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,840 Well, I've no idea. 490 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:06,160 Easily. Caroline probably earns that on her own. 491 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,200 Why should she expect money from you as well? 492 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,600 Caroline was very good to me after Kenneth died. 493 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,400 I'm sure she were, but now, 494 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:19,200 eight years on, your circumstances have changed. 495 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,840 She should sell that house 496 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:25,160 and find somewhere just as lovely only happen a bit smaller. 497 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,440 You do realise if you keep taking that baby out so much, 498 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,480 it's going to get very confused about who its mother is. 499 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,280 I'm serious! 500 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,200 What time will Gillian be home? 501 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,400 She's on t'late shift down at Greenhough's. 502 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,200 They close at eight, she's generally back by 20 past. 503 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,840 Is there anything I can be doing? 504 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,000 No, you're all right love. 505 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,480 It had a grand big sitting room. 506 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,040 They're very sought-after properties them up there. 507 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,720 Are they? Oh, aye. It'd be a good investment, if nowt else. 508 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,840 It won't hang around, even wi' t'property market like it is. 509 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:18,480 I do like round here. I suppose it feels like coming home. 510 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,520 Well, it is, isn't it? 511 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,800 Nearly. Elland was our stomping ground. 512 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,400 What's Alan think? 513 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:29,240 Oh, he was just as taken with it as I was. 514 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,720 Are they all right now? Gillian and Alan? 515 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,600 Gillian and Alan? Yeah, I think so. 516 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,160 Cos you know she were really upset. 517 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,520 Oh, she was just bothered cos we got married without telling anyone. 518 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,040 No, I mean before. 519 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,880 That whole two weeks when you were over in Harrogate, 520 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,040 there were summat up. 521 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:53,000 Oh...something about Eileen. Her mother. 522 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,360 Something about being disappointed... 523 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,760 Oh, I know what it was. 524 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,840 Gillian had an abortion, apparently, when she was 15. 525 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:08,040 She had to leave school and, oh, it all got brought up again, 526 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,480 and it all seemed to be about that, 527 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,360 but don't say anything love. 528 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,960 I assume Raff doesn't know. 529 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000 And what upset Gillian 530 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,560 was Alan saying how disappointed her mother was. 531 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:26,040 That's all, it's all water under t'bridge now, so. 532 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,440 I spoke to Greg. 533 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,440 You spoke to him? How? 534 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,800 He rang this afternoon. Just before you got back from work. 535 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,920 He wants to pop over for my birthday. 536 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,000 Actually on your birthday? 537 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,400 Well... 538 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,560 OK, but what if I'd made plans for your birthday? 539 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,280 Have you? 540 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,080 You didn't, you didn't...what... You didn't talk to him about...? 541 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,240 I mentioned it. Mentioned it how? 542 00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,240 Well, I explained. What we've discussed, and he said... 543 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,520 yeah, that he'd be more than happy to help out. 544 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,840 We've not made any, you know, plans. 545 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,560 Obviously. I said, obviously, you'd want to meet him first. 546 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,920 I've booked a hotel for a couple of nights. 547 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,840 Caroline. 548 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,480 Do you want me to cancel it? 549 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,920 No, oh, no... 550 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,560 but I want you to meet him. Soon. 551 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,320 Where is it? The hotel. You're not suggesting...? 552 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,440 He could just meet us for a drink. I'm not suggesting that we do the... 553 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,160 No, I'm just suggesting that you meet him. Get to know him. 554 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,800 I don't need to get to know him. You need to meet him. 555 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,440 It's a bad idea. No. It's not. It's... 556 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:53,800 Fine, ask him for a drink. Maybe it's better that we meet him there, 557 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,880 rather than here. What's the matter? What's the matter is that 558 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,880 you're going to get pregnant, possibly, with someone else, which 559 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,160 is fine in so far as you can't get pregnant with me, 560 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,800 but beyond that... It's...less fine. 561 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,720 There are things that I haven't... 562 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,640 processed, yet. 563 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,520 I assume I don't need to spell them out. 564 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,720 It is the most likely way for it to work. 565 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:24,640 You do know that whatever way, it's kind of unlikely, don't you? 566 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:29,680 I know the odds aren't great. Yes. I want to try though, Caroline. 567 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,920 And I'm terrified of leaving it any longer. 568 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,360 What if it doesn't happen? 569 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,440 I'll deal with it. You'll get upset. Well... 570 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,160 It's better to try and fail again 571 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,920 before I give up for good, though, isn't it? 572 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,160 You've got a fantastic career. 573 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,280 You'll be the next head of languages - you will, no contest - 574 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:52,400 you could be a deputy head in a few very short years. 575 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,120 You've got what it takes, Kate. 576 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,200 I want to be somebody's mum. 577 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,760 Do you think we should get married? 578 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,080 Don't be daft. 579 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,760 Hiya! Casserole for y'all in the oven. 580 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,160 Are you not stopping? 581 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,880 No, I'm... I've got stuff to do at home. 582 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,120 What's up? 583 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,160 Did you have an abortion when you were 15? 584 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:11,920 Was it mine? 585 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:14,880 Yeah. 586 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,000 Who's...? How's...? 587 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,440 Celia. 588 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,600 Celia? Just...chatting. Just asked her why you and Alan fell out 589 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,480 when he stayed over in Harrogate. 590 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,640 You haven't to think, there was, I never... 591 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,040 Why did you never tell me? 592 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,520 I was 15. 593 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,280 I'd forgotten. 594 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,000 It'd have been 30-odd now. 595 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,640 31. 596 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:45,000 I could never have had it. There were no point telling you. 597 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,240 No. 598 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,520 I'm sorry. No, I'm just... 599 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,560 I just never knew. I'd been a dad. 600 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,600 You weren't. 601 00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:00,040 And then... you went off with our Eddie. 602 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,960 I'm not being funny, but I'm off home. 603 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,960 Right. And are you coming back? 604 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,920 Not tonight. Will you ring me? 605 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,360 Are you dumping me? 606 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,680 I just don't want to be here. For a bit. 607 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,920 So, how is this "not being funny"? Then. 608 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,640 If you're "just going home"? Are you feeling sorry for yourself? 609 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,680 Cos I was the one that had to leave school, 610 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:29,480 I was the one that never got a crack at their A levels. 611 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,240 And I could've done, I wasn't thick. 612 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,920 I never told you, but I never inflicted anything on you either. 613 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,760 I'm going home. 614 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,160 Right. 615 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,440 (What a bitch.) 616 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,360 DOOR SLAMS AND POTS CLATTER 617 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,880 Is that you, love? 618 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,760 Yeah. 619 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,960 Yeah. 620 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,840 Yeah, it's me. I fell asleep. 621 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,280 So did I. 622 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,360 Supper's ready. Where's Ellie? 623 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,040 Do you want to give her a shout? 624 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,280 Robbie's gone. Has he? 625 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,760 Shall I set the table, love? 626 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,160 He's cooked everybody's tea, and now he's gone. 627 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,120 I didn't know he was here. 628 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,480 You did. 629 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,880 Did I? 630 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,440 Oh, he's been asleep. 631 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,680 He's gone, and he's not in a very good mood. 632 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,920 Has somebody said something to him? 633 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,720 What about? 634 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,360 Me. How do you mean? Oh. What? 635 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:50,760 Celia told Robbie that I had an abortion when I was 15. 636 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,400 Well, the thing is, 637 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,800 he asked me why you and your dad'd fallen out, so... 638 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,920 It was his. Whose? 639 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,640 Robbie's. Robbie...? 640 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,680 So, and he never knew and now he does. 641 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:09,400 So, he's gone. Robbie? 642 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,520 I used to see him before I started seeing Eddie. 643 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,240 Well, I...I didn't know that. 644 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,840 Why were you telling him stuff about me anyway? 645 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,920 Hey, just...let's just calm down. 646 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,360 I'd no idea. 647 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,480 Yeah. But what you do know, Celia, what you must know, 648 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:33,280 is that at the best of times that is a pretty indiscreet thing 649 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,920 to be saying about somebody to people. 650 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,960 She didn't know. I mean, I didn't know. 651 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,760 Yeah, but you get the bigger point? 652 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,600 She says she doesn't want any tea, she says she's not hungry. 653 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,160 I'm sorry. I am sorry, Gillian. 654 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,720 Well, he's gone anyway. 655 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,680 You know what? 656 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:53,200 I mean, that is...you're... 657 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,800 It's poisonous. Saying something like that. 658 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,840 I mean, you don't even know us. You don't know me. 659 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,680 To say something like that to somebody 660 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:08,960 when you've got no idea of the consequences... 661 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,200 Gillian. 662 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:11,520 What's going on? 663 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,560 Perhaps you'd like to tell our Raff as well, Celia? 664 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,840 Tell me what? 665 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,200 Look. I've said I'm sorry. If I'd known I'd not have... 666 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,320 I had an abortion when I was 15. Didn't I, Celia? 667 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,520 Do you want to go up and tell Ellie as well? 668 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,160 Who did? You did? 669 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,560 Yeah. 670 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,400 You did? Yeah. 671 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,400 It was Robbie's and he never knew. 672 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,440 But he does now, because Celia's just told him, 673 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,800 and now he's gone. 674 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,480 Robbie? Not me dad? 675 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,480 Ellie needs to eat. 676 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,840 She can't not eat, it's only been a week since she gave birth. 677 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,320 Now, go upstairs and tell her to come down here. Now. Go on. 678 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,480 Look, I'm wondering if it was better if I went home to Harrogate. 679 00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,440 No, it's fine. Look, Celia made a mistake. 680 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,680 She's apologised. 681 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:04,000 Oh, that's all right then. 682 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,880 Look, I think I will, I'm popping upstairs to get my things. 683 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,560 What if I went and talked to Robbie? No. 684 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,560 Were he cross? Quiet. 685 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,040 Well, then why don't I just pop down to his house and... 686 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,680 No. I've said. You leave it. I'm going. 687 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,080 Well, if Celia's going back to Harrogate, I'll be going with her. 688 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,360 You know...I don't recognise you any more. 689 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:30,880 Going looking at dozy big bungalows that you know you can't afford... 690 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,240 Go get your things. 691 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,040 Chucking your money away on flash cars that eat petrol and 692 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,680 bugger up the environment. Not wanting anybody there 693 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:41,720 when you get wed. Me, Raff, your mates. Why? Eh? Why? 694 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,560 That is so not you. 695 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:49,000 And, you know, I have to be frank... 696 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,560 Dad, I don't like it. 697 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,360 I'm aware of that... 698 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,080 I'm increasingly aware of it. 699 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,320 Shall I tell you something? I have spent my life watching you 700 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,560 go after unsuitable beggars one after other! 701 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,280 You know what me and your mother always used to say? 702 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,040 Don't say stuff about my mum. 703 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,120 "Oh, aye, our Gillian, she always used to pick 'em." 704 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,120 Like it were funny. 705 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,000 But it weren't. 706 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,320 And have I ever fallen out with you about it? 707 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,680 Ever? All bloody stupid stuff you did. 708 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:26,080 All the bloody dozy stuff Eddie did. No. 709 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,680 I were here all the time, whenever you needed me. 710 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,360 You know what I'm talking about. So, don't you dare... 711 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,920 She's a shit-stirrer! DON'T YOU DARE 712 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,480 say ANYTHING about Celia to me. 713 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:02,160 "Poisonous." I could've been in tears. 714 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,240 Do you want me to get involved? Do you want me to ring her? 715 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,600 No. I'm off! Oh, hello, Celia. 716 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:11,200 Hello, love. See you there. 717 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,880 Yeah. 718 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,240 OK, bye. 719 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,880 Is Alan all right? Is he here? 720 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,160 We drove back last night. Did you not hear us? 721 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:26,400 How is he? I think he's had enough of her. 722 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,000 I think, between you and me, 723 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:31,240 it sounds like she's been a bit of a bloody nuisance all her life. 724 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,240 Never at school. 725 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,520 This is after she went back, after the abortion. 726 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,000 Always over in Manchester at night. 727 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:44,320 Pink hair, green eyebrows, studs everywhere. 728 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,080 Course this was when she started bothering with him. 729 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,520 Eddie. 730 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,040 Bloody Eddie. 731 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,200 Then a few other little incidents - shoplifting, joyriding. 732 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,720 It was all him. 733 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,120 But she were just daft enough to go along with it. 734 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:07,000 And who was it used to have to go doing all the apologising, 735 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:11,680 making amends and pointing out that she wasn't from a bad home, 736 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:15,240 she'd had a perfectly good upbringing, thank you... 737 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,080 ..and we were just as upset and bemused 738 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,280 by t'way she carried on as anyone else. 739 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,880 Well... 740 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:27,000 I'm sorry you've had it all to put up with. 741 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,480 Aye, well... 742 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,320 Makes you wonder why you bother. 743 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,160 Well, that can't be any good for him. Not with his condition. 744 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,720 He's fine, he says. 745 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,880 He says as long as he's with me, nothing else matters. 746 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,480 I might ring her. 747 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,440 Oh, I wouldn't. You know she doesn't like you. 748 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,920 You shouldn't say things like that. 749 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,400 She's right jealous of you. 750 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,160 Oh, I don't...I've never... 751 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,200 You don't see it. 752 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,680 Right, well, OK. I'll keep out of it then. 753 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:01,960 Mum! 754 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,320 Morning. 755 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,360 Phone! 756 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:06,840 Who is it? 757 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,120 It's for you. 758 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,120 SHEEP BLEAT 759 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,880 Who? 760 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,200 Have you seen Ellie? 761 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:25,480 Bit early for Ellie, isn't it? Who is it? 762 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,720 She's not upstairs. She's not downstairs. 763 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,280 Her stuff's gone. 764 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,840 Well, she can't have just...? 765 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,600 I've rung her number. There's no answer. 766 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,560 Well, when did she? I were up at six o' clock. No idea. 767 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:39,640 Have you rung her mother's number? No. 768 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,880 Right. I will. 769 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,840 Not that I imagine it'll do me any good. 770 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,120 What're we going to with...? 771 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,960 I'm on a shift at Greenhough's this aft. 772 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,520 Well, I'm going to have to stop at home then. 773 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,800 No. That's...no. You're going to school. 774 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:59,200 But you've fallen out wi' me grandad again, haven't you, so...? 775 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,640 We'll manage. Won't we. 776 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:06,360 Eh? How? Little Flossie. 777 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,640 How will you manage? 778 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,360 I'll manage. You're going to school. 779 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,640 Hello? Gillian. It's Caroline. 780 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,240 Go get ready, pack your bag. 781 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,680 (I mean it...) 782 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,480 Hello? 783 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,840 It's Caroline. 784 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:23,960 Caroline. 785 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,000 Sorry, are you busy, is this a bad time? 786 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,200 What do you want? If it's a bad time I'll ring later. 787 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:34,040 We've a lot on, it's best to just spit it out. 788 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,040 OK. Well, look... 789 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:41,080 ..obviously, I don't know everything that's been said, but... 790 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:45,040 ..my Mum came round this morning, and, um... 791 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,600 ..well, she was upset. 792 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,680 Was she. 793 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:51,920 (Why?) Shh. 794 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:55,040 I think she knows she's put her foot in it, Gillian. 795 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,280 Yeah. Large style, big time. 796 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,840 The thing is... 797 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,760 she delves. I've lived with it all my life, 798 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,480 and I know that's possibly of no comfort or... 799 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,840 I, on the other hand, haven't, and I don't intend to start now. 800 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,720 OK, but can I just say that 801 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,200 she is very sorry and she is very upset. 802 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,800 Gillian? 803 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,040 How's the baby? It's... 804 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,320 It's a baby. 805 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,960 Yeah, well... 806 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,760 Babies are, aren't they? 807 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,320 I don't know what the hell I'm doing. 808 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,840 I don't know whether I'm coming or going, Caroline. 809 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,440 I don't know which way's up. 810 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:49,280 You're tired. I can hear it in your voice. 811 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,240 I'm sorry I had a go at your mother, 812 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,640 but, conversely, on the other hand, 813 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,560 I'm sorry she put me in a position where I had to. 814 00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,440 I know, I know. I do know, Gillian. 815 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,720 I don't suppose there's anything I can do? 816 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,120 Make excuses for me. 817 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,640 Tell her I'm mental. 818 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,160 Hormonal. Round the bloody bend. 819 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,840 Will everything be all right? With Robbie? 820 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,280 (Which one's Robbie?) 821 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,520 (Shh) I dunno... (Policeman.) 822 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,520 ..he's not rung me. And I've not rung him. So... 823 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,000 But, you know. 824 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,400 I've got to go, Caroline. 825 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,120 I've a thousand and million-one things to do. 826 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,160 Is me dad all right? 827 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,360 Yeah! Yeah. I will keep an eye on him. 828 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,560 I appreciate you ringing. 829 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,880 Call me. Any time. 830 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,160 Thanks. 831 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,600 Bye. Bye. Bye. 832 00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:00,960 That...was your Auntie Caroline. 833 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,680 But right now... 834 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,200 ..it's just you and me, kid. 835 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:32,760 That's terrific. Well, I'll start the ball rolling, then. 836 00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:41,840 And I'm pleased for you, both of you. 837 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:46,040 It's a big thing, yeah, it's a step forward. 838 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,920 (Who you talking to?) 839 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,200 OK, love. OK, will do. 840 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,320 Ta-ta. 841 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,320 It's Kimberley. 842 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,280 Darren's got his hours back at the garage, 843 00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,680 and she's spoken to her mum and, 844 00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:02,000 subject to us agreeing a price, they would like to try 845 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,800 and raise a mortgage and buy it. 846 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,440 Oh! 847 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,880 Are you absolutely sure it's what you want to do? 848 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,760 Yeah, I think so, yeah. 849 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:17,760 I'm not forcing you, I'm not leaning on you, I'm not manipulating you. 850 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,360 You can manipulate me any time you like. 851 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,160 What about Gillian? 852 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,480 Bugger Gillian. What about her? 853 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,880 I don't like all this bad feeling. 854 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:32,800 I need to ring an estate agent and get an idea of a fair price. 855 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,520 And it was my fault. 856 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:38,160 You apologised. I offered to go see Robbie. Forget her. 857 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,200 I think I might break it to Caroline that I'm putting my money 858 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:46,560 elsewhere after they come back from their mucky weekend. 859 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,120 What mucky weekend? 860 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,800 Oh, that reminds me. 861 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,760 They're going off on a mucky weekend. 862 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,640 I'm taking Kate to a nice little hotel for the weekend, next weekend, 863 00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:59,360 just for her birthday. 864 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,720 It's Kate's birthday, 865 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,760 so she's taking her somewhere posh for a mucky weekend. 866 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,400 Granny will be here. Granny and Alan. 867 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,120 Right. 868 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,240 Right. 869 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,040 And William, but he'll be working, so... 870 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:15,760 We're baby-sitting the boys. I did tell you. 871 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,360 OK? 872 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,600 Whatever. 873 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,120 Not that they need baby-sitting at their age. 874 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,240 I mustn't have been listening. 875 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,720 Men don't. 876 00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:25,960 Right, Mrs Buttershaw. 877 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,120 I need to do one or two more sums, so we can weigh up 878 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,560 what sort of offer we'd be in a position to make. Hmm? 879 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,640 Then I might take you out for lunch. 880 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,120 Oh. 881 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,840 Why don't you and Miss Mackenzie drive to school together? 882 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,080 Because we don't always finish work at the same time. 883 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,600 Please call her Kate. 884 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,040 Everyone knows, you know. 885 00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,120 And you need to stop kidding yourself. 886 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,000 cos you just look like a hypocrite. 887 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,240 Which is not a cool message to be sending out to the 888 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,320 two-point-seven percent of kids in this school who will one day 889 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,720 turn out to be muff-munching, shirt-lifters. 890 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,600 I'll see you later. 891 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:28,320 She's taking Mackenzie off on a dirty weekend next weekend. 892 00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,920 My Granny's looking after us. 893 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,760 Do you want to come round and watch Reservoir Dogs and get pissed 894 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,240 and trash the place? Yeah. 895 00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:09,720 Hello. 896 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,920 Hi. 897 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,880 So... 898 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,680 Thanks for coming. No problem. 899 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,880 Tea? 900 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,640 So, where's Ellie gone? Do we know? 901 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,400 I rang her mum and she said she had no idea, 902 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,880 but then Harry phoned a bit later and said she was there. 903 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,160 At her mother's. Silly bitch. 904 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,720 Are you all right? 905 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:53,880 Well... 906 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,760 everyone's fallen out with me, again, so... 907 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:06,200 I'm kind of up shit creek without a paddle, again... 908 00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:08,240 ..so, God, I don't know... 909 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:13,520 It's a bit mad, isn't it? 910 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,960 You and me. 911 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,760 Well, I don't know. It's not very much madder than 912 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,680 almost everything else that's happened. 913 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,240 I'm wondering if you're right. 914 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,080 About Robbie. 915 00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,400 Me and Robbie. 916 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,040 Really? 917 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,560 It's not just. It's... 918 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:42,920 SHE SIGHS 919 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,480 I did this thing once. 920 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,080 I've never told anyone. 921 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,040 Except me dad knows. 922 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:55,200 What thing? 923 00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,680 It was when Eddie died. 924 00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,120 To us. 925 00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:11,320 I could get used to this, given another five minutes. 926 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,480 I think I already have. 927 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,200 To the manor born. 928 00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,480 The good life. 929 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,360 Till death do us part. 930 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,360 I love you. 931 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:27,720 I love you. 932 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,320 I'm still feeling guilty. 933 00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,200 So, don't. 934 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:36,400 I didn't even know she knew Robbie then. 935 00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,720 Let it go. 936 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,840 I can't come between you and her. 937 00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,440 It's, I'd...I can't do that. 938 00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:46,720 I want to tell you summat. 939 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,280 I nearly did once before but... 940 00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,960 I couldn't, so I told you only half a tale. 941 00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,960 It were when Eddie died. 942 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,480 I should've called an ambulance. 943 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:09,520 And I didn't. 944 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,480 And I'm telling you because... it's been a burden to me for years. 945 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,320 He'd smashed his head open 946 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,600 with the log splitter down in t'barn. 947 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:25,440 And when I met you that day in Skipton... 948 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:28,000 and I remembered how much I was in love with you. 949 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,000 I was so happy. 950 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,760 So properly happy. 951 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,560 Like I hadn't been for years. 952 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,520 With this... business weighing me down. 953 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:39,960 So, what happened? 954 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,720 He'd done it on purpose... 955 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:44,800 he wanted to die. 956 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,200 But when I found him, he wasn't dead. 957 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,720 And I should've called an ambulance, but I didn't. 958 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:59,480 I should've helped him and instead... 959 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,680 ..I just watched him die. 960 00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:06,920 I told you she didn't call an ambulance, 961 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,440 but it were worse than that. 962 00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:13,080 She'd finished him off... 963 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:15,800 ..with a block of wood. 964 00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:19,480 She killed him. 965 00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:22,720 She said... 966 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,720 ..she'd put him out of his misery. 967 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,800 There was nothing anybody could've done for him. 968 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,320 And I'm telling you this because... 969 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:45,600 I'd be nervous about getting in any deeper with Robbie, anyway. 970 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,200 Robbie knew. He tried to get her arrested, 971 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,680 but he couldn't prove owt. 972 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,760 He was very fond of Eddie. 973 00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,800 They were adopted, there was only ever the pair of 'em. 974 00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:06,720 Only person in the world who ever mattered to him, really, was Eddie. 975 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,280 And me. 976 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,480 And I let Eddie die. 977 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,240 So, how did you know? 978 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,440 Well, she told me. Soon as I got there. 979 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,880 I'm sorry I didn't tell you the truth before. 980 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,200 But I couldn't, I've never told anyone. 981 00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:36,200 I didn't tell Eileen. I couldn't have told Eileen. 982 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,120 So, we came up with this tale. 983 00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:42,360 I used to have nightmares after. 984 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:45,920 I still do. 985 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,760 I sometimes wonder... 986 00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,240 If it weren't... 987 00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:57,760 ..even suicide. 988 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,680 Although that's what coroner said. 989 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:09,840 The point is I've done enough for her over the years - 990 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:13,480 apologising, covering stuff up and now I'm happy... 991 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,280 ..like I never imagined I would be 992 00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,080 or deserved to be ever again. 993 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:26,440 And now we're buying this bungalow 994 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,480 and I'm putting all that behind me. 995 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:29,920 I'm sorry. 996 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,280 Yep. 997 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,640 Blimey. 998 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:39,160 I am... 999 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:44,840 very fond of you. And...I do think we could... 1000 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,000 ..be good for each other. 1001 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:56,480 I'm going to look after the baby while you do your shift at Greenhough's. 1002 00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,280 You sure? 1003 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:00,600 Go to work. 1004 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,320 I can do babies. 1005 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:07,840 I'm very good with babies. 1006 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,240 BABY GURGLES 1007 00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,880 So, you're her are you? You're the whore. 1008 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,600 Greg! Kate. 1009 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,680 You're on the birth certificate as the father? Well, not yet. 1010 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,280 Oh, well, you want to sort that out. 1011 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,640 Celia, it's William. He's in Outpatients. 1012 00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,360 Outpatients? 1013 00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,120 You are unbelievable, you know that, don't you? 1014 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,560 Somebody with a good heart like you shouldn't have 1015 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,120 skeletons in their cupboard. 1016 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,720 I'm looking for John. Is he here? 1017 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,160 I want to have a child, I want to get on with it. 1018 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,880 Something's happened. I need you to tell him something. 1019 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,480 Bless you, you were one of life's treasures. 1020 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,520 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd