1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:04,080 I'm pregnant. Judith's pregnant. Is it yours? 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:05,640 Yes! She's not slept with anyone else. 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,200 Robbie's got this new girlfriend. 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,360 Hellooo! I'm Cheryl, how do you do? 5 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,200 She's moving in with him, apparently. Right. 6 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,960 Can I go and live with my dad? I don't think that's a good idea. 7 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,440 Have you not got a date sorted yet? It's her sister. 8 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,720 She can't decide if she wants her at t'wedding or not. 9 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,080 Alan Buttershaw! 10 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,720 He's gone and invited Ted. His brother. 11 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:25,360 Mum. Dad went out. Can you come and get me? 12 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,800 I've offered to organise the wedding for them. And I said you'd help me. 13 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:30,640 Lawrence! Where is Lawrence? 14 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,560 Don't tell me something you'll regret. 15 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,760 I murdered him - Eddy. 16 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,120 Caroline? 17 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:38,720 Caroline. 18 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,600 Caroline. Caroline. 19 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,640 I made you some tea. Caroline. 20 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,400 What time is it? Ten to seven. 21 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:56,960 Caroline... 22 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:01,120 Are you all right? 23 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,360 I told you things. 24 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,520 Are you angry? 25 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,120 Do you hate me? 26 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,480 Speak to me. 27 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,880 I need to know... 28 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,200 ..if you're going to go to the police. 29 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,520 Why did you tell me? 30 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,280 I don't know. 31 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,760 You told me what he did to you. 32 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,160 The other "humiliations". 33 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,080 Nobody should have to live like that. 34 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:49,320 And you never... ever told anyone else? 35 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:51,920 Ever? 36 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,600 Me dad...knows I... 37 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,640 ..smacked him round the head to finish him off. 38 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,280 But he thought he'd been trying to commit suicide. 39 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,840 Because that's what I told him, so... 40 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,440 He didn't know the things he did to me. 41 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,640 My dad didn't. 42 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,160 I think he... 43 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,800 ..knew I wasn't having much fun. 44 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,560 But.... 45 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,080 ..I never told anyone that before. 46 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,840 I... I couldn't. 47 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,880 If I hadn't done it to him, Caroline... 48 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,080 ..he'd have done it to me. 49 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,280 I think perhaps we should never mention it again. 50 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,080 I think perhaps we should pretend you never told me. 51 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:52,760 Right. 52 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,560 Did you sleep well? I didn't. 53 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:07,120 I couldn't, not with all this buzzing about in my head. 54 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,640 Could you eat a kipper, Alan? 55 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,920 No! I think I'm sufficiently sophonsified. Thank you. 56 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:19,720 Had you thought about... Well, not a hen-party, Celia - 57 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,640 I know that's not very you - but something the evening before? 58 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:24,840 Like? 59 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,880 Well, you can't spend the evening together, can you, beforehand? 60 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:31,080 Can't we? Why not? We did first time we got wed. 61 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,640 Well, it's not what you do. 62 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:36,400 Well...me and Alan don't always play by the rules, do we, Alan? 63 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,000 Not if we can help it. We like to think laterally. 64 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,480 Outside t'box. We're forever pushing the envelope. 65 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,600 So you'll be stopping in, then? Together? Do you fancy a stag night, Alan? 66 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:48,120 Like in a lap-dancing club, with strippers and so on? Yeah. 67 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,440 Do YOU? I could do. With the girls. 68 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:54,080 That what you had in mind, Muriel? It's not... No, I said... 69 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,960 Do they do lap-dancing with fellas? Probably. 70 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,320 Is that the same as polo dancing? No, it isn't. 71 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,360 Do you mean pole dancing? Ooh! How do you know? 72 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,040 No, that's not what I had in mind. 73 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,360 I don't think you'd... 'Ey, Google it. 74 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:16,600 A sleazy night in Amsterdam! What more could a woman ask for? 75 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:20,560 I did start off the conversation by saying... Making assumptions. 76 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,520 I don't mind going to Amsterdam for the art galleries if that's more... 77 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:29,680 Oh! Bugger the art galleries! They'll be full of them daubs 78 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,560 by that twerp who chopped his ear off. 79 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:36,640 This is my hen night we're talking about. What you thinking, Alan? 80 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,680 Personally, well, I've been there, fallen over, 81 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,160 got t'T-shirt, but if YOU fancy it... 82 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,240 Amsterdam? Have you? 83 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:47,480 Yeah. More than once. So you'd recommend it? Oh! 84 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,760 I wonder why you told me. 85 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,760 Did you think you'd feel better? 86 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,320 I don't know. 87 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,720 Do you? 88 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,360 Do you wish I hadn't told you? 89 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,680 I suppose you told me because you needed to. 90 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,920 You needed to tell someone. I'm just wondering why it was me. 91 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,320 Because... 92 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,080 ..you were here. 93 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,640 Because I was drunk. 94 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,520 (Do you want me to turn you in?) 95 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,680 Is that why you told me? No. 96 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,480 No. 97 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,600 I've buggered everything up, haven't I? 98 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,520 We could've been friends, and I... You had a lot to deal with. 99 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,720 You were trapped in a marriage with a man who... 100 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,480 We are friends. 101 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,280 You told me because you needed to. 102 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,120 I'm not going to turn you in. 103 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,240 I'm not going to turn you in, all right? 104 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,280 Are you sure? 105 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,080 Yeah. 106 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,560 Really? 107 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,120 (Yeah.) 108 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,800 Drive carefully! Yep, we will! 109 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:32,760 Like she cares. Do you fancy a stag night? 110 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,520 Text me to let me know you've got back safely! 111 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,640 Right-o! Like hell... 112 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:41,920 Well, I wouldn't mind going for a pint up Spring Rock with Harry 113 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,520 and 'appen our Raff. I could do a bit of something. 114 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,800 Me and Caroline and Gillian. 115 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:50,760 And I could even invite HER - Muriel. 116 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,360 A laugh an hour(!) 117 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,960 Ta-ta! 118 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,280 Bye! 119 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:59,400 Have you been to Amsterdam? Were you lying? 120 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,080 No, have you? 121 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,760 Are you sure you're fit to drive? 122 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,640 Not entirely. 123 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:21,680 What about you? 124 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,800 God knows. 125 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,240 Better get my telephone. 126 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:36,360 I'm sorry. It was difficult, I... Piss off. 127 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,880 Thanks for ringing. 128 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:45,080 Where did you find him? I didn't. He rang me. He was upset. 129 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,280 I asked him to ring you, to leave a message at least, 130 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,800 to say he was spending the night at my house, but he wouldn't. 131 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:54,520 And he wouldn't give me your number, and I couldn't get hold of Caroline. Neither could he. That's why... 132 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:56,840 Anyway... 133 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:00,480 I had to go out. Sure. It was difficult. 134 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,120 So, Caroline... 135 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:07,760 ..doesn't know...anything? 136 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:11,440 Well, I think she will when she finally picks up her messages. 137 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,480 He left several, I left one. 138 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,720 PHONE RINGS 139 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:22,280 Hello? 'Where's Lawrence?!' He's fine, he's fine. 140 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,160 He's absolutely fine, he's here. 141 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,520 He's playing on the Xbox. 'Well, what happened?' 142 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,800 Nothing happened, it was just a silly misunderstanding. 143 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,800 A storm in a teacup, that's all. 144 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,920 No problem, any time. 145 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:47,280 You're an idiot. I have one single evening to myself and I can't even trust you for that! 146 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,200 He's absolutely fine. 'God Almighty!' 147 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:53,320 Why weren't you answering YOUR phone? Because I lost it! Don't blame me! 148 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,720 'I want to speak to him.' He's playing on the Xbox. 149 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,600 Well, where did he sleep? 150 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,160 What happened? 151 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,960 At Kate's, he slept at Kate's house. Kate's?! 152 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,840 He...apparently...rang William 153 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:08,120 cos he couldn't get hold of anyone, and William suggested ringing her. 154 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,080 He had her number on his phone. 155 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,920 Er, William did. 156 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,320 She's just dropped him off, just now. 157 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:18,520 Right. Well, I'll be back in an hour. Less. 158 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,640 Is Kate still there? No. 159 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,520 Drive carefully. 160 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,480 Jerk. 161 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,480 Are you all right? Yup. 162 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,560 I'm going to go. 163 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,920 OK. 164 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,880 Look after yourself. And you. 165 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,440 Sorry, but... 166 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,960 ..can I just say... 167 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,840 ..I think you're right about you and Robbie. 168 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,400 I know. I really like him. 169 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,080 No, I meant... 170 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:53,520 You said it could never be a good idea, you and him. Don't you remember? 171 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:56,720 Last night? It was how the conversation - how it all started, why you told me. 172 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,000 Right, OK, yeah. 173 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:03,440 Move on. You're a nice person, you're a good mother, you work hard. 174 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,320 Something appalling happened, you dealt with it, but move on. 175 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:08,880 Yeah. 176 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,480 Promise me? If I'm keeping this secret, promise me, 177 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:15,160 because that would be one hell of a can of worms, you and him. Surely you can see that. 178 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,040 Yeah, course. Sorry, you're right. 179 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,760 I thought I'd make some lunch for him. 180 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,800 And you if you want some. 181 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,480 Are you all right? 182 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:05,800 He all right? 183 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,640 He's absolutely fine. 184 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:10,680 It's just soup and bread and cheese. 185 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,960 Shouldn't you be looking after Judith? 186 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,480 She won't get rid of it. 187 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,000 And I don't want to encourage her by pretending that I think 188 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,240 it's a good idea. 189 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,880 I mean, what kind of life would it have? 190 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,960 You'll be divorced soon, you could marry her. 191 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,560 Mm, well, that won't be happening. 192 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,680 It's sad... 193 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,560 to think of all the things we got wrong. 194 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,040 We often used to get a lot right as well. 195 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,480 I came to say thank you. 196 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,960 You didn't have to do that. 197 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,320 I left my phone in a hotel. 198 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:56,560 Gillian and I, we're organising the wedding, my mum's wedding, 199 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,440 so that's why I didn't answer it. 200 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,000 Is Lawrence all right? 201 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:04,320 Yeah, he's fine. 202 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,840 I've left him so I'd...better get back. 203 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,040 OK. 204 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,360 Can I come in? 205 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,320 I CAN say it on the doorstep. 206 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,840 All right... 207 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,200 No, come in. 208 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,920 Have you... 209 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,480 ..got a birthing partner? 210 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,200 My mum said she would. 211 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,920 If I needed someone. 212 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:43,160 What about Greg, what about him? 213 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,680 No. 214 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,560 He really never was part of the equation beyond... 215 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,520 Anyone else? No. 216 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:52,720 Sorry. 217 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,480 SHE SIGHS 218 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:02,880 I just had a really weird night with Gillian. She told me... 219 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,280 She told me what her husband used to do to her. 220 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,760 He committed suicide, but before that. 221 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,560 She never told anyone before, 222 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,880 she's never been able to talk about it before, but... 223 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,880 she told me things. 224 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,560 He raped her, he did things. Things you couldn't... 225 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,760 Humiliating things. 226 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,360 Jesus. 227 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,200 And this is a big bloke. 228 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,560 Not that it'd take a big bloke, she's tiny, Gillian. 229 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,000 He pinned her down, and she couldn't do anything 230 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,240 so she just took it, because she had to. 231 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,640 Why? I mean, why did he...? 232 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,440 It's control. 233 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,920 It's power. 234 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,720 Why do they ever? 235 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:56,320 He was a bully, he was a prick. He was just an inadequate prick. 236 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,280 I think she told me because we drank too much and 237 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,960 we were telling each other things, and the point is, 238 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,360 apart from the fact that it was a really weird evening, 239 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,800 the point is I realised that... 240 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:17,400 ..amidst all the disappointment and complexity 241 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:22,760 and mundanity and madness of the day-to-day, 242 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,520 we had something really nice that happened between us. 243 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,600 I know you've made up your mind about me 244 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,160 and I know I leave a lot to be desired sometimes 245 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,920 but I decided it was worth... 246 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:43,120 ..one more time asking... 247 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,400 ..saying I'm sorry for all the things I got wrong 248 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:51,640 and I will try, I would try harder. 249 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,680 No. 250 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,280 Thank you. 251 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,720 SHEEP BLEAT 252 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:40,440 So, the plan is I drive our car to Hebden. 253 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,320 No, we both drive our cars to Hebden. 254 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,520 We leave mine - ours - there. 255 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,360 Or his, one or t'other, and 256 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:51,320 drive back to Souby Bridge Wharf in the other one, whichever. 257 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:57,040 Then set off in t'narrow boat up through Luddenden and Mytholmroyd 258 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:01,080 to Hebden, spend the night in Hebden, go for a nice meal... 259 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,160 Piss-up. 260 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,720 Meal. Meal. 261 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:07,200 We'd have all our stuff on board ready, morning suits, 262 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:11,520 top hats, the ring, then drive straight to t'hotel 263 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,120 from Hebden in our car. 264 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:17,040 Or whichever car we've left in Hebden, 265 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:20,400 and be at the hotel bang on 10:00am. 266 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,600 So, that works. 267 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,120 You're not seriously going to spend a night in that...crate? 268 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:30,120 Hey, Celia. You won't recognise it in a few short weeks. 269 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,040 We're talking total refurbishment. Inside and out. 270 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,480 My imagination's not quite as fertile as yours. 271 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:40,480 Well, you'll have a nice evening with your Caroline and our Gillian 272 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,360 and your Muriel, won't you? 273 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,280 Yeah! We're going paintballing. 274 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,080 Seriously? Are you? 275 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,200 Can we come? 276 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,360 My only regret marrying Alan now 277 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:59,560 is that we didn't get that bungalow up Ripponden Bank. 278 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,080 There'll be others. 279 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:05,280 Do you think John would give me away? 280 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:07,920 John? 281 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,920 Well, who else can I ask? 282 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,440 Do you need giving away? 283 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,240 Well, it's traditional. 284 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,880 Mum, you don't like John. You've never liked him. 285 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:21,480 I'm surprised you're even thinking about inviting him. 286 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,280 You'll be inviting Judith next. 287 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,160 I bloody won't. 288 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,400 Well, Harry's doing a speech about Alan, 289 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,080 and traditionally, before that, 290 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:33,240 the father of the bride does one about the bride, 291 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,840 and, you see, for all his being a waste of space, 292 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:39,040 I thought that might be something John'd be quite good at, 293 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,640 making a speech. 294 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,560 Wouldn't you be worried he might say things 295 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,480 you'd rather people didn't hear? 296 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,800 Like what? 297 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,320 Well, there was that time you slapped him across the face 298 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,640 over at the farm. Oh, yeah. 299 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,240 I shan't tell them about that time you fell down that man-hole 300 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,000 in the snow when you'd been on the razzle. 301 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,320 It should've been better lit. 302 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,520 Then that time you nearly choked to death laughing 303 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,720 when he snapped all the tendons in his ankle 304 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,040 falling off that jetty in Porta Pollenca. 305 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,600 That was comical. 306 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,440 Or that time you drove t'wrong way round Bull Green roundabout 307 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,640 in Halifax when you came back from t'Continent. 308 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,000 That were quite exciting! 309 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,520 And then that Christmas when you let all his tyres down, 310 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,840 when you both got drunk together on barley wine 311 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,400 and he called you a rancid old bag. 312 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,720 Oh, I don't think he ever knew that was me. 313 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,160 CAROLINE LAUGHS 314 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,640 Oh! He did. 315 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,200 Or that time you got caught shagging that sheep. 316 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,080 Hey. It's not funny. 317 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,120 Our Gillian once caught a lad... 318 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,520 I know, she told me. 319 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:37,840 Funny thing was he kept coming back to see the same sheep. 320 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:43,200 Well, there was that fella in India married his dog. 321 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:47,080 Which, to be fair, I can see the advantages. 322 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,400 Eh? You wouldn't have a dog going, "Where you going?", 323 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,040 "You're not going dressed like that," 324 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,200 "Don't you dare bring any of your mates home again, 325 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,800 "not in that state." 326 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:58,640 Oh, bugger off, go live somewhere else if you don't like it. 327 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:03,760 You must miss her though, Edith. 328 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:09,720 Are you sure you want to get wed again? No, I'm just thinking. 329 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:13,560 It's probably part of my duties as your best man to make you stop 330 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:17,400 and think is this what you want? 331 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,160 What you really, really want? 332 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,360 You're going to get sacked if you carry on like that. 333 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,600 I'd have made a good Spice Girl, me. 334 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,960 Manly Spice. 335 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,440 Old Spice. 336 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,520 You're just jealous. Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. 337 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,480 Hey, what about your speech? 338 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,760 DOOR CLOSES 339 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,080 Dad? 340 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,440 Hello, love. 341 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,280 Have you remembered what day it is tomorrow? 342 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,120 Is it Sunday? 343 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,160 Yeah, it's...Mum's birthday. 344 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,360 Aye! So it is. Yes. 345 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,960 Yes. Yes, I did know that. 346 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,960 I thought we might take Calamity up to see her. 347 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,320 Yes. Yes, we should, she'd like that. 348 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,640 Shame that bungalow fell through. 349 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,000 What bungalow? 350 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,440 That one up Ripponden Bank. 351 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,600 That one you and Celia put the offer in on. 352 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,080 I thought you weren't right keen. 353 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,840 Me? 354 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:18,400 "Chucking money away on dozy big bungalows." 355 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,920 I was lashing out. 356 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,560 I didn't mean it. 357 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,760 Not if it was what you wanted. 358 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,200 I'm not entirely sure it was. 359 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,720 What do you mean? 360 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,520 It was my fault we didn't get it. 361 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,160 Sorry? 362 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,160 She doesn't know. 363 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,720 What do you mean? 364 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:42,440 Well, when Darren and Kimberley said they couldn't raise a mortgage, 365 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,440 I didn't have the heart to serve 'em notice to quit. 366 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:50,000 It looked like adding insult to injury, so 367 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,400 I never actually put the house on the open market. 368 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,760 No, I kept meaning to, but then them other folk came in 369 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,880 with that other offer on the bungalow, 370 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,840 and then it was too late. 371 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,480 We'll find somewhere, eventually. 372 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,640 Well, you won't. 373 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:12,560 Not till you actually do put yours on the open market. 374 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,840 Darren and Kimberley'll find somewhere else! 375 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,480 You'd give 'em fair warning. Yeah, I know, but it's just... 376 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,720 If I'd got me finger out and faced it, 377 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,920 we could've been sitting there now. 378 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,400 She fair had her heart set on it. 379 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:32,560 Trouble is, Dad, you're just too nice a fella. 380 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,160 What about you and Robbie, then? 381 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,560 Not worth talking about. 382 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,320 I'm going to go and look at Uncle Norman. 383 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,640 All right. 384 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,840 Now then, old lass, I've got summat to tell you. 385 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,280 I'm getting wed again. 386 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,200 I hope that's all right. 387 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,360 I hope you don't mind. 388 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,040 I think... 389 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:34,520 Well, we always said life was for living, didn't we? 390 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,440 And when you're gone... 391 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,480 I just... 392 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,640 I hope... 393 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,400 I know you were very young 394 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,680 when you didn't pass that letter on to me, Celia's letter. 395 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,160 And I'm flattered! 396 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,000 I'm flattered that you thought so much of me. 397 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,080 And I don't regret anything. 398 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:05,120 What'd be the point? I don't, anyway. 399 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,080 I just... 400 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:14,720 I hope you would be pleased for me. 401 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:19,800 I think...I need to know I have your blessing. 402 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,000 Is he tidy? 403 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,560 Yeah. 404 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,120 19. 405 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,160 Mad. Aye. 406 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,680 She was ten, me mother, when he died. 407 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,680 Course, she couldn't get to go and see him. 408 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,920 They'd managed to get him home 409 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,880 to a military hospital in Leicester, that's where he died. 410 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,480 Me granny went down, his mum, my mother's mum. 411 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,280 Sat by his bedside two days. 412 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:27,360 He'd had his spine shot out. 413 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,440 Couldn't feel anything apparently. 414 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,480 So... 415 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:38,040 Anyway, I promised me mum I'd keep him tidy. 416 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,280 I'll see you by the car. 417 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,280 Caroline! Sorry. 418 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,400 Kate's driven herself into hospital. 419 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,880 She's bleeding. 420 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,000 I didn't know if you'd want me to tell you or not... 421 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,640 Which hospital? You've got meetings, and most of them 422 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:09,560 we won't be able to reschedule now till after Christmas! 423 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,120 GENERAL CHATTER 424 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,200 It might be fine. 425 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,480 It doesn't always mean what you think it means. 426 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,440 No, I think... 427 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,560 I think if you're bleeding that's usually it. 428 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,120 Yes, but not always, and you're 20... 429 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,960 How many weeks? It'd be very unusual. 430 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,040 I've kept thinking... 431 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:54,280 for a few days that there wasn't as much movement. 432 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,000 Have you rung your mum? 433 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,080 I don't want to upset her. Till we know something definite. 434 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,680 Kate McKenzie? 435 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,600 Would you like to come through? 436 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,880 Do you want me to... 437 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,080 come in with you? 438 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,440 Will you? 439 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,920 There wasn't a lot of blood. 440 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,760 It was just... Sh. 441 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,520 It's fine. It's absolutely fine. 442 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,520 That's the head there. Can you see? 443 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,520 There's... That's the heart, beating. 444 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,920 I'll just take a few measurements while we're here, 445 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,720 but it all looks absolutely lovely in there. 446 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,080 It's just one of those things, it happens. 447 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:03,280 You did right to come in, but, yeah, you're both fine. 448 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,520 Thank you. 449 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,440 Can you see what sex it is? 450 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,640 Well...I can give you a clue. 451 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,640 It doesn't appear to have any testicles. 452 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,760 Oh, you mean...? 453 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,280 SHE MOUTHS 454 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,000 Sorry. Oh, that's... 455 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,000 No! When did this happen? 456 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,800 Day before yesterday. 457 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,080 Well, no, it must've happened last week, 458 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,800 but he Skyped just t'day before yesterday. 459 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,520 And it's all swollen, you see. All up here. 460 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,840 Black and blue and his knee's in plaster, 461 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,840 so there'd be a risk of deep vein thrombosis 462 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,240 apparently, so the doctors have just said "no". 463 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,960 And he's a big fella, isn't he, Alan? Yeah. 464 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,520 And he's nearly 80, so you can't take a risk at that age. 465 00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,400 Travel insurance people've been very good though. 466 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,880 He'll get his money back. 467 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,120 And he can travel over here in three or four months' time. 468 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,720 How did he break it? 469 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,640 How disappointing for you. 470 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:08,960 He fell over. 471 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,640 On his drive, in Auckland, just getting his car out. 472 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,680 What about the rest of the family? 473 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,200 Oh, they've all fallen by the wayside, one way and another. 474 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,520 It's getting enough time off work to make it worth their while. 475 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,080 You see, realistically, 476 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,360 there's no point in coming for less than three weeks. 477 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,320 Spending all that money and travelling all that way, and... 478 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:34,840 So, are any of them...? No, no. Doesn't look like it. 479 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,280 Can Angus come? 480 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,120 What about Kate? 481 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,680 What about Kate? 482 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,920 Well, she did offer to play The Arrival Of The Queen Of Sheba 483 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,480 for me to walk in to, 484 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:51,240 and they've got a lovely piano, and I don't know anyone else. 485 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,240 Oh, I see. 486 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,160 Can you ask her? 487 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,600 Well... 488 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,560 Can you? I can give you her number. 489 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,720 DOOR CLOSES 490 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,400 Ooh! That'll be him! 491 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,080 SHE GASPS 492 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,000 I've brought you my washing. 493 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,360 Roxy? 494 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,280 She's reading politics, philosophy and economics. She's from Liverpool. 495 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,680 She's at Balliol. Does she know you're a poof? 496 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,800 Oh, yes. 497 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,320 I've been meaning to break this to you gently for some time, 498 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,320 and I know you'll be disappointed, but I'm not gay. 499 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,600 Are we going to meet her? 500 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,360 I was hoping I could ask her to the wedding. 501 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,960 Smashing! Course you can! Does she look like the back end of a bus? Is she blind? 502 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,600 You're so predictable. Aren't you? 503 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,840 OVEN BEEPS 504 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,600 Mum, could you get the plates for me? Yeah. 505 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,000 Did our Raff ring you up? 506 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,800 Well up for it. What? 507 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,680 You sure you want him in on it as well? 508 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,640 Yes, of course! And Angus if he's coming. 509 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,480 Why's Angus coming? He's my plus-one. What y'on about? 510 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,880 Right, you've to keep your mouth shut. 511 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,080 (Can you sing?) 512 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,400 Not with my mouth shut. 513 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,400 DOORBELL RINGS See, who's that? 514 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,800 That'll be your dad, he'll want to have a look at you. 515 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,120 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 516 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,680 Hello? 517 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,960 Ted! It's Ted. 518 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,840 He's just ringing up to say good luck on the big day. 519 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,920 Aww! How is he? How's his leg? 520 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,480 Is it Dad? The weather? 521 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,240 Well, it's dark here, it's about 7:10, 522 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,600 but it's been quite mild though. 523 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,480 How is it where you are? 524 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,200 Much the same. Dark, bloody cold. 525 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,880 I keep hoping it might snow. 526 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,600 Snow! Do you get snow there? 527 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,360 Not like it does here. 528 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,680 In Yorkshire. 529 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,800 Celia says, "How's your leg?" 530 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,280 Oh, my God. 531 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,080 Ted?! 532 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,480 Oh! My good God! 533 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,360 Let's have a look at you! You've shrunk, you wizened ole bugger! 534 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,280 But I thought... I lied! 535 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,720 He lied! What a liar! 536 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,240 He had his leg in plaster! We saw it on the... It was pretend! 537 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,600 Cement! Paint. Did you know? 538 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,640 Cement?! 539 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:12,360 No! Did we 'ell, he just turned up on t'doorstep like an hour ago. 540 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,160 Celia Armitage! Ted Buttershaw. 541 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,400 Oh, give over! Always a handful. 542 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,680 So when...what...when did you land? 543 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,640 I don't know. Couple of hours ago? 544 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,360 And is all the family with you? No, sod 'em. Just me. 545 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,760 Who cares? 546 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:42,560 I think you and our Gillian should get back together. 547 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,280 So do I. 548 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,120 Is this why you've invited me? 549 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,320 Is it 'ell. No! 550 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,560 Have you ever seen a banana jump? 551 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,000 No. 552 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,560 Me neither. 553 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,120 I think they must do it at night. 554 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,080 THEY CHUCKLE 555 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,760 I'm wi' Cheryl now anyway, so. 556 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:08,120 Oh, Robbie. She's very nice, is Cheryl, obviously, but... 557 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,440 She's a lightweight, 558 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,560 compared to our Gillian. 559 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,840 You do deserve better. And who better than my mum? 560 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:20,280 She's got personality, Gillian. And balls. 561 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,040 I like a woman with balls. 562 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,360 Listen, I don't want to upset or offend 563 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,440 by reminding you about the ins and outs of why me 564 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,040 and Gillian fell out... Why did you fall out? 565 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,840 We do know she's a handful. 566 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,160 More than a handful, let's be honest. She's... 567 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,920 She's trouble. No two ways. 568 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,200 She always was. Is she? 569 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:39,560 But... She's worth it. 570 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,680 ..it's part of her charm. 571 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:45,240 And it's only a fella like you, a fella with your sort of calibre, 572 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:49,640 could rise to that sort of a challenge. 573 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:53,240 I suspect. But heck! What do I know? 574 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,600 Who told you this? 575 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,960 I... We... It's... I shouldn't... 576 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,840 I only told you because I thought you'd see the funny side. 577 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,200 I didn't... think you'd tell your mum. 578 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,120 What do you mean "the funny side"? Mum, let's not spoil... 579 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,400 I didn't... I didn't mean... 580 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,040 I don't understand what's being said. 581 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,800 I thought it'd be better if I told her than if she found out later 582 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,600 from anyone else. That's all, sorry. 583 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,200 Sorry, I am sorry. He's too soft. He's too kind-hearted. 584 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,560 That's the top and bottom of it. Exactly. 585 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,840 I've been telling him this all his life, Celia. 586 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,960 It's a generous fault. Well, all my life. 587 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,200 Obviously. Not that...not that...not that... 588 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:34,880 So...? So. 589 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,080 So... So... 590 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,920 They've put an offer in on a bungalow. 591 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:43,600 Dependent on my dad selling our old house up Barkisland. 592 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:49,280 But he, being Dad, was too soft to turf the tenants out. 593 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,440 And in the meantime someone else put a better 594 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,000 offer in on the bungalow, and of course they went with it. 595 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,680 The vendors. Oh, dear! Oh, good Lord! 596 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,720 Celia, I'd have thought you had him better trained than that by now! 597 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,480 Clearly not. 598 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,200 Not yet. 599 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,960 THEY HOWL WITH LAUGHTER 600 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,440 I'm not laughing at her, I'm... 601 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:26,760 No. No. But you're right, she is...very entertaining. 602 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,480 By the way... 603 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,600 ..I've been meaning to say... 604 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,120 What? 605 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,000 Are we still cool? Vincent. 606 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,480 Yep. 607 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,240 I know you never forgave me over Frank. 608 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,960 Oh, bugger Frank. 609 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,720 Does that mean you have? 610 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,640 Did you ever know how miserable I was with Kenneth? 611 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,840 No. 612 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,400 For years. 613 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,200 No. 614 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:19,560 I married him on the rebound, I know that now, looking back, but... 615 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:26,240 ..he was shallow, a lightweight. He mucked around. 616 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:31,200 The night I gave birth to Caroline, the night I nearly died 617 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:33,680 when I needed that blood transfusion, 618 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,600 he was off having sex with someone else. 619 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,640 I know because 15 years later he told me. 620 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,320 SHE SIGHS 621 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,280 It doesn't matter now. 622 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,640 Well, except it does. 623 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,640 You'd never have had Caroline. 624 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:52,960 No. 625 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,920 No, I'd never have had Caroline. 626 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,320 But I might have been happy. Happier. 627 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,920 It happened. We can't change it. 628 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,680 No. No, we can't. 629 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,000 And now... 630 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,640 I've met Alan again. 631 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,560 Everyone liked Alan. 632 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,880 Alan was always special. 633 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:22,880 I'm glad you're so happy, Celia. I really am. 634 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:36,480 Celia, it's John. I just...I wanted to say good luck 635 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:41,480 for today and...and...and sorry not to be there. 636 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,760 Well, all the best, then! Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 637 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,280 PIANO PLAYS 638 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,760 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 639 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,640 Hi. 640 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,000 We're ready. 'Thanks.' 641 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,200 They're ready. 642 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,440 Am I all right? 643 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,480 Oh, Mum. 644 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,360 You look beautiful. 645 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,280 Oh, I've asked Kate if she'd like to stay on for the do after. 646 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,800 I hope you don't mind. 647 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,240 It felt a bit rude, asking her to play the piano 648 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,520 and then not asking her to stop. 649 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,080 HUSHED CHATTER 650 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,080 PIANO PLAYS 651 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:26,600 Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive. 652 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,520 Sorry? I've heard all about you 653 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,000 not putting your little house up for sale up in Barkisland. 654 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,040 I just laughed. 655 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:38,200 You look stunning. Oh, so do you. 656 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,840 We're ready when you are, kid. 657 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:58,080 I, Celia Dawson, take you, Alan Buttershaw, to be my husband... 658 00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,840 ..to have and to hold from this day forward... 659 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:05,520 ..for better for worse, for richer for poorer... 660 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:12,480 ..in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish... 661 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,240 ..till death do us part. 662 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:21,840 I give you this ring as a sign of our marriage. 663 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,040 With my body, I honour you, 664 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:28,880 all that I am, I give to you, 665 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,400 and all that I have, I share with you. 666 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:38,800 I give you this ring as a sign of our marriage. 667 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,520 With my body, I honour you... 668 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,480 ..all that I am, I give to you... 669 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:54,360 ..and all that I have, I share with you. 670 00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,680 APPLAUSE 671 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:04,520 PIANO PLAYS 672 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,240 TAPPING ON GLASS 673 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:28,880 Ladies and gentlemen! Can we have a bit of hush? 674 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,640 Ladies and gentlemen! Ooh! That works. 675 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,240 Right. Pipe down. 676 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,920 Raff, that includes you, love. 677 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,840 Right, traditionally... who's still talking? 678 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,920 Ted Buttershaw, surprise, surprise. 679 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,520 Right, traditionally, 680 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,840 we start with a speech from the father of the bride, 681 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,880 only today we've got the daughter of the bride. 682 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:52,920 Caroline! 683 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,560 APPLAUSE 684 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:58,760 Oh, shit, what she's going to say about me? 685 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,080 Wow, OK, here goes. 686 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:09,960 Well...when my mum told me she was getting married again, 687 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:15,720 I said, "Yes, Mother, shall we discuss it in the car?" 688 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,800 And she said, "We are serious, you know," and I said, 689 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,960 MOUTHS: Whatever. LAUGHTER 690 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,200 But she was serious! And they did it, and here we are. 691 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,880 My mum... 692 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,680 ..is unique. 693 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:35,720 She's clever, she's funny, 694 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:40,960 she's supportive, she's very loving 695 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,920 and she's very kind. 696 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,680 She also likes to say it like it is now and again, 697 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:48,640 but I think Alan's ready for that. 698 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,760 And I think Alan deserves someone as wonderful as my mum 699 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:57,360 because he is, without doubt, one of the loveliest, 700 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,760 kindest men I've ever met. 701 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:00,800 GUESTS: Awww. 702 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,960 This was made in heaven, I really believe that, 703 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,920 and I think we're all very privileged to have been part of it. 704 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:12,320 I hope that my mum and my new dad... 705 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:17,480 will have years and years and years ahead of them together, 706 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:23,520 inspiring us all with their extraordinary love for each other 707 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:28,880 and their extraordinary passion and zest for life. 708 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,200 Thank you. 709 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:32,320 APPLAUSE 710 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,680 I've always known Alan, I can't remember not knowing Alan. 711 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:44,200 One of my earliest memories of Alan was down Elland Wood. 712 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,040 We were about four years old and 713 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,360 we'd just found a pond full of frogspawn, 714 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,120 and he wanted to take it home, 715 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,280 like you do, only we'd nowt to carry it in. 716 00:44:53,320 --> 00:45:00,400 So he said, "Harry, you take your wellies off, they'll do," 717 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:04,280 and course, like a dozy bugger, I did. 718 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:07,960 He had his wellies on as well, I hasten to add, 719 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,800 but for some reason in his head mine were the only ones with 720 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,480 "frogspawn container" written on 'em. 721 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:19,440 Then at home, me mother'd be saying, "How come Alan's always so tidy, 722 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,680 "and you're always such a mucky mess?" All right? 723 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:24,640 I was being shamelessly taken advantage of... 724 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,880 Are you? Yeah. 725 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,960 ..by someone much cleverer than me. Alan was always very dapper. 726 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,080 How's Cheryl? 727 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,320 She's fine, yeah. 728 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:35,760 Good. 729 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,680 ..he got that cushy job at Jessop's Chemicals up Huddersfield... 730 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:41,680 It's a nice do. Yeah. 731 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,400 Thanks for asking. 732 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,240 Me dad. 733 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,400 It were me dad, not me. Mm, OK. 734 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,160 OK. He invited me on his stag do last night, did he tell you? 735 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,440 No. 736 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,560 Did you not know? No. 737 00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,640 OK. 738 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,080 He does what he likes. Yeah. 739 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,200 He were saying... Eh? 740 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,840 He were saying he thought... 741 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,320 What? 742 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,000 What? 743 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:21,640 ..that you and me ought to get back together. What? 744 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,560 Doesn't matter. 745 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,160 No, seriously, though, 746 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,280 Alan is a lovely man. 747 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:33,080 And Celia's an equally lovely lady. 748 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:37,160 And now, finally, I want to hand you over to the man himself. 749 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,320 Ladies and gentlemen, the groom, 750 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:43,000 the one and only Mr Alan Buttershaw. 751 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,560 APPLAUSE 752 00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,520 Where's he going? 753 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:05,440 MUSIC: "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body" by the Bellamy Brothers 754 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:12,640 # If I said you had a beautiful body 755 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,960 # Would you hold it against me? 756 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,360 # If I swore you were an angel 757 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,720 # Would you treat me like the devil tonight...? # 758 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,360 Did you know about this? 759 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,440 # If I were dying of thirst 760 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:31,680 # Would your flowing love come quench me? 761 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,760 # If I said you had a beautiful body 762 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,880 # Would you hold it against me? 763 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:48,040 # Now we can talk all night about the weather 764 00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:55,840 # Tell you 'bout my friends out on the coast... # 765 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,480 Bridlington! 766 00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,280 Bridlington. 767 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:04,480 # I could ask a lot of crazy questions 768 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:12,600 # Or ask you what I really want to know 769 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,880 # If I said you had a beautiful body 770 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,160 # Would you hold it against me? # 771 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,840 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 772 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:41,120 I told you it'd be embarrassing. Yup, well, maybe next time I'll listen. 773 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,960 Dad! 774 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,280 You great big daft... 775 00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,720 Well, I'm no good at speech-making. 776 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,240 Hey, well done. 777 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:58,120 Dad! That was... absolutely ridiculous. 778 00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,760 Oh, but you liked it? 779 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,440 It was...it was...it was... 780 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,600 I love you. I love you. 781 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,720 What were you saying to Robbie last night? 782 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:12,520 Who? Me? Nowt. Why? 783 00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:17,720 Oh! Well, yeah, except, yeah... But you do know we'd had a few. 784 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,520 Ooh, I'm a bit squiffy, 785 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,720 I'm going to fall over if I'm not careful. 786 00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,280 # You make me feel so young 787 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:33,560 # You make me feel so spring has sprung 788 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,600 # And every time I see you grin 789 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:41,200 # I'm such a happy individual 790 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:44,640 # The moment that you speak 791 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:48,560 # I wanna go play hide and seek 792 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,280 # I wanna go and bounce the moon 793 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:55,080 # Just like a toy balloon 794 00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,600 # You and I... # 795 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,200 I'm going. 796 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:02,440 Right. 797 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:06,440 Could you say thanks to Celia for me? 798 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,160 Well, thank you for playing the piano. 799 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,160 Oh! Pleasure. Nice piano. 800 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,920 Right, well, have a nice Christmas. 801 00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,800 Yeah, how likely is that? 802 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,760 Sorry. 803 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,080 I'm sorry. You... 804 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,960 You have a nice Christmas too. 805 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:34,120 # I'm gonna feel the way I do today 806 00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:39,880 # Cos you make me feel so young 807 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,600 # You make me feel so young... # 808 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:50,480 # I don't know what it is that makes me love you so 809 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,760 # I only know I never want to let you go 810 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,760 # Cos you've started something 811 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,680 # Oh, can't you see? 812 00:50:57,720 --> 00:51:01,240 # That ever since we met you've had a hold on me... # 813 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,440 I think she bores him shitless 814 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:06,000 if he just bothered being honest with himself. 815 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,200 Hm? 816 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,360 She's really lovely. 817 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,800 Kate. 818 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,840 She's gone. She went. 819 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,360 Why? 820 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,400 Over an hour ago. Why not? 821 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,480 Are you all right? 822 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,600 # You stopped and smiled at me 823 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:38,560 # And asked if I'd care to dance... # 824 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,040 I've kept meaning to say, 825 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:45,160 given that Mum and Alan have decided to stay in Harrogate this Christmas, 826 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,760 you'd be very welcome, you and Raff and Ellie and the baby. 827 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,960 I mean, more than welcome, I mean... 828 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,400 I'd like it if you did. Really? 829 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,720 That'd be great. 830 00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,160 If I can get somebody to feed the sheep. 831 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,880 # No matter what you do 832 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,600 # I only want to be with you... # 833 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,520 What you thinking? 834 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,120 Nothing. 835 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,800 Aren't they lovely? 836 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,080 DUSTY SPRINGFIELD SONG ENDS 837 00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,360 MUSIC: "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC 838 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,200 Oh, I love this tune. 839 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:36,000 So do I. 840 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:43,960 I've had a lovely day. 841 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:47,120 Good. So have I. 842 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,240 I think everyone has. 843 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,840 # Don't get me wrong 844 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,280 # Don't think you've got it made... # 845 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,200 Sod it. 846 00:52:57,240 --> 00:53:00,240 I'm going to make him dance with me. 847 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,240 Who? 848 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:03,920 Not Robbie. 849 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:08,400 Come on, it's a wedding. 850 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,120 # I like to see you 851 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,240 # But then again 852 00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:24,440 # That doesn't mean you mean that much to me 853 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,080 # So if I call you... # 854 00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,880 Excuse me. Oh, yeah. 855 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:38,600 # Don't tell your friends about the two of us 856 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:45,560 # I'm not in love, so don't forget it... # 857 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,640 Why are you here? 858 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,160 Sorry? 859 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,920 Why are you here? 860 00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:57,040 Because...we were invited. 861 00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,480 Yeah, but... 862 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:04,000 ..why would you want to be here? 863 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:07,360 I suppose that's the bigger question. 864 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,440 Your dad were right. 865 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,560 When? Last night. 866 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,640 Some of the stuff he were saying last night. 867 00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,280 What stuff? 868 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,600 About you being a challenge. 869 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:24,920 A challenge? 870 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,240 Yeah. 871 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:28,920 You are, though, aren't you? 872 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,920 You're a challenge. 873 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:36,800 As in your behaviour is challenging from time to time. 874 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:40,520 What, so you'd like me to be Mrs Bland? 875 00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:44,440 I'm not saying that. Mrs Ooh-what-am-I-like?! 876 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,480 You are talking shit now, Gillian. 877 00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:53,840 # You give your love 878 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:58,480 # So sweetly 879 00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:02,320 # Tonight 880 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:07,000 # The light of love 881 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:12,080 # Is in your eyes... # 882 00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:16,000 I got in, I shut the door. 883 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,680 And then I turned round and came straight back. 884 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,280 Do you want to dance? 885 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:31,480 # Is this a lasting treasure 886 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:38,920 # Or just a moment's pleasure... # 887 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,760 Is this like... 888 00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,480 What? 889 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:43,800 ..forever? 890 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:48,800 Well, to quote Prince, forever's a mighty long time. 891 00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,040 You know, in theory. 892 00:55:54,080 --> 00:56:01,360 # Will you still love me tomorrow? 893 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:12,760 # Tonight with words unspoken 894 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:21,560 # You say that I'm the only one 895 00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:32,040 # But will the spell be broken? 896 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,800 # When the night 897 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:43,000 # Meets the morning sun? 898 00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:49,840 # I'd like to know 899 00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:55,280 # If your love 900 00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:00,920 # Is a love I can 901 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:05,920 # Be sure of... # 902 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,640 What? 903 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,160 Oh, I thought she'd gone. 904 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:17,280 # And I won't ask again 905 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:21,960 # Will you still love me 906 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,960 # Tomorrow? #